Chapter 3 Coming Home in Shame
In fact, whether it is Ren Song's good thoughts or evil thoughts, so far, he has not figured out how he crossed this group of Nine Demon Ants, and every time the so-called transformation is actually ...... Watch TV series......
Every time a demon ant walks in front of him, he naturally sees the soul trapped in it, and then all the situations of this person's past and present lives will be shown in front of him one by one, and then he starts to tear down the purple walls around him, and then the beams of light, flowers, and golden light of merit are like a pre-arranged procedure, and then the soul says thank you, reincarnated, and a demon ant is considered to have been successfully transformed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
What makes this cowardly helpless is that none of these links can be missing, especially the soul's past life, which must be seen in front of him, otherwise the purple wall cannot be demolished, although when the soul recalls the previous life, it is actually only a moment, but for Ren Song, it is really ...... It's a long time!
From the birth of these souls, when they grow up, they marry a wife and die of life, and finally they die of evil, and if they meet the one who has been reincarnated for more than ten lifetimes and lives for eighty or ninety years, a soul looks down, and this cowardly thing has a feeling of being dozens of years old......
If just those souls who have had ups and downs in their lives, peaks and loops, and ups and downs look interesting, they are not much worse than wonderful TV series.
But there are some souls who have been stealing and robbing all their lives, despicable and shameless, and killing people and doing evil endlessly, and finally being cut down by the righteous man, this ...... It's a bit boring. But you can watch it.
The most hateful thing is the soul of the demon ant that is like opening a cheat, from birth to the wind, to rain and rain, to kill countless people, to do inexhaustible evil, but it will not die, hurt one after another, kill one pair after another, and finally full of beautiful women, high-ranking officials and mansions, and still claim to be the king and hegemon at every turn, and finally end up with a good ending, this kind of plot really makes people vomit.
But the above three, you can still watch it more or less, but it's more about the repetition of the plot, the guy with the same story, anyway, he was cut down for doing evil and killing in this life, and he was killed again after doing bad things in the next life...... This one...... It's a real headache to watch......
So after watching it for less than half a year, Shannian itself couldn't support it, and he was originally afraid of being distracted and robbing his body, but in June, he looked at the life of a soul in the seventeenth life, and it turned out that this guy didn't know what to do, and the seventeenth was killed because of misdeeds to a woman. The seventeenth life tosses back and forth that one, if the woman is beautiful, it doesn't matter, and after the seventeenth life, every life is like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, but this evil soul will have a bad heart when he sees her every life, this ......
In the end, he insisted until the sixteenth century, and after making sure that the evil thoughts were under his control, he agreed to show up every Monday, Wednesday, and five evils, and two, four, and six evils to appear, and to divide labor and cooperate, and strive to complete this meritorious plan as soon as possible.
But to this day, no matter good or evil, there are some heads that are wooden, and this bloody TV series is really not something that ordinary people can watch!
Just like now, although this coward is sitting on the Taishi chair behind the table, there is no need to ask if these two objects must have been provided by the Lingguan's father, all of them are shining with golden light, and the light can shine on people. A large group of people around him were busy serving, and the boys and girls were holding pots and cups, and were responsible for the tea supply of the head of the house......
The beautiful fox demon sat next to him and fed the melon seeds peeled by her master, and from time to time she had to rub her temples and beat her arms and legs.
As for the basilisk Ivy Chunhong, she kept running forward and backward, nodding and handing over all kinds of melons and fruit snacks......
But this cowardice still didn't last long, after watching three or five "soul TV series", the upper and lower eyelids had already begun to fight, and when another demon ant climbed the official desk in front of him, Ren let go and waved, muttering: "Let's rest first......" After saying that, his eyes were closed, and he wanted to take a nap.
I don't know why, this group of Nine Demon Ants is extremely in awe of him, and no matter what this coward says, the ants will obey. He also guessed that it must have something to do with the distraction of the Five Aggregates Demon Venerable, although it is a pity that such a group of obedient thugs are all destroyed by themselves, but the guy himself has set the tone, and his distraction has no other way than to execute.
Sure enough, the purple glittering demon ants heard Ren Song's words, so they flew off the table and got into the other ant piles, Ren Song, who was about to nap, couldn't help but open his eyes and look ahead, but saw that these demon ants were in an orderly and orderly manner, like a large group of soldiers who were being reviewed, he felt pity in his heart, and the red fire in his eyes also jumped several times, and finally closed his eyes and leaned on the fox demon next to him.
It's a pity that before this coward has time to talk to his own fox demon maid, he listens to a burst of melodious music from his pocket...... Without this cowardice, Xiao Tiantian had already taken out a flip phone from his leather pocket. The music doesn't stop and the light flickers. It stands out in this dark temple of the City God.
"It's Auntie!" Xiao Tiantian, the fox demon on the side, looked at the number displayed on the small screen, and hurriedly opened the lid and leaned into Ren Song's ear. Finally, this fox demon didn't call it "old housewife, housemother" and other strange titles, this cowardly smiled with satisfaction, but when the phone came to his ear, the roar inside made his smile freeze instantly.
"Ren Song! You're a backsliding baby, don't you feel at ease to hurt your mother? Whew! You bastard, your father just told me personally, you don't have to go to work in the Chinese New Year's Eve, what are you going to do? You're a bad coward, you think about being lazy all day long, aren't you? If you want to exhaust your mother to death, just say it, the old lady is looking for a pack of rat poison to drink, you are a non-contentious thing, Chinese New Year's Eve is so busy, your family is not busy at all, hide outside to live what! Come back immediately and help the old lady, otherwise...... Don't eat the New Year's dinner! ”
On the phone, the mother's roar made people scratch their heads, it's over, it's over, and it's been betrayed by stupid dad! I will be scolded again when I go back! At this time, this coward's mouth is like eating bitter gourd, how ugly and ugly is it......
When all the subordinates saw the master like this, they were all a little flustered, and they didn't know what was going on, but they heard the master let out a scream like killing a pig, and finally said angrily: "Yourself, you bastard come out and solve it yourself!" After speaking, he heard a plop, and with the chair behind him, Ren Song turned over and fell backwards......
(To be continued.) )