New Year's Chapter 2: Nightmare's Meow New Year's Worship (Part II)

"Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, another year has passed. ~" Xu Tianshi looked at the clear sky and sighed.

"Brother, today is the fifth day of the first lunar month......"

"Ahem, yes, it's already the fifth day of junior high school. By the way, do you know what the fifth day of the first lunar month is still called? There is no mistake. ”

"I know that the young lady told Zhenyi that the fifth day of the first lunar month is called 'Breaking Five', and I want to eat dumplings," the black-haired little Lori Zhenyi raised her little hand and said triumphantly.

"Hehe, Masashi is right. On the fifth day of the first lunar month, commonly known as the "Breaking Five" Festival, it is named because folklore believes that many taboos can be broken on this day. Because this day bears too many people's hopes and aspirations, there are many taboos on this day in ancient times, such as eating dumplings on this day, not cooking with raw rice, and not allowing women to visit the house. "Yanjing Years Chronicle" said: "The fifth day of the first month is called 'breaking five', and raw rice is not allowed to be used as cooking within 'breaking five', and women are not allowed to go out." On the sixth day of the first month, the princesses, nobles, eunuchs and other crowns exchanged favorites and congratulated each other. The newlyweds also returned to Ning on the same day, and the merchants gradually opened their trade. "Qing Pi Banknotes" also contains: "The fifth day of the first month is the fifth day of the first month, and women are not allowed to go out ......"

Tucao said, juvenile, you are purely Baidu Encyclopedia.

"I see, no wonder I turned back from the end of the world today. But brother, we're not women yet, we're just girls...... Hmm, break the taboo. Contraindications, taboos...... Woohoohoo, woohoohoo......"

Girl, what kind of trouble are you going to make?

"Damn, the reason you forgot our agreement was to treat me like a woman?" Cao Jin gritted his teeth.

No, no, no, he just forgot about you.

"Brother Xu, do we look that old?" Liu Li looked "desperate" and said with a crying voice.

"That's right, Master's right."

…… Moe fox, you don't look old, but you're actually an old monster that is thousands of years old.

"What the musician of me said is very true, I was still a girl's body, a girl's heart, before I became a heroic spirit."

Hey Nero, you're the emperor of Rome, yes, the emperor is likely to be single, speaking of which you're still a girl...... Isn't this the same as a certain King Arthur, and your queen house is also a lily? His sister's, a certain meow is so fond of forbidden love and lily soullessness.

"My lord, I'm going to be angry when you say that, right?" Patchouli pouted and said dissatisfied. I'm still young in Gensokyo, even though I'm over a hundred years old...... Well, isn't it very young compared to other youkai? Of course, compared to humans, that's the same level as an old monster...... Of course, I'm not going to compare my age with humans.

…… You still care about age.

"I'm a magical girl, not a magical aunt. I'm a magical girl, not a magical aunt......" Fett was there to smash his thoughts.

Ah, in "Magic Warriors Force", you are called the magic aunt along with Naye. Speaking of which, it seems that you were already ...... when you were SS

"The inscribers of future generations, the passage of time cannot leave a trace on our family, which shows that we will always remain in the most beautiful moment of our life. Take back your words, and your words will invite the angels to war against you. The Valkyrie Brünnhilde said righteously.

Hey, this can invite war? No kidding

"......" Saya was silent.

Pieces of meat or something, you don't need to care about age.

"Am I old? Also, if you don't pay attention to maintenance every day, you will definitely look very old. Forget it, I'm a weapons dealer, so I care about age. But am I really old? Alas, if you don't pay attention to maintenance every day, you will definitely look old. Forget it......" Galami muttered to herself.

So you still care about it, sister.

"Hey, guys, there's no need to do this...... I just pasted and copied Baidu Encyclopedia," Xu Tianshi weakly retorted.

The boy's voice was drowned out in a bombardment of all kinds of words.

The complaining officer said that you are killing yourself.

(Hmph, since it's broken five, this meow doesn't have to abide by so many taboos...... ）

…… Hey a meow, what are you going to do?

(Look at Meow.) ）

There's a strange premonition, ahhhh

"Outotunne? The golden chain suddenly discharged a line of text in the air.

…… I forgot that you, Lori, could hear the complaining of the spit service. Speaking of which, what Chinese language is this?

"Finnish. A voice that doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, laments the poverty of your knowledge, and then dies in self-blame. A cold, melodious voice whispered.

Finnish......

Huh?

Eh——?

This familiar voice, this familiar vicious spitting...... Oh my God, Ke Yi?

"I only found out now, worthy of someone who should spend the rest of his life in a dark corner. ~”

"することに合意した。 (Agreed)"

Hey...... This is not good, such a certain meow that is definitely not good, shouldn't she stay in the last days, how did she come here?

(Hmph, break the taboo, then there is no taboo meow)

…… You completely misunderstand the meaning of the Broken Pentateuch.

(The way to break the taboo?) Big Dreamer)

Too lazy to complain about you.

At this moment, Xu Tianshi finally discovered that something was wrong.

I said...... Don't you feel like the room is suddenly getting cramped? ”

"Of course it will be crowded, can there be more than 20 people at once. I said Ye Wen, will you die if you take back your wings? "The young man of the sun is dissatisfied.

"Hai Ai, you're not qualified to talk about me." The eight-winged killing angel shook his wings helplessly.

"That, Ye Xi, can you take back your wings? Your wings hold me down......" The effeminate six-armed Naga seems to be enjoying it?

"Ah, Suru, it's ...... you're here," a certain phoenix only found the other party at this time.

"Whew, isn't this the poor young man I have been bullied all the time? See you again," the wolf-eared youth greeted with a smile.

"Hmph, knock off my head...... Ahem, count it later, count it later, count it later. The headless horseman in the motorcycle helmet decisively stopped talking.

"Big brother, thank you for giving your mother ** food." The ghost boy bowed.

"......" It's a nightmare that you've been dreaming about.

"Sister, I finally see you again......" Xu Tianshi hugged his sister...... A younger sister from the past.

"I saw my brother, I saw my brother...... It's dreaming. Well, it must be a dream. The royal sister, surrounded by an ancient flywheel, muttered to herself.

"Sure enough, I only see my lifesaver when I'm dreaming." The noble knight sighed, squeezed through the crowd and sat down beside a certain teenager.

"Strange, how can I feel like I have been NTR......" The slightly chubby handsome officer scratched his head and looked at the knight in the distance.

"Huh? What did you say? The gray-haired little girl narrowed her eyes dangerously, and her little hand twisted three times around the waist of a fat man.

"Sister, can we talk well today? There is no mistake. ”

"Sister, that's for sure, because we're dreaming" The non-existent sisters are scrappy.

Well, by the way, that's all you guys have for today.

"For a single uncle, this is heaven." The bearded uncle sighed.

"Master Pachuria," the little devil shouted and threw himself into the witch's arms.

"Watchman, watchman......" The red-haired doorman sat by the door and fell asleep......

"Nia, have you seen Simon? There is no mistake. ”

"No, Yuko, what about you? Found Kamina? ”

"Not really...... I can't even dream of it. ”

"We're here." Two souls floated up from the boy and waved.

"Huh? Where is this...... Am I not supposed to be in District 11? The girl with the golden dragon tail was puzzled.

"Woohoo~" Naturally, the girl firmly occupied the chest of a certain teenager.

"Eresa, Eresa...... Aretha? The ordinary boy looked at the vampire floating from the boy in a daze.

"Master, we're meeting again...... Even if it's a dream, it's a pleasant dream. ”

"How am I here...... It's so cold to go back to sleep. The golden girl shuddered and retracted.

"I can't see my father......" The girl in the white wedding dress sighed and went back lonely.

"Where is this?" The bloody holy angel burrowed out of the boy's body in a daze.

"Uh-huh-meow," a certain black cat slapped her back with one paw as if she were a thief.

"Hmm." The girl turned over and continued to sleep.

"Stop—" Xu Tianshi snatched his sister back and shouted.

There was silence.

"Time is on the top, what a weird situation this is, hey"

"In the past, it was just a dream." The vicissitudes of life savagely broke the young man's hand and took his sister back into his arms...... Well, the sister of the past.

"Soul light, this is my sister"

"Of course, it's mine."

"Give it back to me"

"Anyway, we're one person, isn't yours mine? Besides, you've been in possession for so long, can't you make me happy? ”

“……”

"Two brothers, two brothers......" Xu Tianqing had already fainted. ~

While people were not paying attention, a certain black cat nodded to the ground with its right paw and whispered a word.

"Material Reconstruction, Space Reconstruction......"

Ahem, you're a cat, since you're a cat, don't talk

"So the cat can talk?" Ke Yi was thoughtful.

"Orijinalpi?iyis?hb?t. (It turns out that cats can talk.) ）”

Hey the girl, you have enough to spit on me, you use Chinese

"Can't you understand Azerbaijani? It's really a person who doesn't learn anything. ”

…… You win, girl. I said, Is there a language in the world that you don't understand?

"As long as Google Translate understands it, I know it all."

To put it simply, the two of you are Google Translate.

"You're Google Translate, and your family is Google Translate." For the first time, Loya's chains were in Chinese when she spat someone.

While the two of them were complaining about someone, the room suddenly changed to an endless prairie, on which a herd of alpacas ran happily...... Next to it is a small two-story building made of stones, and the taste is known to come from the cave people on the top of the mountain. There are many barbecue grills in front of the house, and even the food is ready.

Tucao said that the alpacas running on the prairie ...... It goes without saying which prairie this is.

A group of people stacked on top of each other screamed "wow" and fell to the ground, the stronger ones could ensure that their heads did not hit the ground, and the rest were all grinning.

"What's going on...... situation" The crowd was puzzled.

"We're dreaming." Wang Yang's eyes lit up, and he said with great certainty.

"Dreaming?" The vicissitudes of life are doubtful.

"I'm a nightmare, and I know this kind of thing all the most. I'm sure we must be dreaming. ”

…… Dream of your sister

"That's right, how could we be here if we weren't dreaming." The vicissitudes of life immediately agreed with his statement.

…… To your sister

"I said, you complain about them here and can't hear them, is it interesting? There is no mistake. Ke Yi said coldly.

Girl, that's what you don't understand. If he could have heard, I guess I'd be dead......

“????,??????????????????. (Definitely, even I want to kill you.) ）”

…… Lori, what the hell is this zigzag, hey.

"Georgian. You say it's not a dream, it's real? It's good, and there's good information to get started. Ke Yi said with satisfaction.

Girl, please respect yourself. I don't want to kill someone who can hear me complain......

"Don't worry, I'm self-aware. Thank you for your advice, you are a good person. ”

…… Huh? Is this a compliment? I always feel that something is wrong, and I somehow received a good person card or something.

The other side.

Xu Tianshi got up from the ground, scratched his head and said, "Hey, it's the first time I've had such a dream." Forget it, since it's a dream, there's no need to care about what demons are not demons? Well, anyway, everyone is a member of the Super Red Lotus Group, so today we will continue the Chinese New Year's Eve Festival that was not completed during the New Year."

"Super Red Lotus Regiment?" Hai Ai asked suspiciously.

"Ah, by the way, you were already gone when the name of the group was decided."

"I'm not part of your team...... No, in the past, you were from the Super Red Lotus Regiment, so I'm considered to be too? That's not right. The vicissitudes of life Xu Tianshi said with a headache.

"Who the hell are you? Do I know you? There is no mistake. "Berserker vampire girl Eletha? Vlad's master asked, confused.

"Master, he's Saber and Rider's master. Have you forgotten? When you left the hospital, you him once. ”

"Ah, he was the one who beat you to the ground"

"Hey, you were the one who wanted to kill us first, that's not the point. I said, "Why did you run away from me?" Anyway, who is this, why are there so many people in me?"

"You just found out." Ouyang Yijiu sighed and said.

"It was the Holy Grail War, and we were all enemies. Besides, didn't you also set a trap for us to drill? In this case, we must be prepared to be aware of death. ”

"Time is on the ......," the two Xu Tianshi sighed at the same time.

“…… What are you sighing for? ”

"I'm just thinking, we deserve to be one person, and we can cause trouble anywhere......"

"Huh? By the way, did you have a Holy Grail War in your past? ”

"I don't know, I used to be an ordinary person."

"Yes."

"Two brothers, two brothers......" Xu Tianqing was still there in a daze.

"Two Brother Xu, two Brother Xu......"

"Two ......"

…… It seems that there are two more girls.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Since it's a dream, I'll be unhappy when I wake up so much," Uncle Qian Yuan said in a loud voice.

"Correct Solution"

"Consent"

"Seconded"

“……”

The crowd shouted at the same time.

"Well, that's what I said. Well, let me see, this dream is not bad, there is a barbecue grill, there is a barbecue ...... Dumplings? Hey, barbecue dumplings? Xu Tianshi's whole face was "embarrassed".

"It's delicious." Saya suddenly popped out three words.

"I want it, vegetarian."

You're really a man who doesn't refuse to come, a meat girl......

The two Xu Tianshi glanced at each other and shrugged helplessly.

"Hawkers, my future me, barbecue dumplings will barbecue dumplings? Anyway, today is the fifth day, and I should eat dumplings. ”

"In the past, was the time over there the fifth day of the Lunar New Year? I really envy you, I remember that I was lonely in the basement munching on instant noodles......"

"Huh? Basement? ”

"Yes, everyone in the family has gone out, and my sister has also been forcibly taken away. I wasn't allowed to stay at home alone, so I had to stay in the basement of the supermarket where I worked. ”

"Poor me."

"Sympathized with myself...... I always feel that life is weak......"

"Ahem."

"Huh? And wine? The sharp-eyed Fat Man Lan found the liquor in the room.

"Oh, I haven't drunk wine for a long time, I must open the meat today," Hai Ai said excitedly.

"Hey, you like to drink too? I'm not humble to tell you, when I was in the army, I was known as the 'double barrel'."

"Double barrel?"

"Wine buckets, rice buckets."

“…… That's not a good name. ”

"Details aside, today we are not drunk and do not return"

"No problem"

"There's really a lot of wine...... Zhang Yifan narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"There are a lot of beautiful women...... Ye Xi also narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Want to drink and have sex, right? There is no mistake. Zhang Yifan and Ye Xi stretched out their sinful right hands at the same time.

"Ahh

Poor young man, who let you out of the group...... That's the price of having a girl

"Mmmmow~"

(You're the wailing of a defeated dog.) ）

…… You dead meow, do you have a sister?

"Meow Meow~"

(Yes, how not.) Look, isn't it the back palace I arranged for myself that is still sleeping over there? ）

Hmph, huh? It seems that your back palace likes a certain teenager. Besides, is it really okay for you to open a palace?

"Meow"

(No, no problem)

Hehe, won't your half of your body cook you?

"Meow ......"

(Not to mention half of the body, I've been boiled once in Gensokyo, and even the ears and tail have been used by the undisciplined witch to decorate myself...... ）

"Luoya, you must write down what they say, maybe it contains some information." Ke Yi stabbed the blonde Lori beside him and said in a low voice.

Loya nodded.

…… Hey girl, you're planting a spy?

"Rub, how come there is a stove with charcoal but no fire? Isn't this a cheat?" Xu Tianshi looked at the barbecue grill with a painful face.

"Ye Xi, let's light the fire."

"Hmph, let you go for the time being." Ye Xi let go of his hand unsatisfied, and let the collapsed Hai Ai fall to the ground.

She snapped her fingers, and all the stoves started burning at the same time.

“…… It's so convenient, my future me. ”

"How can you be good, we can just eat cooked food. Time is on the line, and none of the people in the crowd know how to cook. I really envy you, you can still eat the food made by your sister. ”

"Ahaha, are you envious, jealous and hateful? I always feel a weird sense of disobedience......"

"Because I'm you, idiot."

The spit officer said that you two are idiots, and you are correct.

"Dare to call my man an idiot? You're not a small daring. Loya, let him die here today. ”

"No problem."

…… Haha, it's possible, it's impossible, I'm a spit service, how can you kill me?

"Sometimes verbal violence is more terrible than physical violence...... Want to hear about the dialectical relationship between humans and demons? I'm better than Tang Seng said. ”

…… Spare me.

"Ha, it's really cowardly, it's Luoya?"

"yes, still an idiot."

"I don't get paid all the time, and my job is often taken away by others."

"That's right, that idiot."

"Looking at his appearance, in reality, he must be a ginseng dog."

"yes, he's an idiot."

"He must have had a crush on him and was snatched away. Well, the one who snatched it was still his best friend. ”

"That's right, because he's an idiot."

"Even if I found my sister in the future, I was NTR by a local turtle because of the distance."

"That's right, so he's a fool."

"Huh? What about people? ”

"Fainted, definitely."

"Well, don't leave him alone. By the way, where are you now? ”

"South of Caiyun, near the provincial capital."

"It's a little far away from me...... I'm in the imperial capital. ”

"With whom?"

"Chu Yayin and Uncle Qian Yuan, and that pair of sisters, the pair that has never had lines."

"Understood. Others? ”

"It's not very clear, there is not enough information."

"Understood."

The two girls on this side were muttering there, but on the other side they were in full swing.

"Come, do this glass" Hai Ai held a large bowl full of white wine.

"I said, that's too much." Xu Tianshi's face turned pale.

"What's more, it's not right at all, you say yes, my good friend?"

"Of course, this amount is a mouthful, and I will be there after he is done" Lan Fat Man also carried a large bowl.

Tucao said weakly, when did you two get together?

Hidden......

"Wow, I didn't expect the barbecue dumplings to taste good, well, chicken flavor, I like it," Tamamo smiled and "poured" the dumplings into his mouth. This is really "pouring", a plate full of dumplings disappeared into her little mouth in the blink of an eye...... Is that mouth Doraemon pocket? Is it connected to the four dimensions? By the way, how the hell do you talk while pouring dumplings?

"Caster, pay attention to the appearance of eating," Nero scolded righteously, her appearance was extremely elegant, after all, she was also the king of a country during her lifetime. But...... Your hands have turned into afterimages, you are so hungry, hey

"Let me pay attention to my appearance? The ones over there seem to be scarier than me......"

On the other side, Saya turned directly into a piece of meat, wrapping a mountain of dumplings inside......

Vegetarian filling.

Uncle Qian Yuan came to the table of the knights with a wine glass, and said with a red face: "I said, don't you want to drink some?" There is no mistake. ”

"No, we're full...... Several knights turned pale and answered the question. Ever since they saw Saya eating, they had no appetite anymore......

"Huh-huh-" Hong Meiling and Wang Hu slept peacefully.

"What the hell is going on?" The dazed Tong Yue's mouth was stuffed with dumplings, and only the cheerful grass and mud horses were by her side.

A certain black cat happily looked at the joyous crowd in front of him, turned and bent down into the void.

"Thank you for your continued support of this meow. Seriously, this meow has nothing to repay, and he can only work hard to write down the meow. It's still the same sentence.,As long as one person reads,Ben Meow will write it down unremittingly.。 If you are not satisfied with this meow,Please complain about this meow in the book review area。 In addition to the groundless brainless black will be deleted.,The rest of this meow will reply to the meow~"

"To be honest, Ben Meow is really happy because there are so many people who support me. You can't find good friends in reality, but you can always find a lot of them on the Internet. It is everyone who supports me and warms me. And me? I just want to give back to you the truest feelings in my heart through words. I know, I don't write well, but I'll try. ”

"Thank you again."