"Look, can't you trust the old man?" the old liar frowned, and as he spoke, he suddenly glanced at a pock-faced man next to him.

"Hey, girl, how can you suspect Doctor Zhang's medical skills? Can you understand the prescription prescribed by his old man? Do you see a doctor or not? If you don't look at it, you just stay there, and there are still many people queuing up behind you. ”

This pockmarked face is nominally the apprentice of Doctor Zhang, but in fact he is responsible for teaching some thugs who come to make trouble, and he usually receives a lot of benefits from the old liar, so he naturally helps him speak.

The girl raised her eyebrows, "Don't talk about medical skills, I really know a little bit about it, take the prescription, I will know it at a glance." ”

"Shout, the pool is too big to keep you as a fish? You're here to make trouble, right?" Mazi's face was anxious when he heard it, there was a cat in the prescription, and he was smashed when he was seen buying and selling.

This matter must not be disturbed by a yellow-haired girl.

Take people's money and eliminate disasters with people, pockmarked face is the one who eats this bowl of rice, and he is about to teach the girl a lesson with his fingers, but his thick arm has just been waved out, but he is blocked by a big hand.

"Huh?"

With a slight frown, the pockmarked face immediately turned his head, but what he saw was an extremely plain smiling face.

"Hehe, this big brother, it's not appropriate to bully a sick weak woman, right?"

"Boy, who are you?"

Zhou Nian chuckled, "Hehe, passerby." ”

"Passers-by?" pockmarked face couldn't hold back, and just passers-by also wanted to be heroes to save beauty?

Forcefully breaking his arm out, the pockmarked face shouted, "Passers-by will sell it to me, which green onion are you?"

Zhou Nian shook his head, "No, I'm not counting green onions, I'm just a head of garlic, big cloves, you put me in the dish, I'm still a little spicy, maybe I can choke your throat." ”

"Poof", Zhou Nian's witty words made the girl laugh at once.

"Grass, stinky boy, do you dare to entertain me?" Mazi's face almost jumped up angrily, why are the young people I met today all such who don't look at the situation?

Gritting his teeth, the spearhead of Mazi's face turned suddenly, and he was about to smash it towards Zhou Nian with a wave of his fist!

"Senior brother, no!" The mustache on the side hurriedly stopped, stepped forward, and suddenly whispered a few words in Doctor Zhang's ear.

The old face changed rapidly, and Immortal Doctor Zhang stood up from the Taishi chair in shock, and hurriedly shouted at the pockmarked face, "Stop!"

"Master, they ......"

"That's enough! It's not enough, isn't it?" Immortal Doctor Zhang narrowed his old eyes, and his voice was very cold.

"Oh. With Immortal Doctor Zhang opening his mouth, Mazi's face immediately confessed, and he withdrew his palm with a little unwillingness.

Sitting down again with a dry cough, Doctor Zhang looked at Zhou Nian in front of him, rolled his eyes, and actually sold it, "Ahem, this little brother, forgive the old man for being too talkative, I see that your Yin Tang is black, there must be a bloody disaster in the near future, and there is also a faint aura of wealth between your eyebrows, and you will definitely suffer a big catastrophe!"

This old liar obviously heard from the mustache that Zhou Nian was carrying 100,000 babies, and when he saw the wealth, he wanted to knock the other party hard!

It's really evil, that old mouth is like a cotton trouser waist, it will be loose as soon as it is opened, and he is not afraid of strong wind pouring into it and flashing his tongue!

The corners of his mouth sneered, Zhou Nian didn't want to expose Immortal Doctor Zhang's ugly face in public, but he took the initiative to send it to the door, how could he be justified if he didn't give him a little return?

"Oh, the old gentleman still knows how to tell fortunes?" With interest on his face, Zhou Nian moved a stool and sat next to the girl with a big grin.

"Hehe, I know a little bit about it. Don't hide it from the little brother, curing the sick and saving people is just the old man's hobby, my real profession is fortune telling, word measurement, and predicting fortune!"

After Doctor Zhang finished speaking, he suddenly took out a small boxy sign from the drawer of the Eight Immortals' table, and there were three big characters engraved on it—Zhang Shenxian.

Not to mention, there are really people in the world who praise him!

In fact, he didn't have the surname Zhang, but I heard that the fortune-telling surname Zhang would look domineering and convincing, and he had the same surname as the Jade Emperor, which was relatively high-end.

A person who can even change his surname for money shows how unconcerned he is.

Raising his eyebrows, Zhou Nian said lightly, "Come and don't be rude, since the old gentleman has seen my fortune, then I will also send you a few words." ”

"Oh?" Counter-general, Doctor Zhang's brows furrowed slightly.

Zhou Nian said seriously, "Old man, have you often had trouble sleeping at night lately? night sweats at night?stomach pain but can't pull it out?And your ability in that area has also declined greatly?Your appetite is not as good as before?Do you have severe bad breath?"

Before the soul power snooped, Zhou Nian had already felt through the problems on Immortal Doctor Zhang's body.

There were several questions in a row, and every sentence hit the nail on the head, and Immortal Doctor Zhang obviously couldn't sit still, because he did have those symptoms recently.

He saw that many pharmacists did not get better, but he didn't expect to be told by the "wronged boss" in front of him.

The old face was a little pale, and Doctor Zhang was obviously frightened, so he muttered in a low voice, "These symptoms ......"

Zhou Nian interrupted, "This is a disease, it must be cured!"

"Then what should I do?" Immortal Doctor Zhang forgot what he was doing for a while, and asked involuntarily.

Zhou Nian smiled lightly, "Hehe, it's very simple, it's just that there is some blockage in your body, you stand up, I can help you heal now." ”

"Let go of your dog's stinky fart, my master's dignified half-immortal body, how can I tolerate you as a ......" Immortal Doctor Zhang didn't speak, the pockmarked face on the side was anxious first, and he turned his head to look at Immortal Doctor Zhang while scolding, as long as the other party said a word, he immediately started to greet Zhou Nian.

However, when his eyes fell on his master, the other party directly dropped the chain for him!

Slowly standing up from the Taishi's chair, Doctor Zhang Xian walked towards Zhou Nian in a trance.

"Ha, master, what are you ......" Mazi's face was stunned, and he didn't have time to stop it, but Doctor Zhang passed by him.

A slap in the face, but a slap on the ground!

The girl sitting on the side became more and more curious, and her beautiful eyes kept scanning the young man next to her, according to Doctor Zhang's current reaction, those symptoms were all told by the other party.

"Shhh...... What is the origin of this man?"

Zhou Nian pointed with his hand and directly hit Immortal Doctor Zhang's stomach, and a wisp of soul power penetrated into the dantian, shattering his breath in an instant!

Immortal Doctor Zhang has no foundation in cultivation at all, to put it bluntly, he is an ordinary person, relying on a little trickery to get the name of an immortal doctor, in fact, he is not as weak as a rookie, and he was tossed by Zhou Nian's soul power, and he began to feel that something was wrong.

He wants to fart, and he can't help it!

Just let it go, but fortunately, the sound of this fart is very small, but the smell is enough.

The patients in line all arched their noses, and some even covered their mouths.

No way, the fart stinks!

Immortal Doctor Zhang also smelled his "masterpiece", but he was very cunning, looked at the pockmarked face next to him seriously, and buckled the basin, "Alas, it seems that your cultivation is far from enough, how can we, as half-immortal bodies, casually discharge such filth? ”

Mazi's face was wronged, and when he saw the disdainful eyes of the group of people around him, he suddenly wanted to cry.

He shouted silently in his heart, "Wronged, I'm more fucking wronged than Dou E! It's not me who farted! And why is this fart so stinky! Leeks are mixed with rotten eggs, and no dog within a radius of thirty miles will survive, how can I mix in the city of water in the future!"

Just when everyone's eyes were successfully shifted to the pockmarked face, Immortal Doctor Zhang's face instantly became wrong, because he felt like he was farting again.

One is not good, two are refreshing and exciting!

But this time he had learned a lesson, and began to hold back desperately, so that his face became more and more red.

His reputation as an immortal doctor can't be ruined by a stinky fart.

Some incomprehensible little boys next to him still held it, "Look, the master is about to do his work, look at his face, this is to exert the strength of the body of a half-immortal." ”

If it weren't for being restrained by the fart, Doctor Zhang would have wanted to go up and smoke the boy.

But the more I hold back, the stronger I feel, the more I hold back, how can I hold back such a thing as a fart?

The best way to cover up the sound of the fart is to speak loudly and cover the fart with his voice, so he found the pockmarked face again and increased the volume, "Get here here today, I want to discipline me well!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking......

Immortal Doctor Zhang's face changed suddenly, because he really couldn't help it, and he was about to reach the limit of patience.

As his ass slowly loosens......

Bang!

Bang bang bang!

Tear and pull!

Like a cannon, if it weren't for Doctor Zhang Xianyi standing straight, others would really suspect that he had a Ming bamboo hidden in his buttocks.

Suddenly, an extremely long fart sound echoed in the air.

Immediately afterwards, another loud bang sounded from behind Zhang Xianyi's buttocks, and the pants behind him burst directly, and he suddenly felt cold on his buttocks.

Today's wind, even the hustle and bustle!

Then there was a foul smell that filled the air......

A fart actually broke his pants, should it be so exaggerated?

A passing dog instantly vomited, foaming at the mouth, and lay on the ground rolling his eyes.

Immortal Doctor Zhang was stunned for an instant, he didn't believe that his fart was so powerful!

The person who covered his nose and covered his feet slowly had already fainted, and looked at Zhang Xianyi, who had a comfortable face, and his eyes were full of consternation.

Tears slipped from the corners of his pockmarked face, and he was wronged, and silence was better than sound at this time.

Zhou Nian chuckled, "Hehe, the immortal doctor is the immortal doctor, it is really a half-immortal body, a fart is so extraordinary, in my opinion, you can kill people with farts in the future, the person standing behind you has to be careful, otherwise it is really easy to be tricked, and there is, in the future, you have to eat less sweet potatoes, especially at night, that thing is ventilated, otherwise you will eat too much and sleep and then break the bed, you are really the ass rising green smoke, taking off from the ground and sleeping in the air." ”

ridiculed, the picture is full of sense, if Zhou Nian's mouth is poisonous, everyone else will have to stand aside.