"Uncle Shi, is it really good for you to trick me like this?" Xiao Yu's eyes were resentful. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hey, it's clear that I'm full of dirty brains, but I blame it."

Legal Lori looked disdainful, she was silent for a moment, and suddenly whispered, "I'm leaving." ”

"The strength has gradually recovered, and Li Qiushui's slut has also had an arm cut off, even if I meet her now, I am not afraid." She tilted her head slightly, not letting Xiao Yu see her expression, "It's time to go back to the Vulture Palace." ”

Xiao Yu was silent.

Parting always comes inadvertently.

As his skills gradually recovered, Wu Xingyun was no longer the legal Lori who would fall flat when he walked.

“…… I'll send you. Xiao Yu walked over and reached out and touched her head.

"Dare to touch me again, look for death!" Legal Lori's eyes widened, making a vicious appearance, but she just said it on her lips, but there was no movement in her hands, and the slightly pouting and angry appearance was even more cute.

Xiao Yu was impulsive, and subconsciously pinched the face of the legal Lori, well, not to mention, it was smooth and tender when pinched, like a freshly peeled egg......

Impulses are the conscious embodiment of human instinct, and most of them are uncontrolled. For example, Xiao Yu lived in his rural hometown when he was a child, and on a hot summer afternoon, he suddenly felt that the mousetrap should not be as fast as his own hands, and he used his fingers to touch the mechanism as soon as his brain twitched...... Needless to say, the finger was swollen for a week.

Xiao Yu came to his senses and found that he was actually pinching his face, and the cold sweat on his forehead flowed out.

Going to die, going to die, going to die!

Impulsiveness is the devil! Impulsiveness kills people! Next, do you need to quickly chop your hands to make amends!

The legal Lori who was pinched in the face is about to turn black, and if you go berserk, you can only hold your head and run away!

Xiao Yu shuddered for a while, hurriedly let go of his hand, and sincerely apologized: "I was wrong!" I immediately conducted a profound review of my behavior just now, and asked Master Shi to spare me a ......."

A lingering faint flush rose on the face of the legal Lori, and she didn't know if she was pinched or seven, she pursed her lips, but her eyes were like the cold wind of the thirty-nine days, cold and biting.

"Say, cut in half or Ling Chi, I'll give you a chance to choose how to die."

Your sister, these two ways of dying will make people miserable for a long time, so you might as well give me a simple one.

Legal Lori suddenly turned on the poisonous tongue mode.

"Sure enough, my mind is full of dirty thoughts, and men don't have a good thing!"

Enough, don't kill everyone with a stick, there are still many good men in the world, it's just that you haven't met them.

"......Shh Think about those filthy things in your mind again, even the nostrils have become bigger, it's disgusting. ”

“……”

Xiao Yu covered his face with one hand, and he was already powerless to complain.

Legal Lori crossed her waist with one hand, and continued to speak venomously: "I see that you haven't spoken for a long time, and you were really hit by me, so your heart is empty and speechless, isn't it?" ”

"Hmph, although you have behaved quite well during this period of time, if you dare to have disgusting thoughts about me in your mind, grandma, I will definitely send you to see Yama with a palm."

The only way to deal with a poisonous tongue like you is to ignore you!

Seeing that Xiao Yu didn't pick up the stubble, the legal Lori gradually lost her anger.

"I'm sleepy," she flicked her bun bun and proudly declared her victory like a victor, then stretched out her hand in front of Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”

"Now I'll give you a chance to make up for it, and bring me all those exotic delicacies!"

Xiao Yu looked up at the sky, speechless.

Legal Lori took the snack, walked into the house, and quickly threw a pillow out.

"I just lay down for a while, and I found that the pillow was a little awkward, you go and change it to a softer one for me, do you hear?"

After a pause, the legal Lori in the room added: "Also, although I don't want this pillow, you can't use it to do evil things, otherwise you will die." ”

Xiao Yu was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and the blood spurted three feet:

"You're enough! Who would do evil to a pillow? Am I so unsightly in your eyes! Talking nonsense again, I rushed in and beat you up, do you believe it or not? ”

Legal Lori's disdainful voice came from the room:

"Cut, is that the excuse you finally found? …… If you really dare to do such a thing, then I would like to commend you for your courage. ”

Xiao Yu hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "...... You won, please be sure when I didn't say anything just now. ”

Faced with a legal Lori who turned on the poisonous tongue mode, he really couldn't resist.

However, as soon as he turned around, he saw two patrolling warrior monks standing outside the courtyard, staring at him with wide eyes and stunned faces.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have! Listen to me! ”

"The donor doesn't need to explain!" The monk led by the monk hurriedly pronounced the Buddha's name, paused, and stopped talking, "It's just, it's just that this is a Buddhist place after all, and I ask the donor to ......respect himself."

“……”

The great thinker Mr. Lu Xun once said that there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

When Xiao Yu was a child, he was asked by his teacher to fully describe the profound meaning of this sentence, as well as Mr. Lu Xun's thoughts and feelings when he wrote this sentence.

Xiao Yu, who was tortured to death by this question, finally gave up on himself and wrote a sentence in the homework book, "My heart is broken at this time", which was greatly praised by the teacher, and praised Xiao Yu's wit in front of the whole class.

Then he was given a score of zero.

Time passed, and Xiao Yu once again felt a similar state of mind to the original situation - his heart was also broken at the moment.

Nothing was said all night.

The next day, as the morning bell rang, the huge Shaolin Temple woke up again.

Xiao Yu stepped on the morning mist and came to the outside of the Scripture Pavilion.

The thin old monk wore a pale yellow monk's robe, like an ordinary old man who was dying of old age and was about to die, slowly sweeping the fallen leaves all over the ground.

"Master, don't come unharmed." Xiao Yu stepped forward and took out a pocket carriage, "Master I am very old, if you want to live a little longer, you can come to me." ”

The sweeping monk pronounced the Buddha's horn and said lightly:

"Life is not happy, death is also bitter. The cycle of life and death, why be afraid? The donor is fascinated. ”

Heh, your old monk's ideological realm is so high?

"The master is indeed a profound person in Buddhism." Xiao Yu nodded, his eyes rolled and said: "The master's martial arts have reached the point of being superb, but due to the limitations of this small world, I am afraid it will be difficult to improve...... I wonder if the master has ever heard of the real Buddhism? The real Buddhism is not martial arts, but Buddha, a powerful person, a word, ten thousand laws, and even the Arhat fruit position, often accompanied by the Buddha! ”

The sweeping monk shook his eyebrows, and this time he was finally moved.

After being silent for a long time, he finally reached out and took the miniature bronze car handed by Xiao Yu, and said in a low voice: "Amitabha." ”

Xiao Yu smiled slightly, turned around and left.

Back in the courtyard where he lived, Xiao Yulang said, "Are you ready?" Let's go. ”

After a night's rest, Da Mengshen also recovered, not as shy as last night, but he didn't dare to make eye contact with Xiao Yu, and when he heard the words at this moment, he suddenly said curiously:

"Where are we going?"

"Back to the Vulture Palace." Xiao Yu looked at the legal Lori, "Zhong Ling's martial arts are a little weak, and then I will ask my uncle to teach her martial arts." ”

"Why would I do such a thing?" Legal Lori pursed her lips and snorted.

Xiao Yu knew that she was hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, and when the time came, she would do her best to teach martial arts, and she would not expose it, but said with a smile:

"Because...... Maybe I can come up with a way to let my uncle break free from the shackles and return to normal. ”

Legal Lori was shocked, hurriedly grabbed Xiao Yu's hand, and said in a trembling voice: "You, what you said is true?" ”

Since the practice was attacked by Li Qiushui decades ago, and the body stayed at the age of eleven or twelve, this matter has become an eternal pain in the heart of legal Lori, and now when she heard that Xiao Yu could actually help her recover, the majesty and reserve of the past were suddenly forgotten, and her eyes looked eagerly over.

Xiao Yu said solemnly:

"You have to trust my methods...... Moreover, I also want to see what Uncle Shi looked like when he was young. ”

"Soul, soul, let me die!"

There are not many things left that need his attention, one is Li Qiushui, and the other is Ding Chunqiu of the Sea of Stars, but the time left is urgent, and Xiao Yu is too lazy to make a special trip to find them, if he encounters them in the future, he will cook them casually.

In the next half month, Xiao Yu accompanied Da Meng Shen and Legal Lori all the way north, and finally returned to the Vulture Palace, and then left a model of a carriage.

"Please choose the mode of the crossing."

"Random crossing." Xiao Yu made a decision immediately.

A brief feeling of dizziness hit, and when he opened his eyes, he found himself standing in a deep mountain forest, in front of which was a winding and potholed mountain road.

The stars are dim, there are stars but no moon, and the air is oppressive and silent.

At this time, suddenly a gust of wind swept by, and there was a moist coolness in the air, obviously the night rain was coming, fortunately it should be early spring at this time, and the rain in this weather is not as sudden and torrential as in summer, which can give people enough buffer time.

Xiao Yu carefully checked his surroundings and found that he was alone, wearing a cyan gown, but there was no obvious identification mark, and he was carrying a stainless steel long sword on his back, the sword body was like a flood of autumn water, which was obviously not ordinary.

He couldn't figure out where he was or who he was, but it was obviously not a wise choice to stay here, because the jungle was not safe at night, as he knew it at the beginning.

Jumping lightly to the top of a large tree, I could see a faint light at the foot of the mountain, obviously a small town.

At the moment, perform light skills, identify the direction, and sweep down the mountain.

Soon, the cold raindrops fell, this time should be spring, the night is full of night plus the cold rain, the air is still quite cold, the rain is not pouring, but under the subtle touch of the skin, there is a biting cold inside, as if to soak straight into the bone marrow, being poured by such a dense spring rain for a night, even if the internal strength is deep, there is a serious illness.

Fortunately, Xiao Yu finally arrived in the town before the night rain became pouring.

A quiet town where big white lanterns hang high, not to mention human figures, even dogs barking have never been heard of. (To be continued.) )