Chapter 12 Baton Protects Tang Seng?
[It's coming out!It's coming out!]
[Ahhhh
[Lao Wang next door: It's really coming out, oh oh oh! suffocate me, it's finally out...... Cool!γ
[Immediately, hahaha, it's not in vain that I waited all night, and finally dug up this monkey!]
In the early morning, there was jubilation in the live broadcast room.
Many people can't stay up and have fallen asleep, after all, there is nothing too exciting this night, just digging and digging, the shameless anchor seems to have really fallen asleep later, and only a diligent Tang Seng is left, who dug all night, and finally dug out most of his body under the mountain.
Then, the anchor opened his eyes in a daze, moved his two arms, and began to crawl out in a sleepy way.
[It's done, Sun Wukong is finally going out of Wuzhi Mountain. γ
[I don't know what the Monkey King is capable of, it seems to be ...... It's not very powerful, even Tang Seng is not as good. γ
[I feel sorry for Tang Seng, I was fooled miserably, first extreme rock climbing, and then digging the mountain all night, it is not easy to be difficult in 9981, and I have to be pitted by this non-mainstream Monkey King. γ
[Where is that hardcore female fan of Tang Seng, there should be a reward at this time, did you sleep?]
[System message: Thanks to the chicken leg Γ1 sent by "Xin is weak and painful"!]
[System News: Thank you for the egg Γ5 sent by "Wind and Frost"!]
[System message: Thanks to the chicken feet sent by "Starling is a cat"Γ1!]
[System News: Thanks to the goosebumps sent by "Sword Qi Cold Spring Water" Γ10]
......
Sun Wukong finally escaped from the cage, although this way is a bit faceless, but it still quickly ushered in a reward. Even in the early morning, there are still tens of thousands of viewers staring at the screen with burning eyes, seeing what different skills this alternative Monkey King with glasses has.
"Heh......"
Cui Shi shook the soil all over his body, it felt good to be free, but he seemed a little sleepy.
Hmm, what time is it?
Naturally, he reached into his pocket and took out his phone, intending to check the time.
Huh, no power?
Cui Shi frowned and didn't think much about it, and casually put the phone back in his pocket.
[Hack bayonet: Damn! What do I see again?]
[The black, all kinds of paint peeling, probably seems to be ...... Is it a mobile phone??γ
[Don't make trouble, how can there be a mobile phone in Journey to the West. ] γ
[Upstairs +1, besides, such a big production, such a sophisticated picture, even if you have a mobile phone, at least it has to be a high-end flagship machine, the one just now...... Visual inspection will never exceed 500 yuan, the dignified Monkey King, will use this kind of mobile phone? ]
[I'm sorry, lion poop is better than bear poop.] I've found out, the phone model is Samsung i9000, the listing time is 2010, a genuine classic machine, and 500 yuan is overestimated. γ
[Yanli: Impossible, it must be some kind of magic weapon disguised. Haven't you noticed, this great sage...... It seems to be very close to the dress of modern people, glasses, T-shirts, shorts, maybe this is a contrasting style that the anchor wants to show. As for this old mobile phone, I boldly guess that it is very likely to be the wishful golden hoop stick that hangs the Three Realms!]
[I'll go, my brain is open, that thing is a golden hoop stick, I don't believe it if I kill it......]
[Don't make any noise, it's easy to judge. According to the original record of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong came out of Wuzhi Mountain, and met a big tiger after walking a few steps.
it!
When Cui Shi saw the barrage, he suddenly tightened his chrysanthemums.
What's that, and the big tiger?
I can't remember this detail clearly.,I just flipped through the book and patronized the section of the black chicken country.,I didn't pay attention to the beginning here.γ
Although in the original book it was only a very small plot that most people would ignore, but now for me...... That's no small feat.
Tigers!
Not long ago, Cui Shi saw a news that it was a retired special forces soldier of a Marine Corps in the United States, because his girlfriend was bitten to death by a tiger, and he entered the tiger park with a sharp knife in anger, intending to avenge his girlfriend, but the result was ...... Didn't live for three minutes.
In the face of large carnivorous cats weighing hundreds or even thousands of pounds, the probability of victory is very low if humans do not use firearms. Wu Song fights the tiger...... The main reliance is not on Wu Song, but on the eighteen bowls of spirits. Eighteen bowls of belly, not to mention the tiger, the tigress is beaten.
However, Cui Shi, as the People's Police of the Republic Prison, naturally has more methods than just American devils.
So he scratched his head very calmly and bared his teeth at the barrage.
"Dear friends, today's live broadcast is over, see you later. β
[Hold the grass, don't!]
[This is leaving? Just came out, and you haven't done anything, so you can kill that big tiger and let us see where your golden hoop stick is hidden." γ
[I just mixed up a wave of rewards, and I went offline so irresponsibly, this is too limitless, are you worthy of the audience who stayed up all night to watch your live broadcast, are you worthy of the fans who ate instant noodles and saved money to reward you, are you worthy of Tang Sanzang, who worked hard all night to dig you out?]
However, these broken thoughts did not have half a dime on Cui Shi, and as the live broadcast ended, he shook his head and returned to reality.
Well, it's half past six, it's time to take the prisoners to work.
I haven't slept much all night, and I'm not sleepy, it seems that it's equivalent to sleeping in another world, haha, this is not a lot of good news.
However...... There may be a big tiger waiting for you over there, this question ......
It is said that flies and tigers fight together, and I can also try flies, and the difficulty of tigers is a bit high, so let's try a wild dog or something first.
Let me fight the tiger with my bare hands, that's live streaming with my life.
Well...... By the way, it's not bare-handed, there's a mobile phone!
Cui Shi suddenly thought that he had climbed out from under Wuzhi Mountain just now, and he could actually take out his mobile phone from his pocket.
Can you bring the real thing to the past?
Rub, if so, the tiger may not be able to clean it up.
Gotta try!
Cui Shi turned his eyes for half a circle, grabbed a rubber baton at the head of the bed, and said silently:
"The live stream begins. β
[Hahaha, I knew that this product was playing tricks again, and it would definitely come back. γ
[Great Sage, accept the routine, your routine has been seen through by us. If you look at the number of people in the live broadcast room, it hasn't decreased much at all. γ
[Hahaha, the old driver who told us not to leave just now, thank you, thank you, sure enough, the anchor is back again. γ
[Well, what's in your hand?]
γSticks!γ
[This is the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, right! The one who said just now that the tattered mobile phone is a golden hoop stick, does it hurt to be slapped in the face?]
[This...... If the old man's eyes are not spent, this does not seem to be a golden hoop stick, it is a rubber baton that is standard with our national public security and judicial police, and the model is A1067. γ
[Upstairs knows how to do it!]
[Don't dare, don't dare, the old man happens to be a police equipment manufacturer, and this mass-produced baton is too familiar. γ
[However, what about the golden hoop stick, is this Monkey King planning to use a rubber baton to protect Tang Seng and a baton to hang the gods and Buddhas of the heavens? This is not a Journey to the West, this is a propaganda film to promote the might of the police of the Republic......]
"Hey, it's over. β
Cui Shi was in a good mood, and determined that he could bring something realistic, so he casually closed the live broadcast.
[Hey, it's an old routine, still playing?]
[Great Sage, your routine has been broken, we are waiting for you to come back......]