Chapter 166: I've taken off my pants, so you can show me this
"Okay, you are a sand monk, you actually deceived my old pig, you are looking for death!" As soon as Zhu Bajie landed, he shouted directly at the sand monk.
"Did I lie to you?" Sha Seng touched his head stupidly and asked with a puzzled face.
"Yo, I didn't expect it, I actually deceive!" Zhu Bajie grinned, not at all like he was going to get angry.
"I didn't lie to you!" After speaking, Sha Seng's head turned to the side very stiffly.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Seng and smiled, "Senior Brother Sha, don't you know that when you deceive people, you are more credible when you are looking at him?" ”
"Yes, Master just told me." Sha Seng behaved very honestly at this time.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he turned his head stupidly and looked at Li Jie, who was looking energetically, "Master, Senior Brother Sha deceived me just now, why didn't you say it?" ”
Li Jie watched the battle between Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque, and said very casually: "Cut, isn't it just to lie to you, and I didn't eat you." ”
Zhu Bajie: "........."
Sha Seng: "...... That's right, didn't I just lie to you, I didn't eat you, I said it, I didn't mean to! ”
Zhu Bajie: "...... Ahh ”
"Ouch, Master, Second Senior Brother beats someone!"
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On the other side, Sun Wukong couldn't fight for a long time, and he was so angry that his eyes were on fire, and he shouted loudly: "Okay, you are a brazen goblin, you have the ability, this is the same as my old grandson to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to distinguish the truth from the false!" ”
"Cut, just go, my grandson is still afraid that you won't make it. Let's go to Guanyin Bodhisattva and ask the Bodhisattva to distinguish the truth and falsehood, and then expose you. I'll see what else you have to say! The six-eared macaque did not show weakness and shouted loudly.
Listened to this. Sun Wukong snorted coldly, and while fighting with the six-eared macaque, he muttered, and flew towards Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea together, and the two of them, uh...... No, both monkeys will somersault clouds, and the speed of flight is needless to say, the two of them ...... Bah. The figures of the two monkeys disappeared into the distant sky in the blink of an eye.
"I'll go, I've got my pants off, and you're going to show me this?" Li Jie looked at the two disappeared monkeys in disbelief.
"This, Master, what do you mean that your pants are all off, can you show me this?" Zhu Bajie rode on the body of Sha Seng, raising his fist while looking at Li Jie curiously.
When Li Jie heard this, he glanced back at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. Disdainful: "Just your pig brain, you don't understand when I told you,"
After speaking, Li Jie was ready to ignore Zhu Bajie. But who knows, Zhu Bajie suddenly said a word.
"I'm a pig, so I'm really a pig!" Zhu Bajie looked at Li Jie with a serious face. Seeing Li Jie looking back at him, he also deliberately pointed to his head.
Li Jie: "......... Sand Monk. Come to your aid! ”
"Ahh!!h
"Ouch! Master, this is a fair contest between me and Senior Brother Sha. How can you meddle? ”
"Cut, now you only have two options, one is heads-up and the other is heads-up! Take your pick! ”
"Then I'll choose to go it alone!"
"Alright, Gojo!"
"Ouch, didn't you say heads-up?"
"Yes, heads-up is you single-handedly against me and Sha Seng, and double-head-up is you beating the two of us."
"I'll go, Master, you're cheating!"
"Cut, haven't you seen me cheat?"
“…………… Master, I was wrong, ouch, don't slap my face, my old pig relies on his face to eat! ”
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"Master, my grandson is back!"
With a shout that resounded through the heavens and the earth, Sun Wukong came to Li Jie with a somersault.
As soon as he landed, Sun Wukong directly took out the golden hoop stick and shouted: "Where is the demon, I am not here, come to make trouble, watch the fight!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Sun Wukong was about to step forward and give the unknown creature in front of him a stick, when the sand monk on the side spoke, "Wait, senior brother, this is the second senior brother!" ”
"What, Bajie?" When Sun Wukong heard this, he stupidly looked at Zhu Bajie, who couldn't open his mouth to speak, and was stunned, and then became angry, "Who, who beat it, Senior Brother Sha, come on, hey, what's wrong with you?" Why do you have a wound on your face? ”
Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie was speechless, so he had to endure his anger and let Sha Seng come to him, but as soon as he turned around, he saw that Sha Seng was also injured on his face, and he was suddenly even more angry.
"This ......" Sha Seng looked at Li Jie without hesitation.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong was stunned, and then looked over curiously, only to see Li Jie leisurely trimming his nails.
"Master, who injured Bajie and Senior Brother Sha?" Seeing this, Sun Wukong was a little puzzled, this is not like the master's style, it seems that there is a problem.
"Oh, it's nothing, I just discussed it with Bajie Wujing, which of them is more resistant to beating." Li Jie said as he looked at the nails on his hands in the sun.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he glanced at the completely deformed Zhu Bajie, and after looking at the sand monk who could at least distinguish his face on the side, he stopped talking.
Zhu Bajie: "... It's thick, and the book howls to die of sweetness? ”
"Bajie, my grandson hasn't learned this language yet, when my grandson learns it, you're talking about it!" After speaking, Sun Wukong walked aside and packed his luggage with Sha Seng.
Zhu Bajie: "............"
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On this day, Li Jie and the four of them were hurrying forward, feeling a faint heat wave coming, and the more they walked, the hotter they felt, even more unbearable than in summer.
Sun Wukong is okay to say, after all, he has been in the gossip furnace, and he can't help the heat wave.
But Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng couldn't stand it anymore, although they had become immortals, but the sweat still couldn't stop, and they directly sweated through their clothes.
After walking for a while, Zhu Bajie finally couldn't help it, ran to Li Jie, and asked, "Master, Brother Monkey is not afraid of the heat, so forget it, but why are you not afraid?" ”
Seeing this, Li Jie strangled the little white dragon and said with a smile: "That's because of Master, I have good things!" ”
"What's good?" Zhu Bajie looked at Li Jie with wide eyes.
"Oh, that's it!" As he spoke, Li Jie took out an air conditioner the size of a mobile phone.
"Eh, Master, what is this?" Zhu Bajie looked at the things in Li Jie's hand curiously, and Sun Wukong and Sha Seng on the side also looked at Li Jie curiously.
"Oh, this thing, it's called an air conditioner, it's very advanced, it can automatically adjust the temperature according to the temperature around you." Li Jie smiled and carried out simple science popularization for the three of Sun Wukong. (To be continued......)
PS: P: Hey, give me some support, looking at the results of the book, as an author, I'm very sad!