Chapter 37: Picking Cucumber Lanterns

The greasy things on Wang Yan's shoulders made my heart tingle when I saw it.

The current situation is very troublesome, and he can't shake it casually, otherwise he will startle the snake, and it will not be fun to give him a "seven tricks to merge".

But fortunately, there was no wound on Wang Roar's arm, and those snakes didn't seem to have good eyesight, so the snakes couldn't find a "breakthrough" for a while, so they all spit out red letters with their bodies straight, and kept sniffing the smell of Wang Roar, as if they were waiting for an opportunity.

I wrung my eyebrows and looked at everything, and immediately took a pose, with a Swiss Army knife in my hand and a mobile phone in my left hand, and walked towards Wang Yao......

Approaching the speed of the king's roar, that is slow, not slow.

Wang He didn't dare to move, let alone speak, he could only keep repeating a mouth shape with his mouth open.

After he "said" it a few times, I immediately understood what he was saying was "picking cucumber lanterns".

This guy ...... He remembered it!

The so-called "picking cucumber lanterns" is a unique skill I once mastered with a knife when I was a soldier.

The reason why I was able to master this ability was completely inseparable from the "spur" of his king's roar.

At that time, because of my poor physical fitness, coupled with objective reasons such as the work and rest time of the cooking class, except for the most basic "military physical boxing", I almost had no ability to take action, and the overall military quality was not flattering.

It wasn't until I got the Swiss Army knife that I lost to me with this King Roar bet that it started to change.

That year, after he bet on losing this thing to me, he was very unconvinced, after all, young people are all competitive times, and a dignified scout acting platoon commander can't pull his face.

Therefore, although he taught me the "dagger fist (anti-draw dagger fighting technique...)" with a small and broad scale, he also left me a cruel sentence:

"You kid, you're not a knife trick in this life! This good thing is given to you, it's purely an old donkey eating ginseng and spoiling things! ”

dared to say that I did this back then, and dared to say that a cook did not use a knife, which was completely tolerable and unbearable.

Naturally, I'm not convinced! also secretly made up his mind that he must master this set of tricks, surpass him Wang Roar, and give him some color to see.

So, I worked hard and practiced this set of unique skills at all costs, practicing day and night, and even sleeping, and finally ...... I still can't practice!

I'm depressed.

The reason why I couldn't practice was not because I couldn't learn those few sword breaking techniques, but because I was too different from him in strength and accuracy compared to him. It's the difference between heaven and earth!

Moreover, I fully understand that this Swiss Army knife itself is small, and if you shoot with a knife, you can't handle it quickly and accurately, and if you defeat the enemy with one move, there is no difference between learning and not learning.

But after all, I am not from a professional class, and I don't have the foundation of Wang Roar Lianwu, so I have never been able to understand the essentials, and I want to ask Wang Roar, but I can't pull this face, so I made myself very depressed for a while!

At the critical moment, it was the old squad leader who gave me a trick to solve the problem in my heart.

After the old squad leader learned about my situation, he quickly helped me find the reason.

He told me that the reason why I couldn't use this technique well was purely because I didn't have enough explosiveness in my hands and didn't have enough flexibility in my wrists. And there is a conflict between my training style and work schedule, so it is not good to continue to practice like I used to.

In the end, the old squad leader suggested that I should organically combine my training with the work of the cooking class, strengthen my arm strength training, and at the same time gradually use the things around me to train myself to use the precision of the knife.

The old squad leader also specially reminded me: "You are a cook, you have more opportunities to touch the knife than their scouts, as long as you master the correct method, you will definitely be able to make a name for yourself in this knife case." ”

The words of the old squad leader naturally gave me great encouragement.

So, according to the old squad leader's suggestions, I changed the way of training and organically combined my work with training. I use opportunities such as chopping vegetables and knives to train my arm strength and accuracy, and I also try to use the ingredients that I can do to strengthen my training.

Because I found the right way, I really made rapid progress later. About half a year later, I dared to solemnly announce to Wang Ye's grandson: "Lao Tzu's 'miraculous skill' has been completed!" And he also realized the ability to 'pick cucumber lanterns'! ”

But what do you mean by picking cucumber lanterns?

In fact, to put it simply, it is to cut five or six cucumbers of different lengths, with thorny top flowers from the middle of the horizontal knife, the melon fart yellow flowers face upward, and stand on the board in a daze, I only look at it, only wave a knife! You can cut off all the small yellow flowers on the buttocks of at least five cucumbers.

In the whole process, if the cucumber does not fall, the lantern will be extinguished!

After refining this set of "knife techniques" back then, I was in the company and even in the regiment for a while, and I was often dragged to major cooking classes, health teams, and even military family homes to perform. The most time, I even picked off the "lanterns" on seven cucumbers with a knife, and every time I could usher in bursts of cheers, the appearance of the scenery, now think about it...... Looks like he's playing monkey at all?!

It's all an afterthought, but at the time, I felt like I was still very good, after all, this was my own realization of the "nirvana", every time I used it, I had a refreshing feeling of playing video games as a child, and magnifying the tricks to turn defeat into victory.

Moreover, I firmly believe that my ability is definitely not a showmanship, it is a killer weapon to kill the enemy, and I vaguely have the idea of wanting to dominate the field with this ability.

But what I never expected was that I had been practicing in the army for a long time, but I had never been tested in the army. But after I retired from the army for many years, I had the need to show it.

Now that he is roaring, he is still counting on my ability to save him.

After I retracted my thoughts, I took my mobile phone and took a picture of Wang Roar's shoulder, and first saw the situation on Wang Roar's shoulder. I muttered a little in my heart.

At this moment, the snakes on his shoulders, two on the left and three on the right, were all swaying slightly, as if they were ready to attack at any moment.

At first glance, it looks exactly the same as the cucumber I used in my performance. It's just that Wang Roar's head is separated in the middle.

But even so, I didn't act rashly.

It's not that I don't have confidence in my skills, it's just that "I'm still dead". Besides, my ability is the source, deformed in my knife case skills, I am still a cook, this knife chopping down, cutting five or six cucumber lamps accurate, I still have.

But the key question is, what does it mean that those snake heads are still swaying from side to side?! What about swing dancing?

This situation is fresh.

The cucumbers I picked up before, they were all fixed on the noodle table, and this can shake the target, buddy is really the first time I have met it, and my heart is inevitably a little hairy.

Because of this, I held the knife in my hand, and I didn't act for a long time, and I was even more hesitant in my heart, constantly calculating and thinking about the direction and route of this knife cut, lest there be a slight mistake.

However, the snake didn't give me much time.

I don't move, I have to move!

At this time, the disgusting "tongues" on Wang Roar's shoulders seemed to lock on the target of the attack, and as if they had been discussed, they suddenly launched a ruthless attack on Wang Roar's head with a "search"!

The two snake heads closest to Wang Roar went straight into the ears of his washing machine.

They're as fast as off-strings! And my speed is lightning fast!

Completely out of instinct, my tense nerves "snapped" open, and then, I didn't think at all, completely relying on instinct to react, I used full force to cut the knife in my hand diagonally!

After the knife slashed a complete path in mid-air, I accurately cut off half of each snake's head.

The five-day snake barely made any noise, and it didn't shed much blood, curling and dancing, and it slipped off Wang Yan's shoulder little by little.

"I'll go~!" Wang Yao and I let out a cold breath at the same time, and we both sat down on the ground limply.

Wang roared and said to me half complimentingly: "No! You're as skilled as you were back then! Do you know that when the knife slashed through my throat just now, my heart almost came out, I'm really afraid that you will be careless, and give me a common death! ”

At this time, I didn't have the slightest smugness in my heart, on the contrary. I recalled the scene of the knife just now, and the fear in my heart actually surged uncontrollably over my body, making me tremble slightly.

I had no choice but to return the salute with a pale smile, and then secretly suppressed my helpless trembling.

I didn't want to say anything, but on second thought, this opportunity is very rare!

I finally showed my face, and I had to pretend to be forced no matter how I said it! Otherwise, I'm sorry for him, Wang Roar was sarcastic to me back then.

Therefore, after my mood stabilized a little, I turned around and came up and shouted at the king: "Boy! Remember, you have to be a chef to play with knives. The sword that you honored your buddies a few years ago came in handy this time, right? Later, later...... Behind you! ”

Halfway through my words, my eyes suddenly straightened. Staring at his back, he asked Wang Roar in a trembling voice, "...... Later, what do you see what it is? ”

Behind Wang Roar, I saw a vague black-gray shadow.

I looked at the shadow and felt a pang of confusion in my heart.

Now it seems that this Xiao Jiu'er's "private kitchen" is a "magic cave" at all! All kinds of strange things are coming out and going in one after another, and there is no end?

Or is it that she has already arranged all the weirdness in it, just waiting for us to throw ourselves into the net?

Vicious woman.

However, I don't have to think about so many questions anymore, and with the experience of the first two times, I am much calmer this time.

You can't dodge what you encounter, and you can't dodge it!

After Wang Luo turned around, I immediately picked up my flashlight and shone it on the dark shadow......

At that time, I made up my mind, no matter what this shadow was, I would give him a knife first......

But just after we saw the true body of this shadow, Wang Yao and I were both surprised.

For a while, I even felt that my brain was insufficient, and I forgot about the stabbing thing.

Because the shadow standing behind Wang Roar was actually Boss Bai who had his neck broken by Bai Shi Gu.

We really didn't expect that Boss Bai, who was already dead, suddenly came back to life.

…… He drooped his crumbling head and smiled weirdly at us.

Are you still alive when you die? What is he going to do?