Chapter 1264: My name is Ye Liangchen
I broke into the ghost den by mistake, watched a ghost show, and made a ghost banquet, and under the stage, there was a row of chairs that were different from those we were sitting on, and in the center of that row of chairs was a guy who looked like an officer sitting there, and behind him, there were also three or four soldiers.
Nobita walked to the chair in the middle like a second-rate son, and said to the ghost in military uniform sitting on the chair, "Get up and give Xiongye a place." ”
'Rub', the ghosts of several soldiers behind the officer all stood up.
Nobita waved his hand and posed in a very middle two Tai Chi pose: "What's the matter?" Want to fight? You wait, I'll call my brother to go. ”
I'll go, is this kid going to hack me?
I immediately plunged into the ghost pile, can't my brother still hide if he can't be provoked?
The officer glanced at Nobita, raised his hand very imposingly, blocked the movements of the soldiers behind him, kicked a female ghost watching the play next to him, and then glanced at Nobita: "Sit." ”
Nobita was stunned for a moment, withdrew his hand, and sat down there with a loud voice.
The officer raised his hand and poured him a cup of tea, Nobita proudly picked up the teacup, and was about to drink it, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong, this is a ghost, God knows whether this teacup is sewer water or urine, it would be strange if he didn't drink it for a week.
Thinking of this, Nobita sneered and placed the teacup on the table.
The officer didn't mind and said, "Sir, what's your name?" Why come here? ”
Nobita touched his chin: "Under the surname Ye, the purpose of coming here, you should know." ”
I can't cry or laugh, when did this kid change his surname, and his surname is Ye.
The officer smiled indifferently: "There have been several Buddhist families here before, but they all came back, I advise Mr. Ye not to meddle in things." ”
Nobita chuckled: "Dare to ask Your Excellency's surname?" ”
The officer spat out a word lightly: "Zhao! ”
Nobita immediately slapped the table: "Do you know who my brother is?" Brother is a local, and Brother has a hundred ways to send you bastards who don't want to be reincarnated. ”
The officer's originally pale face immediately turned blue: "Oh? Mr. Ye has a big breath. ”
Nobita rubbed his nose: "Hehe, I will let you understand that Ye never speaks empty words." Don't annoy me, although this is your territory, I have a hundred ways to keep you from staying, but you are helpless. ”
I covered my face when I heard it in the back, this kid is so good at spoofing, this Nima is a pure Internet buzzword! “
The officer was stunned: "Mr. Ye's tone is so familiar!" ”
Can you not be familiar? In this era, ghosts are playing the Internet, and today's front page headline is this big man.
But I have to admit that the power of these words is really great, I obviously saw a few blue-black halos began to grow behind the officer, no wonder he dared to watch the play here so arrogantly, it turned out to be really a ghost.
It's a pity that my current strength is no longer afraid of ghosts and gods, but I don't have much pressure.
"Mr. Ye really thinks that he can drive us away here, you know, we have been entrenched here for tens of thousands of years."
The officer was visibly furious.
Nobita then nodded and said, "Hehe, Ye likes to shoot at those who think they are outstanding, you just need to remember that my name is Ye Liangchen." ”
I'm dizzy, this is the real classic line, it's completely better than the two ghosts who are about to be invaded in the pig cage on the stage.
Nobita, Nobita, are you stealing the show?
The officer sat there, and the things around him began to change, the table melted into an old rotten wood table, and the ghosts around him began to whimper one by one, as if at the slightest order, the ghosts in the room would be desperate for Nobita.
"Here, there are three thousand three hundred and thirty-three ghosts, and there are countless ghost kings, and the Buddha can't retreat safely when he comes, even the underworld has to be afraid of three points, are you sure you want to surpass us?"
The officer got up and left his chair and said coldly to Nobita.
Nobita picked up the teacup on the table and fell to the ground, jumped up and scolded excitedly: "What's the matter, there are many people fighting with me?" It's okay, you can call out all the people you know, Ye doesn't mind playing with you, if I win, you get out of here for me, don't bully people too much. ”
I sat in the back and watched Nobita acting there, already laughing, such a second was actually used by Nobita here, the key officer surnamed Zhao still believed in his evil, and also slapped the table: "I, Zhao Ritian, am not convinced!" ”
I fell to the ground directly, and I felt that this old ghost was also an Internet expert.
Come on, Nobita, this kid is specifically here to find trouble, he and the officer are directly talking about the posture, the teacup is broken as if the cup is thrown, the ghosts around me instantly dissipated, all the ghosts, the theater watchers, and those soldiers have disappeared, and in the whole room, only the officer is left with a ghost.
Oh no, and the two men and women on the stage who were stuffed into the pig cage.
The two didn't disappear for some reason, but hid in the pig cage and looked out.
As a ghost, the officer naturally has his own uniqueness, hundreds of years of resentment have been added, and what appeared in front of him at this moment was layers of frost like a haze, and the frost became thicker and thicker in front of him, like a pair of armor appeared on his body.
An officer in a gray military uniform with a large-brimmed hat actually appeared on his magical ice armor, and then it happened in modern society, if I were not a warlock who has been walking in this circle for many years, I would never believe it.
But now I'm not surprised by this situation, there are so many things in this mysterious world that we don't know, if it weren't for these ghostly eyes, I wouldn't be able to see many things at all, and maybe I could only live in a world blinded by my eyes for the rest of my life.
Nobita caused trouble, so naturally I was responsible, and I didn't need him to greet me, so I immediately stood in front of the officer, pinched my hands, and in my left eye, a ghostly purple fire floated out.
"Ice Cube!"
As a ghost, the officer was naturally proficient in ghost arts, and when he saw the Netherworld Purple Fire appear, he was startled at first, but after all, he was experienced in a hundred battles, and immediately used ghost magic without hesitation.
Countless ice cubes on his body suddenly appeared, making his whole body look like a hedgehog, colliding with my Netherworld Purple Fire, the interweaving of ice and fire, immediately bringing a brilliant but particularly dangerous spark, and a noisy 'sizzle' sound.
Resisted! I couldn't help but get slightly excited.
Sure enough, as I expected, my body is now recovering, and in the case of being able to use the silver rune, with my ghost king's soul, I can completely compete with the ghost and god-level ghosts, and I will not fall behind, this ghost and god officer's ability is much stronger than that of the white flower ghost king, but it is much worse than Wuyan, I feel that I am not Wuyan's opponent yet, but it should not be a problem to deal with this ghost and god officer.