Chapter 713: Pretending to be crazy and stupid

"Find the old nest, lead him out, catch him, interrogate him, and kill him-" Brother Mu said without thinking about it.

"Well, the plan is good, it means that I didn't say it." Lan Lan pouted.

"Then listen to the Queen's sister's opinion."

"Hehe, I really have a good idea." Lan Lan smiled.

At first, the mountain road was gentle, and it took the two of them less than a quarter of an hour to reach the halfway point of the mountain, and then the road to the top was not easy to walk, rugged and muddy, and a small stream that flowed down from the top of the mountain because of the torrential rain, at this moment had become a small torrent several feet wide, and it rushed down from the side of the mountain road, hitting the rocks, like a drum sounding, which made people a little panicked.

Just now, you can still see pairs of "digging ginseng people", but there is no figure here, Mu Ge and Lan Lan stop and go, occasionally pretending to turn over the soil on the ground, in order to better confuse the little demon.

Lan Lan has already hidden the demonic energy, and Brother Mu has also covered the yang energy with a charm, and the two of them are now like an ordinary little couple, with the desire to "ask for a child" on their faces, all the way up.

After climbing a big rock, Brother Mu heard Lan Lan behind him shouting in a coquettish voice: "Oh, the master, you wait for me, no one has the strength!" ”

Brother Mu looked back at Lan Lan, but saw that she was really sweating, holding the edge of the rock with her hands, she wanted to go up but couldn't get up, and after kicking her feet on the stone a few times, she had to give up and coquettish to Brother Mu: "You are a dead man, don't pull people up, let the 'ginseng doll' run away later, see when your son will be born!" ”

Brother Mu's forehead turned black, and he heard Lan Lan secretly say: "Xiao Mumu, if you don't pretend to be a little bit more, you can really be seen by them!" She glanced to the side, and a few small white heads peeked out of the dirt not far away, secretly peeking this way.

"Okay, Lan'er, I'll give you the biggest and strongest 'baby fruit' later. You give birth to a white and fat boy for our family, and let our father and mother have a good time! Brother Mu smiled and grabbed Lan Lan's hand, pulled hard, but didn't seem to pull it, and almost pulled himself off the rock, he exclaimed: "Yo, Lan'er, why are you fat again?" ”

Lan Lan glanced at Brother Mu with hatred, and with this force, he lightly got on the stone. With a move in his heart, he threw himself into Brother Mu's arms, and said with a smile: "I hate it, dead man, in this wilderness, what kind of baby do you want, and you are not ashamed, it makes people's hearts flutter..."

"You're also acting in the aquarium, right, didn't you win a 'goldfish splash award' or something?" Brother Mu said.

Lan Lan drilled into his arms again. Blushing and said, "Boss, it's dark here, people are so afraid-" She raised her head slightly, and her face was close to Brother Mu. Jiao gasped: "Why don't we go back, it's just right... It just so happens that my father and mother are not at home..."

"That's right, while my father and mother are not at home, we can do a lot of things!" Brother Mu said "surprised".

"Hmmm! You can, you can do it......" Lan Lan's face turned even redder. Panting, he looked at Brother Mu eating.

"That's right! You can steal your mother's pickles and eat them! ”

Lan Lan was stunned.

"You can also steal your father's soju and drink!"

Lan Lan is even more flustered.

"When you're done drinking, you can ......"

Lan Lan's face softened: "Hmm! Wine can be a great way to cheer up. ”

"You can sleep in separate rooms!"

Lan Lan was stunned again.

"You sleep in our room. I'll sleep with my mom and dad so I can finally get a good night's sleep, ho, your snoring... I also really admire myself, how I have survived so many years! Brother Mu smacked his lips.

Lan Lan's eyes narrowed, leaned back on Brother Mu, and said, "Okay, Xiao Mumu, do you want to find the ballast?" Don't blame me! After that, a hand hooked Brother Mu's neck, put his face closer, his mouth was almost up to Brother Mu's chin, and said softly: "Oh, dead man, you are messing with people, let's not wait to go down the mountain, I see that there is no one here, or just take a break, now-" Putting his mouth to Brother Mu, the voice said: "I live so big, I only take advantage of others, who dares to provoke my sister?" Lan Lan was coquettish, but the tone of the secret was domineering and fierce, it seemed that Brother Mu was afraid of this trick.

Brother Mu's nose was filled with the fragrant fragrance of Lan Lan, and the soft and warm body made his blood run even more, since the banshee king broke into the bathroom at night before, Brother Mu was going to die by her routine, but Brother Mu can also see it now, the more you avoid her, the more she sticks up, the more afraid you are, the more she thinks this is your death hole, therefore, Brother Mu immediately untied this "death hole", he saw the delicate cherry mouth come up, and secretly glanced at the dozen little demons hiding in the dark and looking at this side, no longer hiding, quickly catching up, "Smack!" , and kissed it firmly......

Lan Lan was stunned for an instant, she didn't think that Brother Mu would come really, she didn't have time to hide at all, and when she saw Brother Mu kissing him, she jumped to the side, shook her head and said: "Hey, let you eat less garlic, it's ruin to kiss your mouth, let's go, I think there should be something good on it!" After saying that, he really strode away without looking back, leaving only the water tribe queen who was still stunned......

The little demons in the shadows looked at each other, laughed for a while, and then didn't go into the soil, it was time to report to the "boss".

In the following journey, Lan Lan didn't move anymore, just lowered his head, and followed Brother Mu with concern, almost to the top of the mountain, Brother Mu suddenly stopped, Lan Lan looked down and didn't pay attention, and hit Brother Mu's back head-on, surprised, just wanted to ask what was going on, but saw Brother Mu suddenly turn around, hold her waist, and hug her tightly.

"What are you going to do?" Lan Lan frowned slightly and said.

"Lan'er, it's windy on the mountain, come, put this dress on." Brother Mu took off his cloth clothes and put them on Lan Lan's shoulders, and when he turned his face, he secretly made a look, Lan Lan followed his gaze, and saw that a handful of grass not far behind Brother Mu was faintly emitting light, she immediately understood, nodded and said: "Well, the master, let's not go up, I feel that there can be a lot of 'ginseng dolls' around here!" After speaking, he handed the little shovel to Brother Mu, and the little bird followed behind Brother Mu like a human.

Brother Mu dug in the east and planed in the west, and he was busy for a long time, but he didn't find a "ginseng fruit", but he seemed to be very unwilling, and went around to other places, but there were a lot of potholes, but there was still no gain, and he didn't give up, and continued to circle around, probably because he was afraid that the pit would be deep to his feet, Brother Mu dug a pit, Lan Lan filled a pit in the back, and the "little couple" cooperated tacitly, but it really looked like a partner who had lived together for many years, but this pair of "partners" had a very bad idea, and they turned around several times but their hands were still empty. But they were both tired and sweaty and out of breath.

The two of them spared no effort to dig a pit and fill the soil, but something moved in the grass in the middle, a fat doll's head was hidden in the blades of grass, staring at Brother Mu and the two with a pair of white eyes, its eyes flashed, the grass around it moved, a little demon nodded at it, swished into the soil, and when it came out again, it had arrived at Brother Mu's side.

Brother Mu and Lan Lan both heard the whispers around them, but pretended not to find anything, Lan Lan complained: "Boss, there is nothing here at all, it seems that we came for nothing tonight." ”

Brother Mu was also a little discouraged, turned around, took a step towards Lan Lan's side, and almost didn't step on the "ginseng fruit" with three branches on the top: "Yes, it is estimated that the 'ginseng doll' will also find a place to sleep, why don't we come back tomorrow?" The "ginseng fruit" at his feet just dodged a kick, but was stepped on by Lan Lan again, and two of the three stems were broken, and the "ginseng fruit" deliberately made the sound very loud, "clicking" like the sound of a tree trunk breaking, but the "little couple" still didn't "notice".

Damn, these two things have white eyes and ears, no wonder they can't find them... The little demon in the ground scolded angrily.

More little demons came out of the branches and leaves, just in front of Brother Mu and them, but the two kicked and broke a piece, and then stepped on a few of them, and walked straight for more than ten steps without noticing, the last little demon seemed to finally can't stand it, simply drilled out of the dirt out of most of his body, directly with his body to stop, Brother Mu "coincidentally" tripped on its head, one stumbled, fell forward, screamed twice, got up and turned around, and pulled the "ginseng fruit" from the ground, the little demons were surprised, and saw the "boss" in the middle of the grass also seemed to laugh, when he was happy, he heard Brother Mu say: "I'll go to the damn land, where did the unlucky radish come from, and it won't grow a good place!" "Anyway, grab the three branches and stems of the little demon, and throw them out-

Turnip......

The little demons and the big demons were speechless.

Lan Lan didn't seem so lacking in heart, she grabbed Brother Mu's hand and said in surprise: "Dead man, you are so confused, take a good look at what is in your hand?" ”

Brother Mu looked down at the things in his hand suspiciously, scratched his head and said, "Radish, there are radish cherry blossoms-" He plucked and plucked the three branches, "and radish whiskers." He pulled the roots behind the demon's buttocks, "There's a radish pit here." He pointed to the mouth and nose of the "ginseng fruit".

The little demon is going crazy.

"Yikes!" Brother Mu suddenly exclaimed, looked at the "Ginseng Fruit" in a daze, and exclaimed: "Lan'er, look, this seems to be a human face!" ”

"Well, there's a human body." Lan Lan glanced at Brother Mu.

"Hah, I see-" Brother Mu laughed, "this is the legend-"

The little demons hid in the shadows, expectantly waiting for Brother Mu's awakening.

"Carrot carved face!" Brother Mu came up with such a sentence.

"What?" Lan Lan glared at Brother Mu fiercely.

When the little demons in the grass heard this, they turned into the soil, and some of them had already spit out white pulp.

"Hehe, Lan'er, I've only heard of radish carving in the past, and it's the first time I've seen a face carved with radish, absolutely amazing!"

The little demon and the big demon are also going to be extinct, and they are desperate.

Brother Mu pretended to be crazy and stupid on the surface, but secretly he had been discussing things with Lan Lan...... (To be continued......)