05 Grab the line
Probably because of the excess self-awareness, from the cool palace Haruhi with a refreshing fragrance passed by him, and then sat on the seat behind him, Ji Feng felt that the back of his head was stared at by a sharp gaze like an arrow, and his neck and ears began to burn a little.
Although he wanted to go back and see if Kasuga was staring at him, he didn't do it in the end to avoid startling the snake. Ryoko Asakura, who was sitting in the front row of the class, and Taniguchi, who was sitting against the wall in the middle row, both pretended to look casually and glanced at the position behind him.
What kind of expression did Haruhi Suzumiya have at this time? Ji Feng didn't hear who she was talking to behind her back, presumably she must have crossed her hands in front of her at this time, her mouth was curled as if she was a little angry, and she stared at the back of the male classmate in front of her who didn't pay attention to what she looked like at all.
Although he didn't look back, Ji Feng believed that this must be the case at this time.
Because he knows herself better than Kasuga himself, because Haruhi will never spend any longer staring at himself in the mirror than he will be staring at Haruhi on the screen!
“…… I'm not interested in ordinary humans, if you have a cosmic person, a future person, a otherworldly person, and a superpower, just come to me! Above. ”
After the opening ceremony held in the gymnasium, the homeroom teacher and the students who returned to the 5th class classroom in the first year began to introduce themselves one by one, and one of them resolutely announced his strange sexual fetish in front of everyone.
However, this person is not Haruhi Cooliya, but Ji Feng, a Chinese student sitting in front of Haruhi Coolamiya.
He succeeded, and all eyes were on him at the moment, especially the one sitting behind him, as if casting a gaze on his vest that could pierce him.
"Ah...... Ha ha...... Ha......
Ji Feng really likes to joke, is this a Chinese-style cold joke?
Well, let's move on to the next classmate. ”
The head teacher Okabe smiled dryly and perfunctory Ji Feng's strange declaration that he was not funny, but a certain girl sitting behind Ji Feng did not cooperate with him as a head teacher at all, and still looked at Ji Feng's tall back with a shocked face.
“……
Next.
Next?
Next!
Feed! The girl behind Ji Feng? Although Ji Feng's cold jokes are not funny, you don't have to be shocked like this, right?
Hey, hey, hey~ Can you hear me......"
"It's noisy!!"
After Ji Feng sat down, the head teacher Okabe called the stunned Haruhi several times in a gentle manner, and was naturally scolded by Haruhi, which made the teacher feel quite faceless.
However, Haruhi has no intention of apologizing for his rude behavior just now. She stood up with an awe-struck face, stared at the whirlpool above Ji Feng's head with her eyelids down, and repeated the personality speech of this Chinese student verbatim like a repeater:
"My name is Haruhi Suzumiya and I graduated from Higashi Middle School.
I'm not interested in ordinary humans, so if you have a cosmic person, a future person, a otherworldly person, and a superpower, just come to me. Above! ”
"...... Uproar"
"Hey...... Did you two make an appointment in advance? It's a funny joke, but it's not okay to play tricks on the teacher like that. ”
Haruhi Suzumiya's "ingenious" self-introduction really caused an uproar in the class, but she was not complacent because of this, and she didn't even raise her eyes to look at the slightly embarrassed smiling face of the head teacher from beginning to end, just stared intently at the whirlpool above the head of the Chinese student in front of her, as if she wanted to send some poisonous waves to him through her thoughts.
"Well...... Go ahead, next. ”
The homeroom teacher, who was bored with herself, smacked her mouth helplessly, and then chose to ignore the girl who seemed to be a problem student, so that the first class meeting of the school year could continue in normal order. But Haruhi Suzumiya seemed to be deliberately against the teacher, still standing there upright, showing with his actions that he refused to be ignored.
"That...... Suzumiya-san? You can sit down.
Can you sit down? ”
“……”
Because in recent years, education regulations have become more and more inclined to strictly protect the physical and mental health of students, and the head teacher did not dare to speak too loudly to the student in question, for fear of being charged by the PTA with using verbal violence to cause psychological trauma to the student.
And the one who really felt a headache was Ji Feng, a Chinese student who never looked back even if his self-introduction was "plagiarized".
He now knew that the feeling of heat in the back of his neck before the opening ceremony was indeed just an excess of self-awareness, because Suzumiya Haruhi's gaze was much sharper than the warm sunshine in spring. Now he felt as if the back of his head was facing an oven with an open door, and the incredibly high temperature was still approaching him.
Ji Feng was very skeptical that Haruhi Suzumiya was already lying on the table now, directly observing himself at an ultra-close distance of more than ten centimeters. However, judging from the demeanor of the teacher and the classmates around her, she actually didn't do that, everything was just her own illusion.
After the turmoil caused by Ji Feng and Haruhi Suzumiya, two strange people who are suspected of being accomplices or even couples, passed, the next self-introduction began to become uneventful again.
However, it can't be said that it is completely unfazed, because there are Ji Feng and Haruhi as role models in the front, and there are naturally a few boys who love to show up in the back who are playing tricks when introducing themselves, but those two Zhuyu are in front, and the rest of the people can't surpass them in terms of "surprise" at all, so they don't feel "cool" at all, they are just treated as funny characters who are unwilling to be lonely.
By the time the self-introduction was over, the classmates who had laughed several times had already forgotten the strange speeches made by Ji Feng and Haruhi Suzumiya before - to be precise, they didn't forget, but they didn't take it seriously, they just regarded it as a funny idea to entertain the public, and no one felt that those two people were really not interested in ordinary people.
Well, even if those two people really only like cosmic people and future people or something, it's not that ordinary people can't talk to them, right?
With this thought, the boy with an embarrassed face in front of Ji Feng turned his head with a smile. But before he could open his mouth, Ji Feng was ...... by his accomplice Or the girlfriend grabbed her arm and dragged her out of the classroom.