Chapter 678: I'm Your Uncle!
Fortunately, Xiao Yu has always been vigilant, and the moment the big hand fell, his body suddenly disappeared, and when he reappeared, he was already more than ten miles away, and the speed was so fast that it seemed to teleport. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Don't want to escape, hurry up and catch it, I can still give you a good time, old cow, otherwise I will have to skin you and draw your tendons!" Behind him, the Bull Demon King spoke.
Xiao Yu pulled the corners of his mouth, he was also angry, he is like this, others respect him a foot, he respects people, but if you don't give face, don't think I will give you a good face.
He immediately took a deep breath and said loudly:
"Bull Demon King, have you forgotten the jade-faced princess of the Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain?"
The Bull Demon King couldn't help but pause.
"You, what do you have to do with the jade-faced beauty?"
"Now, I can't hide it." Xiao Yu sighed and said sincerely, "Actually, I'm your eldest brother!" ”
“……”
There was a sudden silence in the air.
Not only the Bull Demon King was stunned, but even the friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
"! The anchor suddenly disappeared for so long, and as soon as he appeared, he made big news! ”
"God's brother-in-law! Anchor, are you really good at talking about it? ”
"Upstairs, have you forgotten the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake?"
"This Bull Demon King is too strong, right? A slap can even flatten a mountain. ”
"Shocked! The scene of domestic violence shocked the national uncle! ”
"On that day, people were reminded of the fear of being dominated by mouth cannons."
“……”
After a short silence.
The princess of the iron fan, who was standing next to her and was holding her heart, was suddenly furious, and in an instant, she evolved from the sick Mei Xishi to the Hedong lion who roared in the mountains and forests, and shouted with a snarling phoenix eye:
"Good! You dead ghost! Actually let your eldest brother come to snatch my baby, you, don't you plan to live with me? If you want to drive me away, why do you use such means......"
The Bull Demon King's head was as big as a fight, and he hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Madam, madam, don't be angry, listen to my explanation!" ”
"I don't listen! I don't listen! ”
"Madam, my old cow swears to God, I really don't know that thief......"
"Then how did he say it was your eldest brother?" Princess Iron Fan bit her lip and sneered, "Yes, yes, even if you don't know it, but the Nasao fox definitely knows, she must have sent it to harm me!" ”
"Jade Mian is just a lonely person, and the big and small foxes in the whole cave are not enough for you to fight, how dare you do this?" The Bull Demon King hurriedly reassured, "Madam, don't worry, wait for Lao Niu and I will ask clearly, and then I will be angry for Madame." ”
As he spoke, he glared at him, and his eyes fell on Xiao Yu, "Who are you?" How can you say it's my eldest brother?! ”
Xiao Yu said solemnly:
"My father and the Long Live Fox King are close friends, and when they were young, they were also called the brother and sister of Princess Jade. Not long ago, my father heard that the Long Live Fox King had passed away, and he was very sad, knowing that only the jade-faced sister was alone, so he asked me to come and take care of one or two, I inquired on the way, it turned out that the jade-faced sister had been committed to you, so what is it that I am not your eldest brother? ”
Lao Niu was silent, although he still had doubts on his face, he extinguished some anger, and asked, "Then why did you do it to my wife?" ”
Xiao Yu showed anger on his face and said:
"I originally planned to go all the way to the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain to meet you and Sister Jade-faced, but who knew but was stopped by this Iron Fan Princess, who was going to kill me if she didn't say a word when she saw me, how could I not be angry?"
"Thinking that the jade-faced sister was pressed by this old pearl woman, and she didn't even have a name, so she was angry for a while, so she made a move, and asked Brother Niu to blame."
"You, you dare to say that I am an old pearl?!" The princess of the iron fan trembled with anger, gritted her silver teeth, and lifted the double-strand sword, which was to slash her head.
Xiao Yu dodged and continued:
"If you weren't poked in the sore foot, why were you so angry? You still take a mirror and look at it, my jade-faced sister must be a hundred times stronger than you, I advise you to give up the position of your wife as soon as possible, so as not to embarrass Brother Niu! ”
"He dares!" Princess Iron Fan trembled with anger, and angrily pointed at the Bull Demon King, "Okay, I have been married to you for hundreds of years, and you just think of me, but now you are looking for someone else to insult me!" ”
"Madame, listen to me! Things are not what you think! The Bull Demon King was sweating profusely, and hurriedly reached out to help, but was thrown away by the Iron Fan Princess.
"Don't you dislike me, Lao Zhuhuang, and you still care what I do? It's better to let me be beheaded by this thief, so that you and the fox can be fulfilled, and you can fly together! ”
"Madam, our husband and wife for a hundred years are the red thread of the old man, how can I abandon you?" The Bull Demon King pleaded with a bitter face.
Where is the princess of the iron fan willing to believe, she couldn't help hiding her face and crying, turned around and stomped her feet and left.
At the same time, Xiao Yu also arched his hand and said: "Brother Niu, I'll go to Moyun Cave first, don't forget to come to eat and drink when the time comes, let's not get drunk and don't return!" ”
The Bull Demon King glared at Xiao Yu, but after all, he didn't make a move, but chased after Princess Iron Fan in the clouds.
Princess Iron Fan cried and cried all the way, even if she had cried out all the grievances over the years, you must know that women are sprinkled, no matter how wise a man is, the Bull Demon King is so good at talking, and his mouth is about to wear out, so he finally made Princess Iron Fan slightly relieved.
The husband and wife calmed down, and the princess of the iron fan suddenly said "Huh" and said:
"Dead ghost, have we forgotten something?"
"Madam, you say that, I think I've forgotten something...... old cow," the Bull Demon King blinked his big eyes.
After a moment of silence, the husband and wife looked at each other and said in unison:
"Basho Fan !!"
"That thief took my banana fan, and he hasn't returned it yet!"
"Yes, that guy is definitely not my eldest brother, but I don't know where he came from, deliberately teasing me and so on!"
The Bull Demon King was furious, turned around and chased in the direction where Xiao Yu left, "Splash thief, I swear to stand with you!" ”
……
But it was said that Xiao Yu flew all the way to Moyun Mountain, and after the Bull Demon King and his wife disappeared, they immediately turned around and left.
"Pretend to be forced and run, it's so exciting!"
Xiao Yu laughed in his heart, but he was not slow at his feet, after all, lies can deceive people for a while, but they can't deceive people for a lifetime, it won't be long before the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess will come back to their senses and understand that they have been fooled, and how angry they will be when the time comes, it is already conceivable.
At this time, the one who doesn't run is a fool.
His goal this time has been achieved, not only has the Qinglian Sword successfully evolved into an innate spirit treasure, but also the Nine Turns Xuangong has also unconsciously broken through to the third layer, which can be described as a bumper harvest, it is worth the trip, even if you leave this world, it is okay, but when I think of the story of the true and false Monkey King close at hand, I am extremely curious, and I can't help but want to stay and watch the play.
"The peaches in the Heavenly Palace have been eaten clean by the monkeys, and there must be little left of Laojun's golden pill, so there is no need to go to the Heavenly Palace, but you can pick a few ginseng fruits in the back garden of Zhenyuan Daxian and taste how it tastes......
Xiao Yu groaned in his heart and set his goal on the ginseng fruit.
"You don't eat so many fruits, if they are ripe and fall from the tree, what a waste, in that case, why don't I help you eat it......"
Xiao Yu was about to turn his head and walk in the direction of Zhenyuan Daxian, when suddenly a chilling killing intent like a thorn in his back roared, like an angry wave, instantly flooding the entire sky-