"Pretending to be a monkey?" I was stunned for a moment, "What do you want to do?" ”

When it comes to pretending to be a monkey, I'm quite confident, I like to imitate, although I haven't pretended, but I have some impressions of the monkey's posture.

"This bird is called the ape-eating eagle, and it is said that it likes to hunt monkeys, so you go and pretend to be a monkey to lure it down." Sue said.

I looked into Sue's eyes and said to myself, you're crazy. "What do you want to do?" And then we ride it out? Don't tease the stupid kid, it's bleeding and confused. I still have basic common sense, no matter how big a bird is, it is impossible to pull up a person. Human beings are much heavier than what the eye sees. And I have been stealing steel bars for many years, and my body is very strong. The weight is not light.

The eagle roared again, and it was nearby, but there was no bird shadow in sight, and it should be flying at a low altitude. The two of us hid under a tree.

The big bird was obviously searching for us, and the sirens of the fire trucks outside were coming and going, and they should all have gone to the place of the explosion, flying low because they didn't want to be discovered by the fire trucks.

Su said to me: "You pretend to be a monkey to lure him down, and when he wants to catch you, you grab its paws, and then jump into the secret passage, your weight is heavy, its size is large, and if you grab it and fall into the narrow passage, it will be stuck in the secret passage." ”

"And then?" I asked. "Ate him?"

Su said silently: "Then he will ask for help." Its sound travels widely. ”

I immediately understood what Sue meant.

"This is the street, she won't blow up here, I have a personal grudge with their family, she won't hurt innocent people. She'll open the door to save the bird, and we'll hide in the doorway and get out. ”

"I'm innocent too!" I scolded Sue, "Is there humanity? You have a personal grudge with her, why did she up? ”

Su looked at me, probably thinking that the question was pointless, and he waited for me to calm down and said to me, "Pretend to be a monkey." ”

I knew it worked, but I hesitated for a moment, and finally made up my mind, and walked into the courtyard, where I saw Sue pinching her throat and making a series of "da-da" sounds.

I didn't know what he was doing, but I heard an eagle whistling in the distance, and Sue made a higher clatter sound again.

"What are you doing?" I had an ominous premonition, and Su whispered, "I'm imitating the monkey's call, you should be dedicated." ”

I secretly scolded that it was outrageous, after I was born, it was outrageous to find out that my father was not Li Ka-shing, and now I have to learn monkeys, it's just amazing, I opened the secret passage, and then began to squat down, jumping around like Sun Wukong. Su scolded: "Learn the kind of monkey that can be eaten." ”

"How do I know which monkey to eat?" I said angrily. Just finished speaking. A shadow streaked by, and the big bird flapped its wings and landed on the roof.

Accustomed to seeing a bird of normal size, no matter how this bird looks, when I see it, I feel that it is too big, it slid its paws, and the tiles were trampled by it.

"Quick! Lead him down! "Su hid behind a tree, and my acting skills disappeared as soon as I could, and I didn't know what I was playing, anyway, I just walked with my hands hanging on the ground. Then pat your chest and provoke.

After provoking for a long time, "Heda" didn't care at all, but was confused by my actions, I really felt ugly, and I was a little angry. I calmed down, my heart was beating very fast, and I suddenly realized what purpose it was looking at me.

It's waiting for my flaws.

Sample, quite a chicken thief, I said in my heart, birds hunt aggressive animals, and many of them attack from behind. Most chickens peck dead snakes and go around the back of the snake. I've got to show my flaws.

I took a deep breath, the wound on my scalp was still burning hot, and my heart said don't scratch me again, and slowly turned around, almost the moment I left the big bird, I heard the sound of the tiles being trampled.

My pores instantly tightened, and I almost felt like the bird was already behind me, and my body involuntarily closed. A huge instinct made me turn back, and I gritted my teeth to hold back.

Three, two!

I let out a loud shout, and turned around, and my eyes were full of a huge shadow, the huge wings of the giant bird were already behind me, the wings fluttered, and two sharp claws like knives grabbed my eyes. Reflexively, I grabbed the upper part of both paws with my backhand. Then he jumped up.

The bird's reaction was faster than that of a human, and immediately retracted its claws, and my wrist was directly blurred with two blood marks, but I still grabbed it, and the moment I jumped, the wings hit me wildly, and I was really lifted up to a slap high, I pulled hard, and jumped again, jumping directly into the secret passage. Then let your weight fall completely.

As soon as I pulled its lower body into the passage, its wings stuck in it. Its claws kept struggling, and my hands immediately didn't have a piece of good meat.

If it weren't for stealing things before and being beaten and able to carry them, I would have let go of such a pain. I ripped off my own belt and grabbed the carved leg with one hand and hung it around it. Then grab the belt and it won't catch me.

The eagle kept struggling, and I pulled it until it took a cigarette until its strength ran out.

The blood from my arms was all over my shoulders and face, and after waiting a little longer, I heard Sue shout, "Come up." ”

I let go, and Kazuda rolled over and jumped away, I yelled not to let him run, and as I climbed up, I saw Sue sitting on Kazuda, and pierced the junction of its wings and body with a golden needle.

He Da seems to have been nailed to the acupuncture points, unable to flap his wings, and can only look up to the sky and roar. While pecking Su with his beak.

Su stumbled away, and "Heda" could only move with his stomach and then chirp.

I went to hold Sue and dragged him aside, and both of them collapsed against the wall. I yelled at the bird, "Shout, shout! Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will stew you. The bird wailed to itself, and was a little pitiful.

Su asked me not to speak, pointed to the secret passage, I helped him up, the two of them went down again, we sat down, this time I no longer have the strength to move, panting, I slowly calmed down, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "When I pretended to be a monkey just now, it ignored me, and when I turned around, it attacked me, is my back more like a monkey, isn't it." Thinking about it this way, whether I'm a monkey or not, it's going to attack me, so why should I pretend to be a monkey? ”

"It's going to make it easier for me to let you be bait." Sue said.

I frowned and looked at him, and Su said: "People are like this, if you do bad things and say them in a fun way, it feels like a good thing, and you can do it without any psychological barriers." ”

I didn't understand what he was talking about, Su continued: "That girl has a very deep relationship with this bird, she won't be able to find my needle for a while, the bird is very heavy, she can't go over the wall and take it out, she can only open the door and leave." They don't have a key to break the locks outside, so once the door is opened, it can't be closed again, and we can get out after midnight today. After speaking, he paused: "You still have one last chance, leave me here, leave here?" ”

"That's all for me, why should I?" I said. "Once I've done something, I don't think about it."

"I'll give you one last piece of advice, don't save me." Sue looked at me: "Maybe it's good for everyone." ”