Chapter 12 Yin and Yang are only separated by a layer of skin

In Ren Song's impression, the bull head and horse face are just two imps, and they are also very paper-level. So he didn't expect that the real reason why Li and Hu would desperately drag him away was not the Nine Demon Ants, but the Ox Head Zhenjun who was purely an errand runner in the legends of the world.

Li and Hu are very good, these two true monarchs of Niu Shou and Ma Mian are by no means easy to mess with, in addition to guarding the safety of the Ten Palaces of Yama, they are also responsible for supervising the corruption and dereliction of duty of the officials of the prefecture. Among them, Nama Mian Zhenjun was originally one of the incarnations of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and his status was high, so he was specifically responsible for supervising those high-ranking officials of the prefecture and the close ministers around the Yama of each hall.

And this bull-headed true monarch, because of his profound Taoism and the ability to incarnate tens of millions, he is responsible for punishing all kinds of crimes of the small officials under his rule at the state and county levels.

As a ghost official, but he took the wrong soul, it is already an obvious dereliction of duty, for Li and Hu Er, they only look forward to turning big things into small things, and small things into nothing. They didn't expect that the bull head Zhenjun suddenly appeared here, they were all horrified in their hearts, for fear that Ren Song, this kid would talk nonsense, and now only the Yin envoy of the Senluo Palace knew about this matter, according to the rules of the underworld, as long as it can be remedied in time, and then show enough filial piety, the Yin Si will never be stabbed.

But if Ren Song screams here blindly, in case he is heard by the Ox Head True Monarch, he is afraid that his two brothers will only be able to find a place in the eighteenth layer of hell for the rest of his life. The more the two ghosts thought about it, the more frightened they became, and they went to the second gate with this cowardly goods on the shelf, but the second courtyard was exactly the same as the courtyard in front, but the pit in the middle was not as deep as the front, and there was no hell flame to the sky.

The bottom of the pit was only slightly deeper than the third attic. There were several rows of desks neatly arranged, each desk was blocked by partitions, it looked like an open office area in the world, and the two ghosts carried Ren Song down the stairs of the pit wall corridor, straight to the bottom of the pit, until he was put down in front of a desk on the left hand in the innermost.

Ren Song saw that there were two golden characters "Zhao Jie" written on the partition of the desk, which was probably the one-eyed ghost who was called Zhao Touer by Hu and Li. And this desk should be his desk.

He saw that there was no one in the office area at the bottom of the pit, and even the attic on the surrounding pit wall was empty. I think that as the stone lion said, they all went to do things for the big man in the sky, and looked back at the two ghosts. saw that Bihu and Li Neng glanced at each other, so they each found a chair and sat down. Then Li Neng saw Ren Song looking at him, so he said: "Xiao Ren, find a place to sit by yourself, and let's wait for the people from the City God Temple to come back first." ”

Seeing that they had returned to Luozhong and would be resurrected immediately, the two ghosts almost didn't move for some reason, and sat there chatting. Ren Song was in a hurry, and couldn't help but ask, "Two, can you please talk after you send me back Yang?" The partial beard tilted his head and glanced at him, and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't panic, let's talk about it, we are more anxious than you, but the people in the City God Temple haven't come back yet, and no one has done the formalities, how can I send you back to Yang, wait patiently!" ”

After he finished speaking, he smiled, and then he and Li Neng had an idle conversation, but Ren Song over there was a burst of anger when he heard this, and said with some annoyance: "Do you still have to go through the formalities to return Yang?" Are you kidding! "As long as you find your body, and then your soul lies up, it's over, these two ghosts are looking for trouble!

Over there, Li Neng smiled and said, "Of course, it's still yang...... It's not that simple! ”

Ren Song looked at him with a strange smile, the more he looked at it, the more strange he felt, after a little thought, he already had a plan in his heart, since he saw these two ghosts, he couldn't do without a word of money when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, and then looked at Li Neng's strange tone, he suddenly realized, this is still yang...... How can it be simple without money?

At that moment, the cowardly man smiled and said cautiously: "Two bosses, I know that it is not easy to repay the yang, but brother, I really don't have any money at this time, do you think this will work, when I go back, how about sending double the money I owe?" ”

He only said that he had already read the subtext of Li Neng, and when it came to this, the two ghosts should not embarrass themselves anymore, who knew that Hu and Li listened to him, both of them looked embarrassed, and they didn't say anything for a while. The coward's heart sank, if they still didn't agree to themselves, there was really nothing they could do.

didn't wait for him to open his mouth to plead again, but he saw that he tilted his head and said with a wry smile: "That...... Little brother Ren, you really misunderstood, we really didn't mean to extort money from you, speaking of which, it is a big crime to hook the wrong soul, even if there is a reason, but the underworld really wants to investigate it, and the final board will always fall on the two of us. Alas......" Speaking of this, he couldn't help but sigh sadly.

didn't wait for Ren Song to answer, but heard him say again: "This time, I thought that both of me would be unlucky, thanks to Song Chenghuang's help, the two of us are very grateful to his old man's affection, so we are also looking forward to sending you back to the world as soon as possible, ending this matter, and saving us adults from causing trouble again, but this is really troublesome......

As soon as his words fell, Li Neng on the side continued to help: "Isn't it, if you want to return the yang, you must first submit an application in the local Chenghuang Division to restore the household registration that has been cancelled, and then the local chief official will declare to the prefecture to return the yin and yang tokens that have been handed over, and finally extract the reincarnation guide originally on the deceased from the reincarnation." If one of these three things is missing, even if the soul returns to the place, the person will become a ...... Hey, what's that called...... That's right, vegetative people! ”

"Ahh After listening to Li Neng's words, Ren Song only felt that his head was big for a while, and he never expected that he would be so troublesome with a Yang!

"What Lao Li said is still the most basic ......" Na Bihu seemed to intend to hit him, and then said: "Because we are working in a different place, all kinds of documents must be prepared. This is a document for the passage of people in different places, a document for the management of vehicle safety, a document for the temporary law enforcement permit of the city, a document for the responsibility of the safety and security of the living soul, a document for the identity authentication of the soul of the deceased, and a document for the identification of the body of the deceased......"

He always said the names of twenty or thirty documents in one breath, and finally said: "It will take at least two or three days to complete these messy documents." And now there is no one working in the City God Temple, so little brother Ren, we can only wait with peace of mind now. ”

At this time, Ren Song's heart was already cold, he originally thought that he would be able to go back to reunite with his family today after returning to Luozhong, but who expected that things would be so complicated, it seemed that he could only wait. Helplessly found a chair to sit down, there was no match to listen to the two ghosts of Hu and Li chatting, the two ghosts have been on errands in the underworld for hundreds of years, all kinds of fox monsters and ghosts know a lot, although Ren Song listened to it interestingly, but always felt that something was wrong.

After listening to them talk for a while, Li Neng brought the topic to the soul borrowing spell again, and the two ghosts both scolded the judge surnamed Guo, originally he had nothing to do with this matter, but who knew that after Lord Song came, this bastard actually pushed the responsibility clean......

Ren Song listened to it, and suddenly his heart moved, and finally understood what was wrong, remembering that when he was in the Daozhou City God Division, Judge Guo didn't explain anything, so he blew himself to Dongping County with a gust of wind, and said what to help the yin wind for a while, in fact, it was clear that he was sending himself to the king's land!

Judging from the current situation, even if he really returned to Luozhong, he would go to the corpse without understanding anything, and he could only become an immortal vegetative person. It seems that this surnamed Guo has been calculating him for a long time, and the more Ren Song thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, and he also scolded Hu and Li at the moment. After this incident, the relationship between the three of them seems to be a lot more harmonious, Ren Song talked a little more, asked questions from east to west, and learned a lot of "ghost" methods of driving away ghosts and repelling foxes, subduing demons and catching monsters.

I don't know how long it took, but I heard "pounce!" Ren Song looked up for a long time, but he didn't see what lamp was shining, but he felt that it was somewhat similar to the natural light in the daytime.

Li Neng, who was fighting three fox demons alone on the side, looked up at the sky and said, "It's already night, why hasn't anyone come back yet?" He only looked forward to returning Ren Song's soul to its place earlier, so that he could find the demon who cast the soul borrowing spell indiscriminately, and he couldn't help but feel a little anxious.

The partial Hu on the side tilted his head and looked around for a while, the black mist on his face was all wrinkled, and he said to himself: "I don't know which Lord of Heaven has come down, it seems that the grade must not be low, so the city god here does not dare to wait slowly." ”

Li Neng next to him jumped up when he heard this, turned his head to look at the nonsense and said, "Why don't we go up and have a look!" After that, he jumped up and pulled the partial beard and walked up, Ren Song saw that he was about to follow, but he was held down by that Li Neng, but he heard the partial nonsense and said: "Little brother Ren, you are here for a while, don't run around, the city god temple is mostly suppressed by evil spirits and fierce ghosts, and the souls who are not in public office had better not turn around, and it will be troublesome if they are contaminated with anger!" ”

In fact, he was afraid that this kid would follow, and if he met the bull head Zhenjun in front of him again, if he really asked the reason, he would really be doomed. When Ren Song saw him say this, he had no choice but to respond, and then he and Li Neng walked towards the front courtyard together.

Ren Song waited at the bottom of the pit for a long time, but never saw the two come back, the office area was as bright as day, and even the attic on the pit wall around was empty, the more he waited, the more he felt helpless, so he simply stood up and walked around the office area a few times, and saw that the two still did not come back, so he stepped on the stairs on the left.

When he reached the top floor, he found that the black fog above had already dissipated, and when he saw the scene above his head, he realized that the City God Temple was under the compound where he lived. The top of his head where he is standing at this time is the middle courtyard of his own yard, although Ren Song's family lives in the front yard, but this middle courtyard often comes to play, so it is naturally very familiar.

After careful observation for a while, Ren Song finally understood why this City God Temple was like the reflection of the courtyard above, it turned out to be all head down, no wonder when he first entered the door, he always felt that this attic looked strange.

Ren Song, who was very interested in his heart, inadvertently glanced at the stairs, and suddenly made the cowards who were full of hope to go home ecstatic, but saw that the stairs on the top floor had somehow grown upwards for some reason, which was connected to the attic of the middle courtyard on the top.

Ren Song tentatively raised his leg and walked upward, and after taking a few steps, he felt that his head hit a layer of cloth, and he reached out and pressed it up, and the touch of his fingertips was smooth and delicate, not like a cloth but more like a layer of skin!

The leather is very soft, at this time he used his hand to top, suddenly sunken a piece, Ren Song looked up, but there was nothing on it, you can clearly see the attic in the middle of the courtyard, although it is dark, but the scene in the courtyard is very clear, many people's windows sprinkle lights, raise their eyes to the sky, the night sky is not as dark as in the past, the whole is dark blue. The sky was full of stars, and there was nothing to be found.

But the touch of his fingertips told him that there was indeed something blocking the top of his head, and it seemed that this skin was transparent, Ren Song visually measured the height of this cortex, and then suddenly realized that it was ...... Ground.

"What a joke!" Ren Song muttered in his heart, stretched out a finger and squeezed the skin, and there was a sound of "plop", but the cortex layer was suddenly poked into a hole by him, and his heart moved, and the covert stretched out his hands and pulled hard, "Thorn!" He suddenly pulled a big hole in the ground.

Three steps and two steps, Ren Song did not hesitate to get out of the opening, just when his feet just stepped on the leather-like ground, the scene of the underground city god temple disappeared in an instant, and his feet turned into concrete ground again, but it still gave him a soft feeling, as if he would fall down if he stepped hard.

Seeing that the underground city God's Temple had disappeared, Ren Song was somewhat panicked, looked back at the staircase, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the staircase of the black hole. At the moment, I didn't hesitate to run straight to the front yard, at least before Hu and Li came back, I had to take a look at the house, and I don't know if my mother and sister have returned.

I don't know why, the original solid cement floor became so soft at this time, Ren Song stumbled all the way, and finally ran to the staircase on the left side of the front yard.

But he was standing here at this time, but he didn't have any sense of darkness at all, even during the day, he couldn't see it so clearly, and when he looked back at the night in the courtyard like day, Ren Song finally suddenly seemed to ...... I already have night vision. I remember that when I arrived at the Daozhou City God Temple yesterday, it was four o'clock in the morning, but I could still clearly see the words on the archway, but I was in a trance at that time, and I didn't pay attention to this at all.

"What is this? Is there a perk for being a ghost? Ren Song asked self-deprecatingly. After hesitating at the top of the stairs for a moment, he finally walked upstairs to his house......