Chapter 206: Robber's Facial Bone
Fang Gang replied: "The raw materials are all human bones that have died under special circumstances, and the ability to fulfill wishes is super strong, but the price is not cheap, and the lowest is 30,000 baht." The three pictures sent to you are the bride-to-be who was killed by lightning, the robber who died of exhaustion from staying in a nightclub for a long time, and the robber who was shot to death by the police. ”
I immediately added these pictures and text to the product list of Taobao stores, in order to avoid being harmonized. In the position of some keywords, I have to put a mosaic. At the same time, remarks: The powerful Binling Yin card is domineering, but it has high requirements for worship, and there can be no illegal and non-sub-requirements, otherwise you will bear the consequences.
When I was about to go back to Thailand, I suddenly received a text message from Mr. Zhao: "Can these three things make people get rich quickly in a short period of time?" "At first, I thought it was the three binlings I sent, but then I remembered that half a month ago, I had sent him three pictures, including Gu Manli, the female spirit and the rune. He replied: "If something of a few thousand yuan can make people earn tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands in a short time, then Chinese don't have to go to work." ”
Mr. Zhao didn't mind the thorn in my words, and asked, "Is there any of that?" ”
I remembered that Fang Gang had just given me the three powerful binling cards made by Lushi, so I told him to go to my Taobao store to see that the new products were in stock. Half an hour later. Mr. Zhao called me: "Boss Tian, those Binling Buddha cards are really made of human bones?" ”
I said of course, Mr. Zhao said, "It's scary enough to have ghosts in the Buddha card, how can people wear the Buddha card made of dead people's bones?" ”
"What do you mean by this thing," I smiled, "only people in need will ask for this kind of amulet, and there is no need for ordinary peace." Don't look scary. It's still a limited edition.,A lot of favorite believers can't be invited.。 ”
Mr. Zhao asked if the price was negotiable, and I said no, this thing is not mass-produced, it is available every day, like the three pictures I sent are the only one. Not only me, but many brand manufacturers in China and Thailand are releasing product information at the same time. Whoever sells it first counts whoever. Mr. Zhao asked again: "What are the basic effects?" ”
I said, "It depends on the cause of the deceased's death." For example, the one who was killed by lightning is about to get married, so he died very unwillingly and resentfully. The spirit made of her skull is mainly to help people fulfill their wishes, or to restore the lock heart; And the overindulgent deceased person in the wooden box, the main effect is to prosper the peach blossom and increase popularity, especially the opposite sex. ”
"Then the robber's face is a fortune, right?" Mr. Zhao drew inferences. I smiled and said that you are so smart, that's right, robbers, they are robbing money as a profession, and their main function is to recruit biased and evil wealth. Mr. Zhao was obviously very tempted, but he was still afraid of the wearing items made of these bones. I know this kind of business can't be rushed. Just let him think about it slowly.
Mr. Zhao said, "I don't have time to think about it! I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner last night, and at the dinner table her mother asked me how the house was and when it would be resolved. I said that I was trying to figure out a way, and if it didn't work, I would sell the company and borrow some from relatives and friends, and I would be able to make it up in half a year at most. As a result, she was very upset and said, 'You have said several times for half a year, if my daughter marries someone else, maybe I will wash my grandson's diaper now.'" Boss Tian, you don't know how embarrassed I was at the time, I really can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, it's so difficult to be a man! ”
I expressed my understanding, and Mr. Zhao said, "Boss Tian, the robber's facial bones won't have any adverse reactions after wearing them, right?" ”
"After all, there are Yin spirits, and when worshipping, you must strictly follow the rules, and I write it very clearly on the page. The card of the bride should often be offered cosmetics, white yarn, red satin clothes and jewelry, and the woman should not be abandoned casually after the vow; The pervert's card should always offer condoms, lubricants, sex drugs, etc.; And the robber's face bone, in addition to worship, he also had to give half of the windfall he attracted to others. I replied.
Mr. Zhao was surprised: "The first two are easy to understand, why should the third card give away the money earned?" ”
I said: "According to the information provided by the Thai side, the robber was committed by two people every time he died, and he was responsible for the robbery, and he had to divide half of the money after he succeeded. On one occasion, he was shot dead by the police during a robbery, and was shot twice in the face. After his death, he was angry, and Master Lu Shi tried to make a face bone and bless it into a Buddha card, so as to suppress his resentment and not hurt others, and he could also help the Lord to fulfill his wish, which can be regarded as accumulating blessings for himself. ”
These words made Mr. Zhao sigh: "No wonder there are two small holes in the robber's face!" I didn't expect that there are so many sayings about Thai Buddha cards, I am an eye-opener today! Boss Tian, the price of this thing is 12,000 yuan, can it be discounted? ”
"You get what you pay for, and the limited edition amulets are never discounted." I say.
Mr. Zhao said suspiciously: "As you just said, if it really works, wouldn't it be possible to make tens of thousands of dollars with more than 10,000 yuan?" ”
I laughed: "First of all, Thai amulets are a niche item, and many people in China don't know about it, and not everyone in Thailand wears it. Moreover, it is more troublesome to worship, especially not to break the rules. Besides, people who don't have a strong desire don't dare to wear this kind of ornament with ghosts in it. ”
Mr. Zhao sighed: "You're really right, I've been forced into a corner now, and I have to go to the wrong door." In normal times, I wouldn't even look at these things, but now I want to buy them, alas! ”
In this way, Mr. Zhao agreed to pay within a week and keep the robber's face bone for him. I said that this thing is not an exclusive commodity, and there are at least dozens of brands in China and Thailand selling it at the same time. Not to mention a week, there is no guarantee that it will be there in the afternoon, but it may not be sold for a month.
This sentence is what I often say, and it works best for customers, and sure enough, Mr. Zhao was very anxious, and then he gritted his teeth: "Yes, that's it!" I don't know how to shop online, and I don't feel comfortable mailing, can I meet and trade? My girlfriend was always dissatisfied with me, saying that I couldn't do things, and that she had never made a good impression on her mother, and asked me to take her mother on a trip and pat her on the back. In the past, I was reluctant to pay for it, but now I simply take them to Qingdao for a tour, and take the opportunity to stay in Shenyang for a day or two to meet you. ”
I agreed, thinking that it is not easy for you, what is there to travel in Shenyang. Then tell him that he must pay a deposit first, at least 3,000, otherwise he will not be able to let the Thai side deliver the goods. Mr. Zhao said, "Okay, I'll call my classmate and ask her to help me trade online." ”
In this way, half an hour later, the Taobao store showed that someone had paid and photographed 3,000 one-yuan products for the deposit. I immediately called Fang Gang and asked him to ship the goods quickly. Fang Gang smiled: "I'll call Master Lu Shi's apprentice and pick up the goods in the afternoon." Boss Tian, I want to move to China, business is really good! ”
I also smiled and said, "There are more than a billion people in China, and only half of the whole Southeast Asia." The greater the social pressure, the higher the material demand. Ship it to me, by the way, what's the size of that domino? ”
Fang Gang replied to the size, I used a tape measure to roughly draw it in the newspaper, it is really not small, equivalent to the size of an adult man's five fingers spread. I thought about wearing this thing around my neck, what does that feel like? Yale double-carried.
A few days later, I received this package containing the robber's facial bones. Before I opened it, I felt a chill in the room, and my head was a little dizzy. There were a few dog barks downstairs, not small, like a large dog. There are a lot of dogs in the community, and every day there are different dogs barking downstairs, and I didn't care. When I opened the package, I saw that this facial bone was placed in an acrylic shell, and the facial bone was grayish-yellow, and many mantras and patterns were painted on it, indicating that Master Lu Shi had no less blessings. There was a small round hole in the middle of the forehead and under the left eye, which seemed to be a gun hole, and I could even imagine the tragic situation of the robber being killed by the police. But how did this Master Lu get the bones of the robber's corpse and buy off the funeral home? I don't know.
As I was flipping through the cards to look at the card, I suddenly heard a deafening dog barking from outside the gate, and there seemed to be the sound of scratching the door. I hurriedly ran to the door and looked out through the door mirror, and there were two big German blackbacks like little donkeys in the corridor, which were bridged by Cui Laoer, the owner of the small store in the opposite building. Cui Lao Er scolded while leading, but the two black backs were not obedient, and one rushed to my door, and at the same time opened his mouth wide and screamed, his saliva flowed, and the corridor buzzed.