278 Are kidnappers really naïve?

After the kidnappers removed the solidified plaster cast, Van der Waals finally found an opportunity to talk, and asked tentatively in unfamiliar Chinese: "Are you...... Are you making a human skin mask? ”

"You know that. www.biquge.info The kidnappers didn't mind chatting with the hostages at all, concentrating on making masks while casually saying, "Used it at a party?" ”

"Nope. Masks are expensive and only appear in upper-class gatherings. Van der Waals was careful not to offend his kidnappers. After he was sure that his life was safe, he immediately hoped to have a good relationship with the kidnappers and reduce his losses.

Although he has suffered nothing so far - except for the bruises on his debut.

"When a group of nasty people get together, how can it be called high society." The kidnapper muttered, raised the finished human skin mask, looked at the light, put it down in satisfaction, clapped his hands and walked back, picked up the ball, and continued to stuff Van der Waals into his mouth.

Van der Waals finally had the opportunity to negotiate, how could he be willing to eat the ball easily, and hurriedly opened his eyes wide and offered: "I'll give you five thousand - no, ten thousand euros!" Can you ......"

"Don't speak, hold on." The kidnapper said lightly, forcibly stuffing the mouth ball into the hostage's mouth, "I'm not interested in your money, it's your hard earnings, I don't have the right to take it." As for kidnapping, that's what I thought, you've been a lot of girls in China, and whips and handcuffs are your favorite, so it's okay for me to do this to you—"

Like a priest who has done something wrong, the kidnapper is racking his brains to comfort himself, quibbling to himself: "You can imagine me as a beautiful woman, and the condition for sleeping with you is to put a 5-centimeter-thick plaster on your face - so that you suddenly become enlightened?" In that case, let alone tying you up and stuffing your mouthballs, even if you roll on the ground with a leather whip, you will be happy to death, right? ”

Van der Waals was speechless and thought bitterly: the question is, you are not, you are not.

The apprehensive Van der Waals had no sleep all night.

The kidnappers also didn't sleep all night, crooked on the bed and opened a Hebrew Bible thicker than a pillow and read it slowly, which made the kidnappers' compulsion suddenly rise to a higher level, making the victims feel ashamed. But this was not the most infuriating part of his life, the kidnappers rang the bell first thing in the morning to call the waiter for room service.

Van der Waals's worldview was so shattered that he couldn't believe his eyes.

It's so blatant!

You're a kidnapper, how can you call a waiter?

When the waiter came in and saw the kidnapping scene, his first reaction was to call the police, right? Definitely going to call the police, right? Is this kidnapper mentally retarded? It's definitely mentally retarded, 100% natural!

Van der Waals Zhao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and all his questions were answered. This perfectly explains the kidnapper's maverick, his unconventionality, his sword, and his uniqueness. There is only one answer to the reason why he handled an ordinary kidnapping case so differently.

The kidnapper is a fool who has thrown himself into the net. He is definitely a novice who has just entered the industry, and he doesn't understand many rules, so he stupidly came to learn how to kidnap tickets.

A triumphant smile appeared on Van der Waals' lips, making him look like a shaky man enjoying abuse. In order not to make the kidnappers aware of his mistake, the hostages began to keep quiet and wait for the waiter to arrive.

After a while, there was a knock on the door. The kidnappers immediately sat up, threw the Bible on the bed, and walked defenselessly to open the door with plush handcuffs.

Van der Waals was so excited that he stared at the back of his kidnapper, waiting for him to be caught—he even began to imagine humiliating his kidnappers when the police arrived.

Although the area of the deluxe couple's room is very large, and the bedroom is more than ten meters away from the door, the wall of the deluxe double room is made of glass, and the corridor can directly overlook the bedroom, so as long as Van der Waals struggles and screams hard, the waiter can vaguely see the tied hostages through the tent.

Then, without any thoughts, the kidnappers opened the door and stood in the doorway, turning their fingers in handcuffs and complaining: "Why did you come?" I want room service. ”

Van der Waals's eyes widened, and he shot a brilliant light, and shouted with pride in his heart: "The opportunity has come!" It's a matter of success or failure! He took a deep breath and began to struggle and bounce like a loach in a frying pan, while desperately stretching his neck for an eager and indistinct "whining".

The kidnappers were playing with the plush handcuffs and confessing what they wanted the waiter to deliver: "A pound of fresh strawberries, two cans of whipped cream - the kind that can be eaten directly, and sliced dragon fruit, kiwi, chocolate, roses...... By the way, when the condoms run out, send another box, the ultra-thin one. ”

The waiter was looking down to record, when suddenly the hostages in the bedroom made a commotion, and the kidnappers and waiters looked back at the same time. The waiter crossed the kidnappers and saw a dignified and decent man tightly tied to the back room, with a mouth still gagged in shame, and the man was still yelling eagerly, stretching his neck as if to convey something. And the bedroom was filled with half-burned candles.

The waiter's expression became extremely exaggerated, his eyes widened, his mouth opened, and his face stiffened, as if he had chewed a sour lemon.

The kidnapper glanced back, but was indifferent, and continued to instruct the waiter as if nothing had happened: "By the way, I ran out of candles yesterday, you can bring me some more candles - the kind of low-temperature candles, you know, are the ones that drip on the body and don't burn the skin." While explaining seriously, he stretched out his index finger and rotated the plush handcuffs with a "whoosh", playing with it.

The waiter's head was in a mess, and he thought to himself, "? Damn?! Is it what I thought it would be? Is it really what I thought it would be? Sure enough, rich people are not human beings when they get up casually! His head tingled with shock, and he muttered, "Low temperature candle." "Even if you don't have a clue and are confused, good training allows the waiter to maintain proper politeness and composure, to put the customer's request first, and to carefully record what the kidnappers want.

Room service is an important source of profit for the hotel, and the price of the high-quality goods supplied will be much higher than the market price, and only the fat sheep who book a luxury suite will place an order without hesitation. So the waiter reflexively maintains the quality of service.

Van der Waals made a fuss even more in the back room, and the kidnappers stopped playing with the handcuffs, turned around and said impatiently: "I said that I don't need lubricating oil, can you try it?" ”

The waiter promoted: "We have lubricating oil here, which is green and natural, and has no harm to the human body." ”

The kidnapper stubbornly said: "Don't buy it." I won't give him a chance to change his mind. ”

Van der Waals struggled like a tuna on deck.

The waiter finally couldn't help but worry: "Sir, what is your relationship......

The kidnapper narrowed his eyes, hooked his fingers on the plush handcuffs, crossed his waist in a charming manner, and asked defiantly, "What?" Don't you want to see people like me? ”

The waiter took another look at the room, the pink curtains fluttered in a variety of styles, the candles all over the floor told the story of last night, the two glasses of residual wine witnessed the endless lingering, and even the rope and mouth ball tied to the man looked particularly romantic and wild.

Needless to say, everything is needed.

Then the waiter stammered and explained, "No, just a little curious......"

"We didn't disgust you on the street, this is not a public place, we paid for this couple's suite," the kidnapper was unhappy, and his anger became more and more intense, "What's the matter, let's hide and play our own by ourselves, can't we?" If you don't like to look at it, don't look at it, stretch your neck and look at what? What's in your way? ”

"No, no, no, I just feel panicked...... the waiter hurriedly waved his hand to explain, he was afraid that the commission of hundreds of yuan would be wasted: "It's the first time I've seen this kind of ...... Scene...... I don't know ......."

The kidnapper's anger subsided, straightened his arm, opened his five fingers, looked at the ring on his ring finger, and casually enlightened the waiter: "What's the panic, isn't there more men and fewer women now?" I'm with him, and I've saved at least two girls for the country, right? We're here to create more opportunities for you single young men to get married. Aren't you happy? ”

"High, happy," the waiter nodded and repeated dumbfounded, "happy, happy." He desperately wanted to please the guest, and in order to show his friendliness, the waiter took the initiative to point to the ring and ask, "Proposed?" ”

"Hmm." The kidnappers shamelessly lied.

The hostages in the room struggled to the point of hoarseness.

The kidnapper reluctantly turned around and compromised: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you." When will you be able to speak? After complaining for a while, he turned back to the waiter and added: "What brand of lubricant is yours?" ”

"Imported, Gucci, absolutely does not hurt your hands." The waiter sells the most expensive.

"Okay. Get me a bottle. The kidnapper took the waiter's record, glanced at it, and returned it to the waiter.

"You ...... Is it really okay to play like this? The waiter was uneasy, and he felt that the guy inside was yelling a little fiercely.

"Don't look at him as fake, in fact, he booked this room by himself." The kidnapper smiled happily, "He likes whips and candles, you can't help it." Don't ask too much about adults, children. The kidnapper laughed and closed the door.

Van der Waals almost broke his gut, and he had the heart to cut off his own muscles. He watched the waiter and the kidnapper chatting enthusiastically, and tried his best to convey the distress message, only to say goodbye respectfully and let the kidnapper close the door?

There is a disease in this world!

Van der Waals swore that as long as there was an escape, he would never dare to come to China to pick up girls again.

The country's customs are so terrible that he has left a shadow of fear.

The waiter left happily, looked down at the total, the total price was 1,266, and he could get a commission of more than 100, and suddenly his heart was full of joy, and he went to work happily, smiling all the way and thinking: "I don't care if you are a or SM, just be willing to consume." ”

(To be continued.) )