Chapter 5 So Is There Really a Deep Psychological Connection Between Silly Hair and Tucao?

The true spirit of Tang Tang is a horse. The mane is soft and smooth, the white hair shows the brilliance of the sun, only a small strand of black hair is hidden under the abdomen, the limbs are strong and powerful, the whole body is full of vitality, and the ponytail is fluffy but like a squirrel, accounting for a large proportion, one-third. Although it looks a little cute on its own, it's a bit incongruous overall, right?

According to the game assistant - although the image of this game is profound and touches the heart, but there is no task, no blame, no experience, no attributes, without the explanation and guidance of the assistant, this game can not be played by normal people, because they don't know what to do and what to do.

According to the assistant's explanation, what this horse (this true spirit) can do at the moment includes continuing to run freely and feel the wind element until it reaches its limit. This is what Tang Tang did last night, he didn't do anything else, he just ran all night, and he felt so refreshed, happy, and comfortable inexplicably! There has never been a sport that feels so joyful from the soul without physical exertion. It's just addictive. And that's just one of the easiest ways to play in one of the simplest trials.

Another matter that can be said to be a top priority is to evolve the fluffy tail that sells cuteness but is very weak.

Little assistant: "The natural form of the true spirit often has all kinds of inconsistencies, and even four dissimilarities. One of the (and what can be called basic) aims of human self-cultivation is precisely self-coordination. ”

"So how do I coordinate? Would it be nice to make a squirrel's tail a ponytail? Tang Tang asked.

"Mental elements don't come into being out of thin air, and they can't be made to disappear out of thin air."

"Are you talking about the law of conservation of mental elements? So what to do? ”

"Transfer. For example, if your current squirrel tail is made up of the element 'moe', you can try to move the moe element elsewhere so that you can get a practical ponytail with the moe element removed. ”

"Where are the transferred moe elements moving? I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence......"

"For example, moving to the eyes can make your eyes bright, shiny, big, cute."

"Forget it. As a BMW that Bole has to praise, my eyes are big enough*, no matter how big my eyes are, they will pop out. ”

"So move to the cheeks, bulging like a little hamster eating peanuts, and fleshy like Coach Anxi's chin?"

"Coach Anthy's chin is cute, what the hell are you aesthetic? And the bulging face of the horse is not a hippopotamus? ”

"Ice Fruit! Hippos are also an evolutionary direction for horses! ”

"Don't! That chubby guy is really not my thing. My dream is to be a parkour boy who runs like the wind! ”

"And how about moving it to your head?"

"Moe element moved to the head? What kind of image is that? Tang Tang said he couldn't imagine it.

"Silly hair, friend. Isn't the cute element on the head just stupid hair in addition to single and double ponytails? The ponytail is already on your tail, so your only option is to be stupid! ”

"Is that so?" Tang Tang imagined a bunch of dull hair growing on the horse's head. It's a little strange at first glance, but it seems pretty good when you think about it?

"A white horse with a dull hair? Feeling like it's pretty sloppy? ”

"So did you decide the direction of evolution to be stupid?"

"It's decided! Just be stupid! ”

Then let's start to explain: as the example says, peacock gall is a combination of poisonous elements and courage, and crane top red is a combination of poisonous elements and wisdom.

The appearance of your moe element in different parts also means that the moe element is combined with another element.

Conversely, it is only when your moe element is combined with another element that it will manifest in a certain part of you.

For example, the combination of the moe element and the weak receptivity will appear on your tail, making your tail a cute squirrel tail. ”

"What the hell is weak receptivity?"

"The Sexual Element of the Weak Receptor Type."

"I shouldn't have asked......"

"When the cute element is combined with wisdom, it can appear on your head and become a bunch of dull hair."

"Is that so? So how does the cute element combine with wisdom? ”

"Use your wisdom to sell cuteness, boy!"

"What the hell is selling cuteness with wisdom?"

"Spit ~ groove ~"

"I wiped my grudge and used my wisdom to sell cuteness, which is to complain?"

"It's not just about selling cuteness. It can also be humorous and funny, laughing and scolding and the like. But I feel like you have a lot of skill points to complain about, so it's better to complain to evolve the dull hair! ”

"So is there really a deep psychological connection between stupid hair and complaining? The ancients were honest and did not deceive me! Tang Tang couldn't help but think of the strange setting of stupidity and complaining in an ancient anime.

"So complain, boy! The more grooves you spit out, the more moe elements will be transferred to your head, and the less moe elements will be on your tail, and finally you can evolve a practical pony tail and a bunch of dull hair! Just work on this as the goal of the first stage of evolution - complain! ”

"Roar! I'll try to complain! "Tang Tang was burning with passion and very excited.

"Oh no, why do I have to complain? Wouldn't that be a pathetic spit out? Am I not the main character of this book? Could it be that this book is actually a complaint? But the title of the book doesn't feel like it at all, what is wrong with it? β€”β€”Tang Tang's mental activity, a flash of distracting thoughts that quickly disappeared.

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"That's it, I became a wind-chasing boy who worked hard to complain in order to evolve a bunch of dull hair as soon as possible!" At the first "True Spirit Change" strategy exchange meeting in the 213 dormitory, Tang Tang concluded.

"We already understand the relationship between stupid hair and complaining. But what the hell is the wind-chasing boy in the back? Bu Ba complained.

"Don't rob me of my spit!" Tang Tang complained dissatisfied.

"Even if you can be so mad that you vomit your own groove, the question is how do you vomit in that situation just now?"

"Uh......" Tang Tang thought for a moment, "It's really ...... I can't figure out how to vomit! It seems that the road to complaining is long, is my complaining skill really not strong enough? ”

"Come on! Spit boy! ”

"Wind chasing boy, big brother! It's not my intention to complain, it's my dream to chase the wind! ”

"How's the finish?"

"It's too short to see." Feeling that the first "True Spirit Change" strategy exchange meeting in the 213 dormitory that he convened was quite a good exchange atmosphere, Tang Tang felt a little proud in his heart: "It's one step closer to the great goal of the model dormitory!" However, there is only one Bu Ba participating in the discussion now, and the remaining two still need to work hard to activate them! Thinking so, Tang Tang looked back, "Didn't I wipe it, did Sanwukong sit there and fall asleep again?" Anyway, how did he practice this trick that he could sleep casually anytime and anywhere? ”

So Tang Tang asked: "My path of evolution has been determined, and the next thing is to keep complaining, there is nothing to say, so how is your game playing?" What kind of true spirit have they become? What is your true spirit? ”

"Mine?" Jingkong opened his eyes: "Hmm...... It's a mirror......."

"What do you mean by 'right'? And aren't all true spirits animals, how can there be such a strange thing as a mirror? Tang Tang saw that the stitches and needles were successfully spitted out.

"Yay~" Tang Tang secretly compared a v in his heart.

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Bole "Soma Sutra" has the saying "Longfeng Worm Day, hooves such as tired koji", his son holds the "Soma Sutra" to ask for horses, out of the big toad, said his father said: "Get a horse, slightly the same, but the hooves are not as good as the tired kojier!" ”

Worm Day: Bulging eyes.