Chapter 3: Mutant Chicken Wings
"Boy, business looks pretty good, let's have a few barbecues for our brothers." The gangster at the head walked up and patted Lin Xuan on the shoulder and said.
Looking at their posture, they must have come to find fault. Lin Xuan also wondered in his heart, why he had been dealing with gangsters all the time recently.
Thinking that more is better than less, he picked up a few skewers of barbecue that had been grilled and handed them to these gangsters, and said with a smile: "Brothers, you eat slowly, these skewers will be my treat." ”
Although Lin Xuan had lowered his posture, these gangsters had no intention of giving up.
The gangsters led by him took a bite of the barbecue, were stunned for a moment, and after quickly eating the rest of the barbecue, he scolded: "Damn! Why is the barbecue here so unpalatable! Is it roasted with dead pork? Brothers, smash me! ”
"......" said that it was unpalatable, but he ate everything, and even the two little brothers standing on the side were powerless to complain about their boss.
"What's wrong? Do it! Seeing the two younger brothers procrastinating, the gangsters led by him were unhappy, and they were ready to take the lead first.
When the surrounding guests saw that someone was causing trouble, they immediately stayed away, but they did not disperse, but watched the development of things on the sidelines.
This group of thugs is like this, if you don't give in, they will come over twice a day to make trouble, most of the shopkeepers are in the spirit of more than less to give them some protection, but this also increases their arrogance, become more arrogant.
Seeing that these gangsters were looking for trouble, Lin Xuan frowned slightly, thinking that it was also because the business on his side was too good.
Although there were only three people on the other side, with Lin Xuan's strength, there was no pressure at all on them, but before the other party made the first move, Lin Xuan didn't want to make a move.
Suddenly, Lin Xuan had a plan, took out the string of mutated roasted chicken wings that had been stored in the storage space, and stepped forward to stop the gangster who was about to smash the stall.
"This big brother, let's have something to say, the barbecue just now must not be to your liking, come and try this skewer of signature chicken wings, the taste must not be comparable to other barbecues."
Looking at the string of roast chicken wings in Lin Xuan's hand that exuded an attractive aroma, the gangster led swallowed his saliva, took the string of chicken wings and said, "Hmph, who knows if this is made with dead chicken." ”
Although he said so, it was just an excuse, and the thug picked up the chicken wings and ate them in a big bite, and in a few moments he was eaten up.
"Little brother, I see that you are very honest, we don't embarrass you, as long as you give us two thousand protection money, we will cover this field for you, if anyone dares to make trouble, directly report my name as Brother Qiang." This gangster, who called himself Brother Qiang, patted Lin Xuan on the shoulder and reassured, it sounded like he was mixing quite well in this area.
However, Lin Xuan slapped his hand away, for this kind of plundering of other people's property for nothing, Lin Xuan can be described as such
I hated it, because he had been robbed once before.
"What if I refuse?" Calculating that the time was almost up, Lin Xuan asked lightly.
"Then you are toasting and not eating and drinking!"
"Oh? So what do you want? Lin Xuan smiled brightly. In terms of force, these three gangsters together were not Lin Xuan's opponents. In terms of power, can these gangsters compare to Lin Xuan, who has Hongmen tokens and can mobilize Hongmen's resources?
"I want to ......"
"Poof~" Before Brother Qiang finished speaking, a long sound suddenly came out, which immediately stunned everyone, and almost subconsciously looked in the direction where the voice came.
I saw that Brother Qiang, who was originally invincible, was stunned at the moment, and seemed to be a little overwhelmed.
But this is not over, only about ten seconds later, Brother Qiang once again released a loud stinky fart......
"Poof~poof~poof~" This is just the beginning, almost every ten seconds, Brother Qiang can't help but let out a stinky fart, even if he tries his best to clamp his hips, or simply cover his buttocks, but it is useless, this fart seems to be fully automatic, and it will be automatically discharged when the time comes, and it is useless to stop it......
"Hahaha!"
Seeing such a scene, the surrounding diners couldn't help but laugh wildly, even Lin Xuan, the initiator.
Even Brother Qiang's two younger brothers couldn't help but laugh out loud after holding on for a while.
"Hahaha! Are you going to kill me with your fart? I'm so scared......" Lin Xuan was already laughing at the moment, he didn't expect that this mutated food would be so damaged, he would fart every ten seconds, and it was estimated that he couldn't stand it when he put it on himself.
"You...... What did you put in the barbecue? "Brother Qiang is not stupid, he guessed that it was Lin Xuan's ghost at the first time.
"What does it matter to me that you fart, everyone has eaten it, why do you have something to do?" Lin Xuan said as a scoundrel, anyway, the other party has no evidence, and if he doesn't admit it, the other party can't do anything about himself.
"Good! Boy, you can do it! You're still laughing, do you want to get mixed up? Smash it hard! Annoyed and angry, Brother Qiang scolded his two younger brothers while farting, ordering them to smash the stall.
Under Brother Qiang's obscenity, the two little gangsters were about to start smashing the stool with laughter, but they were stopped by Lin Xuan first.
"What for! Dare to stop us, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will cripple you! Seeing Lin Xuan stopping them, these two gangsters were not happy, and threatened to kill Lin Xuan, and even one of them had already made a move.
Seeing the gangster's fist hit him in the face, Lin Xuan laughed angrily and grabbed the gangster's arm.
I saw that Lin Xuan's arm was dislocated with a simple grappler, and the gangster suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig.
"Hmph, the first to do it, unload one of your right hands."
"Look for death!" Seeing that his companion was captured, another gangster pulled out a knife and was about to stab Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan snorted coldly, raised his foot and kicked on the gangster's lower third road, the gangster immediately covered the vital point, and fell to the ground in pain, unable to even scream.
Seeing that Lin Xuan had leveled his two junior brothers in an instant, Brother Qiang opened his mouth incredibly, you must know that the two younger brothers he brought with him were experienced in a hundred battles, but in Lin Xuan's hands, he didn't hold on for a minute.
At this moment, Brother Qiang's expression coupled with the constant farting is how funny and funny it is.
Lin Xuan slowly walked in front of Brother Qiang and said with a smile: "Your little brother doesn't have to fight at all, I haven't enjoyed it, why don't you come and fight with me." ”
Seeing the tragic situation of his two younger brothers at the moment, and weighing his strength again, Brother Qiang thought that he was not Lin Xuan's opponent. Hearing that Lin Xuan was going to beat himself, Brother Qiang was so frightened that he kept retreating, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... What do you want? ”
"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to loosen your muscles. I don't know if you've heard of HM Security, I just got back from there today. ”
Hearing Lin Xuan say HM Company, Brother Qiang was stunned for a moment, people like him who often mix in the road have heard of some of them.
Once, the leader of a small gang got drunk and walked into the building of HM Company and threatened to collect protection money. However, the next day, the gang leader disappeared completely, and his gang was taken out of the nest overnight.
Brother Qiang never thought that he would be kicked on the iron plate when he was short of money tonight to collect a protection fee.
I saw him suddenly kneel down in front of Lin Xuan and beg for mercy: "Big... Big brother, please let me go, it's me who offended you with my eyes, you just treat me as a fart, let me go. ”
"You can let it go, but if something happens to this store, I'll be the first to find you, do you understand?" Lin Xuan said with a smile, sighing in his heart that Hongmen's name is easy to use.
"It's... Yes, whoever dares to touch this store in the future will not be able to get along with my strong son. As soon as Brother Qiang heard that Lin Xuan was going to let himself go, he hurriedly patted his chest and promised.
At this moment, Lin Xuan didn't want to see these gangsters anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go and disturb my business." ”
If it weren't for the fear that Lin Xuan would be unhappy, Brother Qiang would have left immediately. After hearing Lin Xuan's words, he immediately ran away with the two little brothers who were still rolling on the ground.
After finally settling these gangsters, looking at the diners around him, Lin Xuan smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, I'm sorry to frighten everyone, I'll pay out of my pocket tonight, and I'll give you a 20% discount for everyone present!" ”
The diners who originally planned to go back after watching the excitement heard Lin Xuan being so happy, and they all cheered and stayed.
"Xiaolin, you are not only good at your skills, but you are also good at fighting, just a few gangsters were knocked down by you, you are really a hero."
After tasting Lin Xuan's craftsmanship, the diners praised him one after another, and the business of the barbecue restaurant was booming until late at night.
It wasn't until the proprietress came back that she saw that Lin Xuan had finished baking all the ingredients, and she couldn't help but want to praise him.
However, after Lin Xuan said that he had given a 20% discount to the customer, the good words that the proprietress had originally put on his lips suddenly swallowed back, and slapped him on the back of the head with his backhand, saying that he would not be able to do business.
Although she said so, in fact, the proprietress was still very happy in her heart, even if she made a lot of money in the shop, but Lin Xuan's craftsmanship had been spread, and she could already foresee how hot the business would be in the coming days.
After a night of barbecue, Lin Xuan's proficiency in cooking skills has increased by more than twenty points (23/100), and I believe it won't take long for this skill to be upgraded.
Although the effect of the food made by this skill was too uncertain, Lin Xuan made a total of four strings of mutated food this night, but only one string was useful.
PS: It's almost the end of the month! Thank you for your great support for this book, the current collection is 372! As long as I can collect 400 before the end of the month, then I will have a three-more 10,000-word explosion at the end of the month!