Paranormal business cards

Outside the temple, tourists come here to visit the Buddha, walk into the temple and see an acquaintance brother, the brother is sweeping the leaves, I excitedly ran over with my feet off the ground and hugged the brother and said: Long time no see, you make me want to die, Brother Xu.

Senior Brother Xu is in his fifties, honest and loyal, tall and underworld: We meet for more than ten or twenty days a month, is that so?

Xiao Tian glanced at him and said, "Senior Brother Xu! Don't you know who we are after being together for so long? This hug is a wake-up call. Guess something?

Oh, I don't think as much as you do, I want to see my brother and talk about it!

Senior Brother Xu continued to sweep the floor and ignore us.

I had no choice but to tell the truth: You're so boring! Didn't you read the news? We have solved the case of Disc Immortal!

Oh. Senior Brother Xu continued to sweep the floor.

Forget it, this person is too boring, let's go to the master.

In the end, the little brother told us that the host had important things to do, and he couldn't come back this month. After that, they received their wages at the end of the month, and went to eat KFC early the next morning.

You see, how does it work? Zunjie said and handed me a business card.

The business card has a hard-sided texture with a ramp on it. It's a little rough to the touch, but it's very comfortable. The background color of the business card is light blue, and the dark red font on the book reads: Special Supernatural Office Team Leader - Master Zunjie I almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of blood.

"This! What's going on? ”

"This is Xiaotian's idea, I think it's good and I adopted it."

"What are you going to do with this business card? O dear! "I had a sense of foreboding.

"What else can you do? Although we need to start a business, there are still countless singles in China who are in dire straits! In the process of rescuing, we are also preparing to further give back to the society by collecting a little start-up capital. Zunjie shook his head and said, moving my original set out.

"Yes. Singles also have to eat. Superman's object also needs KFC and Pizza Hut. Xiao Tian agreed.

"Xiaotian, you're a partner, aren't you! Didn't the Public Security Bureau come to arrest you when you printed your business cards? ”

"What are you going to do. The little girl who printed the business card was done by Zunjie. I look forward to our passing every day! How can you be willing to call the police? Besides, this is college student entrepreneurship! The government's support has solved the burden of society and promoted social harmony and progress. ”

I don't usually see Xiaotian so eloquent.

"Okay, get busy. I went home first. ”

"Hey~~~ Just go. You are a key member of our group. Now the organization is facing a test! You, get your stuff ready to go with us now. The guests are waiting outside! "Zunjie stopped me-

"Let's go? Is there a business? ”

"Let's go, said the car. People have been waiting for a long time. Xiaotian is carrying a public bag! ”

A feeling of being deceived filled my heart. Emotional Zunjie brought me over Q with ulterior motives! What else do you say, "Let's learn LOL together, gather 100 meters at night." I dare to love because I'm afraid that I know the truth and won't come.

I was forced out of the door by Zunjie, and Xiao Tian followed closely with two big bags. Go out and turn left for about ten steps to the small road next to Xiaotian's house. Zunjie walked to a BMW on the side of the road in three steps and two steps, pulled the door and got in. I was stunned, and I was also lame.

"Master, you're finally out! Waiting for you for a long time? As soon as he sat down, he said politely in the front row.

Zunjie pointed at me and said, "This is my assistant who was injured last time, you can just call him Master Lin." ”

I almost didn't squirt out my evening meal when I heard it. It's not good to have a seizure in front of outsiders, so I can't hold back my cough. I saw that the old man in front of me was very familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere!

"Oops. Lin Dasi, long Yang...... I'm Wang An, just call me Lao Wang. In the future, I will ask the master to take care of me...... "The co-pilot in the front row stood up and a bald Cantonese man had a little bit of Cantonese flavor, and he couldn't find out if he didn't look carefully, his small eyes narrowed into a line, and he stretched out his hand.

I hurriedly greeted, "Mr. Wang's words are serious. Fortunately, don't be so polite, call me Xiaolin." Get! I only recognize you now, it turns out that it is you who came to the hospital to beg for money! My business is too hot and I forgot it for a while, so I will definitely visit your old man's home another day.

Xiaotian had already handed over the bag to the driver, and also got into the car to make it to the back row. Luckily, the BMW is very spacious and not crowded at all.

Lao Wang thought to himself, of course you owe money, and forgot to smile and said: Don't, just today!

Lao Wang smiled and handed over the cigarette, Zunjie glanced at it, Xuejia! The hands that wanted to be stretched out trembled and retracted. Mr. Wang, you don't have to be polite. Smoking is not allowed beforehand. ”

I could see that Zunjie's heart was dripping blood. Nearly 10,000! It can be regarded as Zunjie who has withstood the test, and there is no shame!

"Oh, that's it. When that's done, I'll give some good cigarettes to some masters...... This, Master. As for the fierce one, why didn't you come over? ”

"Well, I can ask my assistant Master Lin to talk to you in detail." Zunjie gave me a look as he spoke.

I was bewildered, "What's so fierce?" Haven't heard of it? ”

"Oops! It's a murderous house! Xiao Tian commented beside him.

"Murderous house!" It dawned on me

"I don't know!" (I thought to myself, you, the old king, no wonder you call it so affectionate and don't treat 2 million as money)

"Huh? You don't know? That's how to get a job, wow! When Lao Wang heard this, he was anxious.

Zunjie pinched me hard with his hand.

"Ah...... Well, I just know a little bit about this. The debate over whether the murderous house really exists has always been boiling and inconsistent. Neither existentialists nor non-existentists can produce convincing evidence to prove their claims. However, the most puzzling and frightening thing in reality is that although the vast majority of murderous houses do not have ghost legends, once someone lives in such a house, it will be a catastrophe, either a serious illness and nine deaths, or a whimper. This kind of phenomenon has always been explained by "murderous house" in European and American countries; In ancient China, it was explained by "Feng Shui" and "retribution". ”

"Ahh That's right! That's right! That's what we're like there! ”

I ignored Lao Wang and continued: "Feng Shui pays attention to the 16 taboos:

1. Don't buy those who are facing the streets, alleys, and roads, because they are rushing into arrows, and the Lord hurts people;

Second, if there are tall buildings not far from the high side, don't buy them to block the yang, and the yin is better than the yang;

3. Don't buy near temples, columbariums, cemeteries, temples, and ancient tombs, because the yin qi is too strong;

Fourth, don't buy the "U" building, the U-shaped building is like a dead word, and there are often fatal cases;

5. Two rows of east-west buildings are connected horizontally and the connection points are not in the same straight line? Don't buy the wrong part of the unit;