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Rouge tears, leaving people drunk, when is it heavy.

Since people grow and hate water, they grow up.

-- Joy of meeting.

Time passed in a hurry, and it was half a month later.

In the past half a month, Xiao Yu has practiced diligently, studied the Tao hard, and enjoyed the blessings of Qi people with his left and right hugging......

How could there be such a thing that only existed in legends!

At noon that day, Xiao Yu was practicing in the study, when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Please come in." Xiao Yu spoke.

There was no wind in the door, and a figure stepped in, but it was a young general in leather armor, presumably a grass-headed soldier, and he hugged his fists and said:

"Zhenjun is invited."

Xiao Yu responded, "I know." ”

The visitor turned into a puff of smoke, burrowed into the ground, and disappeared.

Xiao Yu didn't rush to get up, but pondered for a moment before making a decision.

"Huh? Take us along? The little senior sister and the big cute god opened their mouths in surprise.

"That's right." Xiao Yu sighed, "It's time for him to know what a real old driver is." ”

The three of them turned into Changhong, but after half a day's effort, they arrived outside the Erlang Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, as if a good man and a woman walked into the Zhenjun Temple, burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, and asked for a hexagram.

It's not the first time he's been here, and he took the little sister and the big cute god into the backyard with ease.

"You ......" Captain Leng Mian was taken aback, "You ......"

Xiao Yu snorted, "Zhenjun has something to invite, I'm here in a hurry, you're busy, I'll go see Lord Zhenjun first." ”

“……”

It's just a matter of seeing Zhenjun, what's the matter with your daughter-in-law, are you here to enjoy the mountains and rivers!

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Yu walked into the study with the little senior sister and the big cute god, and the cold-faced captain sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Lord Zhenjun, I'm here."

Erlang God nodded slightly, his eyes fell on the little senior sister and the big cute god, and his eyes revealed inquiry.

"This is my daughter-in-law." Xiao Yu proudly introduced.

"Both?" Erlang God's tone was slightly strange.

Xiao Yu sighed, "There's no way, they've all taken a fancy to me, and they can't get rid of me." ”

"What did you say?" The little senior sister and the big cute god saw that Erlang God was not as powerful as the legend, awe-inspiring and unoffensive, at first glance it was just a tall young man, and they unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, and their two little hands pinched Xiao Yu's waist together.

"It hurts, it hurts! Be merciful! Save some face for me in front of Lord Shin-kun! ”

Seeing this scene, Erlang God only felt quite strange in his heart, and seemed to be a little envious, and shook his head slightly and said:

"I called you here this time because I told you to do something." Erlang God coughed lightly and didn't speak, just looked at the little senior sister and the big cute god with his eyes.

Xiao Yu understood, turned his head and said, "You go out and wait for me first, don't worry, Lord Zhenjun's meeting gift is indispensable." ”

"What greeting?" Erlang God was stunned.

Xiao Yu laughed dryly, "When the elders see the juniors for the first time, shouldn't they give a meeting gift?" ”

“……”

Your sister's greeting gift! If the cold-faced captain is here, he must be so angry that his beard will be upturned, and the upper and lower dignity cannot be overstepped, young man, you are too much.

Erlang God didn't get angry, and thought about it:

"Since it's the first time we're meeting, I'll give you a meeting gift."

With a wave of his sleeves, he picked up the wolf and wrote two big characters on the paper.

The font is elegant and chic, and a broad atmosphere comes to the face, but it is to pour the spirit into the paper, and if necessary, the paper can be sacrificed to kill the enemy.

"Thank you, Zhenjun." Da Meng Shen and Little Senior Sister hurriedly followed, and then retreated very obediently.

Xiao Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

There is no doubt that the most important thing in front of Erlang God is to be respectful and respectful. Whether it is the six Meishan brothers or the 1,200 grass-headed soldiers, in front of them, Erlang God is the unattainable god of war, as majestic as a mountain and as vast as the sea.

It's just that they ignore a problem, that is, even if Erlang God is strong, he is not the Taoist Buddha after all, he also has seven emotions and six desires, joys, angers, sorrows and joys.

Why doesn't the Three Holy Mothers like Erlang God, and they don't even notice the other party's intentions?

It is very likely that Erlang God is not smiling on weekdays, and some are just indifferent and majestic, just like Yan's father and Yan's brother.

It's just that under such an indifferent and powerful mask, what kind of face is it?

According to the behavior analysis report given by the ninth section, Xiao Yu began to probe.

If Erlang God is blamed for the "meeting gift", then there is nothing to say, this person is ruthless, self-respecting, and does not tolerate the slightest offense.

However, he didn't, and even showed an interested look on his face - the strong are always lonely and lonely.

So what Xiao Yu has to do next is very simple.

Strive to be a friend, not a subordinate.

Erlang God's subordinates are already enough, 1,200 grass-headed soldiers, that's a lot of bustling people, but his friends ...... How many more?

Legend has it that although Erlang God was the nephew of the Emperor of Heaven, his mother married an ordinary person and gave birth to him, because he was not welcomed in the heavenly court, otherwise he would not live here alone.

Although he is a brother and brother with the six friends of Meishan, as far as Xiao Yu is concerned, the cold-faced judge Liu Huanzhang treats him as a subordinate gift......

How lonely it must be to live like this.

Erlang God said lightly: "I called you here this time to ask you to send some snacks to the third sister for me." ”

"Gone?" Xiao Yu waited for a moment, and couldn't help but be disappointed.

"Naturally, it's gone." Erlang God frowned.

Xiao Yu shook his head, "Zhenjun, I admit that you are much better than me, but you are far worse than me in other aspects." ”

"Huh?" The air in the study froze.

Xiao Yu's expression remained unchanged, as if he didn't realize it, "I have two daughters-in-law!" ”

“……”

The corners of Erlangshen's mouth twitched slightly, and he waved his sleeves and said: "Cultivators, you should put the Great Dao first and talk about the private relationship between men and women." ”

"But I heard that the road is vast, and we should support each other and walk hand in hand."

"Nonsense!"

Xiao Yu didn't argue, and said with a grin: "Zhenjun, the plum blossoms are good now, why don't I invite the Virgin Mary to enjoy the flowers for you?" ”

Erlang God breathed a breath and frowned slightly, "Don't talk nonsense!" The third sister guards Huashan, how can she leave without permission? ”

It's heartbeat, you're obviously heartbeat just now!

I didn't expect you to be a tsundere, and you said no, but the micro-expression has betrayed you!

Erlang God stoodled and frowned slightly, "Don't talk nonsense!" The third sister guards Huashan, how can she leave without permission? ”

It's heartbeat, you're obviously heartbeat just now!

I didn't expect you to be a tsundere, and you said no, but the micro-expression has betrayed you!