Chapter 545: Your Majesty, I Do

"Brother Yu, please be seated. ”

The queen retreated left and right, her face slightly flushed, and pointed to a beautiful brocade pier in the hall, signaling Tang Seng to sit down.

The so-called gentleman does not deceive the dark room, there are only two lonely men and widows left in the huge hall, Tang Seng doesn't know that there is a Cui Shi falling on his shoulder, and he is even more at a loss, and he has no experience in dealing with passionate women alone.

"You may be seated. ”

The queen spoke again, and Tang Seng sat tremblingly on the brocade pier, only wearing half of his buttocks, as if he was going to stand up and run away at any time.

Seeing his embarrassment, the queen only smiled slightly, lightly opened her lips, and said in a coquettish voice: "Brother Yu is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he has traveled tens of thousands of miles all the way west, and his knowledge must be lofty." However, such a special customs and customs of my Xiliang Women's Country, have you ever seen it before?"

"Nope!"

Tang Seng replied truthfully, although he had eaten ginseng fruit and entered the monster cave along the way, it was indeed the first time he had encountered a strange and exotic land like the daughter country where all women were all.

"Hey!"

The queen glanced at him, sighed faintly, and said: "My Xiliang female country is rich and peaceful, and it can be regarded as a national peace and harmony, but the only regret is that my ancestors have been women for generations, and no man has ever come here, so the yin is prosperous and the yang is declining, and I have never felt the harmony of the so-called yin and yang harmony......"

Here it comes!

Cui Shi's heart sank, and secretly said that Her Majesty the Queen is really impatient, could it be that he really wants to achieve good things with Tang Seng in broad daylight? This is simply ...... More anxious than those monsters who want to eat Tang monk's meat.

"Your Majesty!"

When Tang Seng heard this, he stood up with a snort, his face frightened.

Sure enough, it's exactly the same as what Wukong said, this queen has the intention of recruiting a husband, otherwise why would she mention the harmony of yin and yang and Yunyun straight to the point?

What's next?!

According to Tang Seng's original intention, of course, it should be Gao Xuan Buddha's name, indicating that he is dedicated to the Buddha, asking the queen to fulfill it, and not to force people to make it difficult or anything.

But Wukong has repeatedly explained to himself that in order to avoid trouble, he must not refuse the queen, otherwise it will not be easy to change the customs clearance documents, and it will not be easy for this Xiliang women's country to escape. You have to use a false and wrongful strategy, just agree to come down, paralyze the other party's vigilance, and find another opportunity to go together.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng forced himself to calm down, and his hands habitually closed ten, and felt a little nondescript, so he put down his hands quite embarrassed, but found that he didn't know where to put it......

"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that he was at a loss, the queen couldn't help but ask a little strangely.

"I didn't ...... Poor monks have nothing ......."

Tang Seng felt that since he wanted to play the appearance of being willing to return to the world, he could not use conventional Buddhist etiquette. However, apart from Buddhist etiquette, he doesn't know anything else at all. subconsciously bowed slightly, and immediately found that it was absolutely inappropriate, in short, all kinds of embarrassment and weirdness.

Oh, the Tang monks, there are also some names that do not match the truth.

The queen was a little surprised in her heart, but instead made the image of another person grow taller and taller in her heart. It is heartbreaking to think that the man has been showing a calm demeanor since he appeared.

"Your Majesty, poor ...... Uh, I, I do. ”

Tang Seng easily sorted out his thoughts, his face was as red as a ripe tomato, and he lowered his head and whispered this, quite a bit of a posture of looking at death as home. According to Wukong's instructions, if you have to agree anyway, it is better to take the initiative yourself, will it be better?

Yes?

The queen was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "What would you like??"

Tang Seng only felt that his face was feverish, and even his whole body was about to burn, and it was indeed too difficult for him to talk about love with a person who sincerely worshiped the Buddha, but the words had already been spoken, so he could only continue stubbornly:

"Your Majesty, I am willing to cooperate with your yin and yang, forever tie the knot, abandon the west and the road, and be a peaceful idler in this daughter's country......"

"Impossible!"

The queen was shocked, and the expression of her little daughter, who was still ashamed to speak, disappeared in an instant, and immediately shook her head and refused: "You want to be beautiful!"

Yes?

Tang Seng was so unexpected that he forgot about the embarrassment, and subconsciously asked, "Why??"

Both of them felt that they were out of shape, and after Tang Seng asked these three words, the atmosphere froze instantly, a man and a woman looked at each other, each with extremely complex meanings in their eyes, but no one spoke first.

I'm rubbing, what's going on?

The mosquito made by Cui Shi couldn't help but stretch out a tentacle and scratch his head, as if the script had changed unexpectedly.

The king of the daughter country doesn't seem to have that meaning to Tang Seng?

After a long time, the queen reorganized her demeanor, smiled reservedly, and said lightly: "Elder Tang misunderstood, although the Xiliang Women's Country is located on the border, she has also admired the customs and human feelings of the Tang Dynasty for a long time, and she admires the will of the Tang Emperor to send Elder Tang to seek the true scriptures from thousands of miles, how can she stop it? ”

"That'...... Then why do you call me...... Uh, why are you called the poor monk's brother?"

Tang Seng felt that his face couldn't be red anymore, in short, it should be no problem to be angry with Guan Gong now. I can't take care of the feeling of fever on my body, so let it burn and burn to death.

There is no face to speak of, but fortunately, there are no outsiders here, so I simply asked things clearly.

"This ......"

The queen also blushed when she heard this, gently lowered her charming head, and said expectantly: "I am ...... That's to get close, and ask Elder Tang to fulfill a small thing. I never thought that Elder Tang had a misunderstanding because of this, it was my fault, if there was anything to offend Elder Tang, I would accuse here......"

Tragedy!

Tang Seng was so embarrassed that he was embarrassed, and it was easy to play a monk who planned to return to the vulgar monk with righteousness and awe, but he also made a mistake, and was mistaken by the other party for thinking that he couldn't bear the rules and precepts, and he wanted to marry a wife quickly.

It seems that the Buddha really can't be blasphemed, the poor monk recites the Buddha all his life, and this time he doesn't respect the Buddha enough, so there is such retribution, it comes too fast!

"What do you want me to do?"

With a horizontal heart, Tang Seng has already thrown his shame to his grandmother's house, it doesn't matter whether he is horizontal or vertical, but he is much bolder, staring at the queen with straight eyes, and asked directly.

"I want to...... That big apprentice of Elder Tang may have a relationship with me. Elder Tang traveled west to learn scriptures, and there were three apprentices to assist in protection, maybe it was not worse than this one and a half, if the two of us were happy, we might as well let this big apprentice stay in the Xiliang Women's Country, sit in the south and call it lonely, I would rather abdicate and become an emperor and give birth to children for him......"