Chapter 2 The game really stinks, and no one plays it for nothing
Moderator: Okay, we see that some people have expressed strong opposition to this game launched by Zhenling Company, thinking that this game seriously violates the freedom of human thought and the right to **, what do you think of this?
Long: First of all, I would like to ask what the hell does the word ** mean? I don't understand this concept at all! Is it a word of consent to cover your ears and steal the bell? Why do you dare not say it frankly when you have done something? I can't understand this thing anyway! Didn't the ancients say that everything must be said to people, and the gentleman is frank and the villain hides jj? The ancients all had such an awareness, is it true that the more modern people evolve, the more unbearable they become? Hypocrisy! How can such an attitude be used in the pursuit of truth! What is the meaning of living in an illusory life without pursuing the truth?
Moderator: Isn't there always something that is not easy to say openly......
Long: Is there anything you can't say openly?
Moderator: For example, the hostess is shy. )
Long: What is that? (The male guest said he didn't understand at all.) )
Compere......
Dragon: What the hell is it? (The male guest asked repeatedly, and the host was speechless) You said that you are a person, can we still communicate honestly? What can't be said? You can't even say this, how can we communicate?
Moderator: But some ** still need to be protected in the end, right?
Long: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about, I don't have a translation of the word ** in my dictionary at all.
Moderator: Then I'll be honest with you now that you're so aggressive, and I'm a little angry now. Wouldn't it be nice to have such a clear communication? So now I ask you, can you reveal everything about you without reservation? Can you? Do you dare? Didn't you say that the gentleman was frank and the villain hid jj? So why don't you give it a try?
Dragon: Just try it. What can't you not dare?
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As he spoke, the male guest began to quickly untie his clothes......
The staff wittily put a mosaic on the relevant parts.
(Webcast complaint: I'm rubbing!) What's going on with this festival? The change in painting style is a little magical, right?
It's amazing! Is the pursuit of truth chasing the brain? Is there really such a bean beep in the world?
The male guests flirted with the female host on the spot? It's going to be on fire, it's going to be on fire? Leave your name before the fire.
Cut. Can you act a little more fake?
The acting is urgent. IQ is urgent. Therefore, the medicine cannot be stopped.
Hey, shouldn't we be holding them accountable for violating ** human rights violations?
The male Tobin also worked hard to cremate this game......
Today's news and advertisements are really unscrupulous and crazy in order to get a position! It's really unbearable!
I was quite interested in this game, but now I'm sick of this situation. I can't really be a god at all, and when I look at this game, I can't help but have that disgusting mosaic in my mind. I'm visually polluted by that mosaic?
Upstairs, you're not visually polluted, you're being forced by the spirit of that mosaic.
Boredom shameless, no lower limit! I'm so sick too. This broken jb game.
Such excessive hype will only backfire!
Regardless, this ad will most likely still go viral...... Is...... )
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Dahan Wu Liguo College. There is a section of artificial low cliff between Guiyuan Football Stadium and Kunpeng Square, and there is a row of locust trees planted on the cliffside, several of which are probably blocked by the Song Qing Martial Arts Hall next to it, so they grow horizontally, away from Song Qing, and the trunk is reclining, hanging in the air.
The top of the head is shaded by branches and leaves, the bottom is the void ventilation, and in the middle is a natural reclining chair, from time to time there is a cool breeze, in the hot summer, this is really a treasure of rest. The bark of the trees on the surface of the trees is smooth and shiny, and the freshmen of military training follow the instinctive guidance to come here to rest and cool down, and they are often surprised.
Now is not the time for military training, and Tang Tang is not a new student. But he's now rushing to this little locust forest. But he didn't go to rest in the cold, he went to find someone.
As expected, the person he was looking for was indeed sleeping in the cool breeze here again.
The wind blows the leaves, leaking a little bit of sunlight, which is sprinkled on the trunk of the tree and on the people sleeping on it.
People are young, in their prime, their appearance is ordinary, and the only thing that can be called special is perhaps only the skin that is particularly white, as if they have not seen the light for many years, and they are slightly sickly pale. It seems that the skin is a little too thin and transparent, and it feels like you can see the blood vessels under the skin. However, in the sunlight, there is a slight red light.
"Goku! Goku! Tang Tang shouted as he walked.
Immediately, I found another person hanging on a tree next to me. Although he covered his face with a book, Tang Tang knew who it was with his toes: "Yo! Slacker! ”
There was no movement. Neither moved.
"Three are empty?"
There is no movement in the three.
"Lazy Dragon?"
The lazy dragon didn't move.
"Mirror Sky? Flowers? ”
The two still didn't move.
"You two are sleeping together again!"
Still no movement.
"You two are sleeping together again!"
Still no movement.
"What the hell are you two doing?"
Still no movement.
"Look! Belle! ”
Still no movement.
"The moon is coming!"
Jingkong still didn't move, but Hua Sichang bulleted, the book was bounced, revealing a frightened face, looking around, not finding the target of panic, and suddenly understood that he had been deceived.
"Your sister! Tang monk meat! Can you pit a little more? ”
"What's wrong?" Tang Tang said he was a little confused.
"I'm playing against him! Well, now I've been cheated by you. ”
"What are you comparing to the two?"
"Than lazy! Whoever comes first loses. I miss me as a lazy dragon, at ease, and lazy all over the school invincible. Listen to a little song on this locust tree bed every day, and read novels, so happy! Ever since this guy started school, he's been taking my favorite bed every three days. I had to sleep in the second seat. It's so exciting! This time, I finally made an appointment with him to decide the competition for the chief, and I was so troubled by you, I can no longer compete with him for the chief, and you are miserable, right? ”
"Anyway, you've never won against him, and besides, he's only coming twice for three days, and you're not alone in the rest of the time? It's no different now than it used to be! ”
"Question: We also gambled on today's lunch."
"Lunch?" Tang Tang looked at the lazy dragon with a strange expression: "Do you know what time it is?" ”
"Yay? It's four o'clock? I'll be able to have dinner in a while...... Let's go! The lazy dragon hurriedly lowered his voice and pushed Tang Tang to leave secretly. When you think about it, it's time to fool around with the lunch bet, and it feels like you've won a battle that you're already going to lose......
"Where to go? Why don't you call me when you eat? Or are you going to relapse? A voice suddenly sounded behind his head. The distance was too close, and the lazy dragon was scared and his liver fluttered. When I turned around, it was really the pit of Jingkong.
"How could it be, am I that kind of person, by the way, Tang Seng Meat, did you come to call Wukong just now, is there something special?"
"Oh yes, Goku is going to play a game with Weishi! It's hot! ”
"What game? Is it really hot? The lazy dragon asked with interest.
"True Soul Change!" Tang Tang said a little shyly.
"True Transformation? Is that the gentleman's mosaic game of the villain hiding jj? Oh hahaha, are you kidding me? How could a game like that be a hit? Normal people can't play, right? Besides, can we afford the helmet? ”
"Well, you won!" Tang Tang raised his hand to surrender: "I confess." Here's the thing. True Spirit Culture probably also feels that the advertisement in its own live broadcast is not very effective...... Of course, the main thing is that the funny guy surnamed Long invited by the show is too big...... They were worried about the future of the game, so they sent a batch of their public beta products to various cooperative schools, institutions and groups at a half-selling price, and then our school also looked at it, and in the exchange and cooperation for many years, I also felt that we should at least help them hold personal places, so that those helmets were handed over to our psychology enthusiast association as a task, and then the indicators of these helmets and games were distributed to our bitter members.
I can't help it.,Although I don't know what the hell the hell the situation is.,But it feels like this game is inexplicably stinky and stinks.,The helmet is given away for nothing, and no one wants it? In short, even if all the members of our association have one machine, and a lot of internal digestion is there, but the gap is still not small, I have no choice but to ask you to help me hold a personal field or something. I was going to find it one by one, just lazy dragon, you're there, it's great, I'll kill two birds with one stone......"
"Don't! Don't put this on me. You know what virtue I am. You give me the game, I promise that after the first three minutes of enthusiasm, there will be no more after the novice village, and then ......"
"Well, that's just right! As long as you can pass the novice period, you will be considered complete with the task. As for the back, it doesn't matter, anyway, it's just a personal show. Tang Tang said happily.
"Uh......" The lazy dragon choked suddenly, "In this case...... Then we have a friend, and I can't help you, but just now because of your relationship, I lost lunch, and you have to be responsible for this matter. ”
"Okay, no problem. You're in for a treat. I pay. Tang Tang happily patted his chest and packed the ticket.