Chapter 40: Hypocrisy
I carried Nong Xiaoling down to the tomb, and the third child listened to my experience after entering the cave while gobbling up compressed biscuits. As I was talking, the third child wiped out all the compressed biscuits, poured a few mouthfuls of water and burped before waving his hand and saying, "Stop!" I said second, why do you keep talking about it and getting more and more evil? Can you say it is reliable, this credibility is too low, and it sounds like talking about the plot of a movie. ”
It's also true, if you don't experience it yourself, no one can believe it. The third child held the ground with one hand and touched his belly with the other and continued: "Wait for you to let me repeat it first, you mean that the senior senior hand has become a monster?" Can Daddy Nong keep skeletal hornets away? And the half-race beauty is also here? What kind of nonsense is it all about? ”
"Actually" I wanted to say, in fact, I didn't believe it either, but before I could say anything, the sarcophagus next to me suddenly shook, and the whole coffin shook. My heart also shook with the sarcophagus, and I glanced at the third child, and quickly got up from the ground and stared at the sarcophagus vigilantly.
But the sarcophagus was only shocked, and then there was no movement at all. "Second child, I heard you right, right? I didn't hallucinate, did I? After a while, the third child turned his head and winked at me. I said, "You know now that what I'm talking about is possible, right?" ”
The third brother rolled his eyes, "Nonsense, isn't there any movement now, Brother Gao said that this is a feng shui treasure cave, there can't be anything like that!" Maybe it's an earthquake? "I said in my heart,! He didn't have that kind of thing, he became that kind of thing himself.
The third child wouldn't accept this for a while, so I simply didn't answer him, and pulled out my hunting knife to go up and check it. The third child grabbed me and said, "You wait first."
I looked at him suspiciously, "What?" "I thought he had found something, and looked at the sarcophagus, and it was nothing special. The third child looked at the sarcophagus, then at me, made a silent gesture, and then tiptoed me to the side.
I don't understand why this third child suddenly seems to have changed his temperament. "What the hell is going on!" I don't have a good airway.
He pulled my arm down and pulled it down before he lowered his voice and said, "I just remembered that earthquakes generally occur only in the edge of the plate, and this Guangxi is located in the interior of the Eurasian plate, so this earthquake is not very valid. He said to the sarcophagus Nunu, "Maybe there really is such a thing." ”
Wipe! Then you still need to say it! The third child immediately changed his crying face again, "I said the second child, do you say you are a disaster?" Lao Tzu has stayed here for so long and there has been no such thing, and the sarcophagus will move as soon as you get fucking, and the affinity is good! ”
I rub! At this time, you still have the heart to joke with me. But after thinking about it, this way down is really like that, after meeting the skeleton hornet, Gao Sishou said, "Milk bear, after half a lifetime of fighting, it can be regarded as a real eye-opener." "I'm not really a scourge, am I?
The third child saw that I was depressed, and hurriedly patted me on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I'm just kidding, you take it seriously!" I deliberately played tricks on him, deliberately pretending to be very decadent, threw away the hunting knife, sat on the ground with my head in my hands and muttered, "I took it seriously"
The third child was anxious all of a sudden, "Hey, look at you, do you have any interest?" You won't take it seriously no matter what you say, I'll just say you, you're like that. ”
I rolled my eyes, "That's how you're comforting?" I sound so much like a condemnation. When the third child saw that I was ridiculing him, he was immediately relieved, he scratched his head and said, "Hey, I'm not afraid that you will really go to my heart!" ”
This third child, joking that he took it seriously first, it's not fun. If he had changed to a crazy man, he would have puffed out his eyes, flew up and said, "Then you die!"
Thinking of madness, I was worried again, and I didn't know what happened to him and Lisa now, but don't let anything happen. It's all my fault, if it weren't for me, he would definitely be a powerful loser at home now, seducing little girls everywhere, and I don't know how happy it is to live.
looked at the third child next to him, he was too, and he lost weight when he came out, and he was also dark. He's a small boss at home, he doesn't usually talk about big fish and meat, but at least it's white rice and small stir-fry, and now he can even eat compressed biscuits that dogs dislike, which is really embarrassing for him.
Thinking of this, my heart felt pantothenic acid. The third child's face suddenly sank when he saw me, and he didn't know what I was thinking, and thought I was still struggling with what I just said. He sat down, put his hand on my shoulder, shook me, and said, "I said, second brother, what are you making trouble again?" Didn't I say it was all joking! ”
I cleaned up my mood and smiled at him reluctantly: "No, I just thought about madness, and I don't know what happened to him." ”
When the third child heard that I was entangled in crazy things, he was immediately energetic and radiant. "Hey, that's it? What's in it? It's okay! ”
He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Have you forgotten that the second thing was a soldier?" Or is it from the Air Force Special Operations Unit, usually only three or five people are not taken seriously, what else can he do? Besides, isn't there a mixed-race beauty there to accompany him, maybe this guy is having fun now, if you go to him, maybe he'll be anxious with you! ”
This third child has a really big heart. I glanced at him and said, "Hey, don't you don't believe that half-breed beauty is like this?" Also, don't forget, he's your brother, and you care about him fucking anyway! ”
"Just kidding, I don't believe anyone and can't help you, right?" The third child bumped my shoulder and grinned at me, "He is my brother, and you are also my brother, come, let my brother care about you." ”
Hearing the third child say this, I was quite moved in my heart, and I carefully understood what he said, and suddenly felt that there was something wrong. "I'm rubbing! Get out of here! You fucking pervert! You're disgusting! I pushed him away and vomited, rubbed my arms vigorously with both hands and said, "Damn! Goosebumps! ”
After a while, the third child patted me on the shoulder and said, "So, second, we are all brothers, don't worry so much." I'm sure the madness will be fine! Don't worry about it, take a step back, according to what you say, this matter may really have something to do with my dad. ”
When the third child talked about his father, his face sank, he should have thought of the past. Aunt Feng had a difficult birth when she gave birth to the third child, and Uncle Feng was sick and died a few years ago, and the third child was still studying abroad when he left, and he didn't even see the last side of Uncle Feng.
I didn't know how to comfort the third child for a while, so I could only accompany him quietly. After a while, the third child took a deep breath and smiled at me reluctantly, "Hey, I'm hypocritical!" ”
I smiled and said, "It's not surprising, old ladies are like this!" "The third child is usually a bit of a girl, which may have something to do with his contact with antiques. Gen Lao has always told the third child that the antique thing is a meticulous thing, so the third child is very careful when studying antiques, and slowly shows a "mother" habit. It's not really a mother, it can only be said that the old three are more careful.
This is also his taboo, and only I dare to say that, to change someone else, it is a desperate effort. When the third child heard this, he immediately turned his face sideways, and deliberately lowered his voice and said: "Let go of your Spring and Autumn Fart!" Do you want me to take off my pants and show you if it's straight! After saying that, he made a gesture to take off his pants.
"Don't stop, keep going!"
The third child looked at me with disdain, "Second child, you are more perverted than me!" He looked at the sarcophagus and said, "Don't make trouble, it's important to get down to business!" ”
I thought about what my dad wanted me to bring back, so I nodded and pointed to the sarcophagus, "Anthracene! Maybe there is really a dumpling that Gao Sishou said, let's hurry up and see what we can take, and leave after taking it. By the way, can you, the owner of an antique shop, tell the name of this tomb? ”
The third child raised his eyebrows, "Teasing me again, right?" "I hurriedly waved my hand and said no, I really asked for advice.
With an expression of ghost talent, he pointed to the surroundings of the tomb and the sarcophagus and said: "We were all blind and worried just now, this thing is called a coffin, the outside is a sarcophagus, and there are several layers wrapped inside, the innermost is the coffin, even if there are zongzi, it can't come out, and we don't open the coffin, I'm afraid it's a bird!" ”
Hearing the third child say this, he immediately put his heart down, and his waist straightened. The third child saw that I believed in him, and immediately put on a very knowledgeable look, and the old god was saying: "About this tomb, I don't dare to say anything else, if my judgment is correct, this tomb should be from the Song Dynasty." ”
"Oh? How can you see it, Professor Feng? "I hugged my fists.
The third child was very useful, patted me on the shoulder, "Anthracene! Yes, the children can be taught! Young people are supposed to be so studious. ”
I gritted my teeth and said, "If you want to fight with me again, my fists will become very studious." With that, he blew into his raised fist.
The third child hurriedly recovered his normal color, coughed a few times, and said: "Although I have never been upside down, Gen Lao has not spread this knowledge to me." Do you remember the stone carvings we came across on the way here? ”
He didn't allow me to answer a word before he continued: "How lifelike those statues are, it is obvious that they are the handwriting of the Song Dynasty, when more attention was paid to detail in the depiction." In addition, those stone carvings are all in pairs, whether it is a rui beast or a figure, it is the same. ”
He dragged me to the stone wall of the tomb and pointed to the murals on it and said, "Look at these murals, how exquisitely they are depicted, they all depict scenes of life, and the patterns on the tomb walls are all imitation wooden structures. "When I looked at it, it was true, the carved pattern was a lotus flower, as well as a phoenix picture, vanilla, fairy grass and so on.
The third child wanted to say more, but I quickly interrupted him, "Wait, I'm not here to learn about tomb culture, why are you telling me this?" The third white man glanced at me and said, "Look, I just said that you are studious, and you really don't praise it." There is a reason why I tell you this, because this tomb does not look like it is from the Song Dynasty. ”
"I'm rubbing! Say yes and say no! You lost your head? "I don't have a good airway. The third child was not angry, and frowned and said: "There is a reason why I said no, Gen Lao said that there are few sarcophagi in the tombs of the Song Dynasty, and in addition, most of the funeral goods are daily necessities." ”
He pointed to the gold and silver artifacts on the sarcophagus and around the sarcophagus: "Look, there are so many good things, and they don't look like the traditional tombs of the Song Dynasty."
"Stop! I call it Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, or spring, autumn, summer and winter, phew! Anyway, don't tell me about it anymore, I'm going to doze off. I saw that the third child was chattering endlessly, so I quickly interrupted him. Afraid that he would continue to speak, I simply walked to the matching room next to me.
As soon as I entered, I was so frightened that I hurriedly retreated