I said, "Mr. Fang, you really fell into the eyes of money, can't you not mention the money?" ”

Fang Gang snorted: "If you don't mention money in business, what do you mention?" Don't talk about you, even if it's my own father, it's a nine-percent discount at most! ”

I took it thoroughly, and in fact, I also knew that it was not easy to prepare the five poisonous oils, so I didn't say much, counted five thousand-dollar bills to him, and put the necklace around my neck. In fact, I think the price is too worthwhile, this thing is simply a magic balm monk Fang sword for me, with it, I don't need any Azan Cuba, I can know where there are evil spirits, the distance can be accurate to centimeters, more effective than police dogs and radar.

Fang Gang counted the banknotes, stretched out his hand again, and I asked, "Didn't you say 5,000 baht?" ”

"You forgot the two pieces of advice I gave you last time, and each is 5,000 baht." Fang Gang smiled. I was so angry that I couldn't speak, it turned out that he was not joking.

Seven or eight days later, I returned to Shenyang, finished my business, and met Sister Gao at a pig-killing restaurant. This senior sister looks like she is in her early forties, tall and big, with a stronger physique than me, doing things in a hurry, speaking loudly, and her voice is also rushing, a typical Northeast woman. Sister Gao was very bold, and when she came up, she ordered eight dishes and ten bottles of beer. I said that I can't eat so much at all, let's reduce a few dishes, Sister Gao suddenly glared: "What do you mean, look down on me, or are you afraid that I can't afford to pay money?" ”

When she said this, I didn't have anything to answer, this senior sister is very good at drinking, and she toasted me when she came up, and my amount of alcohol was almost negligible in front of her, and after two bottles, I blushed and had a thick neck, and I didn't drink anything anymore.

Sister Gao looked at me with disdain: "A Northeast man, you can't drink five bottles of beer!" "I secretly thought, it would be good if I brought Fang Gang to see who would lie down first. I had no choice but to divert the topic and ask her about asking for a Buddhist card.

Hearing my question, Sister Gao angrily slammed her fist on the table, startling her into a big fight, and the diners around her looked at her. She said: "Don't mention it, I have been married for sixteen years, and the old man has always been dissatisfied with me since he married me. It's not good for me, it's not good. Brother Tian, you comment, the house was bought by my family, and I earn more than him in terms of income, what is he not satisfied with? ”

I thought about it for a moment and asked her, "Is there any flaw and fault in you that he hates the most?" ”

Sister Gao immediately replied: "No! I'm not bad at doing anything, my relatives and friends don't admire me, I didn't say anything about his stinky body, and he dared to pick me? ”

I asked, "What's wrong with your husband?" ”

Sister Gao said: "He has a very weak personality, do you know? Once we took my mom to the mall to buy clothes, and when we took the bus, my mom was standing in front of a girl, and the girl also saw my mom, but she didn't get up and let me sit! I scolded her a few words, but the girl was quite aggrieved, saying that she was not feeling well and had just come out of the hospital. You say how much this young man can lie now, why is it so coincidental? I dragged her up, she was still crying, and the most annoying thing was that my husband actually said that I was wrong, so angry that I slapped her. ”

I couldn't close my mouth: "Just because of this, you hit him in the mouth?" ”

"That's right, my husband doesn't help his wife speak, this kind of person is too hateful, why did you say I married him in the first place?" Sister Gao's anger still subsided, and she seemed to be still thinking about the scene at that time.

I asked, "Is there anything else besides?" ”

Sister Gao thought for a while: "That's a lot." One time I went out for a walk on the ball—"

"Ball ball is ......," I asked.

Sister Gao said impatiently: "Oh, it's my dog, don't interrupt me." Qiuqiu a little under a pancake stall, and the old lady who sold pancakes kicked it, and I went up and smashed her stall. The woman asked me to pay for it, I scolded her, and my husband came out again at this time and persuaded me to pay for other people's money, saying that it was my fault! Do you think there's something wrong with him? ”

I was completely speechless, and I had a new understanding of this senior sister's personality traits, and of course, I didn't want to ask her about such topics anymore. Sister Gao said: "That dead ghost always says that I am unreasonable, do you say that I am unreasonable?" Is it wrong to let people give up their seats to their own mother, someone kicks my dog, is it wrong for me to clean her up? "I didn't even say no.

Sister Gao asked, "What kind of Buddha card did you say to give me?" I don't understand, the dead ghost got angry one day and said that he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to divorce me. I beat him so that his face was swollen, and told him to mention this sentence again, and I would make him disabled, but he didn't mention it, but his heart was not in my place, and it was not a thing, what do you say, Brother Tian? ”

I smiled and said, "That makes sense, so let's ask the masters in Thailand first, and then send the pictures, descriptions and prices of the amulets on your phone, which is the matter of the past two days." By the way, you're going to want a good yin hand, right? That starts at 5,000 yuan, and there are also 10,000 yuan. Sister Gao thought about it and said that it was best not to exceed 5,000 yuan.

After eating, when it was time to settle the bill, Sister Gao suddenly remembered something, and asked a little embarrassedly: "By the way, there is something I want to ask, that dead ghost even sleeps with his back to me, and he doesn't touch me once in two months, can this change?" ”

I smiled in my heart and said casually: "It's all old husbands and wives, let's touch less and less." ”

Sister Gao glared: "How can it be done?" Let me tell you, brother, a woman is as good as a wolf at thirty and forty as a tiger, have you heard of that? I'm forty-five years old now, I'm a tiger, you've got to find a way to touch me more! I nodded repeatedly.

After settling the bill, at least four of the eight dishes on the table were basically unchanged, and I looked at the waste, so I asked the waiter for a lunch box to pack. Sister Gao was very unhappy: "What kind of bag?" We Northeast people are a little bold in doing things, don't be so embarrassed? I hate everything to pack and take home after eating, and you're poor like this? You have to take the leftovers home, or your family won't be able to eat? ”

If I hadn't been able to beat her, I would have wanted to beat her up. Saying goodbye to Sister Gao, I thought to myself that this kind of woman doesn't talk about her husband, as long as she is a normal man, she wants to divorce. Called Fang Gang to tell him about the situation, Fang Gang said that he was asking for a card at an Azan's house, and there happened to be a batch of Ma Shi Neng's Yin cards freshly baked, each with 5,000 baht, and he increased the price to 10,000. I thought to myself, this is not bad, net 3,000 yuan, what a good job! Just ask him to send me the picture and effect of the amulet.

Ten minutes later, the MMS photo arrived, an oval sign made of stucco, with a pattern of a horse holding a woman under the horse's belly, connected by a thick thing in the middle, and some crimson liquid dotted in the center. The text attached below the photo is: "Azanguang's latest blessing horse food can yin brand, strong husband and wife harmony, anti-affair, 10,000 baht, payment to delivery." ”

I texted Fang Gang to ask what Ma Shineng is and what the meaning of this pattern is, he didn't reply for a long time, I don't know if he was drinking or picking up girls. When I got home, I had to check it on the Internet, and I really found the allusion to "horse food energy". It turns out that these three words are a transliteration of Cambodian, a type of torture in ancient Cambodia that was used to punish married women who had cheated on other men. Tie the woman to the stallion's belly, feed the stallion a large amount of veterinary aphrodisiac, and the stallion initiates love and mates with the woman until the poor woman dies.

I was furious when I saw it, and I really couldn't understand how Master Azan could associate this kind of torture with the amulet of preventing an affair. I truthfully forwarded the photo to Sister Gao, but she didn't understand, and just told me that I just had money and goods. I said that I could only deliver the money, and Sister Gao said: "What if you take my money and don't deliver the goods?" Are you stupid for me? ”

I smiled: "To do this business is to rely on the introduction and credibility of friends, and the Thai master can only hand over the amulet card to you when he sees the money, and people don't have to worry about selling things, you think about it yourself, if you don't believe me, I will go to find someone else." ”

That night, Sister Gao texted me and said that she agreed to pay the money first, but she had to pay in person and send a receipt, and I agreed. The next day, Sister Gao handed me 5,000 yuan, and I immediately went to the bank to remit 2,000 yuan to him in an instant.

About six or seven days later, the goods arrived, this time at Sister Gao's house, and her husband went to work. I saw the photo frame of Sister Gao and his wife on the table, her husband was thinner, a little shorter than her, and looked more Sven. When I opened the package in front of me and took the Buddha card in my hand, Sister Gao asked suspiciously what the red color on the Buddha card was, and I told her that it was a woman's menstrual blood. Sister Gao was disgusted for a while: "What a thing, it's disgusting when you hear it!" "I said that the Thai Yin brand is like this, and the materials are all yin, so that the effect is good. Attached is a piece of paper, on which is the handwritten mantra and chanting of Master Azan's father, I told her the rules, so that she can wear it more often, and she does not need to take it off when the husband and wife have sex together.