216 Give me a promotion and a raise!
Zhuang Yan carefully searched for a long time on the official website before finding the shampoo that Veneto loved to use, and when he looked at the price, his eyes fell: "6400/300ml." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
His sophisticated brain immediately began to calculate, and to his heart, he found that the woman had spent about the same amount on her hair as he had spent on his entire spring rations, since the cost of the two-in-one had doubled. Scrooge Zhuang Yan was stunned for a moment, wandered in his heart, and muttered to himself: "Damn, hair is more expensive than a head." β
Then he quickly brought the calculator and crackled to an electronic voice and shouted, "Turtle Ling." Salary 4500 + allowance 3600 + subsidy 2300 + bonus 7200 = 17600. 17600 minus smoking 200, minus 3000 for eating, minus 5000 for mortgage, minus 12800 for maintenance 2-in-1, which is equal to minus 3400. β
Zhuang Yan lit a cigarette, squinted at "-3400" and smoked for a while, and pressed "Guiling" again, recalculated according to the treatment of the major: "Salary 8300 + allowance 4300 + subsidy 2300 + bonus 8300 - smoking 200 - meal 3000 - mortgage 5000 - maintenance two-in-one 12800 = 2200." β
Dr. Zhuang squinted his eyes, took a puff of cigarette with his mouth open, stared at the "2200" affectionately, and finally felt a sense of security, comfortably flicked the ashtray on the ashtray, and muttered to himself: "If the commendation order can't come down, I won't be able to live without a raise." Then he picked up his mobile phone and replied attentively to VV's text message: "I said, the country advocates energy conservation and emission reduction, go out on a bicycle, protect the environment, and ride healthily." β
After a while, VV replied with one word: "GUN." β
Zhuang Yan narrowed his eyes and crackled a few more times on the calculator: "Minus, 5600, is equal to minus 3, 4, 0, 0." β
He suddenly dropped the calculator, bit the cigarette butt and hugged his head and roared: "When will the commendation order come down!" Give me a promotion and a raise! I can't live anymore! I don't want to eat soft rice! β
Su Xiaomei ran over softly when she heard the voice, pushed the door and asked, "Is there something wrong?" β
Zhuang Yan lay on the table and died: "It's okay." β
Su Xiaomei muttered and withdrew to close the door.
The mobile phone shook, and VV made up a text message: "I just finished the physical examination, and I am about to go to the special political trial, so I can't contact the outside." You have to be well, don't get tired, don't get sick, don't mess around. β
Zhuang Yan was excited and replied: "I promise to guard myself like a jade." β
"Keep a diary! I'll see what you've done all day. βββVV
"You're kidding me." -- Zhuang Yan
VV didn't move for a long time, and after a while, he sent a voice and hurriedly said: "I'm going to store my personal belongings, and it is estimated that it will take two or three days to review, so the pressure is so great!" What's so difficult about the diary, your daily life, your mood, do you miss me, messy thoughts, I want to read it, and the running account is fine. If you can't call for three days, you have to compensate me! Don't talk about it, see you later. β
Zhuang Yan laughed when he listened, lowered his head and said "Okay, good", and couldn't help but shush and ask a few warm words, but there was no reply to the message, it is estimated that VV has deposited his personal belongings and entered the review hotel of the General Staff.
Zhuang Yan lost the phone, logged into the shopping cart, bought the two-in-one cleaning and care, and clicked to pay. Ten thousand two floated out, and Zhuang Yan logged into the account in despair, wanting to see how many dollars were left.
After a while, the page was refreshed, and the account was impressively displayed: the account balance was 3251210 yuan.
Zhuang Yan was dumbfounded, rubbed his eyes and counted carefully, it was indeed 7 digits.
His eyes widened and he stuffed all eight fingers into his mouth before he bit down and didn't scream.
Did you win the lottery jackpot? I haven't even bought it!
Could it be that the girl who had a crush on me secretly gave me three million? , girl, you have something to say, what are you shy!
Could it be that some unlucky person filled in the wrong card number when sending money?
Zhuang Yan patted his head and felt that it was very likely that the bank had made a mistake, and it was estimated that there was an unlucky ghost who had remitted the wrong money in the bank at this moment. He began to check the sender.
I was scared at a glance, and the remittance unit was a legitimate procuratorate.
Zhuang Yan had no choice but to call the legal department. He remembered that a man named Li He from the Ministry of Justice came to him to ask for authorization and promised to take care of all property rights derivative issues. He also has Li He's business card here.
Li He quickly answered the phone: "Dr. Zhuang, what are you doing?" β
"I have an extra 3.2 million yuan in my account, what's going on?"
"Oh, that's your claim income. Didn't I take your authorization, so I went to check it and found that many of the achievements under your name were stolen by private enterprises for civilian use......"
Zhuang Yan interrupted him: "Oh, that, before those edge technologies were weaponized, they would have been put into private enterprises, relying on the market to stimulate technological evolution and maturity. It's a win-win process, with a dedicated department responsible for the ...... of counterpart authorization."
Li He respectfully waited for Zhuang Yan to finish explaining before he opened his mouth to emphasize: "I know what you mean, but these private enterprises have not obtained the qualification certificate, and they don't know from which channels they got the leaked technology, so they began to make money online, and they also occupied a lot of market share, forming a competitive relationship with genuine merchants." This not only violates your rights and interests, but also indirectly causes losses to the country. In the spirit of protecting intellectual property rights and fighting piracy, I cannot let them go. So I've been busy for half a month, I've been busy with you, and I've sued all the businessmen who have embezzled your property rights, and I'll tell you, there's really a lot of profit here, and there are about 30 families on the waiting list, so two were sentenced, and the 3.21 million yuan in your account is the compensation recovered. β
Zhuang Yan was dumbfounded, and let out an "oh". Li He continued to spit: "Don't worry, these three million are just a small head, hey, the pirates are not making less money, and there are twenty-eight defendants behind them, if they all win, the compensation is an astronomical amount, and the three million are not worth mentioning at all." β
Zhuang Yan was speechless with the phone. His head was numb, and he was a little fluttery.
Li He continued to blow: "You are in the base, so I don't know, outside, the movement of your rights protection claim is very noisy, you are a genuine defender, you are a pioneer of property rights, you have made an immortal contribution to the protection of intellectual property rights, and you have dealt a hard blow to the arrogance of piracy." You have sued so many pirates in one go, and the court session is scheduled for June next year. But don't worryβ"
Li He's mouth was dry, he licked his lips and drank saliva, moistened his throat and continued to swear: "But don't worry, being able to run errands for you is my Li He's greatest honor." Since you have entrusted me with the management of your intellectual property, I will do my best. Not to mention that the lawsuit is scheduled for June next year, even if it is scheduled for the year after next year, I have to conscientiously complete your case, carry out your claim to the end, and sue him for failure! I will fight you back for your compensation! β
Zhuang Yan's throat also dried up, speechless, and replied in a daze: "Oh...... That's hard work for you. β
Li He laughed and sent the guests off: "You are responsible for revitalizing the industry, and I am responsible for these trivial matters." Don't worry, I'm good at this, it's not hard! It's not hard at all! I'll see you that time! β
(To be continued.) )