Sister-in-law Song took it and asked, "What is this?" "I said that this is called the Five Poisonous Oils, which can detect whether there is yin qi on a person's body.

"Yin Qi is ......," Brother Song said.

I told him, "If a person has bumped into evil spirits, rushed through evil spirits, or even had a phenomenon such as yin spirit possession, they will be infected with yin qi to varying degrees, and the heavier the yin qi, the darker the color of this oil will be, but the premise is that it must be close to the human body." Moreover, yin qi attached to some kind of object can also be detected. For example, the amulet that has entered the yin spirit. Brother Song didn't seem to fully understand, but he also understood most of it, he slowly took the five poisonous oils and looked at them carefully for a long time, and then handed them to his wife. I told her to be careful, this thing is precious, don't break it.

Brother Song said to his wife: "You have to come to this task, knock on the door and call Xiaoqin out, and then put this pendant in the palm of your hand, and find a chance to stick it on her to try." Sister-in-law Song nodded again and again.

Sitting on the sofa out of the kitchen, Sister-in-law Song put the pendant in the palm of her hand and went to knock on Xiaoqin's door. She asked who she was inside, and Sister-in-law Song said, "Come out and wash your hands, and get ready to eat." ”

Xiaoqin lazily walked out of the bedroom, and I saw Sister-in-law Song holding her daughter's shoulders with both hands, pushing her to the bathroom affectionately, and saying, "Go wash your dirty hands!" ”

"Who's dirty. You're dirty, they're tidying up. Xiaoqin replied dissatisfiedly, Sister-in-law Song's eyes were fixed on the pendant in her hand, and when Xiaoqin entered the bathroom and closed the door, Sister-in-law Song hurriedly came over and whispered to me that she had just looked carefully, and the color in the pendant was still transparent, and it had not changed color at all.

I took the necklace of the five poisonous oils: "That means that your daughter does not have any yin qi on her body, and she has not been affected by evil spirits, or has bumped into anything unclean." ”

Brother Song hurriedly asked, "Are you saying that my daughter is not sick at all?" ”

I smiled and said, "At least she doesn't have an evil disease, but too extreme star-chasing behavior is also a mental illness, you can take her to see a psychiatrist and have a good treatment." ”

Unexpectedly, Brother Song was unhappy: "Brother, I don't like to hear what you say, how can my daughter be mentally ill?" "I said that mental illness does not mean that it is mental illness, many people have some mental illness, but the degree is mild and severe, jealousy, too sensitive, these are all considered a kind of mental illness, you don't have to be too nervous.

"But now there are more girls chasing stars, do they all have mental illness?" Sister-in-law Song asked.

I said, "Theoretically, this is all counted, and it is generally good to grow up in a few years, but this period of time has a bad impact on her study and life." You can't leave it alone. I see that your two attitudes towards her seem to be more ambiguous, and there is no intention of grooming, which I don't think is appropriate. She showed me the chewing gum that the XXX singer had chewed, which was a bit too much. ”

Brother Song sighed: "Why haven't you been groomed?" How many times have I trained her! It didn't work. She didn't listen either, and the girl's family couldn't always scold. As she was talking, Xiaoqin came out of the bathroom and saw that there were only a few plates of cold dishes on the table. He pouted: "Didn't you say let me wash my hands and eat, this hasn't been fried yet?" ”

"Right away, you sit outside with your big brother Tian for a while." Sister-in-law Song hurriedly walked into the kitchen, Xiaoqin didn't even look at me, and went into the bedroom again. Brother Song sat on the sofa and asked me in a low voice what to do.

I smiled bitterly: "If you have the symptoms of evil and ghosts, I am an expert, and I have been dealing with this kind of thing for more than two years." But if it has nothing to do with evil diseases. There's nothing I can do. This is like playing mahjong and smoking, it is also an addiction, and the Buddha card cannot cure it. ”

Brother Song asked again: "But Xiaoqin's performance in the ancestral hall of his wife's relatives in Hubei a few years ago is not evil?" "I thought about it and said maybe I was just sleeping. Or at that time, the soul of the deceased escaped, so that Xiaoqin, who was half-asleep and half-awake, had some awareness, but not to the point of being evil.

"But since then, Xiaoqin has been chasing stars so crazily, it's not such a coincidence, right?" Brother Song said. I replied that it was probably a coincidence, the five poisonous oils were very effective, and if it didn't detect yin qi, it definitely didn't. During the conversation with Brother Song. Sister-in-law Song had already brought the fried dishes to the table one by one, and Brother Song took out a few bottles of beer and drinks from the refrigerator, this time it was really time to eat.

Xiaoqin was still wearing headphones and connected to her mobile phone during the meal. Shaking her head and listening to the song while chewing, Brother Song talked to her, but she couldn't hear it. Sister-in-law Song couldn't hold her face, and asked her to take off the headphones: "It's really unruly, I still listen to songs when I eat, don't you see any guests here?" ”

She reluctantly took off the headphones, I smiled and asked if I was listening to XXX's songs, Xiaoqin nodded: "Of course." If you don't listen to his songs, what are you called a fan? Not only do you have to listen to songs, but you also have to cheer up, fan clubs, concerts, and I sleep with him in my arms at night! ”

Sister-in-law Song shook her head helplessly, and I said, "Then you don't even need to collect chewing gum, right?" After all, it's waste that someone else spits into the trash, and it doesn't have any commemorative value to spit it out, is it useful? ”

Xiaoqin's eyes widened: "What is waste?" That's XXX chewed gum, you know? There's his saliva, there's the taste in his mouth, you know what! She got up and walked into the bedroom, and the three of us looked at each other, and I thought to myself. This sentence provoked her, but she came out of the bedroom again, holding the gift box in her hand, and took the gum that had turned into a hard ball out of the silver foil.

"This is the chewing gum that XXX chewed?" Brother Song asked. "What's the use of you taking it back? Throw it away! ”

Xiaoqin didn't seem to hear it, and gracefully took the gum in her hand with her index finger and thumb, raised it in front of her and opened her mouth, and slowly put it in her mouth. Brother Song and his wife were shocked, I didn't think much about it, and hurriedly raised my hand to hit Xiaoqin's wrist, she was defenseless, and the gum fell to the ground. Xiaoqin looked at me in astonishment, as if she didn't understand my behavior. Sister-in-law Song took advantage of her stunned moment, hurriedly ran over to pick up the chewing gum, opened the window and threw it out.

Brother Song shouted, "Throw it away for me!" ”

"You—What are you going to do?" Xiaoqin's face flushed, obviously angry. Sister-in-law Song came back and slapped Xiaoqin's face and scolded: "Are you crazy, what do you put in your mouth?" Chewing gum that people have eaten, you pick it out of the trash can and eat it? Sick? ”

Xiaoqin covered her face. She didn't seem to react, with tears in her eyes, and I thought she was going to cry or quarrel with her parents. Unexpectedly, she suddenly stood up, picked up the glass of Fanta on the table and threw it at me, splashing it all over my face. I hurriedly stood up, wiped my face and said angrily, "Hey, hey, what do you mean...... Xiaoqin cried out and ran into the bedroom.

Washing my face with Fanta, I must have done it for the first time in my life, and I don't blame me for not avoiding it, but I didn't expect her to come to such a hand. This reminds me of the business when I was in Qingdao before, when I was thrown a kitchen knife by a bear child. Brother Song and his wife hurriedly found a towel to help me wipe my face and clothes, I went into the bathroom to wash up, and when I came out, the clothes on my chest were still wet and yellow. Sister-in-law Song was so angry that she was about to knock on Xiaoqin's door to let her out, but I stopped her: "Your daughter is not caused by three or two days, even if you beat her now, it is useless." Again, find a way to find someone for psychological counseling in the future, I'm not a big deal, forget it. ”

Brother Song said stupidly: "This dead girl, wait for you to go and see how I clean her up!" ”

Since his daughter was not haunted by the yin spirit, and she did not rush into trouble, there was no need for me to stay any longer, and I did not have the heart to eat this meal, so I offered to take my leave, under the pretext that I would go home and change my clothes. Brother Song and his wife also knew that they couldn't keep me anymore, so they had to say good things, Brother Song also took out a hundred yuan, and he had to pay me for the laundry expenses, of course I couldn't collect it, he sent me downstairs and went out, called a taxi to watch me leave.

This business is still quite hot (if this is also a business), not to mention the half a dime, and the clothes are dirty. In the evening, I called Brother Jiang to tell him about the situation, and he laughed on the phone and said, "It's good that you haven't been evil, it's a star-chasing disease, let him solve it himself." If you want to blame me for this, next time I invite you to Sita for roast beef to make up for your fragile heart, how about it? ”

I said yes again and again.