Chapter 63: One Report and One Report

Listening to a cute Lori bite a king,It's quite joyful.,Even if you know she's a mountain spirit.,But it can't make people feel scared.,All the appearance of this thing.,The influence on people is very great.。

It seems that she must have been the one who scared me on the tree before, and I couldn't help but laugh at her energetic appearance, so I said: "Since you are the king of the civet cat, you are also a king, why was you almost swallowed by a snake before?" ”

Little Lori's eyes rolled, pouted angrily, and said, "That stupid snake is not my opponent, hey, people, why are you leaving here?" ”

She quickly returned to the beginning, and I couldn't help but wonder, "I don't belong here, can't I leave?" ”

She jumped out from behind the tree, her big watery eyes widened, and she said coquettishly: "No, you are not allowed to go, if you don't throw this king out, Tai Sui will not be snatched away by the stupid snake." This king has lost such a treasure, you have to compensate me. ”

The Tai Sui she said in her mouth must be the corpse of that year, could that thing be a treasure for the mountain spirit?

No wonder it and the snake came to dig in the soil, it turned out to be this situation.

"You yourself know that Tai Sui was snatched away by the black snake, how can I compensate you?"

Little Lori jumped on a low branch all of a sudden, held her chin with both hands, and snorted: "It's okay if you can't find Tai Sui, you have a fragrant smell on your body, it's delicious, you stay with this king, and this king won't pursue it." ”

I was speechless for a while, and my heart said that I was worthy of being a mountain spirit, and I could see at once that I had golden muscles and jade bones, what is a delicious appearance?

Hearing this, Feng Ghost on the side said in surprise: "Fragrant? Why didn't I smell it? ”

He leaned over his face to me and sniffed hard, then immediately covered his mouth and nose and took a step back, and said loudly: "It stinks to me, I said the civet king, is there something wrong with your nose, this kid stinks like something, where do you smell the incense?" ”

Little Lori opened her mouth to speak, I was worried that she would shake out my golden muscles and jade bones, and quickly interrupted her: "I can't stay for you to eat, I said, civet king, you are just a goblin, you can't eat people." Otherwise, can I compensate you in some other way than this? ”

Little Lori is still sitting on the tree, shaking her two white and tender calves, showing a thoughtful face, and after a while, she said: "We spirits, every thousand years, will be struck by lightning once, originally I was going to eat Tai Sui, to avoid this lightning strike, you ruined a good thing." In this way, when the thunderstorm comes, you hold me and help me take it. ”

“……”

I choked and said, "Are you a thousand years old?" ”

She spread her hands and said, "I don't know, I won't count, anyway, I feel that it won't be long before Ray comes." ”

Feng Ghost muttered: "It is written in "Liao Zhai" that when the fox spirit crosses the thunder tribulation, he will hide in the scholar's room to avoid the robbery, it turns out that this thing is true? ”

In ancient folklore, spirits are not products that conform to nature, so at a certain time, they will attract lightning strikes, which are called catastrophes.

Many fox spirits and snake spirits in folk tales, once they encounter a catastrophe, they will find some scholars with official luck and integrity to take refuge, so that they can escape the catastrophe.

There are also some of these things in "Liao Zhai", often after surviving the thunderstorm, the fox spirit or snake spirit will change into the appearance of an adult, and the scholar will have a romantic affair overnight, and repay him.

But I don't have any official luck in my life, and I'm afraid that there is not much righteousness, this life was snatched back by Zhou Xuanye, and God has long wanted to kill me.

If you seek shelter from me, you may even split me with this little Lori.

I said, "I'm not a good person, it's useless to look for me, we will definitely be split together." Can you do it another way? ”

Little Lori got angry and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you guys are really mother-in-law." ”

She pursed her lips, thought for a while with a serious expression, and said, "In this way, you go and help me catch the old monster, burn it with fire, and then give me its Yuan Dan." ”

I was a little confused, chewing on her words: Flower old monster Yuan Dan?

"The old flower monster you are talking about is also a spirit?"

Little Lori snorted, nodded at the little head melon seeds, and said: "Yes, but it's different from me, it's a bad spirit, I like to eat people, I like to eat the cubs of beasts, and I'm bloody." If you can get rid of it and get its Yuan Dan, it will be a great virtue, and the lightning strike will be much easier. ”

Ke Xiangu said: "What is that old monster?" ”

Little Lori tilted her head and said, "Didn't you still talk about it not long ago?" Oh, by the way, you people call it Granny Flower. ”

Ke Xiangu's fat body suddenly jumped, and she said in horror: "What! Flower mother-in-law! Didn't you let us use it as fertilizer! ”

Little Lori began to lose her temper and pouted: "There is kindness to repay kindness, there is revenge to revenge, I have repaid your kindness, you have made my revenge, you must revenge, anyway, choose one of the three, if you cheat, this king is not welcome." ”

Choose one of three.

It's really hard to choose.

One is to stay with her, and just accompany her, the problem is that she thinks I look delicious...... The second is to help it be struck by lightning, I dare to say, if God sees me, he will definitely not hesitate to slash me, and he will slash me hard.

The third is to kill the flower monster...... Looking at Ke Xiangu's expression, I also know how dangerous this is, not long ago when she was chatting with us, she 3 also mentioned Granny Hua, at that time, just listening to her description, I already felt that it was very evil.

At this time, Feng Ghost whispered to me: "What are you afraid of, this kitten doesn't seem to have much ability, didn't the snake before be cut in half by Shuo Shu?" I don't do it, I don't stop ......"

He gestured to the little Lori opposite.

Who knew that this little Lori's ears were very smart, and she suddenly exploded, and the whole person turned back into a fat civet cat, and quickly ran to the big tree, and said: "You people are so bad, you actually want to kill this king, this king wants you to taste my power!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a black mist erupted from its tanuki's mouth, and it enveloped us in an instant, as if it were alive.

At this moment, I felt that my whole body was extremely itchy, and that's it, the key is that my body can't move yet, and I can't even scratch it, that feeling, not to mention how painful it is.

The next second, I was slammed to the ground by the fat civet cat, and I fell straight to the ground.

It stuck out its tongue, licked it on my face, and said, "This king has eaten you." ”

After speaking, he meowed in his mouth, and suddenly looked particularly mad.

In a hurry, I was busy; "Don't don't, I can't dodge the lightning struck if you eat it, and I didn't say I wouldn't help you. The person who said he was going to kill you was the thin man, but it wasn't me. ”

Ghost Feng scolded when he heard this: "Little bastard, don't take you to be such a trick." ”

I said: "Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they still fly separately when disaster comes, not to mention that the two of us are gentlemen who can't beat the eight poles. ”

When the fat civet cat heard me say this, it changed into a human appearance again, wearing only a belly pocket and riding on my chest, cross-legged with two little legs, not to mention how cute it looked.

But I'm itching now, plus the predicament in front of me, so even if this fat civet cat changes cutely, my Lolita's blood can't boil.

She sat cross-legged on my chest and snorted, a pair of small hands patting my face indiscriminately, hitting me so hard that it didn't hurt much, but she still felt quite sad.

While beating her, he said, "He wants to kill me, he's a bad person, but you're not a good person either, Laipi." ”

I was really itchy, so I said: "King of the civet, your old man is okay, let's not be so itchy first, let's not be so itchy, let's have something to say, if it goes on like this, I'm going to itch to death, and no one will give you ideas." ”

Although this spirit has been old for a long time, it has not been mixed in the world, so it is still quite easy to fool, and when he heard this, he tilted his head and said crisply: "Okay, I'll let you go first." ”

As she said this, she jumped from my chest, ran to the natural stay, grabbed the scythe from his waist, and said, "This will be safe." ”

Immediately afterwards, a small mouth opened, and another burst of black mist erupted, and the itch on our body disappeared immediately.

Everyone hurriedly got up and looked at each other, and for a while, I had to smile bitterly and said, "If you don't withdraw first, I will stay with the civet king." ”

When the time comes, no matter how good the chance is to escape, if you really can't escape, then admit it, it's better than injuring other people.

Ke Xiangu sighed when she heard this, and said, "How can we leave you alone!" What do you think of us! Xiao Su, you are a good boy, aunt is in charge, after you go back, let my dead girl be your daughter-in-law. ”

I choked and said, "Aunt Ke, don't ...... it."

I'm only over 100 pounds, and with her daughter, I feel that my future is very dangerous.

She said with a straight face: "Don't worry, she doesn't dare to dislike you, she dares to dislike you, I'll beat her to death!" ”

You're really her own mother.

At this moment, Tan Jian snorted coldly, and suddenly said: "Tanuki, don't you just want to avoid lightning, I'll show you the way, it's quite easy." There's a treasure around here, and if you get it, it's easy, and you can use it to avoid lightning calamity. ”

Baby?

What baby?

I didn't react for a while, and the tanuki also said: "This is my territory, why don't I know there is a baby?" ”

Tan Jian said: "That's a Kuiba's corpse pill, do you know what Kuiba is?" ”

Little Lori's eyes widened and she said, "Kui Kuiba...... Of course I do. ”

Her small mouth opened into an O-shape, and then she kept jumping in place: "Kuiba's corpse pill is much stronger than the old monster who kills flowers, tell me where it is!" ”

I immediately knew Tan Blade's plan, and I was impressed with him for a while, he was planning to lure the tanuki to the head of the water and rain!

This is really a good calculation...... However, a day and a night have passed, and the people in the capital have been chasing and killing Shui, rain and frost, coupled with the gunfight just now, it is already unknown whose hands were in the hands of the corpse beads that day