CH.22 Is Coming to a New Stage in Life?
The Flying Pig has experienced a total of five Heavenly Court Lords so far, and according to the ancient sayings, it can be regarded as the elder of the Five Dynasties.
If you serve the five generations of monarchs and do not fall, if you tell those famous ministers who aim at the elders of the three dynasties that they must be envious, jealous and hateful - provided that they do not know what the five generations of the flying pigs have gone through.
Among the five kings served by the Flying Pig, except for the eloquent second-generation Lord of Heavenly Court, the remaining four did not do a good job on the throne of Heavenly Court.
At least from a dynastic point of view, four of these five emperors belonged to the faint monarch.
A generation is strong, but it is too lonely, and it is a lonely person until he dies. Heavenly Court was nothing more than a place for him to cultivate and hide treasures, no different from the caves of other Xianxia worlds. Until he died, he didn't even have a friend. Women, disciples, retinues...... Needless to say, these are all zero.
Three generations are gifted and have a wide range of interests, but everything is just three minutes of heat, and they never put too much enthusiasm into anything. He has experienced hundreds of worlds, but each one has been a superficial taste. Hundreds of different systems have been studied, but none of them have reached a sufficient level. He has thousands of followers of different races, but he does not have a formed army.
Not to mention the four generations, the senior ** comic book writer, the hopelessly rotten girl, and the super nymphomaniac. Even if you add in the time spent traveling in the infinite world, it is less than half a year to prove its ability.
And the current master, Long Jing, the fifth-generation lord of the Heavenly Court, is not doing a good job. Being too cautious in the big picture, and too rough in the details. To put it badly, you can basically apply the sentence that Cao Cao used to evaluate Yuan Shao: Do big things and cherish your life, forget your life when you see small profits, and you are not a hero.
So when I heard Long Jing say, "I'm going to dominate Mojave!" The Flying Pig almost fell from the sky because he was too surprised to fly.
"So you're surprised by something." Long Jing muttered dissatisfiedly: "No matter how I say it, I am also the emperor in terms of professional title, and it is more or less my job to dominate the world." ”
"I didn't say yes, though." The Flying Pig staggered to ED-E's head and lay down, "It's just that I can't adapt to you so suddenly." I remember you didn't have any plans before, are you sure it wasn't a decision you made on your own? ”
"I didn't have that plan before." Long Jing buckled his head a little embarrassed, but quickly added: "Of course, this is definitely not a hot whim, I have thought about it after a night's deliberation." ”
“……”
The Flying Pig stared at Long Jing without speaking.
It wasn't against Long Jing's idea - although it was only used as a record weapon, it still had an obligation to dissuade its master from inappropriate behavior - but Long Jing's decision was too sudden. All the actions up to last night were based on the plan of "looting good things, running away and never coming back" when they were done.
"Okay." Long Jing shrugged his shoulders and looked at it without giving an explanation, and the Flying Pig would not give up.
"I know, because the previous few operations were premised on safety, it probably makes you think that I have no ambition and am afraid of death."
"Isn't it?"
"Actually, that's pretty much the case." Long Jing honestly admitted. "After all, I was an ordinary person before, and my greatest wish was to live my life without disasters and diseases. If you can go around the world for a little money, and have a good wife - you don't need to be pretty, just look comfortable and have the right personality - then it's pretty much enough. ”
He is not a lie, although he has also done the fantasy of having a lot of money and embracing left and right, but from the actual consideration, the ordinary and comfortable ordinary life is what he needs to pursue.
However, life played a joke on him.
He inexplicably became the lord of the heavenly court, the actual ruler of the thirty-six heavens of the heavenly realm, possessed countless treasures and war machines that ordinary people - even no one in the original world could get, obtained those supernatural powers that were subjectively inexplicable by human beings, and could travel through time and space to go to those worlds that were originally just fantasy.
But that doesn't directly change the fact that he's just an ordinary person.
Everything he had lacked realism because it came too quickly, too suddenly. Therefore, he subconsciously looks at everything in the face of the present with the original standards, and will be afraid of those who are too large for the original him, so as to lower his own standards. But the supernatural abilities that really exist in himself make him a little self-aggrandized, and he will inevitably be more conceited when dealing with problems on a daily basis.
This Long Jing has also reflected many times, but some things are not so easy to change.
Especially when it comes to positioning yourself.
The Lord of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor, the supreme king of the thirty-six heavens of the Heavenly Realm, is destined to become the Lord of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds...... Although the Flying Pig kept instilling these concepts into his mind.
But in the actual senses, Long Jing still can't find a sense of this location.
The human sense of status is only highlighted by the people below it. And Long Jing, the Jade Emperor, has always been a light pole emperor, and there is only one Flying Pig who can speak under his hand - he is not a human yet, and the magic weapon Yuan Ling is no different from artificial intelligence in Long Jing's eyes - so no matter how many times the Flying Pig says it thousands of times, he still has no idea of his actual position, let alone act in the corresponding capacity.
In front of him, the four people who sat in this position have all ended up with "the middle way of starting a business and the middle way collapse", but Long Jing has never dared to take too big a step, for fear that one of them will accidentally hit the egg.
It wasn't until last night, after he accidentally sealed ED-E, that he truly felt the weight of the name "Lord of Heaven" and the bottomless potential behind it for the first time.
The best thing to say is: "The first god-sealing ceremony that happened that night completely ignited the ideals and ambitions in this man's heart." ”
"You know I'm afraid of death and danger - maybe it's because I'm not confident in my own abilities, so I've basically been safe in everything I've done before, and even if I have invincible Hearthstone, I never plan beyond my capabilities. So this time, although it was a temporary decision to plan to fight for hegemony, it was definitely not because of brain pumping. ”
"But you were almost killed by the Arashi dragon in the Monster Hunter World because you wanted to go to the top of the mountain to see the scenery on a whim. When I was in the Forbidden World, I was chased and killed for a few streets because I slept with LV5. The Flying Pig did not hesitate to expose his shortcomings.
Although Long Jing does set a low-standard goal according to his ability before crossing the world, which can be said to be unambitious, not only will he never skip the level challenge when training in the world of "Monster Hunter", but most of the time he will raise the Hunter Guild evaluation result by one star as the challenge standard. And when I went to the world of "Forbidden", the main purpose was only to recycle items.
However, both operations were in danger of being nearly beaten back to the city. And it's not because of a problem with the main plan, it's all about seemingly non-dangerous behavior on the way.
This can't help but make the flying pig unvigilant - although his master is cautious in the main quest, he is obviously not vigilant enough when dealing with the side quests. And this time, he actually planned to turn the side route into the main quest - or directly change it to the most difficult route.
"You...... When did you get the illusion that you could dominate Mojavi? ”
"Last night." Long Jing glanced at the Flying Pig, and if he didn't support it, he still poured cold water, "And it's not an illusion, I said it's been well thought out." ”
"Yes, you've been thinking about it all night."
“……”
Long Jing was embarrassed to say that it was less than one night, and he fell asleep after thinking about it for about 2 hours.
"Well, I know you were excited to be a god for the first time yesterday. After all, it's the first time, and everyone is excited about it for the first time. The Flying Pig sighed, "But even if you have ED-E, you won't be able to dominate Mojave on its own." ”
"That's right, DE-E alone won't do." Long Jing laughed, "But what if I have an army of robots? ”
"Huh?" As soon as the Flying Pig wanted to say, "You have an army of hairy robots", he suddenly understood what Long Jing was referring to: "You mean the group below Zhucheng Ridge?" ”
Underneath Fortification Ridge, opposite the Hoover Dam, is a secret pre-war base established by New Vegas' boss, Mr. House, which houses a large number of standby PDQ-88b security robots. It was a force powerful enough to crush all the other forces in the Mojave Desert.
In their original set goals, there were also ideas for these robots. However, the plan is to rush in before returning to the heavenly court, and grab a few and count a few.
And now Longjing's new plan is obviously to pocket all these robots.
"But how are you going to control them?"
"Yes Sir will help me control them." Long Jing said.
“…… Apotheosize. ”
The Flying Pig will understand it thoroughly.
Mr. Yes starts out as an ordinary security robot, and then eats an electronic pulse grenade from Benny and a few other members of the Captain's Gang. Later, the Follower of the Apocalypse, Dr. Emily (Long's favorite electronic informatician), helps Benny reprogram the robot's interior in exchange for Mr. House's immortality (among others) secrets.
In the end, Mr. Yes was designed to do whatever he wanted, and the name "Yes Man" was not just a name, it was also a job profile (JD). No matter who he faces, he will know everything, he will say everything, and he will not refuse any orders.
In the game's protagonist Independence Route, the Postman relies on Mr. Yes to enter Mr. House's host at the Lucky 38 Casino and take control of all the robots in the New Vegas casino.
And Long Jing's can do a better job in this regard, he can easily let Mr. Hao always listen to him alone.
A god-sealing ceremony can be done.
"You also need platinum chips." The Flying Pig also realizes that there is a lot to be done. "Maybe you should find Benny before Miss Mary Sue."
The Platinum Chip is not only the key to unlocking the secret base in Fortification, but it is also needed to upgrade the system for the security robots - not only in terms of troops, but also in terms of the number of police officers that can be used as police without upgrading, and the system that can be upgraded to unlock medium weapons, including missiles.
"It doesn't matter." Long Jing shook his head and said, "But we do need to enter New Vegas before her, and I still need Miss Mary Sue's help after that." ”
"But we need to go here before we get to New Vegas."
Long Jing spread out a simple map of Mojave on the table - this is what he had learned from the post office owner Jensen. The one Nash bought, though also hand-drawn, was much more accurate than the one he had drawn based on the game map - pointing to a location west of Prim.
"Here - the great dividing point of Ulysses!"