008: Just kidding
The corners of Shan Meixian's mouth twitched, and she said, "Childe said he laughed." β
It's probably because I didn't expect Liu Jian to be so shameless, and he compared himself to a killer, and claimed to be very expensive. Shan Meixian was a little dumbfounded for a moment.
"Why are you kidding?" Liu Jian's eyes widened, and he said with an unhappy look: "You said it yourself, I am a master of the same level as the three major grandmasters, ask a master of the three major grandmasters to help you kill, of course you have to be prepared to pay the price." The three great grandmasters have been famous for many years, and their reputations can be a little more expensive, but my reputation is not obvious when I first came out, and I have a good relationship with your wife...... Well, so be it, count you 20% off, it's already a good deal. β
It's actually just a joke.
Anyone who is a contemporary of Liu Jian would think this is an unquestionable joke.
But Shan Meixian doesn't think so.
The reason is very simple, the gap between the times and ideological concepts.
Whether it is in Jin Yong's martial arts world or Huang Yi's martial arts world, all masters are basically good at pretending to be forced, and they like to pretend to be forced, whether it is fighting or killing, they all pay attention to a matter of style.
Killing people for money is undoubtedly a very low-pressure thing, especially when it is too easy for a master to make money, and there is no need to be a killer for money. Killing people for money is even more inferiority in the eyes of masters, and it seems very unstylish. Like the shadow assassin Yang Xuyan, there is only one top assassin in the rivers and lakes, and people don't charge money for killing, although the methods are ruthless and not exquisite, but at least they are not killers who collect money to kill.
And even if it is Yang Xuyan, his heresy is only reflected in assassination. In other ways. Yang Xuyan, like other masters in the Datang world, is still very particular about style.
Among the masters of the Tang Dynasty who pretend to be forced. Liu Jian, who came from modern society, is undoubtedly a heretic in the true sense. The style of a master is a form of pretending to be forced in Liu Jian's opinion. And he sometimes likes to pretend to be like this. Sometimes he is reluctant to pretend to be like this, and what to do depends on his mood.
The rules and styles that those masters pay attention to are completely meaningless to Liu Jian. I'm glad I can play with the following, and I'm happy that I can do whatever I like, and no one can do anything to me.
Just like now, Liu Jian wanted to give Shan Meixian some problems, so he didn't hesitate to talk about the topic of collecting money to buy his life, and he didn't care that his image as a master was completely ruined at the moment. And Tian shamelessly discussed his own price with Meixian.
But Shan Meixian doesn't know this. Based on her previous experience, she instinctively thought that what Liu Jian said was true.
For a moment, Shan Meixian only felt that this matter was extremely ridiculous. A mysterious master who had never seen before was talking to her about how much it would cost him to ask, and he kindly offered a 20% discount.
Shan Meixian was stunned, and she didn't know how to react for a while. What Liu Jian said annoyed the other person, and Shan Meixian, who was listening, was silent and couldn't hold back anymore, but at this time she rushed out: "Hey." Why are you like this! β
Shan Wanjing and Shan Meixian look very similar, but if you want to say that the most dissimilar thing is Shan Wanjing's eyes. Shan Meixian gave birth to a pair of narrow Danfeng eyes, with narrow eyes. Shan Wanjing had a pair of big apricot eyes. Especially when he was angry at this time, his eyes were a little bigger than usual, and he glared at Liu Jian angrily.
"Wanjing, don't mess around." saw his daughter rushing out from behind the scenes. Shan Meixian was shocked in her heart, and hurriedly scolded: "What are you talking about." Don't apologize to Liu Gongzi soon. Liu Gongzi, Wanjing is young and doesn't know how to be polite......"
"Mother, don't say it. I don't want to apologize to this person! Shan Wanjing waved her small hand, and pointed at Liu Jian's face and said, "You are so unreasonable, how can there be a master like you in the world!" β
Shan Meixian knew that Liu Jian was strong in martial arts, and she was afraid that Shan Wanjing's childish words would annoy Liu Jian. Liu Jian was happy in his heart at this time, his favorite leisure and entertainment was to flirt with a naΓ―ve and fantasizing little girl like Shan Wanjing, and immediately smiled and said, "Your name is Shan Wanjing, Princess Dongming?" β
"Hmph, that's me." Shan Wanjing snorted and looked at Liu Jian with her head held high.
"You say I don't look like a master." Looking at Shan Wanjing's cute appearance, Liu Jian became more and more happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "Then tell me, what should a master look like?" β
"The appearance of the master is ......" Shan Wanjing said in a choked tone, but she didn't know how to say it, and this Tianxia Yuan did not stipulate what a master should look like. There are no surprises in the world, there are more people with all kinds of strange temperaments, there are so many masters in the world, and there are countless people with strange temperaments, how can you set the standard appearance of a master.
But the little girl is the advantage of the little girl, that is, she can be unreasonable, and others are not easy to deal with her. So Shan Wanjing couldn't speak, so she said: "Anyway, it shouldn't be like you, open the price and close the price, and the smell of copper all over your body." β
"I see, isn't the smell of copper a master?" Liu Jian nodded as if he had realized, and then asked Shan Wanjing, "Then is your mother a master?" β
"Of course my mother is a master!" Shan Wanjing said as a matter of course, and then remembered that the martial arts of the person in front of her were probably much higher than Shan Meixian, so she said: "Although it is not as good as you, it is also a master in the world." β
"Then is your mother rich?"
"Of course my mother is rich!"
"Isn't that it?" Liu Jian clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Isn't your mother a master who smells of copper?" Little girl, you said that there is no master in the world who is full of copper smell, your mother is so rich and a master, you don't know. β
"Me!" Shan Wanjing's pretty face flushed with anger, and she said angrily: "You are sophistry!" β
"Oh, yes." Liu Jian nodded without hesitation: "Then let me ask you another question, Heavenly Sword Song Que, you should know that he is a master." β
"I naturally know that Heavenly Sword Song is missing, and I also know that he is very rich." Shan Wanjing said angrily: "Song Quegui is the lord of the Song valve, and even if he is rich, he has no copper smell. It's not that rich people smell of copper. β
"I don't understand that." Liu Jian was still not annoyed. smiled and shook his head and said, "Why is everyone rich, Song Que is rich, so he is extremely noble." If I have money, I will be covered in copper smell? β
"Lord Song is naturally different from you." In the mind of the little girl, Song Que's status is obviously not ordinary. Snorted disdainfully: "Even though the Song family is rich. That's the accumulation of generations. It's not like you who got into the eyes of money and took it with all your heart. β
"Then how do you know that Song Valve's money came cleanly, not by stealing? Song Que dared to guarantee that every copper coin of his Song valve was clean and clean, and it was not stained with the blood of innocents? If this is the case, could it be that the Song family has obtained this huge property by personally cultivating the fields from generation to generation? Liu Jian said with a smile: "There are so many rich and noble people in the world, but I really don't know who dares to pat his chest and say that he is clean?" β
"You!"
Shan Wanjing naturally knew that the dignified Song valve lord would naturally not be able to go to the field to plough the fields in person. Don't say that Song is missing, he is a side branch of the Song family. It is probably impossible to go to the field for the rest of your life. If you really want to do this, I am afraid that the Song family's money and wealth are not clean, and the Song family's copper coins are also stained with I don't know how much blood.
Shan Wanjing thought of this, but the roots of her teeth were itching, and her eyes became more and more angry when she looked at Liu Jian.
"Okay Wanjing, have you had enough of the nonsense! Liu Gongzi is a master in the world, how can you judge his thoughts and deeds! At this time, Shan Meixian interjected again and said very eloquently: "Have you forgotten all the etiquette I teach you on weekdays?" Don't apologize to Liu Gongzi yet! β
"No, no, no. I'll just tease this little girl, and I don't have to be angry. Liu Jian is purely boring to tease the little girl to have fun, and it is not interesting for the harmful person to be reprimanded by an adult: "This little girl is very arrogant, and she looks strange and cute." β
"You...... Hum! Shan Wanjing listened to Liu Jian's words. But he became more and more annoyed in his heart, and stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Jian fiercely for a while, but he snorted angrily. Turned around and ran.
Seeing Shan Wanjing running away angrily, Shan Meixian said to Liu Jian again: "Liu Gongzi is really sorry. This child has been spoiled by me since he was a child, and he has never understood etiquette. Liu Gongzi has a lot of adults. Please don't worry about the little girl. β
"It's all right, but it's just a joke." Liu Jian waved his hand, although he lived in the Western Han Dynasty for a long time, as a modern person, he couldn't get used to it anyway.
"Madame doesn't have to be formal, and what Fang just said to Madame is not entirely a joke. There is a price to be paid for asking me to do it, and Madame's loss may be greater than if I were not asked to do so. So Madame...... Do you really want to ask me to help? β
"In today's situation, only Gongzi can help Meixian." Shan Meixian took a deep breath: "What conditions does the son have, just say yes." β
"If you say ......" Liu Jian's eyes narrowed, and his eyes flowed wantonly on Shan Meixian's mature delicate body: "What do I want Mrs. you?" β
Childe laughed.
"Are you kidding again?"
"If the posture of the beautiful fairy Puliu can still enter the eyes of the son." Shan Meixian's eyes flowed, and she actually gave birth to infinite charm, coquettish and soft, sweet like honey that could not be dissolved: "It is okay to ask Meixian to recommend herself as a pillow." β
"Haha, let's talk about it later." Liu Jian laughed and stood up: "It's not early today, let's talk about it here." Haisha Gang, I will help you with the matter of Yuwen Valve, there are only conditions, Meixian's body will be recorded in the account first, and I will ask you to repay it when I think about it later. As for tonight, I'd better get back to my ship early. The wife of the province got angry and really didn't let me go to bed. β
"Liu Gongzi is such a heroic figure, is he still afraid of the roar of the lion in Hedong?"
"Haha." Liu Jian smiled indifferently: "You are not the husband of the Hedong Lion, how do you know what kind of scene the two of them are behind closed doors?" β
Liu Jian laughed a little, then turned around and left the Dongming and returned to the Retribution. After Liu Jian returned to the retribution, I won't mention it for the time being.
On the Dongming, after Liu Jian left, Dongming's wife Shan Meixian sat on the chair and pondered for a while before saying, "Wanjing come out." β
"Mother, he's gone?" Shan Wanjing, the princess of Dongming who had just left in a bad mood, listened to Shan Meixian's voice, and then came out from the side again, and saw that Liu Jian was no longer there, so she asked Shan Meixian, "Mother, what do you say this person is from?" β
"My mother can't understand it." Shan Meixian shook her head and said: "This person's martial arts are extremely high, and he has never had a name in the rivers and lakes, and the martial arts he has performed, my mother can't see the roots, and I don't know which sect they are masters of." Wanjing, you just did that, it's too abrupt. β
"Hee-hee, my mother is not" said that she wanted to see what this person's heart was like, and whether she could have a deep friendship. So I'll help you try him. Shan Wanjing smiled and sat down beside Shan Meixian and said, "This person doesn't seem to be bad, I argued rudely with him like that, and he didn't get angry." β
"What's the matter, you little girl has a spring heart?" Seeing this, Shan Meixian quipped: "Yes, this Liu Gongzi's martial arts are also suave, and he is a good match for my family." Why don't you run to his ship tonight......"
"Mother, you're making fun of me again." Shan Meixian said a few words, and Shan Wanjing didn't follow: "Besides, he has such a beautiful concubine, where can he look down on me?" The way he looks at me today is purely for the sake of playing with me. On the contrary, it's you, hehe, I look at him and you, but it's a little more interesting. β
"Okay, you little girl, you actually joked about being a mother, and you really begged to be beaten."
The mother and daughter quarreled for a while, and Shan Wanjing suddenly said, "Mother, can he really help us?" β
"Mother doesn't know, let's take a step at a time." Shan Meixian seemed to be told by Shan Wanjing, and sighed: "If you can, my mother really doesn't want to go to those people." β
"If only he could kill that man." When Shan Wanjing mentioned that person, her delicate little face was suddenly full of murderous aura: "Even if I am a slave to him, I am willing." β
On the Dongming, when the mother and daughter were talking, Liu Jian had already returned to the retribution, and he touched Miyamoto Li's door with a familiar car, and gently pushed it with his hand, and sure enough, it was not locked.
When I went inside, I saw Miyamoto Rei, Poison Island Tsuneko, and Saya Takajo lying side by side on a big bed, each pretending to be asleep, but the rather rapid breathing clearly betrayed the state of the three daughters.
There are many rooms on this retribution, but the three girls just want to lie together, what it means is needless to say. Liu Jian smiled evilly, didn't say anything, took off the clothes on his body and threw himself directly into the big bed. (To be continued.) )