Chapter 8 Are You a Doctor Too?
Li Xiaodong could see at a glance that this Master Zeng was not a good thing.
Even if Maidan has a disease on her chest, there is no need to touch her breasts, if she is really a master, you can get a general idea just by probing her pulse and observing Maidan's tongue coating.
Taking a step back, even if he wanted to probe her boobs with his hands, there was no reason for Mei Dan to take off all her clothes, he was bullying Mei Dan to panic and want to eat her tofu.
That's right, Li Xiaodong is a little disgusted with Mei Dan, but it doesn't mean that he is willing to let a dog master eat her tofu, like this kind of fragrant thing, of course, he has to be replaced.
Master Zeng glanced at Li Xiaodong a few times, and hated his smiling face a little, "Young man, do I need to tell you when I see a doctor? Besides, can the patient's privacy be casually disclosed?"
Mei Dan clutched the clothes on his chest, and said ashamedly and angrily: "Li Xiaodong, why are you back again? You go out quickly, don't affect Master Zeng to see a doctor for me." ”
Lan Xue'er hurriedly said: "I asked him to come." ”
Li Xiaodong nodded.
"And he's coming, if he leaves, he's not a friend enough!"
Li Xiaodong nodded again.
Medan was speechless and glared at him.
Li Xiaodong smiled, turned his head and said, "Master Zeng, since you don't want to talk about your condition, why don't you let me talk about it, I don't know about Mei Dan's irregular menstruation, do you see it?"
Is it? Irregular menstruation?
Master Zeng touched his mustache, and his heart turned: Could it be that this kid also knows some medical skills?
What does he want to do?
Bad comers?
Want to argue with Lao Tzu?
"Miss Mei has irregular menstruation, of course I can see it, I don't need you to tell me. Master Zeng said with a contemptuous look: "Young man, are you also a doctor?"
Lan Xue'er said: "Of course he is a doctor, don't look at him young, he works in a country pharmacy, and he has to often sit for a doctor." ”
Mei Dan said: "Xiaoxue, don't talk nonsense, what kind of doctor is he, he doesn't have a medical license, he doesn't have a professional degree, it's nothing more than a fight in the pharmacy, you better let him go, don't affect Master Zeng to see me." ”
When Master Zeng heard this, he couldn't help but twist his beard, and laughed in his heart: It turned out to be a pharmacy guy in the countryside, who was inferior to me.
Li Xiaodong asked: "Master Zeng, since you have seen Mei Dan's irregular menstruation, why don't you tell me the details, how did she have irregular menstruation?"
"Huh?"
Master Zeng is uncomfortable, this kid has taken Lao Tzu's army again, and it seems that he is really here to call Lao Tzu.
But he couldn't figure it out, Nima just probed the pulse, and Mei Dan didn't say it himself, how could he know how it was menstrual irregularity?
Master Zeng put on a disdainful face and said, "Young man, if you sit down and refuse to leave, are you questioning my medical skills?"
Mei Dan heard the unhappiness in his tone, and said, "Li Xiaodong, you go out quickly, you don't need to interfere here!"
Lan Xue'er said: "Dandan, you can't drive him away, if he hadn't reminded you, you wouldn't have paid attention to it at all, besides, if Xiaodong stays here, he will only help, not more and more help." ”
"Hmph, I have practiced medicine for 20 years, and I need the help of others?" Master Zeng said indifferently.
Mei Dan was a little anxious: "Xiaoxue, you are obedient, take him out quickly, Master Zeng is highly respected, there are countless cases cured, and everyone who invited him has to line up, I finally invited the master, you can't block him." Turning his head again: "Li Xiaodong, I don't know why Lan Xue'er believes you, but the patient is me, I don't believe you at all, I will never hand over my health to you!" and pointed out the door: "Please go out, don't force me to turn my face!"
Li Xiaodong looked at Mei Dan and felt very unhappy.
A good dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people.
"Well, you die yourself, no wonder me. Li Xiaodong got up and left.
"Xiaodong, don't go, you promised me ......" Lan Xue'er hurriedly chased after him, grabbed him, and didn't allow him to go out.
Master Zeng sneered and said, "It's ridiculous that a little deflated man from the countryside dares to show off in front of me. ”
When Li Xiaodong heard this, he paused.
Okay, you dog master, even if I don't treat Meidan, I'm going to poke your stinky face!
Li Xiaodong turned around and said, "Since you said that I was taunting, then I will show off again, I bet now that you can't see whether Mei Dan has delayed menstruation or early menstruation?"
"......" Master Zeng was stunned, and he really couldn't see it.
However, his acting skills are good, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be a master, "I'm not interested in talking to you, Miss Mei, please let him go." ”
Mei Dan was just about to go crazy, but Lan Xue'er hurriedly covered her mouth and pressed her to death, Mei Dan couldn't move, and could only whine a few times.
Li Xiaodong smiled wickedly again, and said, "Let me tell you, Mei Dan will be advanced every month, you won't be able to see such a simple thing, right?"
"Yes, you can't see it, right?" Lan Xue'er unconditionally supported Li Xiaodong and asked.
Master Zeng said: "Hmph, it's funny, this kind of pediatric symptom, do you need to tell me?"
Li Xiaodong said: "You really can't see it, in fact, I said it wrong, Mei Dan's menstruation is not early, but postponed, Master Dog, you are a goof." ”
Master Zeng was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Did I say it was in advance? I only said that it was pediatrics, and I don't need you to tell me!"
"Oh, pediatrics?" Li Xiaodong said angrily, "Then I have to ask, how many days does Meidan postpone every month? Is it three to five days, or five to seven days, or seven to ten days?"
"This ......" Master Zeng was stunned for a moment.
Such a detailed problem, even a professional gynecologist, can not be easily diagnosed, let alone a half-bucket liar like Master Zeng?
Master Zeng had no choice but to stand together, and said with anger on his face: "Miss Mei, since he refuses to go, I'll go!"
"Slow!" Li Xiaodong stopped him and said, "I'll tell you about her symptoms." ”
Then, Li Xiaodong looked at him with shining eyes, and told all the details of Mei Dan's menstrual irregularity one by one, and Mei Dan next to him couldn't help but widen his phoenix eyes, looking at him incredulously, and once again found that everything he said was completely consistent with his physical signs.
"So what?"
Master Zeng continued to hold on, pretending to be disdainful: "I'm too lazy to reason with you, and I have the same knowledge as you, which has lost my face." Then he put his hands behind his back and strode over him.
"Slow!" Li Xiaodong stopped him again and said, "Do you want to leave?"
"I don't want to treat her illness, I can't leave?"
"Hmph, you don't want to be treated, of course you can go, but you want to take off the cover of your sister's paper, how do you explain?"
Master Zeng's old face flushed on the ground, and he nodded at him again and again: "You, you, you, I am a doctor, she has a disease in her chest, of course I have to check her chest!"
"Oh, how are you going to check it, and touch it with your hands?"