The trampled floor was rotten in some places, and still good in some places, and the one that separated the stone fat man in front of us was two people high, and we could clearly hear his wail, and Father Miao was in a hurry to take the accompanying firewood knife and split it at the board.

After a slash, a hole that could barely be drilled was broken, and a probe looked, good guy, the stone fat man should be about to pee out by now. I saw that he only had a pair of white pants left, and the white thighs seemed to be shaking there as if they were pork fat.

I saw that he looked really funny, so I quipped, "Where's your pants?" ”

The fat man turned his head to see that it was me, and the voice of the speech was full of crying: "Brother Xia, don't bury me at this time, hurry up and save your life, and don't see what time it is." ”

I took a closer look, and the three coffins that had been parked at the back of the main hall also fell down together, two of them were still intact, the largest one was pressed on top of a small one, and the other small one rolled down on its side and fell off the coffin cover, which was now buckled upside down on the fat man's calf.

I thought that this fat man was indeed enough to carry, and a coffin was three or four hundred pounds, so it would be nice to be hit by that thing.

"Crushed by a coffin?"

The fat man couldn't wait to kowtow to me at this time, grinning and talking with a trill: "Ouch, don't ask, if you keep asking, I'm going to die, that thing is already scratching me, I can't stand it!" ”

Daddy Miao slashed along the opening again, and finally completely split the plank, and a few of us followed all of them into and stood beside the fat man, I saw that his face was so anxious that the green tendons were about to burst out, and it didn't feel like he was simply pressed by his legs, remembering what he just said: "What are you scratching you?" ”

He didn't know where the strength came from, but suddenly he exploded, his legs bent slightly, and he shouted, "Claws! Then we saw that the coffin, which weighed several hundred pounds, "boomed" and moved back more than half a meter.

How do I describe this picture? Probably just like eating shrimp usually, the shrimp meat will naturally come out when you peel off the shrimp shell. This coffin is used to hold the corpse of the dead, and after the coffin was kicked open by the small universe that broke out by the fat man, of course there was also a corpse, but the corpse was naked, and his hands were clasped on the fat man's ankles, and one of the fat man's feet was also firmly stepped on the corpse's shoulder.

It can be seen that the fat man moved one foot to kick the coffin just now, and I was deeply impressed by this innate divine power. But then, I immediately realized that if the fat man had so much strength in one foot, how much strength must it be that the corpse under him was holding him so painfully?

I stepped over with an arrow, and bent down to break the hand that had grabbed the fat man, which was black and shriveled, and the veins under the skin were clearly visible, and the nails were more than half an inch, black with curves. I saw that the fat man's legs and wrists had begun to bleed, and when I was about to move, Cha Wenbin shouted: "Xiaoyi, don't touch it!" ”

When the fat man saw me go to help, the expression on his face was a little more relaxed, but when he heard this, he became anxious again, and cried: "Brother Cha, you have a lot of adults, we are all revolutionary comrades, ** teach us that although some comrades will make some small mistakes, they should be treated differently." The four good young people like me are ready to be re-educated by the peasant class, which proves that I can be united, although I have opinions about you before, but you can't die without help! Ouch mom, my leg is going to break, Xiaoyi, hurry up. ”

"No way!" Cha Wenbin shouted, I looked up at him, his expression was very serious, and he jumped down and said to me, "You take off his pants." ”

"Huh? Take off his pants? "I really suspect I misheard, although we only met when we were very young, but I didn't find out that he was a cautious person along the way, when did this happen, does he still want to take off the only ** left of the fat man to make him ugly?

I looked up at Yuan Xiaobai in front of me, her face was already crimson at this moment, although we are still ignorant teenagers without personnel, but who really has no shame.

Father Miao also felt that Cha Wenbin's words were a bit excessive, "It's important to save people, you are still messing around at this time, Xiaoyi, get out of the way, let me come!" ”

Cha Wenbin grabbed Miao's father's hand and said: "If you want to save him, take it off quickly, we can't touch it, the thing that grabbed him is a zongzi." ”

"What's that, zongzi? Cha Wenbin, ouch" The fat man was about to lose his anger at this moment, but as soon as he was excited, the pain in his feet intensified, "Cha Wenbin, you remember it for me, zongzi!" You can tell it, Dad is a northerner who has never seen zongzi, we still know what zongzi looks like, you get out of the way for me, ouch, the fat man is dead. ”

Cha Wenbin stopped Daddy Miao and said to Shi Fatzi: "The zongzi I am talking about is a zombie!" You see that the corpse's arms are stiff and black, its nails are curved and sharp, and there are white hairs on the backs of its hands. This zombie has corpse poison on its body, and the living will be poisoned if it is touched, I am not as calculating as you think. ”

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"Zombies?" We all asked in unison, at that moment, the expressions on everyone's faces were different, but I knew that the most ugly person must be Shi Fatzi, although Cha Wenbin was young, but what he said just now didn't seem to be doubted by everyone. Indeed, if the corpse was not strange, how could the stone fat man be so painful, and he could feel that the thing had been pulling itself down, and that force was too great.

Father Miao was very worried, he had also heard the story of this zombie, but it was all some folklore, and now he encountered it, and he had no idea at that time, so he had to ask Cha Wenbin: "That kid, you are not mistaken, right?" ”

Cha Wenbin confirmed again: "It should be right, it's a leather corpse, we call it zongzi." ”

The fat man was already crying wolf at this time: "Cha, Brother Cha, you can save me, I'm really about to lose it!" ”

Cha Wenbin suddenly squatted down and tore off Shi Fatzi's flower pants, causing Yuan Xiaobai to quickly turn around and cover his face, only to hear Cha Wenbin say to him: "Your current position is very good, hurry up and pee!" ”

The fat man cried, "Pee? Ouch, Cha Ye, don't play with me anymore. ”

"Pee, just against the head of the zongzi, you're still a boy, right?" Cha Wenbin was very serious when he asked this, but I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the fat man's embarrassment.

The fat man raised a hand and shouted: "I promise to ** that before the revolution is not successful, I will definitely be a child, like a fake!" ”

"Then what are you waiting for, this thing boy urine can deal with it!"

The fat man was really crying at this time: "Zha Ye, I really can't pee out......"

Cha Wenbin turned around and glanced at me and said, "Xiaoyi, are you coming, or am I coming?" ”

Thinking about peeing on the fat man's head for a while, I smiled again: "Whatever, I think it's okay." ”

"Don't, don't, the second master, let's come by myself, if you really want to ride on my head and pull the bird, then General Shi's reputation in this life will be ruined, please turn around, look at me, I can't pee!"

Cha Wenbin pulled me back and said, "Hurry up, no matter how late it is, your leg won't be saved." ”

Then I started whistling, "Shh...... Shh......h

After about half a cigarette, I finally heard a "trickling" sound behind me, and soon I heard a "boom" sound from the pile of wooden planks, and when I turned around, the fat man's leg had really been pulled out.

This kid, who didn't even wear pants, was pouting there with his big bare white ass, and his mouth was scolding and crying, and after a while I saw him turn out the temple father's shotgun under the pile of boards.

It was at that moment that there was a strange scream from inside the coffin, and I saw the hands pounce out again. When it was too late, the fat man turned around and threw the shotgun into the coffin, and the hand thought it was something, so he grabbed it and pulled it inside.

Just like this, half of the shotgun went in in an instant, and the fat man gritted his teeth and scolded: "**You grandma!" ”

Then, I felt like my eardrums were about to burst, and a huge smoke rose into the air with the sound of gunshots, and the fat man quickly reloaded, and the loud bang came again.

So repeatedly, no one could stop the already crazy General Shi, his face was engraved with shame and hatred, after the silent gunshot, all the bullets were gone, I only saw that the white-haired hands had long been drooped to the side, and the fat man slowly fell......