Chapter 33: She Is My Future Daughter-in-law
"Hey, wait a minute!"
As soon as Han Song finished speaking, he then made a wait gesture to Han Yu, and then he said: "What is handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, heroic and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the world, lonely master, invulnerable, only you are respectful, jade-faced Langjun"
"The benevolent are invincible, the brave are fearless, the wise and the martial are extraordinary, the chivalry is extraordinary, the righteousness is thin and cloudy, the past and the present, incomparable, modest and studious, admired by all people, both inside and outside, talented, noble, the peak, people love, flowers bloom, cars see car tires and the like, I have heard enough, although it is said that it is the truth on me!"
"If you want to flatter me and praise me, come up with something new!"
"Come, don't pity me, and use any good words!"
As he spoke, Han Song's eyes slowly closed, and he opened his arms to Han Yu.
"My new uncle!"
Han Yu sprayed a mouthful of saliva on Han Song's face, and at this time, he finally couldn't help but explode.
Han Yu thinks he is a very narcissistic person, but this tmd is also a little too narcissistic, damn it, I said so many compliments in one breath, you copied it from Baidu!
Han Yu wiped the saliva on his face with his hand, rubbed it on his pants, then looked at Han Yu, and said a little impatiently: "What are you doing, you, don't you know that I have a habit of cleanliness?" Although you have already worshiped me and are about to die, and want to touch me with everything you have on you, to be with me, you don't need to spit! ”
"Do you know that I have a habit of cleanliness? Okay, you've succeeded, you've succeeded in getting me to notice you, and you've made me notice you! ”
"Goodong~"
Han Yu swallowed another mouthful of saliva and stood there blankly, looking at Han Song's messy hair that looked like a bird's nest, coupled with his tattered clothes, the half-unlit cigarette in his mouth, and the saliva that could still be seen on his pants just now, Han Yu was shocked, completely shocked.
"What did he just say? Did I hear it wrong? He even said that he had a habit of cleanliness? And three times!! ”
"Ahem~"
Han Yu shook his head vigorously, coughed, and kept his head as clear as possible, he looked at Han Song, and asked a little uncertainly, "You just said that you have a habit of cleanliness?" ”
Han Yu's voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing something, and he looked at Han Song expectantly, expecting him to say these two words.
"Yes, I have a cleanliness fetish!"
Han Song nodded.
"Bang~"
Han Yu even took the waves on his shoulders and fainted again.
"Alright, Matsuko, don't tease him!"
At this moment, a crisp and sweet voice came into Han Yu's ears, and standing up, Han Yu looked in the direction of the sound.
I saw two people coming out of the woods from Han Song at this time, a man and a woman, it was a girl who spoke, the girl's dress was simple and simple, with big eyes and high nose, and a smile on her face at this time, a typical modern beauty.
The man is dressed in white clothes, with a handsome face, which is somewhat similar to the girl's appearance, but he has a coffin face, cold and solemn, there is no trace of a smile on his face, and he is holding a black short knife with a sheath in his left hand, the short knife is about one meter long, according to Han Yu's eyesight, it should be some years.
"Haha, pretty, look dumbfounded, that's my future daughter-in-law, how about it, let's match!"
Han Song waved his hand at Han Yu, then ran to the girl's side, tilted his head, put his face together with the girl's face, and asked Han Yu.
"Yes, you big-headed ghost!"
Before Han Yu could make a judgment, the girl pushed Han Song's face away, smiled coquettishly, and walked towards Han Yu.
"Hey, Ling'er, why are you pushing me, I'm this"
Han Song wanted to say something, but he felt a cold air coming towards him, and he stopped only halfway through his words, and turned his eyes to look at the boy with a coffin face next to him, his eyebrows raised, and then purple flames came out of his body, the flames were dazzling, and in an instant, the cold was dispelled.
The coffin-faced boy snorted coldly, moved his left hand, and the short knife in the sheath was half cut off.
At the moment when the short knife was unsheathed, Han Song was frightened, the purple fire on his body disappeared, and he jumped and came to the girl's side, and then shouted to the boy with the coffin face: "Cut, don't you think I'm afraid of you?" Big brother, that's for you! ”
"Did you hear that, brother-in-law, you will give me a stop in the future, otherwise ahhhh
Han Song's words were just halfway through, but he was interrupted by the girl, who twisted Han Song's ear with her hand and said angrily: "You give me a stop!" ”
"Okay, okay, as long as you let go!"
Han Song grinned in pain and begged for mercy.
"Hmph~"
The girl snorted, then let go of her hand, turned her head, and smiled embarrassedly at Han Yu: "Don't you mind, this guy is like this!" ”
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Han Yu waved his hand and said that he was also a man who had seen the "big scene".
"Hello, my name is Sword Spirit, he is my brother, Sword Xing!"
The girl pointed to the coffin face next to her and said.
"Hello, my name is Han Yu!"
Han Yu also nodded politely and said.