Chapter 13 Pretending to be like the wind, always with me
The streamer is easy to throw people, red cherries, green plantains.
In the blink of an eye, the month has passed.
Under the 200% comprehension bonus of the system, Xiao Yu's swordsmanship and martial arts are advancing by leaps and bounds, and the speed of improvement is not an exaggeration to describe it as a thousand miles a day.
Even Yue Buqun, the old fox, sighed:
"Pingzhi's bones are amazing, when he is a martial arts wizard who is one in a thousand, I am expected to ...... the revitalization of Huashan"
At the same time, the live broadcast business of the original earth space-time is also booming.
Although he can't access the Internet, Xiao Yu can still guess that "crossing live broadcast" may have become a national phenomenon-level vocabulary, because for more than a month, he has taught more than a dozen basic-level exercises in live broadcasts, one of the characteristics of these exercises is that the entry is short, the effect is fast, and ordinary people can quickly learn and succeed, and benefit from it-
After practicing the basic internal qi, the waist is no longer sore, the legs are not painful, and the eldest aunt is also smooth.
It is not a dream to practice basic light skills, to be as light as a swallow and to walk like a fly, and Ma Ma no longer has to worry about me being late for work, because I don't have to squeeze the bus anymore, and I can run to work!
Therefore, more and more people began to watch Xiao Yu's live broadcast, and so far, the number of people has exceeded 10 million!
This is a popularity that no live broadcast platform or popular anchor can achieve!
And the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is also quite harmonious, as far as the eye can see, a large number of comments such as "this baby comes to worship", and even the trolls are almost extinct...... The degree of harmony is comparable to that of the domestic seed forum.
Well, that's not the point.
The point is that as the number of rewards increased, Xiao Yu's gold coin balance finally broke through the thirty mark.
So he took two bottles of wine last night and went to the land monkey to get drunk. When I got up this morning, I took over the daily task of the land monkey - to deliver wine to Linghu Chong.
Huashan, think about the cliff.
"Senior brother, I've brought you wine." Xiao Yu raised the wine and food in his hand and formally met with his senior brother Ling Hu Chong.
In front of him was a man in a green robe, tall, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a handsome face, but his expression was slightly depressed, as if he had not slept peacefully for many days.
Seeing Xiao Yu coming, Ling Hu Chong was slightly stunned, and then said:
"Little junior brother, why did you bring wine today?"
Xiao Yu said with a smile: "Senior Brother Monkey was drunk on a whim yesterday, and he woke up this morning with an unbearable headache, so he begged me to come and deliver wine for Senior Brother." β
Ling Hu Chong was silent for a moment, then nodded: "...... Thank you so much, junior brother. β
At the same time, inside the live broadcast room.
"This is Senior Brother Linghu Chong? I don't feel as handsome as Andy. β
"Correct a little, it's Uncle Hua."
"Today, the love affair between Huo Jianhua and Ruby Lin was spread on the Internet, and this baby is here to wish them happiness!"
"Linghu Chong, the senior brother of the Huashan faction, is dissolute and uninhibited by nature, hearty and open-minded, why would this kind of person become the protagonist? It has nothing to do with whether he looks ugly or handsome. But this kind of person has a special temperament, a temperament that makes people love and make friends. β
"Huh? What did Yu Da Design come to Ling Hu Chong to want? β
"Ask Yuda's subordinates to be merciful, you robbed Ling Hu Chong's little junior sister, do you still want to kill the killer and cut the grass and eradicate the roots."
"Is it funny upstairs, everyone knows that Yu Da went up the mountain to deliver wine, at this time, kill Ling Hu Chong, where can you get out?"
"That's right, even if you want to kill, you have to find a dark and windy night to kill again."
"Please don't discuss such a bloody topic, this baby is scared~~"
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Xiao Yu couldn't cry or laugh.
In fact, he had neither kindness nor ill will towards Ling Hu Chong - the two were just meeting for the first time, so where could they talk about any grudges and favors?
And seeing Ling Hu Chong's melancholy and lonely expression that he couldn't hide, he must have secretly gone down the mountain to see himself and his little sister.
Even this kind of thing can be swallowed with a wry smile, without secretly making any stumbling blocks...... can only say that with such a bearing, he really deserves to be the senior brother of the Huashan faction.
In the face of such a character, how could Xiao Yu be embarrassed to do it secretly?
The two looked at each other for a moment, and Xiao Yu arched his hand and said, "Senior brother, Ping Zhi retires." β
"Huh? The anchor is gone? β
"It's too child's play, I thought the anchor was going to play a big drama full of feelings!"
"What about the fool? What about pretending to be good? That's not the style of a streamer. β
"I'm sure that the anchor has worked hard to think about the cliff, and he will never leave so easily."
"Upstairs +1."
"Upstairs +2."
There was an uproar in the live broadcast room.
Xiao Yu didn't explain, just turned around and left silently. After reaching a distant corner that Ling Hu Chong could no longer hear, he stopped, looked at the deep cave, sighed silently, and changed his tone to the vicissitudes of life:
"Yu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for more than 30 years, killing all the enemies, defeating all the heroes, and there is no resistance in the world, in vain! But live in seclusion in the deep valley and take the eagle as a friend. Woohoo, how lonely and embarrassing it is to seek defeat in life and not get it! βββ
"Huh? Isn't this Nima the line of the sword demon seeking defeat alone?! β
"Ma Ma come out to watch the live broadcast, the anchor is going to start pretending mode!"
"I understand, the real purpose of the anchor this time is not to make Hu Chong at all, but to clear the wind!"
Feng Qingyang looked confused: Who did I recruit to provoke whom?"
"666, melon seeds and peanuts are ready, sit and wait for the anchor to pretend to be slapped in the face!"
"The front ones are all out of the way, and the anchor is going to turn on the pretending mode."
ββ¦β¦β
"Well, don't you come out?" Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows, knowing that it would be difficult to lure out the old monster Feng Qingyang with this sentence alone, he immediately drew his sword in his hand, danced with the sword, the sword light was like a dragon, and waved his hand to cut out a sword move that the audience had never seen before.
"Dugu Nine Swords - Breaking Sword Style!"
At the moment when Xiao Yu finished practicing this move, he only felt a white shadow flash in front of him, and an old man with a gray beard and a ruddy face like a baby suddenly appeared, grabbed Xiao Yu's right hand holding the sword, and shouted:
"Little doll, where did you learn the sword-breaking style?!"
The live broadcast room was suddenly boiling.
"The old monster has appeared!"
"This old man is going to be greatly fooled by the anchor."
"This baby bets a dime, this old man will definitely not escape the clutches of the fish."
"This baby adds a pack of spicy strips, sit and watch the anchor pretend!"
"Please prepare tissues and hold your breath, the anchor has turned on the pretending mode......"
"Huh? Everyone's attention is in the wrong direction! Just now, Feng Qingyang said that the swordsmanship used by the anchor is Dugu Nine Swords! β
"That's right, ask the anchor to broadcast the Dugu Nine Swords cultivation method live."
"Upstairs +1."
I have to say that Xiao Yu is indeed a natural actor.
As Feng Qingyang suddenly appeared in front of him, he was first puzzled, then shocked, and finally frowned slightly, and said unyieldingly:
"Dare to ask who the predecessors are? Why did you appear on the cliff in my Huashan Siguo? β
"Hmph, the little doll doesn't know how thick the sky is, and she dares to talk to the old man like this." Feng Qingyang snorted coldly, "Aren't you afraid that the old man will kill you with one palm?" β
I'm afraid of a fart!
If I didn't know that you were clear, would I come here to pretend to be forced!
Therefore, Xiao Yu did not see any fear on his face, he stood with his sword in his hand, took a step back and said:
"I am Huashan Lin Pingzhi, and my predecessors killed me in the palm of my hand, and I can't ignore the appearance of my predecessors in my Huashan."
"You kid has a bit of backbone." Feng Qingyang's eyes swept over Xiao Yu, but unfortunately the actor-level acting skills were not blown, and he couldn't see any flaws. At the moment, he put his hands behind his back and hummed proudly:
"It doesn't hurt to tell you, I am an elder of the Huashan Sword Sect, and the wind is clear. Counting the seniority, he is still the senior brother of your master Yue Buqun's master! β
Well, it's a bit of a mess......
Xiao Yu hesitated slightly, but still saluted: "Meet the ancestor." β
"Alright, put away your little caution, I don't care about making a move on a little doll like you." Feng Qingyang snorted, and a substantial light flashed in his eyes, "Boy, I asked you something, and you answered me honestly!" β
"Master, please ask, the kid knows everything and says everything."
Feng Qingyang nodded:
"What do you mean by that? And the Dugu Nine Sword Breaking Sword Breaking Style you used just now, who taught you it?! β
Xiao Yudao:
"Was that sword move originally called Dugu Nine Swords? It's also quite a scene. I don't dare to deceive my ancestors, this sword move is not taught, but I learned it from a stone wall. β
"Oh? Tell me more. β
Xiao Yu nodded, his eyes narrowed slightly, and then turned on the pretending mode:
ββ¦β¦ When the boy was young, he went to Shandong with his father to dart, and met a group of mountain bandits on the way, and the boy unfortunately fell off the cliff in the fight. At the bottom of the cliff was a mountain stream, so I was lucky not to die. β
The boy was tired and hungry, so he had to walk down the stream, and at last he came to a hidden valley. There was a great eagle in the valley, and that great eagle was so strange that instead of killing me, it sent the boy into a cave. β
"The cave is actually very shallow, less than three feet away, and it has reached the end, and there is nothing in the cave except a stone table and a stone bench."
When I looked up, I saw that there seemed to be writing on the wall of the cave, but it was covered with dust and moss, and I couldn't see it clearly in the dark. The boy lit a dead branch on fire, stretched out his hand to wipe the moss from the cave wall, and sure enough, three lines of words appeared, the handwriting was very thin, but the stone was very deep, and it was obviously drawn with a very sharp blade. The words areβ"
"For more than 30 years, I have killed all the enemies and defeated the heroes, and there is no resistance in the world. But live in seclusion in the deep valley and take the eagle as a friend. Woohoo, I can't get an opponent in my life, and I'm embarrassed to be lonely. β
"The bottom one is...... Sword demon, lonely and defeated. β