Ouch my dripping mom?

the!

What kind of domineering poem is this Nima, which would start with such a thunderous sentence? It turns out that Rong'er Meirong'er Xiang just now is not really funny, but co-authoring you is the most funny!

"Pss

"Interesting!

"Oh, I'm dripping mom, I'll do this kind of poem, listen to it, ouch, I'm dripping dad!"

"Ouch, I can't it, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"I'm curious, his next poem!"

Don't let everyone laugh, spray while laughing.

Ouyang Buke stood aside, sneering and pouting, in this case, he had long expected that with the other party's shameless and unbounded discipline, he could compose a poem?

The corners of Huang Rong's mouth twitched, and she wanted to cover her face.

I don't even know this man!

Chi Wuji suddenly felt that he had a toothache, and felt that the stinky boy on the other side was angry with himself!

And Xu Mu's face remained unchanged.

waited until the voices of many young people Tianjiao were a little smaller, and then they smiled, "What a big pair of pants!"

Everyone was instantly stunned.

Looking at Xu Mu's fingers, the dead branch on the peach tree is not his big pants?

It's just that...

, this Nima can also be used as a poem?

Chi Wuji gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, don't talk about it!

Huang Rong opened her mouth, and she wanted to speak and stopped, but she really wanted to explain it for Xu Mu, but...

What should I say?

A good poem?

Poof, I'm embarrassed myself!

Xu Mu squinted his eyes and smiled, looked at Chi Wuji and said, "Senior, I'm not done yet!"

Chi Wuji sneered, "What else can you do?"

Xu Mu said leisurely, "The beauty of poetry lies in the fact that it can turn decay into magic, seniors, please listen to the second half of my poem!"

"Ouch, my mother!"

"What a big pair of pants!"

"Spring moss is a leaf!"

"Winter snow is flowers!"

Confused!

In an instant, the expressions on everyone's faces froze, and their faces were all capitalized bewilderment!

Even Chi Wuji was stunned and unbelievable, as if there were 10,000 Cao Nima Divine Beasts rumbling through his mind, completely exploding his mind!

The first half of Xu Mu's poem is simply a dozen oil poems by Nima!

However, the second half!

Rao is Chi Wuji, and he has to praise a good word!

As soon as the second half of the song came out, an artistic conception emerged spontaneously.

"Damn, and this kind of operation?"

A young man from Tianjiao opened his mouth and said in disbelief.

It's just a poem, and you can play like this!

Huang Rong clapped her hands excitedly and said, "Good poetry! Good poetry is really good poetry!"

After speaking, he made a very reliable look at Xu Mu.

Xu Mu smiled back, looked at Chi Wuji, blinked and said, "Senior, can you pass my poem?"

Chi Wuji glanced at Xu Mu deeply, and then said in a deep voice, "Although the second half of your poem is very good, the first half of it is really not on the stage, so you still can't pass it!"

Many Tianjiao young people couldn't help but be overjoyed when they heard it.

Ouyang Buke was even more ecstatic.

Whether it is Tianjiao Youth or Ouyang Buke, how can they turn a blind eye to Xu Mu and Huang Rong's eyebrows, if Xu Mu is eliminated, it will be equivalent to eliminating a big rival!

Huang Rong said dissatisfiedly when she heard this, "Uncle Chi, you have gone too far, why can't you pass the test?"

Chi Wuji snorted, "I said no, I can't! This kid has thought about me, just this bit of ink, it's not enough!"

Xu Mu smiled.

looked at Chi Wuji and smiled lightly, "Isn't it enough? Well, since my predecessors don't like my poem that is appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar, then I'll have another one!"

Everyone quieted down and waited for Xu Mu to release the thunder.

However, this time, Xu Mu opened his mouth, not to release thunder, but to release his divine thunder!

"Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Island, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery, Peach Blossom Fairy people plant peach trees, and pick peach blossoms to sell wine money!"

This poem, to be described in four words, is brilliant!

"it!"

"Emma holds the grass!"

"Oh, my mother, this poem..."

"This man is so talented!"

"I never thought of it..."

"What a peach blossom poem, I took it!"

Many Tianjiao young people gasped and looked at Xu Mu in disbelief.

Ouyang Buke was even more stimulated, firstly, he was shocked that Xu Mu could make such a good poem, and secondly, Xu Mu was in the limelight, but what about him, he pretended to be forced to go for a wave, and was killed by Huang Rong in seconds!

What a tragedy!

Huang Rong smiled and said to Chi Wuji, "Uncle Chi, now, you have nothing to say, right?"

Chi Wuji was silent!

Even with the order of the East Evil Island Lord, in the face of Tang Yin's peach blossom poem with outstanding artistic conception, he had to surrender!

You must know that this is not only the East Evil Island, but also the Peach Blossom Island, and on the island, there are countless peach trees and a peach blossom poem, which should be in the mood for the situation.

"Forget it, he's passed!"

Chi Wuji said helplessly.

Huang Rong suddenly smiled, and made a really good look at Xu Mu.

After Chi Wuji finished speaking, he sat down under the peach tree, picked up the bamboo slips, and flipped through them.

The young people of Zhongtianjiao were a little confused.

Several Tianjiao youths who had passed the level glanced at each other, and one of them asked with a smile, "Senior, go on, what about the next question?"

Chi Wuji raised his head indifferently, "There is no next question, those of you who have been eliminated will return the same way now, and those who have passed the level can move forward!"

Ahh

Whether it was those who passed the test or those who didn't, they almost vomited blood in an instant!

Gone?

Damn, that's the first question, so what's the hell about it?

Then you said the first question of chicken feathers before! All your questions are co-authored, and it's just one!

What is this not fucking?

Especially those that are eliminated.

I almost cried out!

Wucao, your uncle, there is only one question, so why didn't you say it earlier, isn't it two wins in three games? Isn't it three wins in five games? It turns out that it is a fucking topic! If Lao Tzu had known earlier, he would definitely have considered it again, and he would have said it casually.

is like the beautiful and fragrant Tianjiao young man, who has burst into tears, and the previous arrogance has completely disappeared, and he is depressed to the point of kidney deficiency.

After passing the complaint, I breathed a sigh of relief and was instantly happy, so that the number of competitors was too small!

Xu Mu shook his head and smiled, and then smiled at Ouyang Buke, "Little Ouyang, we've all passed the test, do you want to go together?"

Sou.

Ouyang Buke left in an instant.

The eliminated Tianjiao young man was a little unwilling, and returned the same way with regret, and the one who passed the test was to say goodbye to Huang Rong with a smile, and then rushed forward with an excited face.

Xu Mu and Huang Rong walked slowly, and in the middle of a sound, Huang Rong suddenly said, "Stinky boy, do you think my father can get through this hurdle?"

Xu Mu's eyes narrowed, and he suddenly stopped and smiled, "Don't be afraid!

Huang Rong was stunned.

Suddenly, her pretty face was filled with a red glow.

For the first time, I found that Xu Mu, who was serious, had become so attractive...

Oh, is the old lady moved?

Huang Rong was shocked, and no longer dared to look at Xu Mu, so she retreated in defeat.

Xu Mu smiled, waited until Huang Rong disappeared and continued to walk forward, after half a ring, a voice rang out, "The last level, compared to combat power, luck, and courage, in the peach blossom array you are in, there are a total of nine peach blossom orders, and within three hours, the one who gets the most is the final winner... The winner takes all!"

(End of chapter)