57 Unfashionable jokes
"So, there's no solution? Will we wander up this staircase until we die of thirst and starvation? ”
After listening to Ji Feng's analysis that seemed to be fine, Kasuhi's face became even more ugly. Although she has the courage to fight the demons head-on, she is at a loss for the dilemma of nothing.
Originally, Ji Feng was the object of expectation at this time, but listening to his meaning, the solution to this strange talk was actually to count the thirteenth step while walking - it was very simple, but because it was very simple, if it was not done, it would be completely hopeless.
"Don't worry, at least you can drink my blood and eat my flesh before you die of thirst and starvation.
It's just that when the time comes, please give me a good time, I'm actually very afraid of pain. ”
"Hu, what nonsense!"
In this terrifying trap that is not particularly scary, but full of despair, Ji Feng made a joke that was very meaningful and operational, causing Spring to immediately change color.
If it weren't for this environment, she would definitely be so angry that she immediately shook off Ji Feng's hand, but now the hands of the two of them were still tightly clasped together, and they never separated for a moment.
"Hey, you're not even impressed at all? I've even contributed my flesh and blood to you, right? ”
"Say no more! Disgusting to death! Flim flam! Is that how you deceived Youxi! ”
Perhaps in order to dispel the fear that was gradually growing in his heart, Haruhi finally took the initiative to mention the matter between Ji Feng and Yuki, which made Ji Feng's expression immediately become embarrassed.
About Youxi, about opening the Hou~ Palace, and about him also liking Haruhi, Ji Feng did plan to talk to Haruhi in this closed space, but it was definitely not in the current environment - although he made an inappropriate joke just now, he also clearly knew that the joke was very inappropriate.
"I'll ...... you well about this."
"No need! As long as you don't hug in the public department, then no matter who you have an intimate relationship with, or even what kind of intimate actions you make, it has nothing to do with me~ at all!
Hum...... Falling in love or something is just a mental illness, and you should quickly find out that you are lost! ”
Before Ji Feng set up a death flag, Kasuga immediately blocked his words. Then Kasuga seemed to subconsciously look at the hand that he and Ji Feng were still holding together, and then immediately twisted his head to the other side angrily.
"Okay, okay...... We'll talk about that when we get out.
Calm down for a moment, and let me quietly calculate the location of the Shengmen. ”
Seeing that Spring suddenly made an awkward scene at this time, all Ji Feng could do was to smile wryly at her. However, Ji Feng is different from Gu Quan, who has nothing but a wry smile for Cheng Tian, he just appeased Haruhi a little, and then immediately held on to the strange glasses that obviously did not have much light but could still reflect the light, and carefully observed it up and down obliquely up and down from front to back, left and right, and from time to time he had to use his empty hand to pinch his fingers to count.
"Centered on the direction where I'm standing......
Take two steps up, one step to the left, three steps diagonally, and one step forward......
That's right, this is it. ”
Ji Feng pretended to pull Haruhi and walked a few steps, and then finally drew a circle in the air in front of him. Then he pulled Kasuga to the front of the circle, and explained in a tone that was smooth and uninhibited, but unusually convincing:
"This kind of strange talk may be similar to 'ghosts hitting the wall', it is some mountain spirits and wild ghosts are haunting, but this kind of ghosts are very weak and cannot directly harm people like fierce spirits and evil ghosts, so they can only try to charm people and wait for them to die;
But no matter which one it is, the key to setting up the game is the 'mystery', as long as you can break the maze, the illusion will be solved, if you can't break the maze, then even if you know that this is just an illusion, you will never be able to get out, unless the blind cat just bumps into the dead mouse. ”
Speaking of this, Ji Feng once again drew the circle just now, and said in an extremely affirmative tone:
"Concentrate all your strength and attention to break through this point, this is the birth door in 'Rest of Life and Injury Du Jing Death Shock', as long as we break this point, we will go out, and there will be no more cases of people straying into the maze here in the future.
The key is to concentrate completely, think about 'breaking' in your head, and devote all your mind to the word 'break' when punching. ”
"Why am I here? Since you can find that 'birth gate', then you can break it yourself, right?
And just now, too, although you also kicked Hanako with me, but before that, you also made a point to believe in yourself or something. ”
Although Haruhi's intelligence is not manifested in her problem-solving ability, in addition to her excellent academic performance, her intuition can also be regarded as extremely sharp, fortunately, Ji Feng has already prepared a statement for this:
"I was fortunate enough to read the three volumes of "Dunjia Heavenly Book" by Zhuge Kongming, and learned a little bit of Taoism, but I myself am just an ordinary person.
But you have enough spiritual power to become a psychic king, so even if you don't know any spells, you can still have great power in your moves.
And the easiest way to drive spiritual power is to 'believe', as long as you believe that you can do it, then you will definitely be able to do it. Although the shrine maidens and monks said that they obtained their spells by believing in the gods, it was only because it was difficult for humans to truly believe in themselves, but it was easy to believe in the imaginary omnipotent gods.
In fact, there are ghosts but no gods in this world, and witches and monks only use their own spiritual powers. Therefore, when choosing witches and monks, it is necessary to look for those who are born with high spiritual power, otherwise, as long as they believe in piety, an ordinary fanatical believer should also be able to use all kinds of spells given by the gods, right? ”
"Well...... Although what you say makes a lot of sense, this should just be my dream, right? Even you must be just someone I created in my dreams, right? How does it feel like the real Ji Feng.
Is there really a demon in this world? I knew you weren't easy...... Also Zhuge Kongming......"
"Don't talk nonsense, I just said that if you have to take this as a dream, then take it as a dream! Hurry up and give me the energy to focus on breaking the phantom array! ”
Although Ji Feng used his rich fantasy novels to make up a set of almost impeccable nonsense in this very short period of time, the "suspicious" Haruhi still muttered in his mouth, which made Ji Feng finally start to be impatient, but his bad attitude dispelled Haruhi's suspicions.
So, in the face of the small circle that was actually just drawn by Ji Feng casually, Haruhi clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were as bright as stars in the sky, and they were getting brighter and brighter, and finally she really radiated a blue-white light, and even her whole person burst out with vigorous blue-white "spiritual power" as if she was a Saiyan transformation, which really startled Ji Feng beside her.