Chapter 6 This is not Journey to the West
Tang Seng looked worried, "How is this good?" ”
Zhu Bajie said: "What is there to worry about? There's a flame here, just get around it. ”
The man with glasses said: "The land is called the Flame Mountain, there is no spring and no autumn, it is hot all year round, the mountain is sixty miles away from here, it is the only way to pass through the West, but there are eight hundred miles of flames, and there is no grass around it." ”
Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "My old grandson's somersault cloud is 108,000 miles, what is a mere 800 miles?" ”
Tang Seng nodded: "As a teacher, I forgot Wukong." ”
The man in glasses froze, his mouth open, not knowing what to say.
, Chen Chu scolded, how the is this different from what is written in Journey to the West? Why do Tang monks like to take advantage of loopholes?
No, no, if you really want to let Sun Monkey somersault over, this task will not be completed.
Chen Chu said: "Elder Tang, the family teacher once said that you need to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties before you can achieve positive results. Flaming Mountain is one of those difficulties. What is the difference between Elder Tang's method and evasion? The Flame Mountain was done by Sun Dasheng five hundred years ago, this is the cause, and today Mr. Tang Chang came from the scriptures, this is the effect. ”
When Tang Seng heard this, he couldn't help but look ashamed, and said, "I taught Master Chen to laugh." But then he sighed and said: "But these eight hundred miles of flames, the poor monk is just a mortal, how can it be solved?" ”
Chen Chu slandered in his heart, how could he not connect the image of Tang Seng Gao Dazheng in Journey to the West with the soft, mother-in-law, and indecisive monk in front of him.
Seeing that Tang Seng gave up the idea of being opportunistic, the man with glasses snatched Chen Chu's words and said, "Elder Tang, don't worry, the family master sent us here to help a few people who have crossed this Flame Mountain." ”
Tang Seng was overjoyed and thanked him repeatedly: "Respect the teacher and be kind." ”
Zhu Bajie looked at the man with glasses in surprise and said, "Just your small body?" Can you take us across the Flaming Mountain? ”
The man with glasses corrected: "It's not about bringing, it's about helping." ”
Monkey eyes and pig eyes all looked at him, and a sense of pride rose in the glasses man's heart, look, Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong have to listen to me attentively.
"If you want to cross the mountain of flames, you have to extinguish the fire on the mountain, and only three treasures in heaven and on earth can extinguish this true fire of samadhi. The South China Sea Guanyin net bottle rain dew, the East China Sea Dragon King deep sea essence water, and the banana fan in the hands of the princess of the Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain. ”
Although Chen Chu is not very right with the glasses man, he has to admire him. These things are not just known by watching Journey to the West, the professor of history is worthy of his name. It's just not clear, he's a history professor, and he has nothing to do to check an illusory mythical history, if it's discovered, should his salary be deducted?
"Isn't that banana fan in the hands of Taishang Laojun? Back then, that old guy used that broken fan to burn the stinky monkey, boy, you lie and don't look at who you are, are you exposed? Zhu Bajie showed a sinister smile with a pig face, how could Chen Chu feel that this pig was full all day long and had nothing to do, so he specially picked on the thorns.
But Chen Chu was still a little worried, he vaguely felt that this world and the Journey to the West that he was familiar with did not seem to be the same.
Sun Wukong sneered: "A pig is a pig, and it will always be so stupid." ”
"Goku!" This time, there was no need for Zhu Bajie to sue, Tang Seng directly reprimanded.
Sha Seng rarely spoke: "Second senior brother, you don't know that Taishang Laojun's fan is to the sun, and what comes out is fire. ”
Chen Chu's heart moved, and he remembered that there was a paragraph in Journey to the West. It is said that when Taishang Laojun surrendered to the green cow essence, he also surrendered along with the diamond bracelet, and the banana fan was used at that time. Huo Kejin, so he can surrender the diamond bracelet, Chen Chu still understands this truth.
Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied: "Since it is the sun, how can you extinguish the fire?" ”
The old man of Sha Seng smiled and said, "I don't know about this, I have to ask Master Zhou for details." ”
The man with glasses continued to show off and said, "What Elder Sha said is right, when the heavens and the earth first opened, and when chaos opened up, the banana fan heaven and earth were born by themselves, and the spiritual treasure was self-contained. The banana fan of the Taishang Laojun fan stove is attributed to the yang, and the other fan made of the Tai** leaf is to the yin, which is in the hands of the princess of the iron fan. ”
"Iron Fan Princess? How does this name sound so familiar? Zhu Bajie rubbed his head, looking puzzled.
The man with glasses laughed and said: "Princess Iron Fan, also known as Rakshasa Girl, her husband is the Great Sage Bull Demon King of Pingtian!" ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, it turned out to be a family, so he said: "It turned out to be the monkey head brother, this is easy to do, let the monkey head go to find the iron fan princess to borrow the banana fan." ”
But he didn't think about it, Sun Wukong, who had been sneering and sarcastic, suddenly became angry, his face was hideous, his fangs were exposed, and a terrifying power spread from his body to points. The movements in his hands were as fast as lightning, so that people couldn't see them with the naked eye, and then they only saw that Zhu Bajie, who was still standing beside Tang Seng a moment ago, had disappeared.
"Ah!!h Zhu Bajie's miserable howl came from the sky overhead.
The change was too fast, no one had time to react, Chen Chu and the fat man glanced at each other, and swallowed their saliva. The man with glasses was motionless, and his eyes didn't dare to roll. Even the Queen of the Iceberg, who has always been indifferent and calm, was so frightened that her delicate body trembled at this time.
Sun Wukong collected the stick, bent his fingers and flicked it, and the stick turned into the size of an embroidery needle and shot out, tilting obliquely on the ground, instantly enlarged and lengthened. As soon as Sun Wukong's feet were dipped, he was lying on a stick. Looking at this posture, is it to sleep and rest?
"Ah!!h The howl was getting closer and closer, and the "bang" slammed into the ground, smoke and dust rose everywhere, and a huge crater loomed.
The fat man twitched vigorously and stammered, "Die... Dead? ”
Chen Chu didn't know, who would have thought that Sun Wukong would do it when he said it, there was no sign at all, and he would do it to his fellow disciples. The most terrifying thing is that the attack is still so ruthless, the stick just now was pulled out, let alone thousands of meters. smashed down so high, how can a normal person live?
But Zhu Bajie is not a human, he is a pig, and the vitality of pigs should be stronger. The fat man is a typical example, he was bitten by the fire spirit snake and still came back to life.
A fat hand stretched out of the pit and crawled out with difficulty.
"Zhen Nima is strong!" Chen Chu and the others were full of thoughts at the moment.
Zhu Bajie finally crawled out of the pit, and his pig face was almost deformed, but it still couldn't change the appearance of his pig.
"Stinky monkey, my old pig fought with you." It was rare that Zhu Bajie didn't go to Tang Seng to complain, and as soon as his hand shook, the nine-toothed nail rake was sucked from the ground in his hand.
Then came the battle between pigs and monkeys, and the sound of the handover of the nine-toothed nail rake and the golden hoop stick weapon was endless. Fortunately, the two of them flew to the side, otherwise they would have exploded at every turn, even if they didn't scare Chen Chu and the others to death, they would have been blown up.
Tang Seng didn't look at the two apprentices beating each other, it seemed that he was used to it, no wonder Zhu Bajie didn't look for Tang Seng, it was estimated that it was useless to find it.
To Chen Chu's surprise, Zhu Bajie's force value was quite high, and he could fight with Sun Wukong. Of course, this is only a temporary situation.
In the end, Zhu Bajie was defeated, and a pig's head was stepped into the sand by Sun Wukong.
No one knows why Sun Wukong suddenly made a move on Zhu Bajie, Chen Chu guessed some, but he couldn't be sure, because this world doesn't seem to have much similarity with Journey to the West. He could not judge this real history with a mythical story and speculate the truth from it.
After the fight, Sun Wukong walked back, and Tang Seng asked: "Wukong, why are you bullying Wu Neng again?" ”
Again, bullying.
Chen Chu captured a few keywords, it seems that Zhu Bajie was beaten by Sun Wukong, which is already the norm. He made up pictures in his head.
A mosquito bites the monkey on the arm, and the monkey is upset and beats the pig.
The weather was too hot, and the monkey was upset and beat the pig.
It rained, and the monkey was upset and beat the pig.
…………
Sun Wukong grinned, with an expression of laziness to answer.
Zhu Bajie dragged the nine-toothed nail rake and was embarrassed, and came back, looking at Sun Wukong's eyes with anger churning.
The man with glasses didn't dare to talk nonsense, and he could probably judge why Sun Wukong beat Zhu Bajie.
Chen Chu looked down on the man with glasses even more, a rat with brains but no guts.
"Elder Tang, for the sake of today's plan, only by borrowing a banana fan from Princess Tiefan can we extinguish these eight hundred miles of flames." Chen Chu said.
He didn't say it directly to Sun Wukong, first, he was afraid that Sun Wukong would suddenly go crazy like just now, so he would give him a stick. The second is that he is worried that Sun Wukong will ignore him at all.
"Ahh Tang Seng suddenly screamed, his hand shook, and an ant the size of a fingernail fell to the ground. Tang Seng pinched the ant and threw it out as if unintentionally, and the landing point was just at the foot of Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie stepped on it when he raised his foot, it was not enough to step on it, and he was still rolling around.
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and recited a Buddha name: "Amitabha." ”
But Chen Chu couldn't see even a little bit of Buddhist compassion on his face, but more of the pleasure after revenge, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, this Nima is Tang Seng?
Aren't all people in Buddhism not killing? It is true that he did not kill the ants, but what is the difference between killing them with his own hands?
"It is a sin that I did not kill Beren, but Beren died because of me." Tang Seng shook his head and sighed, but there was still no mercy on his face.
Chen Chu was completely insane, how could this monk say such a thing? Can his behavior just now have anything to do with Beren's killing? These are two different things.
Tang Seng pretended to be, recited the Buddhist scriptures in a low voice for a while, opened his eyes, looked at Chen Chu with a smile, and said: "Master Chen, the flame mountain must not be destroyed, this is the path of the poor monk to learn the scriptures must go through tribulations." ”
Chen Chu was taken aback by his cold look, and hurriedly smiled back when he heard this: "Yes, yes." ”
Tang Seng smiled at him and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong apprentice, you and the Bull Demon King are sworn brothers, and the princess of the iron fan is your sister-in-law, and you will come forward to borrow the banana fan." ”
Chen Chu and the others all set their eyes on Sun Wukong, whether they can borrow a banana fan depends on Sun Wukong. Whether a few people can complete the task depends on Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong and Tang Seng looked at each other for a few seconds, and then sighed and said, "The apprentice knows." ”
It's as simple as that?
Chen Chu felt that maybe he was too sensitive and thought things too complicated.