400 Puyu Wu Song
Wu Song saw Li Xiang and bowed to the shrine, Li Xiang hurriedly went to help, but Wu Song insisted on kneeling, so the two naturally competed with each other. But in terms of strength, how could Li Xiang's current body be Wu Song's opponent? Immediately instinctively used skill, grabbed Wu Song's thick arm and pulled it into his arms, Wu Song was about to bow down, and then he was pulled by Li Xiang like this, almost lost his balance and fell into Li Xiang's arms. He was so surprised that he hurriedly retracted his strength, and he couldn't worship anymore. But it is impossible for Li Xiang to help him up, even if Wu Song does not use force, his general physique is not something that Li Xiang can help up.
In the end, Li Xiang still couldn't resist Wu Song and kowtowed to him. After getting up, Wu Song asked: "Sister-in-law is good at martial arts, brother admires it!" ”
Li Xiang ignored him, and just said: "Your brothers reunite after a long absence, drink happily and rest when you get drunk." Big brother, you accompany your uncle to drink, and I'll cook a few snacks for you. ”
Wu Song hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, don't be busy, just make a few plates of cooked food." ”
Wu Dalang said: "Second brother, don't stop her, although I am in charge of the kitchen now, my cooking skills are all taught by your sister-in-law, which is much better than me." Today, it is rare to have this opportunity to taste your sister-in-law's authentic craftsmanship. ”
The two brothers wanted to talk, and the people brought by Wu Song naturally wanted to be interested and sat at another table. As soon as the two brothers sat down, Wu Song asked Pan Jinlian about her origin. Wu Dalang told him why Pan Jinlian married him, and by the way, he also told everything since their brothers separated, especially praising that they can live a good life now, all thanks to Pan Jinlian's planning.
But this made Wu Song even more suspicious, thinking that this sister-in-law was too capable, why would such a person marry Wu Dalang? It's not that he looks down on his own brother. But Wu Dalang's conditions are also a little worse, and no normal woman will look at such a man. However, this concern could not be told to Wu Dalang, so he could only hold it in his heart for the time being, and wait for the opportunity to inquire again in the future.
Li Xiang's movements were very fast, and after a while, he made six or seven dishes and heated a pot of wine. Then he also sat down and said: "Uncle will come back after going out for the rest of the year, this wine will be regarded as a catch for uncle, sister-in-law will toast you!" ”
Wu Song hurriedly picked up the wine bowl and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, it should be my sister-in-law." The eldest brother can now live a life without worrying about food and clothing, all thanks to the planning of the sister-in-law, the sister-in-law has worked hard, I will do it first as a respect! ”
Wu Song said, and drank the wine bowl dry in one gulp. Although the bowl used for drinking is not large. can also hold more than three taels of wine, but what they are drinking now is a high degree of wine, even if Wu Song has a good amount of wine, the first time he talks to this kind of wine, his face suddenly turns red, and he almost squirts out. Wu Dalang wanted to stop him just now, but Wu Song's movements were too fast for him to speak. Wu Song had already drunk the wine, and he could only watch Wu Song suffer.
Li Xiang said with a smile: "Uncle massive." I once heard that before my uncle beat the tiger, he drank eighteen bowls and three bowls but failed, but now it seems that the rumors are true. Sister-in-law is shallow, so I will only accompany you to drink this bowl, and then I can't accompany you to drink so much, I did it too! ”
A customer eating at the restaurant of Wu Dalang. Most of them are repeat customers, and they all know how powerful it is to burn knives. Wu Song is a hero who fights tigers, and everyone doesn't think it's strange that he does a bowl in one bite, but the delicate proprietress actually does a bowl in one bite, which immediately provokes everyone to applaud loudly.
These days when Li Xiang opened the store. Although he sent away a lot of troublemakers, he always greeted ordinary customers with a smile and never annoyed when he said a few jokes. Therefore the people were not afraid of him, and they were not ambiguous when it was time to make a noise.
Wu Dalang saw that his brother and daughter-in-law had done it, and he also wanted to accompany them, but when he burned the knife, he suddenly felt that what he was drinking was not wine, but a fire, and he couldn't swallow it if he wanted to, so he could only squirt out the wine with his head. This made everyone laugh, but they didn't dare to say the ridiculous words. More than a dozen people had already been thrown out by Li Xiang because of this, and they didn't want to be thrown out too.
Wu Song didn't care about Wu Dalang's performance, such a strong wine is not something that a person like Wu Dalang can drink. However, his impression of Li Xiang changed greatly, and he gave a thumbs up and said: "Sister-in-law is bold, she is really a woman who doesn't let her eyebrows." If my sister-in-law can drink it, she can drink it with me, otherwise it will be too boring for me to drink alone. ”
Li Xiang drank a bowl of wine, two blushes rose on her pretty face, and her eyes were slightly confused, but she was even very sober, and said, "Then I'll drink some with you, but you can't drink like this, it's too easy to get drunk." ”
Wu Song laughed and said, "Sister-in-law can drink as much as she wants, how can I force it?" Big brother, don't be reluctant, it's still early at this time, and there are still a few hours before closing, if you are drunk now, you can only work your sister-in-law yourself. ”
Wu Dalang waved his hand again and again and said: "Don't drink it, don't drink it, your sister-in-law's wine is too powerful, I'll get drunk once, second brother, you better drink it yourself." There are still a few tables of dishes in my kitchen that have not been finished, so I will go back to work first, and when it closes in the evening, our brothers will talk well, and let your sister-in-law drink two glasses with you. ”
Li Xiang was already regarded by him as a fellow in the rivers and lakes in Wu Song's mind at this time, Wu Dalang was better gone, and the two of them had no scruples when they drank wine. However, the degree of burning the knife is too high, several times more powerful than three bowls of Gang, and Wu Song doesn't want to drink too much when he meets his sister-in-law for the first time, so he doesn't drink a bowl anymore, and talks about some things about the rivers and lakes with Li Xiang while drinking.
In fact, Wu Song didn't mix the rivers and lakes for long, when he was in his hometown of Qinghe County, he was almost like an ordinary ruffian and gangster, fighting and brawling every day, causing trouble. It's just that he has a more chivalrous heart than other ruffians. Until more than a year ago, because he was drunk, he punched a petty official unconscious, thinking that he had killed someone, so he had to flee and eat and drink on Chai Jin's Zhuangzi. And Chai Jin's Zhuangzi took in a lot of people from the rivers and lakes, and Wu Song really entered the rivers and lakes. However, most of those things in the rivers and lakes are told by others, and there are few things that I have experienced.
Listening to Wu Song talk about the rivers and lakes of this era, Li Xiang felt that compared with the rivers and lakes of the martial arts plane, it was much worse. In the rivers and lakes of the martial arts plane, there are chivalrous and bandits, justice and evil. But in the plane of "Water Margin", all the people in the rivers and lakes are bandits, either occupying the mountains as kings, or robbing houses and houses, and there are no chivalrous people at all. The most terrible thing is that these people have no sense of right and wrong, and whoever is good to them is a friend, and everything that is bad to them is an enemy.
For example, the later heroes of Liangshan, there are Sun Erniang, who makes human meat buns, and there are bantam tigers who love to eat people's hearts, this kind of person should be killed no matter what era it is, but after going to Liangshan, everyone is brothers and sisters, and no one accuses them. Wu Song is the same, and he has a particularly good relationship with Sun Erniang, and they are commensurate with each other. This made Li Xiang quite disappointed in this plane, and even Wu Song didn't like it as much as before.
When the two were drinking, occasionally a guest had to settle the bill after eating, so Li Xiang got up and returned to the counter, snapped the abacus beads a few times, and quickly calculated the amount of money and collected the money to send the guests. Someone bargained to wipe a zero or something, Li Xiang wiped it with a wave of his jade hand, and he was very bold and atmospheric.
Seeing Li Xiang behave like this, Wu Song liked him more and more, and felt that the eldest brother was too lucky to find a good daughter-in-law.
By the time it closed, Wu Song was already half drunk. Li Xiang asked Wu Song's sergeants to send Wu Song to his home and pack out a room for him to live in. rewarded those sergeants with two pieces of money and sent them away, and Wu Song would have made his home here.
This room is still the old house where Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian lived, and this room is not theirs, but rented. Li Xiang planned to build the restaurant, so he moved his home to the restaurant. So it's just a place to live, and even the fire hasn't been lit for a long time.
There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, Li Xiang got up early, put up a posture in the courtyard, and practiced "Tai Chi". This is a practice method that he has only recently discovered, this plane cannot practice internal strength, only mana, and the effect of mana replacing internal force is not good, but it is okay to use martial arts to drive the cultivation of mana. When the two are cultivated together, the rate of progress is much faster than that of meditation. And although mana is not as aggressive as internal force, it is not completely useless. For example, in "Tai Chi", you can throw people out and rely on the earth's gravity to hurt the enemy, and at this time, the disadvantage of weak attack power of mana is not a big problem.
Not long after Li Xiang practiced, Wu Dalang also got up. He was accustomed to Li Xiang dancing for a while every morning, and he didn't bother Li Xiang, he went to wash up by himself, and then started working. Wu Song got up late last night because he drank too much. However, his eyesight is not comparable to Wu Dalang, and he knows what he is doing when he looks at Li Xiang's posture. It's just that what's the use of this soft martial art?
Wu Song already regarded Li Xiang as a relative, so he didn't hide anything in his heart, and asked directly: "Sister-in-law, what are you practicing?" So strange! ”
Li Xiang said while practicing boxing: "I am a Taoist master, "Tai Chi"! …… By the way, my uncle is a hero who fights tigers, and his martial arts must be extraordinary, can you show me a hand, what kind of stunt are you practicing? ”
Wu Song scratched his head and said: "I'm just practicing some superficial tricks, I'm afraid that I won't be able to get into my sister-in-law's eyes." ”
Li Xiang said: "Uncle is too modest, killing a tiger with his bare hands, but it is not something ordinary people can do. If my uncle doesn't want to, forget it, I don't force it. ”
Wu Song had no choice but to say: "Since my sister-in-law wants to see it, then I will be ugly." I know that my sister-in-law is an expert, and I ask my sister-in-law for advice! ”
As he spoke, Wu Song pulled out the posture and punched a set. After Li Xiang saw it, he couldn't help but shake his head in disappointment. Wu Song really didn't lie, his fist and foot kung fu can really be regarded as second-rate, but it is only because of his height and strength that he reacts quickly, so his combat effectiveness is not low. In other words, Wu Song's qualifications are excellent, but unfortunately they have not been carved. Although the jade is good, it is far from the value compared to the real jade.
This made Li Xiang feel like a good teacher, if he could carve Wu Song into a beautiful jade, I don't know what kind of light this tiger hero will bloom? (To be continued.) )