Lori abduction

Xiao Han and his entourage, under the leadership of the village chief, came to the back mountain of this village, it was July, the peaches on the tree were big and red, Xiao Han couldn't help but pick one to try it, I have to say that the ancient things are different. No hormones, no pesticides, no chemical fertilizers, pure natural organic food, one bite down, juice overflowing, that feeling, just one word, cool!

The village chief who led the way looked at the peach that had been gnawed in Xiao Han's hand distressedly, and just wanted to say something, but he thought that this one peach could save thousands of peaches in the back mountain, so the words that the village chief had just come to his mouth were stuck in his throat, and finally he couldn't say it!

"Young man, please look, it's that monster who has harmed our peaches!" The village chief pointed to a peach tree in the peach orchard and said.

Xiao Han looked in the direction pointed by the village chief, and a little girl half a meter tall and wearing a long green dress was sitting on the largest peach tree holding a peach bigger than her head and nibbling on it, and the peach juice was stained all over her little face, looking funny.

And the little girl gnawed half of the peach in one go, only to find that someone was coming.

So she angrily threw away the peach that was still half left in her hand! Then she said indistinctly with her small mouth stuffed with peach flesh: "%#~%~*#%......" and then waved her pink little fist-

_-||, what the hell is this Nima talking about.

Xiao Han glanced at the subtitles given by the main god and found that the main god actually helped him translate it! The Lord God has worked hard, and you can still translate it because she said this!

"Big bad guy, come to snatch the peaches again, you don't let me eat peaches, I'm going to eat them! I'm mad at you! ”

It turns out that her name is Huahua, tsk, a typical rebellious girl, forget it, hurry up and solve her, and you have to hurry.

So Xiao Han quickly ran towards Huahua, and the fighting spirit was condensed in his feet, and every step would form a thin layer of solid ice on the ground, and then rely on the ice to reduce friction, so that Xiao Han could run 3 meters away with every step!

And Huahua saw Xiao Han running over, and suddenly the majestic appearance of clamoring to leave a bag the size of a peach on the heads of Xiao Han and the others was gone! Jumped straight down from the tree and burrowed into the ground, leaving only a small head exposed. As long as Xiao Han moved, he would go into the ground and escape.

Xiao Han saw Huahua like this, and immediately stopped, not to mention anything else, Xiao Han really didn't expect that this little flower essence could actually drill into the ground! It seems that he has learned to escape. This is difficult to do, Xiao Han can't drill into the ground!

"Humph! You know how awesome I'm a flower-sama! When I grow up, I'll have to eat all the peaches here! None will be left to you! Huahua said with a cocked nose, not caring at all that she was still hiding in the ground and didn't dare to come out-

_-|||, can you stand up and say this first?

"Little sister, come out obediently, brother has something good for you to eat." Seeing that he couldn't be captured, Xiao Han planned to lure him.

"Uncle Dashu said that you can't just eat what strangers give, otherwise you will get pregnant." Xiaohuajing said with a very good look.

“…… Depend on! How do today's parents educate their children? ”

Xiao Han said helplessly: "It's really a good thing!" If you don't eat it, it's a waste! ”

After speaking, Xiao Han took out a peach-flavored populated candy from the reincarnation bracer.

"What should I say, even the poppy candy is with you, did you already know that you were going to kidnap Lori?"

"Damn! Lord God, can you squeak before you speak! ”

"Squeak~~, over, please answer the question of the main god, otherwise 1000 survival points will be deducted to compensate for the energy consumed by the squeak of the main god."

“…… Trophy "Damn, how did this main god become so gossipy!" Could it be that those days of the month are coming?

"In view of the Chosen One's malicious speculation about the Lord God, if the Chosen One cannot give a satisfactory answer to the Lord God within 1 minute, the Lord God will deduct 10,000 survival points from the Chosen One!" After speaking, a clock appeared in Xiao Han's eyes, and a pointer on it kept turning!

╭(°a°')╮, situation?! Deduct 10,000 survival points?! Lord, God, you're kidding!

"Again, the main god will not be joking, warm reminder, 20 seconds have passed!"

Nima !! So Xiao Han used the fastest speed in his life to perfectly explain the origin of the pop candy to the main god, and Xiao Han's feelings after getting it. To put it simply, Xiao Han opened a space compression package in the reincarnation bracer of the captain of the wolf team with great anticipation, and then obtained a bunch of various lollipops with a tangled face! In the end, Xiao Han made a handsome ending: It's not me who is wrong, it's the world!

"Well, that's a good point, for the sake of reward, I'll only charge you 1000 survival points!" -

_-#, didn't you say that you don't deduct survival points?

"Hey! The guy in blue, the one who looked delicious. ”

At this time, Xiao Han came back to his senses, and looked at Huahua with a strange face who had run to his feet at some point, and his saliva was flowing all over the ground.

"Of course! I'm the only one in the world who has such delicious things! "Of course, only Xiao Han has it, ←_← who calls Xiao Han the only one who is the chosen one with pop candy.

"I want it!" Huahua stretched out her little hand and wanted to take away the lollipop in Xiao Han's hand, but due to her height, she just couldn't reach it!

"Don't give it!" Xiao Han decisively refused.

"I want it! I'm going to! Big brother, people want it! The little flower spirit suddenly said coquettishly.

Tsk, big brother? ←_← I think you're over 100 years old......

"Didn't you just say that eating something from strangers would make you pregnant?"

"It was a stranger just now, and now that I've said so much, it's not a stranger! So I can eat what you have in your hand! ”

Xiao Han covered his head and handed the large peach-flavored populated candy to Huahua, this kid, there is no help!

Xiaohuajing swallowed the populated candy into her mouth, and said vaguely: "It's really ~ delicious, what if ~ in the future~ I don't have to eat it~!"

"Do you want to eat it every day in the future?" Xiao Han took out a wave candy from the reincarnation bracer that was exactly the same as the one in Xiaohuajing's hand, and said with a signature smile on his face.

The little flower spirit had a pop candy in her mouth and nodded excitedly.

"Then sign a contract with me!"

So just like that, Xiaohua Jing didn't hesitate to sell herself because she could buy a lot of lollipops at a survival point in the main god space! ……

And Han Han and Vierlet, who were on the side, covered their heads in pain after watching Xiao Han's abduction of Lori, we really don't know the guy who abducted Lori! This Nima is so humiliating!

The only one who thanked Xiao Han was the village chief: "Thank God! Little Evil Star is finally leaving! ”

It seems that the village chief and brother have been bullied by the little flower spirit......