Section 10 The First Minister of the Hundred Years "Dudaoliu"
However, obviously, they didn't need to think about this question, and the emperor who was seated said: "You are guests from afar, so you don't need to be formal." ”
The Emperor's voice was piercing and high-pitched, and he felt like a rusty dagger that had not been used in years was smashing his ears and heart.
"The reason why I asked my son to take you from Earth is not out of compassion. It's because the inhabitants of the robot planet have never seen humans. Loneliness is just to fulfill the small wishes of the people. As for why the Chinese were chosen, it was just because China was the only surviving ancient country on the earth, and Gu was a little curious and good. The emperor waved his hand casually, somewhat dismissive of the subject.
The first robot on the left and right side is afraid of insulting the word "crooked melon and cracked dates" to describe it: the pointed triangular head, sparsely sparse and sparsely long, and combed with oily gloss; One eye is big, the other eye is small, and the eyeballs are cloudy, only yellow and black eyes can be seen; The cocoon-like body has four objects of the same length and thickness, called "arms" and "legs".
This minister is a 9,000-year-old "lone streamer" who leans towards the government and the opposition, and is above 10,000 people under one person. Although Dudaoliu looks so "distinctive", his charm and demeanor are definitely the first person in ancient and modern times. I saw that his left hand was lightly behind him, his right hand drew an elliptical in front of him, and his right leg drew a semicircle before taking a step to the right, and his left foot was slightly raised to bring his right foot closer. But it is worth noting that the toe of his left foot landed first, and then the foot followed before falling gently, not to mention that there was no sound, not even a little dust raised. During the whole process, his back was straight, his upper body was not moving, and even his head was maintained at 15 degrees slightly downward, maintaining the most perfect angle and not moving.
After standing still, Dudaoliu lowered his upper body at 30 degrees, and gracefully folded his sleeve robe that was longer than his fingertips, with his left hand on the bottom and his right hand on the top, and saluted respectfully: "May my emperor live forever." Then he continued, "Emperor, you have the kindest quality in the whole universe, but you are secretly covered up by your humility. Only after getting along with you for a long time will you understand your noble qualities. Emperor, although, in your opinion, this is just an insignificant trifle. However, in the eyes of Wei Chen, Chen saw the dazzling golden light on your body, saw your own insignificance and humility, and saw the ugliness in your soul. Today, the minister is willing to donate 3,000 items of unpaid labor to support those who are disabled and suffering. I hope that the small power of the ministers can help one or two people, and the ministers will be satisfied. ”
The emperor above mentioned in this passage was very happy, very happy, and nodded again and again.
The surrounding ministers hurriedly gathered their bodies at the same time, and bent over the armrests at 45 degrees: "My emperor is sage, nine thousand years old and holy." But I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in my heart: how can my own reaction always be half a beat slower than that sycophant of Dudaoliu.
I don't know why, but the ministers of the robot planet will be dressed in uniform light blue robes. In fact, light blue is a very elegant color, and the robe can also highlight a person's temperament and heritage. However, the problem is that the looks and figures of these ministers are too stumbling. The robots at the tail of the team were barely able to look at each other with one eye open, but their expressions were so inferior, ashamed, and full of flattery. On the other hand, those ministers who look really no longer have words to describe them, but they are conceited and proud. What has this planet experienced to form such a strange aesthetic as it is now?
For the unique stream that will always win his heart, the emperor is 1.2 million points satisfied.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about your views on these earthlings." The emperor's words are very simple, but the problem is that the ministers don't dare to answer simply. For a while, the entire hall was silent.
The first minister on the right hand, his left foot took a small half step in the direction of the left very simple and direct, and his right foot quickly approached, bowing slightly and arching his hand: "Emperor Zun, from the perspective of Wei Chen, these earthlings have no need to deliberately bring them to our planet at all, and they are purely defiled by their lowly status on our noble planet." The minister's words were simple and direct.
He was called Youzhi Kekei, and he had a boxy head, and his inverted triangular body was followed by small short hands that could barely be touched, and a pair of thin legs with a head and a body.
And Youzhi Mustard is the only minister in this hall who can barely oppose Dudaoliu and dare to say no. Of course, this premise is that Dudaoliu does not insist on it and has an indifferent attitude.
Right Zhijiao pursed his lips sarcastically: "As for the statement that Dudaoliu Jiu Chitose said just now about donating 3,000 items of unpaid labor, Wei Chen believes that with the number of servants owned by the Jiu Chitose family, it can be doubled again. ”
The ministers behind were even more afraid to speak: the city gate was on fire, and the fish pond was affected.
Emperor Zun's eyes narrowed, and his eyes, which were already very small, could only see a slit at this moment. However, he did not speak, nor did he have expressions, so the ministers did not know what he was thinking.
Regarding the words of the right mustard, Dudaoliu stood in place and ignored it.
The ministers behind him, in normal times, there would always be a few loyal Huiying and Youzhijiao to speak. But today, everyone felt cold in their hearts, and everyone hung their heads down, not daring to make a sound. And the ministers of Dudaoliu, on weekdays, there will always be a few people who react more wittily and will stand up against it. But today, they also felt that the emperor was a little different, yes, no one spoke.
It is not easy for everyone to be able to slowly rise from the common people to the current status and to be able to stand on the main hall with their heads bowed, they are all looking at people's faces and speculating on people's hearts. Today's emperor is obviously different.
The emperor's character is gloomy and brutal, so on weekdays, everyone will finish the important things they have picked out in a few words, and soon disperse. But today, three hours ago, the court meeting ended. But the emperor has not announced his retirement from the dynasty, but has been waiting patiently, with patience that he has never had. It can be seen that the people and things he is waiting for are very important to him.
When they heard Emperor Zun's question, everyone thought about what kind of words to use to praise these distant guests, and what kind of words to use to connect themselves with these guests. Therefore, no one answered for a while.
How do you know that as soon as you open your mouth, you will completely offend these guests and Dudaoliu 9,000 years old.
This is brainless!
But it can't be blamed that the right mustard didn't climb all the way up by his own ability. He is the nephew of the previous emperor and the younger brother of this emperor. Therefore, he never needs to observe words, intrigue and hard work.
This time, a big mistake was made. It depends on whether these guests are important, or whether the right mustard is important.
After waiting for a long time, I didn't hear a voice, and I didn't dare to respond to it, or oppose it, or say affirmative words from the emperor, but there was no today.
No matter how strong the right mustard nerve is, he finally senses that something is wrong. He stared at his unattainable and unparalleled brother on the throne with some confusion, he did not understand what was happening, but he was sure that his brother, his most powerful brother, his omnipotent brother, his only living relative in this world, would definitely help him solve his doubts, and he would definitely get him out of the embarrassing realm. It will, as it has been every time in the past few decades.
His elder brother, the Supreme Emperor, did not disappoint him, and his deep voice was like the last blow of a blunt knife chopping meat, and it slammed into the hearts of Youzhijiao and all the other ministers related to him. Except for Youzhijiao, all the ministers behind him turned pale and their legs trembled so much that they couldn't stand anymore, and a few of them were old and in poor health, and they had fallen directly to the ground. However, no one opened their mouths to intercede for the fallen men, and they were dragged away by the guards like dead dogs: "My good brother, you are really ignorant and happy. Stand down. ”
However, even though he was flustered, Right Zhijiao obediently bowed his head and retreated.
When Youzhi Ji stepped out of the main entrance of the main hall, he heard the voice of the emperor behind him: "It's a pity that an obedient dog." ”
Emperor Zun, who didn't seem to have happened, turned his head to look at Dudaoliu, his voice was as sharp and piercing as usual: "What does Aiqing think?" ”
The group of people behind Dudaoliu also suddenly sweated and their calves trembled: Is this question asked by the earthlings, or is it the right mustard asked? Is the question how the matter is, or what should be done afterwards? If the question is about earthlings, how should I answer? If the question is about the right mustard, how should you answer to guess the heart of the emperor?
For a while, the ministers behind Dudaoliu desperately turned on their heads, which seemed to have never thought about them since they had ascended to their current position for many years, and began to think seriously and rack their brains.
Dudaoliu is worthy of being the first minister in a hundred years, his face is calm, and even his breath is not disordered. He lowered his head slightly, and his left hand gently drew an arc in front of him: "Emperor, the minister has the courage to ask Your Majesty to allow the minister to invite Sun Xiran and Xiao Wuliu to go to the minister's house as guests." ”
Not only did the people behind Dudaoliu freeze their thoughts, but even Emperor Zun was a little stunned: "What does Aiqing mean by this?" ”
Dudaoliu straightened up, slowly placed his left hand behind him, his thumb rested lightly on the second section of his index finger, and the other three fingers were brought together; The right hand is still placed on the chest and abdomen, the thumb taps the first part of the middle finger, and the other three fingers are slightly raised. His left foot shifted 30 degrees to the left with his heel as the center of the circle on the ground, and his right foot moved slightly off the ground and moved a small step forward to the right, standing still.
"Chen has always been interested in some customs of the Chinese, but he has only seen them on hard disks and floppy disks, and now it is difficult to see real people, so he is bold. Emperor Wangzun allowed. ”
Emperor Zun chuckled a few times, but he didn't smile: "Okay, Aiqing is my brother-in-law after all, and I will not let Aiqing down." That's right. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty." Dudaoliu retracted his hands and feet, and gave his hands and hands.
"Where is the dean of the research institute?"
An old minister with a panicked look hurriedly stood up: "The minister is here." ”
"Go back with your words, study well, and see where our people can improve."
"Whoa."
"Where's the dean of the living house?"
"The minister is here." An old minister with a white beard and a big belly stepped forward.
"Take Sansan back and discuss with him what else can be adjusted in the lives of our people. No matter how hard we try, the human mind will be incomparable. ”
"Whoa."
"Where is the director of the Pioneer Academy?"
Only one young minister stepped forward, and he bowed his hand in salute.
"You discuss with the nerds to see if our planet's expansion plans can be brought forward and what loopholes are there."
The director of the Pioneer Academy still nodded, but there was no sound.
Just when he was talking about his future, he was afraid of his future and angry about the difference in treatment, the sharp and piercing voice he heard when he got out of the car earlier pierced people's eardrums again:
"Retreat."
"May my emperor live forever." The ministers fell to the ground.