Chapter 4: (Blood Yin Mountain and the Forest of Revenants)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

Go to bed early and get up early to be in good health, who knows that your life is not guaranteed.

Knowing that life is as brittle as grass is better than dying a heroic death.

I thought to myself: Damn! It's not like that, if you fall into the gourd, you can smoke to death, this is still your mother, if I say it, do I still have a face, what will people say then, according to what I think of the professional ethics of those aunts and housewives downstairs in my house, I will say,

Hey, do you know whose kid died?

Oops how did you die.

I've heard that it looks like it's fallen into a gourd.

Yes? Fell into the gourd and died!

It doesn't seem to be yes, it seems to have been transferred to the horse gourd and smoked to death by methane.

If you die like this, forget it, but you have to be said to be such a shameful death, I will go to your uncle, no matter how I say it, I can't choose this way of death.

I desperately caught up with the old man in front of me and grabbed him, the old man turned around and said to me with a very anxious look: I'm in a hurry, you drag me Gaha.

I hurriedly asked, "Tell me, how can I go back?"

He frowned, looked at me with a serious face, and said solemnly: I don't know

I was speechless for a moment. You don't know, and you make a serious expression, dry ** hair! Isn't that playing with me? Depend on! If you don't tell me, you won't want to leave.

I pulled him to death and didn't let go: You tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I won't let go.

The old man was about to cry, and pouted and said to me, "I really don't know!" Please, I'm in a hurry.

I subconsciously said: Hurry up and hurry, hurry up and go to reincarnation, hurry up and tell me how to go back.

The old man was sweating and said to me, "How do you know?" Ji Dan said that once this month, I can be reincarnated in the family of a rich man who made a fortune by shooting AV in Japan, and if I can complete the task of handing over things to you in time, I can be reincarnated in that family, and I will eat and drink without worry for a lifetime, I beg you, I will kneel down for you

I said angrily: You kneel down for me to have a fart, I just asked you, how can I go back.

The old man was already in tears and said to me with a crying voice: I really don't know how to let you go back, Ji Dan said to me, as long as someone talks to me, give this person the book and his address, and let this person go to him. Maybe he might, and will help you get back.

I thought to myself in ecstasy that since I had such an adventure, then I was destined to be able to go back, haha. Let's not care about anything else, find the egg called.

I smiled and said thank you to the old man, and turned to look at the address.

The old man said with a look of contempt: Look at your little talent, you are also a poor person when you go back, what is the point It is better to wait for a chance to be reincarnated after you die, and then become a rich man.

I looked at the old man and said to him with a look of contempt: Damn, it's better for me to go back and be a poor person, it's better than you going to Japan to be an actor.

The old man looked at me and turned his head as he walked towards the pavilion, and said, "You are a fool when you look at you when you are poor and not a prostitute."

Oh, I fuck this old gang and still fucking don't want to face, I thought to myself: Anyway, this son of a bitch is reincarnated, and he is not a Chinese, and he is so shameless, he will not be a good person in the future, so it is better to fix him now.

I smiled secretly, rushed over is a big flying foot, the old man didn't expect me to beat him, there was no defense, I kicked out of the fly, fell out of a dog eating, I rushed up with a strong step to split the head and cover the face to the old lamp a violent blow, the old lamp screamed like killing a pig: old man, you also fight, Baga.

I grass! You're always shameless and don't say anything, and you're still admiring foreigners, and you've started speaking Japanese before you've even been reincarnated. The old man Bangzi asked the little master to speak out this for the Chinese people today. Someone doesn't you when you're a dog.

The old man glared and shouted to the woman in the pavilion: "You civil servants in the prefecture don't care if you see the ghost being beaten, I want to complain to you."

When the old man had said this, a wicker came out in front of me, and I saw that it was handed to me by the woman in the pavilion, and then said as if to himself: "The wicker beats the ghost and beats the ghost by three points." Then he glared at the old lamp.

The old man scolded: You are not a human being.

The woman in the pavilion didn't look at the old man's expression and said to herself: I am not a human being

The old man was speechless on the spot.

I remember that I really wanted to whip him with a wicker, more than ten times, his size was like Wu Dalang's height, and the woman in the pavilion said to me: Okay, don't smoke it, if you smoke it again, you will be gone.

Then he threw the old man a small red ticket, and the old man picked up the ticket, with an expression of excitement and joy on his face, and immediately carried the small ticket in his arms, as if he was afraid of being robbed by others, and ran into the car quickly.

I returned the wicker to the woman and said, "Thank you, big sister."

The woman looked at me and then said with a self-muttering expression: "Call me grandma."

Grandma

I'm depressed, I like to be a grandmother to others these days.

I looked at him who was at most six or seven years older than myself, and he was a super beauty type, that is, I sighed, and I also learned from her self-talk and said: A peerless beauty is pitiful, gratifying and sad, and she is actually a schizophrenic patient.

The woman looked at me, and then said with a self-muttering expression: The soul of the dead will only stay here for three hours, and if you can't get the ghost realm login certificate after three hours, you will become a lonely ghost, which is the so-called lonely ghost.

I asked him when I came in, and she said with a self-talking expression: The time when the soul of each dead person enters the underworld is determined according to his own zodiac, for example, the rat is the son time, no matter what time you die in the yang world, the time when you enter the ghost world will be the ghost world child time.

I asked her again: Then according to what you say, I came in when I was ugly, so what time is it, she stretched out her finger and pointed to a bell tower not far away, this bell tower is very large, it can be said that if you put it in reality, it should be about the size of a mountain, on top is a large dial, and the hand on the dial points to the time of 5:27.

Damn, if I'm not mistaken, two hours is an hour, and now it should be the hour, that is, at 7 o'clock, I'll be a lonely ghost, and I still have an hour and thirty-three minutes to go, and just as I was thinking about the problem, the bell rang and struck 5 times

Then a voice that sounded very infiltrating said faintly: It is 5:30 o'clock in the time of Xudu

No way! In an hour and a half, I looked back at the super-beautiful grandmother and asked, "What would happen if I became a lonely ghost?"

She still said with a faint expression: If you become a lonely soul, you will unconsciously wander in the swamp next to Huangquan Road, and wait until the next dead soul and you come here at the same time, the same day, the same minute and the same second as you, and the one who has not received the ghost world landing certificate becomes a lonely soul, and then you can be replaced to reincarnate, and in the next life, you have to be a fly, and after 100 lifetimes of reincarnation, you can enter the hell path of the six realms, and then slowly cultivate and accumulate merits, so that you can be promoted to humanity little by little.

I asked her what were the chances of the arrival of a ghost who had taken her place.

The woman pointed to a man in the swamp by the roadside, who was holding mud and stuffing it into his mouth, and said: This is from the day I came, he has always been here, I heard that he was born, the lunar year, the moon, the cloudy day, the cloudy minute, the second of the cloud, so his birth date is quite low in line with others, so so far, there is no one who can match him.

I subconsciously asked this beautiful grandmother: How long have you been here, and he gave me three shocked words: two thousand years.

I'll fuck you uncle, this is too bloody, look at him at the age of twenty-six or seventeen, he has been here for two thousand years, (later I learned that everyone starts your age from the moment of death, and your appearance will not grow or change in the underworld) Even if I don't have a birthday like him, if I become a lonely soul and a wild ghost, I will have to wait at least a few hundred years, and even if I wait for the opportunity to be reincarnated and reincarnate for a hundred lifetimes, I think no one will be willing.

I hurriedly shouted at him: Then you still don't give me the ghost realm login card.

She said to herself again with that unobstructed expression: People have three souls and seven spirits who come here are all living souls pulling souls and awakened souls, and only when they get the ghost world login certificate can they awaken the soul and the awakened soul, and then the ghost will be conscious, and it is extremely rare for a soul like you to come directly with the soul and the awakened soul, you have the opportunity to return the yang, but if you receive the ghost world login certificate, it is equivalent to real death, whether to receive it or not, you decide for yourself.

I'll go to your uncle, this plot is too cheating, of course I hope to return the yang but, how to return the yang, the answer is: I don't know. And you have to risk becoming a lonely ghost and eating stool.

If there is really such a person who chooses to die, it can only prove that this person's IQ belongs to the type of two fat fools jumping into a furnace and ruining into a big fool.

I hurriedly asked her: Grandma, grandma, grandma, Lafayette, is there any other way to not get the ghost world login certificate, and not to become a lonely ghost.

He looked at the paper in my hand, and the paper still had a cold and flat expression and said: Ji Dan in the southeast can awaken the consciousness of the dead soul, and it can also block the corpse qi of Huangquan, and the dead soul will not become a lonely ghost only when it reaches there.

As soon as my little stubborn temper came up, he didn't care what kind of civil servant he was and yelled at her: You didn't fucking say it earlier, and I was in the ink for a long time before telling me a point.

This beautiful grandmother was not angry, but still used his signature expression that made people feel like eating rice and dumplings, and said in a voice without any language color: You didn't ask me!

I pour

I glanced at the note, which said that Ji Dan's address was located in the southeast of Huangquan, behind the Blood Yin Mountain, in the Forest of Revenants. I spread my legs and ran out. I only heard the beautiful grandmother in the back call me: You want to wait.

I turned back to her and asked her what else was going on.

She said, "It's fine."

I said angrily: It's okay, what do you tell me to do.

She said, "The direction you're running in is northwest."

I pour

I turned around and said thank you. So he ran out to the southeast, leaving behind him a lot of dust.

There is no sun in the underworld and I can't discern the direction, but I can see the bell in the distance, the bell should be the east, and I am facing the bell and see a very high mountain on the right side of the bell, this mountain is a dark red, dark red with a little white dot in it, it should be the blood Yin Mountain written on the paper, after coming to the underworld, I found that I have a special spirit, and I will not feel tired, since there is no feeling of tiredness, I will run at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, this feeling is simply indescribable, Anyway, in the end, all the feelings were summed up, and the conclusion was that the running style was quite stupid.

But there was no way, watching the time on the bell tower pass minute by minute, my heart also became nervous.

But Xueyin Mountain is really not too far, I ran for about twenty minutes, came to the foot of the mountain, and glanced at the big clock in the left-hand direction, it was 5:53 on it.

When I stopped to look at the Blood Yin Mountain, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Those highlights turned out to be

(If you want to know what happened next, listen to the next breakdown)