Chapter 99 (Ideological Enchantment)
Chapter Ninety-Nine (Ideological Enchantment)
Author: Long Zun Tingbo
Lao Zhao drove without a driver's license, and the traffic police were beating wildly.
Spread out the enchantment exhibition effect, and drive away on the highway.
The sunset outside has set, a bright moon hangs in the sky, the stars are still not seen in the sky above the reinforced concrete city, and the street lamps on the streets outside are all lit up.
At that time, Lin Xueting entered the chairman's office, only to see a woman in her 40s, sitting at a desk, a woman of this age, charming with a hint of coquettishness, a shape-shaped professional dress outlined her S-shaped curve, under the maintenance of cosmetics, the skin is also tender and smooth, watches, bracelets, necklaces, rings are also precious luxury brands. Although these things are what every girl wants, in the eyes of Lin Xueting after knowing the truth of the matter, this woman does not have a trace of nobility, but has a more coppery feeling, and then listen to her voice, and then look at her seductive eyes, and scratching her head and posture, where is there a trace of the chairman's bearing, if in ancient times, which kiln to throw the woman in front of her, it is definitely a first-class top brand, this woman is no one else, it is the wife of the nightmare before her death. The woman glanced at Lin Xueting, obviously jealous of Lin Xueting's pure beauty, so she asked a few questions symbolically, and asked Lin Xueting to go home and wait for the notice, and at this moment, the baba boy walked into the office, and his eyes never left Lin Xueting since he entered the office, and then the woman coughed, and the baba boy brother immediately knew that his perverted face was seen by his own cash cow, so he immediately said to the woman with a righteous attitude: This little girl's qualifications are good, can be used as a model for this sales advertisement, although the temperament is still a little immature, lacking the charm of a middle-aged woman, but it should be no problem to be on camera. This poop wanted to keep Lin Xueting, but he was afraid that his cash cow would be jealous, so he deliberately said that Lin Xueting did not have the taste of a middle-aged woman like his nightmare ex-wife, which meant that he liked middle-aged women and had no interest in a little girl like Lin Xueting, in essence, he wanted to keep Lin Xueting in order to start in the future and satisfy his animal desires. The woman didn't say anything when she heard the little white face she raised say this, after all, the little white face is also the manager of her company now, so she wants to give the little white face a prestige. The woman glanced at Lin Xueting and said, let Lin Xueting come to the company tomorrow to report, there is just a preliminary location to shoot, let her test shoot first, if she passes, she will consider using it. Then let Lin Xueting come out. Because of those of us who understand the Tao, our ears are more spiritual than ordinary people, Lin Xueting just walked out of the chairman's office, and heard the woman in the room say to the little white face, is it that she has taken a fancy to other people's little girls, and she has to leave others, and the little white face is even more shameless to say to that woman, little girls and the like don't have your life to live more or something. Then the woman said to the little white face that she was going to shoot a real estate in Hulan tomorrow.
I couldn't express my joy when I heard this, I didn't think that God would help us this time, and I was thinking about my plan to bring the nightmare wife to the small hotel. And Lin Xueting asked me a word, which made me suddenly dry mouth, red face and thick neck. I only heard Lin Xueting ask me: Jia Jieyi, what does that little white face mean by living more? Listening to Lin Xueting's question, I thought to myself, how can I explain this to you, how can I be embarrassed? So I forced the fluctuating mood and said: I will explain to you slowly in the future, let's make a plan for tomorrow first. Lin Xueting sighed, and then all of us began to study tomorrow's plan.
Early the next morning, a few of us accompanied Lin Xueting to the door of the building, and Lao Shang borrowed his father's broken Songhuajiang van, which could not be broken again, and I hid in the car so as not to be recognized by the baba boy and ruined our plan. At this moment, the nightmare's wife and the little white-faced manager came over, and the little white-faced said with a courteous face: Chairman, you are also very tired during this time, and I will do this location shooting, right?
Clear-eyed people can know at a glance that the intention of this little white face is very clear, that is, he wants to break away from his nightmare wife, so that he can use his obscene and shameless method of picking up girls on Lin Xueting. I couldn't stop scolding in my heart, can you do your mother B, don't you just want to get rid of your old friend, so that you can attack Lin Xueting? If that woman doesn't go, won't all the plans we have in mind be in vain? So what else are we going to? I saw that the woman nodded and said: It just so happens that I also made an appointment with someone else to go shopping, and I will leave it to you here. The poop listened to the chairman's words, as if he had received an amnesty, and he nodded again and again and said: Yes, yes, the chairman can rest assured, I will definitely handle this matter well. The woman turned around and walked in the direction of the bathroom in the corridor, I saw that things were not good, and immediately made a temporary plan with Lao Shang, after the plan was formulated, Lao Shang took out his mobile phone and made a call to Lin Xueting, and told Lin Xueting about the temporary plan on the phone, and after a while, I saw Lin Xueting follow the lines in the plan, and said to the phone: I tell you, I have done this job, why are you coming to me, where are you. With that, he hung up the phone. I saw that the poop seemed to care about Lin Xueting and asked: What's the matter, I quarreled with my boyfriend. Lin Xueting said with an angry face: My boyfriend who doesn't seek to be motivated really has no interest at all, he is quite a big person who has nothing to achieve, he has half the ability of Mr. Zhong, and I don't have to come out so hard to find a job. I saw the poop with a lewd smile on his face and said: Young man? You have to give him more opportunities, he doesn't necessarily don't work hard, but he is unlucky, you don't envy me, how many people can know my pain? Lin Xueting also pretended to be very puzzled and asked: Mr. Zhong, what else can stump you for someone as good as you? I saw that the poop sighed and said: Actually, I have always been entangled in emotional problems, I want to find a person I really love, and spend my life carefree from now on, but my family does not agree, so I want to find a good person or rich, so I have not had a girlfriend so far. Although Lin Xueting had despised the poop in front of her to the extreme at this time, she still pretended to be very sympathetic and said: Hey! Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhong is also an emotional person? I saw the Baba, surnamed Zhong, say: You said that my future girlfriend would be so good if he could catch up with your one-tenth of understanding. Our car was not far from them, but hid in the shadows, and listening to this shit, I thought to myself, what the fuck, the fox's tail is finally out, right? Wait, the show begins. So I gave Lao Shang a look, and Lao Shang quietly got out of the car, afraid of being discovered by the poop, so Lao Shang turned a corner, and then ran in the direction of Lin Xueting.
Lao Shang ran in front of Lin Xueting, then smiled at the poop, grabbed Lin Xueting's hand and said: "Honey, come over and I have something to say to you." Lin Xueting pretended to be very disdainful and Lao Shang came, at the door of the bathroom in the corridor, at this time, I also quietly got out of the car, put on a mask and walked into the door of the bathroom, observing the movement. I only heard Lao Shang raise his voice and say to Lin Xueting: What is the name of Mr. Zhong, I know that there is an intention for you at a glance, dear, don't come here to work, let's go find another job, I saw Lin Xueting shook off Lao Shang's hand, and then deliberately raised her voice and said: Look at your unpromising appearance, where can you compare to the bearing of Mr. Zhong, look at Mr. Zhong, and then look at you, you can't compare to others, I tell you the truth, I just fancy Mr. Zhong, I just want to break up with you, what's the matter? I think only a man like Mr. Zhong is called a man, I just like him, the two of us broke up, and from now on we will go our separate ways, you don't always come to pester me. Lin Xueting turned around and walked in the direction of the poop, and Lao Shang roared angrily behind him: You are a shameless slut, Lao Tzu is blind, why did you fall in love with you in the first place, I will see how you were deceived by that son. After that, Lao Shang walked in another direction, and when the two of them were far away, I immediately walked out of the bathroom pretending to be nothing, and at this moment, I saw the door of the women's bathroom slowly open a crack, and then a person crept out inside, of course, this person is the ex-wife of the nightmare, I saw this woman, secretly looked around, and confirmed that Lin Xueting and Lao Shang had gone away, so I pretended to be casual and walked towards the Coaster van that filmed the exterior scene, I sneered in my heart and thought, If you don't go, Lao Tzu will force you to go, and you can't run away from selling cakes. I secretly returned to the van again, listening to what the nightmare ex-wife said, only to hear the woman say to the poop: Zhong Baohang, help me go upstairs and take my purse down, and I will also go with you for this location shooting. When I heard this, I realized that the poop was called Zhong Baohang! No wonder the last time I said something about myself in McDonald's, I saw the pomp and stammer: Chairman, didn't you say you wouldn't go? I saw that the woman glanced at Lin Xueting and said: My friend said that she was not feeling well today, and she would go shopping another day. So this time I went with you, and I saw that the baba named Zhong Baohang immediately sighed, and then turned around and walked into the building.
The woman sneered and said to the driver: Now these real estate developers really don't have a face, their own strength is not good, they want to pry my corner, is the old lady so easy to provoke? Obviously, this is a scolding of Lin Xueting, but Lin Xueting still has a very disdainful expression of disdain.
The car started, slowly from the city of Harbin, to the highway, our car is not out of our sight to follow, because I and Lao Shang can not drive, by Lao Zhao to drive. Just when we were deploying the next plan, there was a * police officer not far away to investigate drunk driving, and I also asked Lao Zhao without a word: Do you have a driver's license? Lao Zhao said to me in a cold sweat: I have a idea. "I'm grass your uncle" At this time, I was also sweating, and I scolded Lao Zhao: Why don't you have a fucking license, and you dare to drive a car all over the street? Now he will be detained for at least 15 days, and you will be charged with driving without a license. Lao Zhao was also stunned at this time, and said to me: I'm grass, if it doesn't work, let's break through! Wait until later to find someone to solve it. I secretly scolded in my heart, his uncle, what a fart! We have police cars chasing us all over the street, for fear that others will not know that we are following people? Just then, a traffic policeman stretched out his hand to signal us to stop, and we parked our car on the side of the road. I thought to myself, I can only try it with all the words, and see if I can make this traffic police circle again? By the way, I tried to see how much of a psychedelic ordinary person could play the role of the word formula, and I immediately put my hands in my mouth and said: "Both". All words are instantaneous. The traffic policeman walked up to the car and saluted, and then said: Hello comrade, please show your driver's license? I immediately jumped out of the car and patted the traffic policeman on the shoulder, and the traffic policeman's circumference was immediately covered with an enchantment. (Of course, there is no one like us who opens the path of the underworld for less than this layer of enchantment) I casually took out a cigarette from my pocket, took out one and handed it to the traffic police and said: Come, big brother smoke a cigarette. The traffic policeman glanced at me and said, "I'm sorry, I don't smoke, please show your driver's license." Lao Zhao walked to the traffic police tremblingly at this time, and handed over a card, I not only looked at my head full of cold sweat, but saw that Lao Zhao handed over where is the driver's license, but pasted with a one-inch bareheaded photo ID card. This can't be blamed on Lao Zhao, because at that time, after we graduated from junior high school, we didn't go to high school or college, and when we encountered something to get a certificate, the first thing that came to mind was the ID card. I was also sweating at this time, and stammered: Brother policeman, this is ....... I saw that the traffic policeman saluted again and said: The driver's license is changed to you, please pay attention to the speed of the car on the highway, and fasten your seat belt. After saying that, he turned around and left, Lao Zhao held his ID card with a photo of his grinning teeth and bareheaded photos, and his mouth grew into an O-shape, and I also looked at Lao Zhao with my mouth open in surprise at this time. I saw the old grandson in the car shouting to the two of us: I will get in the car quickly after the blind, and I can't see their car. Lao Zhao and I hurriedly got into the car and left. After driving for a while, we saw the Coaster van that Lin Xueting and the others were riding in to shoot the exterior scenes, and I said to Lao Zhao: Keep an eye on it, don't lose it. Because Lin Xueting told us in advance that they were not allowed to bring mobile phones when they went out to shoot locations this time, they were all taken away by one person before their car set off, saying that they were afraid of leaking business opportunities. That's why we didn't dare to lose the van. If you want to talk about this big company, there are many stinky rules. I was thinking about these unnutritious things, Lao Zhao opened his mouth and asked me: Lao Jia, how did you do it just now, the traffic policeman looked at my ID card and said it was a driver's license. When Lao Zhao asked me like this, I remembered what happened just now, right? I just used my magic enchantment on that traffic policeman, I was full of driver's licenses, can I control the thoughts of the person I cast the enchantment by thinking about it? I told Lao Shang Lao Sun what happened just now, and Lao Shang said thoughtfully: There are three kinds of so-called enchantments, one is illusion, which is commonly known as the ghost retaining wall, which brings people to an illusion and makes people lose themselves, and the other is power, which greatly reduces the power of people in this enchantment, and the other is thought, maybe what you just used belongs to thought, which can induce and distort people's thoughts, resulting in the difference in the scene in front of them, Since the job of the traffic police is to stop a car, the first time you will associate it with a driver's license, and it just so happens that this enchantment of yours is to distort his thoughts into, and regard the ID card you handed over as a driver's license. I looked at Lao Shang and asked with a question mark in his head: Ghost covers his eyes? .................
(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)