Chapter 31 Lao Tzu has never seen any strong winds and waves

"Damn, a little wolf cub who hasn't even completed his development, what are you angry about!"

Han Yu glanced contemptuously at the waves beside him, with a look of "You are like this, be careful that I beat you".

"Langlang~, Langlang~"

The waves jumped up and down, and it said that it didn't pay any attention to Han Yu's threat.

"Woo-, woo-"

Not to be outdone, Han Yu pulled his throat, and even learned the howl of a wolf again, and looked at Langlang with a smile on his face while barking, as if to say: "See, this is the cry of a real wolf, you little wolf cub who has not yet developed, learn more!" ”

"Langlang~, Langlang~"

Lang Lang jumped into Han Yu's arms and roared at his head.

"Woo-, woo-"

"Langlang~, Langlang~"

"Whew-Lang Lang~"

For a while, the noise on the originally quiet road was endless, one wolf howling, and the other coughing

"Damn, what kind of guy who doesn't have long eyes, so noisy, disturbing the sleep of this king!"

Just when Han Yu and Lang ** were inseparable, a somewhat angry voice suddenly came from the woods on both sides of the road, and then the forest moved for a while, and a person came out of it.

Han Yu put Lang Lang on his shoulder, raised his eyes to look at the comer, and Han Yu almost laughed out loud at this look.

The person who came was in his early twenties, with messy hair, a half-cut but unlit cigarette in his mouth, a very shabby long-sleeved upper body, half of his arm, and the trousers on his lower body were not too shabby, but one trouser leg reached the knee, and the other trouser leg was long enough to step on.

His figure is a little fat, and his appearance is not too ugly, but he can't touch the handsome word.

Han Yu was dumbfounded, and he actually stayed there for a while.

"Look at it, this is the most popular hairstyle and clothes of the year!"

The young man seemed to feel Han Yu's strange gaze, and couldn't help but explain.

"Popular?"

Han Yu repeated these two words in a daze, and couldn't help but ask himself vigorously: "Is this a half-dime thank you for being popular?" ”

"Look at your dumb appearance, you must have been shocked by my handsomeness!"

The young man plucked his nostrils with his fingers and said, "Don't look at me as such a handsome person, in fact, I am very easy-going, come here, I will ask you a few words!" ”

As he spoke, he rubbed his nostril-picking fingers on his pants and beckoned to Han Yu.

"I can see this!"

Han Yu laughed dryly, he really didn't know what to say about the person in front of him, so he could only listen to his words and walked towards him.

"Langlang~, Langlang~"

As soon as Han Yu took a step forward, Lang Lang, who was standing on his shoulder, screamed quietly, his voice was weak, obviously lacking confidence, and he peeked at the "powerful" young man while shouting.

"It's okay, I'm here!"

Han Yu touched Langlang's little head, comforted him softly, and at the same time cheered himself up in his heart: "Damn, I haven't seen any big winds and waves!" ”

"Don't grind, come here, although you are not as handsome as me, there will be pressure to stand with me, but you don't need to be so afraid, I am really very easy-going, and I won't laugh at you because you are not as handsome as me!"

After speaking, the young man continued to pluck his nostrils with his fingers.

"Gollum~"

Han Yu swallowed his saliva fiercely, his face was a little ugly, and he asked with difficulty, "Is there a trash can here?" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense, how can there be a garbage can if you don't have a store in front of the village or behind the village!"

The young man said as he rolled his eyes as he plucked his nose.

"And is it going to make you vomit here?"

Han Yu's face was flushed now.

"Of course let's go, otherwise you won't suffocate when you want to be convenient, you wait, what did you just say? Vomiting everywhere? ”

"Just let it, you wait, I'll vomit first!"

Han Yu didn't answer his words, waved his hand, and then bent down to vomit, saying something while spitting out his mouth.

", what kind of wind and waves, wow, wow"