Chapter 65: You're so sassy
Your crotch zipper is open!
Your crotch zipper is open!
Your crotch zipper is open!
This sentence sounded loudly, as if it was a signal, so that everyone who heard it looked at Shang Yunfei's crotch together.
Everyone: "......"
Sure enough, it opened, and the panties inside were still pink.
Ye Cuo looked at him: "You are so sassy." ”
Shang Yunfei hurriedly covered it, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver: "I'm ...... Natal year!"
"How can anyone wear pink in the natal year, aren't they all red?"
Shang Yunfei didn't speak, he pulled up hard, and slurred!
"Ahh
"Hiss~"
Ye Cuo glanced at it, and he panicked for him: "Okay, it's red now." ”
Several Songjiang High School students carried the screaming Shang Yunfei away, and a boy was still helping him zip up.
The students of Yunhai High School burst into laughter, and the whole scene was extremely lively, even Ji Chen's silent temperament couldn't help laughing.
Qin Hao sang happily on the side: "The door of my house is always open, and I am happy to accommodate the ...... of heaven and earth."
His broken gong voice and singing were very joyful, and the whole playground heard it.
Shang Yunfei covered his face, almost collapsing and fainting.
When he is a teenager, it is the time to have a good face, and this incident is estimated to leave a shadow on him for the rest of his life.
What's even more terrifying is that the students of other schools are gradually aware of what is happening here.
"What's going on over there?"
"I heard that it was Shang Yunfei from Songjiang High School, so I went to talk to Yunni, but the zipper of the pants was not pulled, and I was wearing a pink panty inside. ”
"Damn! I heard that Shang Yunfei is only wearing pink panties!"
"Isn't he? So he's running naked in pink panties?"
"What? Shang Yunfei is running naked on the playground and picking up other people's pink underwear?"
"What? This pervert likes pink panties? It can't be a GAY, right?"
"What? Shang Yufei is a GAY? No wonder I just saw a few boys helping him zip up and take off his pants. ”
"What? Shang Yunfei took off his pants in public with a few boys?"
Within twenty minutes, students from nearly ten schools in the entire Yunhai City heard the story of Shang Yunfei wearing pink underwear and running naked with a few boys on the playground.
......
Yunni was relieved by Ye Cuo, and she was extremely happy in her heart, and she found a reason for herself: for the sake of him helping me get angry, forgive him for the time being, hmph! Dare to make me angry in the future, and don't talk to him for a hundred years.
After figuring out this level, she can finally talk to Ye Cuo.
She deliberately made a mistake: "Ye wrong, you are really a big pervert, you are a man, and you are still staring at his crotch!"
Ye Cuo smiled evilly and said, "You are a girl who doesn't even wear pants when you go out, are you embarrassed to talk about me?"
Yun Ni's pretty face turned red, looked down, and said angrily: "I'm wearing a skirt!"
As he spoke, Yunni was about to come up and pinch Ye Wrong.
On the other side, Lin Qingxue walked over and said, "Okay students, don't make trouble, the physical test will start soon, everyone line up and go in class by class."
There is a reward for this physical test, everyone should have heard it, and I hope that all of you who have the opportunity to get the first place will adjust your state and strive for a good data. ”
Yun Ni was not good at hitting Ye wrong in front of Lin Qingxue, and stuck out her tongue at him angrily.
Ye Cuo looked at her cute appearance and couldn't help but reach out and pinch her pink face.
Then both of them were stunned for a moment.
Ye Cuo was stunned for a moment, and quickly retracted his hand, Yun Ni was also stunned for a moment, his face turned red instantly, he reached out to cover his face, and ran away quickly with his head down.
Ye Cuo looked at her slender back, looked down at his fingers, and only felt that Yunni's face was slippery, and it felt good to pinch it, and the tips of his fingers seemed to have become slippery and greasy.
I don't know why, there seems to be a string in his heart that has been plucked, and he can't understand what it feels like.
And Yunni was beating wildly at this time, her whole face felt hot, and the feeling of being pinched by Ye Cuo was still there, making her feel that the eyes of everyone around her were on her, making her want to find a place to hide.
Nie Fan quietly followed, and said to Ye Cuo: "The kid surnamed Shang just now is an extreme quasi-martial artist. Qi, blood and spirit are a little higher than you, if you compare with him, you won't be able to get the first place. ”
Ye Cuo was stunned for a moment: "Extreme quasi-martial artist?
Nie Fan rubbed his forehead, knowing that Ye Cuo was a martial arts idiot, and said meticulously:
"Generally speaking, all martial artists, according to their realms, must be divided into six realms and eighteen small realms.
The great realm is the martial apprentice, the samurai, the spirit warrior, the half-step grandmaster, the great grandmaster, and the god list.
The small realm is the early stage, the middle stage, and the late stage.
But in fact, it really has to be subdivided, and there is a small realm, called the peak stage, which is twice as strong as the later stage of the same realm.
In detail.
Those who have not advanced to the early stage of martial arts are all considered quasi-martial artists, not regular martial artists.
Generally, as long as the qi and blood reach 120 calories and the spirit reaches 100 hertz, you can advance to the early stage of martial arts.
But if a quasi-martial artist is relatively strong, he can also suppress himself from advancing and keep improving his qi and blood and spirit, and he can increase his qi and blood all the way to 150 kcal, and his spirit can be improved to 130 k.
This kind of person is called an extreme quasi-martial artist.
In the case of not being promoted, he is the limit of ordinary people's qi and blood and spiritual value.
In addition to quasi-martial artists, such as martial apprentices and warrior grandmasters, there is also this extreme realm.
Those who can reach it are called extreme martial artists, or peak realm martial artists, and some people call them Great Perfection realm martial artists, anyway, they all mean the same thing.
Those who can achieve this achievement can be regarded as one in a million geniuses, and they can achieve cross-level battles.
For example, Shang Yunfei, although he is only a quasi-martial artist now, he will not fall behind against the martial artist in the early stage of martial arts.
The strongest extreme martial artist can even cross three realms to challenge.
In other words, the extreme quasi-martial artists, the strongest combat effectiveness can be comparable to the martial artists in the late stage of the martial arts realm. ”
Ye Cuo was surprised: "How do you know so much?"
Nie Fan smiled secretly in his heart: I traveled the universe and climbed to the top of all beings, how could I not know these basic common sense?
He ignored Ye Cuo's question, and said, "Your qi and blood and spiritual values are already good, but you should still be about ten points away from the extreme quasi-martial artist, and you can't compete for the first place this time." ”
Ye Cuo's heart is quite wide: "I didn't want to compete for the first place, I didn't even have hope of passing the physical test a week ago, and now my only dream is to be able to meet the standards of qi, blood and spiritual value, and become an auditor in the martial arts class." ”
Nie Fan thought for a while and said, "That's okay, anyway, the things that this group of mortals can take out are all rubbish." In the future, I will cover you, and you will have your share in any treasure, and I don't care about this kind of little garbage. ”
Ye Cuo smiled: "Haha, you are much more confident now than before, and you love to talk, I am really happy to see you become cheerful." ”
Nie Fan saw that he didn't believe it, and said in his heart: You don't know my methods now, and you will often be scared by me in the future.
After thinking about it, he saw the pitch-black dagger pinned to Ye Cuo's waist, and he was startled:, why does he even have this kind of artifact?
......
The progress of the physical test in the martial arts class was very fast, and batches of students went in and out, most of them were red all over, like a cooked prawn.
This is all caused by the lack of capillary strength and direct rupture, but if the body is red like this, the qi and blood values are very low, and it is basically useless to pass the body test.
Hua Haoran, the monk and apprentice, and the three of them who didn't have enough money sat on the rostrum, looking at the physical test reports of the students one by one, and they all shook their heads secretly.
Most of the students who were tested at the beginning could not pass the physical test, which made the money not enough to sweat on their foreheads.
As the dean of the Martial Arts Academy, he is in charge of martial arts education in a city.
If the pass rate of the students' martial arts physical test drops this year, he is also responsible.
Fortunately, the second batch of students came in, and there were a few F-level and two D-level students, and their qi, blood and spiritual values also reached the standard, so they were relieved that the money was not enough.
Among those students, some of them passed the physical test, jumping loudly and cheering, and some of them did not pass, secretly wiping their tears and crying.
Of course, most of the people are always crying.
Many students are not wealthy, and their parents take out half of their life savings in the hope of training a martial artist, but they fail at the first step, which is difficult to accept.
Master Shang and apprentices have long been accustomed to this kind of scene, and whispered to the staff around him: "Go out and have a look, don't let them think about jumping off the building." ”
Offstage, the first batch of physical examinations for Yunhai High School also came out.
Name: Yunni
Age: 15
Root bone: Grade A
Qi and blood: 139 calories
Spirit: 120 Hz
As soon as Yunni's physical measurement data came out, the money on the stage was not completely relieved, and he couldn't help but think secretly: It would be great if there was an A-level one every year.
What's even more "surprising" is that Ji Chen's physical test actually passed.
Name: Ji Chen
Age: 18
Root bone: Grade F
Qi and blood: 100 calories
Spirit: 80 Hz
Yunni looked at Ji Chen in surprise and said happily: "Yes, Ji Chen, I didn't expect you to pass too." ”
Ji Chen smiled innocently: "Luck." ”
Nie Fan raised his eyebrows on the side, and said in his heart: This kid's S-level qualifications, being able to practice the cultivation of a great grandmaster at this age is very strange in itself, and now suppressing cultivation here to deceive everyone is really abnormal, it seems that you should be careful in the future.
When he was thinking, Ji Chen also glanced at him sideways, and the two of them had their own thoughts.
Only Ye Cuo noticed that Shang Yunfei was about to go in for a physical test.
Before he entered, he glanced at Master Shang and the apprentice on the rostrum.
Master Shang smiled slightly, nodded secretly, and then silently closed his eyes, and said secretly in his heart: The Yun family girl is so far from the ultimate quasi-martial artist, this time Fei'er's bet should be stable.