Chapter 4: Untitled
Behind us was a paper man wearing sunglasses! I hurriedly got up from my seat, sat down with the third child, and pointed at the paper man in horror and shouted to Gao Sishou: "Why is there a paper man in your car?" ”
"What paper piercing people?" Gao Si didn't reply at hand, and the paper man actually raised his hand to take off his sunglasses at this time, and looked at us expressionlessly.
I rubbed it, it turned out to be a person!
"Oh, you say him, his name is Daoming." Gao Sishou said at this time.
Now we were embarrassed, and just wanted to say hello to him, but we didn't expect the man to say a word, still put on his sunglasses expressionlessly, leaned on the seat and hugged his arms and ignored us.
Crazy muttered a look, meaning, this person is quite dragged!
I looked at the man closely, he was wearing a white suit. I rub! Then white still wears white clothes. Inside is a peach-colored shirt with bells and whistles.
Sick! You still wear two on such a hot day, and you are not afraid of scabs. With a pair of sunglasses, the big back that will slip when you stand with flies, I'll wipe it! Learn from Little Pony?
"He's amazing." Gao Sishou turned his face and teased. Awesome? Seeing that he is a little older than us, how powerful can he be?
Besides, there are many kinds of awesome, right? Like crazy, he is also very powerful, and he is very good at eating. I'm also very good, I think about it, I want to cry, I can't really think of what I'm so good at.
Along the way, the man named Dominion rarely spoke, and most of the time it seemed as if he was sleeping.
The three of us are hot with Gao Sishou, Crazy and the third started Gao Bo, Gao Bo's calling, and when he was familiar, he began to shout Gao Brother with me, and Gao Sishou didn't mind, and he still talked to us all over the world.
In the early morning of the next day, we went to Jingxi County, Baise City, found a hotel to stay, slept until noon, got up and found a restaurant to eat, and ordered a few local specialties.
While eating, he shouted softly: ", look at the second child, beauty." ”
I followed his gaze and saw that she was really a beauty, and she looked like a mixed-race child.
Madness exclaimed: "If I can marry such a wife, I will be willing to let me live twenty years less." "As soon as I heard it, it seemed that this crazy man fell in love at first sight, and the last time I heard it was several years ago.
That time, we went to the village reservoir for a swim and happened to meet Song Xiaohua, a girl from a neighboring village who was washing clothes in the reservoir. At that time, Mad Da said: "If I marry her as a wife, I am willing to let me live ten years less." ”
Later, Song Xiaohua lived for ten years in order to be crazy, and resolutely married Zhong Butcher in the same village. For this reason, I was crazy and depressed for a long time, and sighed all day long.
In the end, no matter how Feng Bo persuaded him to become a soldier, he resolutely joined the army and dedicated his enthusiasm for Song Xiaohua to the army.
Now, when he saw this mixed-race beauty, he immediately said that he was willing to live twenty years less, which shows that the crazy man is really moved. Crazy asked me, "Hey, second brother, how about I go up and have a conversation?" ”
"You? Forget it. I squinted at him. "I can speak a foreign language too!" ”
This kid dropped out of high school before graduating, and he still speaks foreign languages. I said slowly, "Oh? Is it the 'Ya Butterfly'? Or is it 'one ancient, one ancient'? ”
Crazy Big One rolled his eyes and said, ", my foreign language is English!" I was surprised, "Oh? Have you changed your hobbies? Is it 'Oh yes' or 'Fakmi'? ”
Crazy gritted his teeth and said, "Fake oil!" I said second, can you be serious? I've been watching American TV dramas lately, and I've learned a lot of English, and now I can talk to foreigners. ”
The third child was eating and laughing, and when he heard the crazy big say this, he immediately said: "This is true, I can testify." "I'm a little surprised, is this crazy really long?
The third child continued: "At that time, I met a foreigner who came to travel on the street with the crazy big man, and the crazy big called an excited, saying that it was time to test the learning results, and he couldn't stop it, so he immediately ran to talk to someone, and came forward and said, hello! Then Ha didn't say the next sentence for a long time, and then, the crazy big said, good-bye! I ran back, and I heard the foreigner say, neuropathy. ”
I sprayed a mouthful of rice wine on the third child's face, and bowed my head to eat in a crazy voice. At this time, I caught a glimpse of the corners of Xiao Ma's mouth slanting, and I thought to myself, he will laugh too? I didn't expect the iceberg to melt sometimes.
When I returned to the hotel after eating, Gao Sishou asked me to take out the human skin scroll, and he wanted to copy a copy. I thought, too, I can't let him go to the marked place with a personal leather scroll, right?
Unexpectedly, the senior high school couldn't draw with his hands, he looked at it and shook his head, drawing one after another, and I saw that his head was sweating.
He looked up at me, meaning to ask me to paint, and I shook my head like a rattle, and I was full of fear of drawing.
I remember once when I was a child, my teacher taught us to draw ducks with one stroke, and I drew a duck pear with one stroke. The teacher was also very patient and taught repeatedly, and after one class, I still painted Ya Pear.
The teacher was also temperamental, and she said, "Shao Xi, if you come to the teacher's office after school, I won't be able to believe in you." "Seeing the teacher's patience made me feel very warm at the time, and I was secretly determined not to let the teacher down.
In the end, it was dark, and I didn't know if the teacher's husband or boyfriend came over. He said, "Forget it, let's teach it next time, it's getting dark." ”
The teacher became angry at once: "If I can't teach him, I won't go back!" I'm breaking up with you! ”
The man immediately offered me as a bodhisattva and said, "That, the child paints well, and when the painting is done, my uncle will buy you whatever you want." ”
In the end, the teacher looked at me with a look of despair, waved his hand at me and said, "Shao Xi, go back." ”
I don't know if the teacher and the man broke up in the end, but what I do know is that when I went to art class again, the teacher said, "Children, today we are going to learn how to draw a pear." ”
Gao Sishou looked at Brother Xiao Ma again, but Brother Xiao Ma ignored him at all. I thought to myself, this little pony is quite good. I don't know where the sacredness is, even Gao Sishou can ignore it, and the next time I have a chance, I must ask Gao Sishou to see what kind of immortal he is.
In the end, it is the third child who is ingenious, copying out the eight ~ nine is not far from ten, we have a thumbs up, sighing that God will inevitably open a window for you when he closes a door.
Gao Sishou told us to go together, and I thought to myself about going to find the address where the package was sent and see if my parents were there, so I said no.
The crazy big and the third saw that I didn't go, and they said they wouldn't go, only Brother Xiao Ma seemed to be a little interested and followed.
I wrote down the mailing address on my phone, went downstairs and asked, it was quite close, and the three of us searched all the way.
The address is a two-storey old house with a strong Lingnan architectural style, and I don't know why, but I have an indescribable sense of intimacy with such a house.
Maybe it's because I lived in such an old house when I was a child, maybe that's what people call nostalgia. I walked over and breathed in the smell of the place, feeling relaxed, like coming home.
I knocked on the door, waited for a while and no one answered, and then I knocked again, but no one came to open the door, and there was no sound inside, so it seemed that there was no one inside.
So what to do? I was muttering in my heart. Crazy One pointed to the wall and said, "Or? Let's go in and have a look? I looked around, but there was no one, so I nodded in agreement. That's the only way, you can't just go back, right?
"So, isn't that right?" The third child disagreed with us over the wall. Crazy ignored the third child, climbed up the wall with a rub, and stretched out his hand to me.
"Third child, let's just go in and have a look, and we'll come out in a while, you wait for us here." After speaking, he took the crazy hand, and climbed up with a little strength.
The crazy big jumped down first and shouted, "Is there anyone?" "I jumped down and saw some vegetables growing on both sides of the yard, a few dead leaves scattered on the ground, and some thin weeds.
"You see this yard is full of vegetables, but there are fallen leaves and weeds, it seems that this place is inhabited, but I don't know where people have gone." I pointed to the gate again and said, "Look, the gate is locked." ”
Madness nodded, and we headed for the gate. This kind of old house will look warm if it is inhabited, but if it is not inhabited, it will feel empty and eerie.
The gate was one of those double-door wooden doors, painted with a layer of sky-blue paint, only a little mottled and whitish.
The most interesting thing is the door lock, which is a thin iron chain around the door and locked with a lock, which is rarely locked like this now.
Madness pushed the door down, revealing a crack in it, and he squinted one eye and looked in. "Huh?" Mad straightened up, his face full of doubt.
"What do you see?" I leaned in, and by the faint light, I saw that there was an empty hall, very rudimentary, with only a round wooden table and a few stools.
There is a shrine in the innermost part, and there is a black-and-white photo of a middle-aged man on the shrine, and the person in the photo is staring at me with a weird smile, and his eyes are indescribably weird.
This is actually a hint in my heart, which is normal in normal times, but in this empty and secluded courtyard and empty hall, I suddenly saw such a photo, and my heart was still a little hairy.
I quickly straightened up, not daring to look again. "I think I've seen this guy somewhere." "But, I just can't remember where I've seen it." ”
I just jokingly asked him if he had seen it in a dream. At this time, the phone vibrated a little, and I took it out to see that it was a message from Gao Si's hand, and there were only two words on it - quick return.