"I'll teach you the first lesson, Gu Technique." Zou Yan suddenly appeared in the lounge, and the wolf skin coat on his body was delicate, but Ren Qiuling still recognized it at once, this Zou Yan was just an image. It turned out that Ren Qiuling hated the smell of animal fur very much, and she could smell that smell from afar. Now this Zou Yan has no taste at all, so it is naturally fake.

Zou Yan took out a glass bottle with a rubber seal from his arms and put it on the table, and the two black sesame seeds at the bottom of the bottle turned around without stopping.

"This is a corpse Gu." "As long as there are enough corpses, they can reproduce indefinitely. You can easily have an army of poisonous Gu, they all follow your command, and they will bite whoever you ask them to bite. ”

Ren Qiuling imagined herself standing in the air, surrounded by black clouds and indifference. With a wave of his hand, those black clouds composed of poisonous Gu turned into a torrent and rushed towards François in front. François swung his sword in fright, but how could the sword deal with these poisonous Gu as thin as gnats? In an instant, François was clung to the head full of bags, crying and begging for mercy.

Ren Qiuling couldn't help but yearn for it, and said with a smile on her face: "This is amazing, this is amazing, I want to learn this." ”

Zou Yan said: "You have to take a hair and put it in this bottle - be careful, the corpse Gu will fly, and it contains corpse poison, if they escape and bite you, you will at least lose a large piece of meat." ”

Ren Qiuling raised the vial and carefully observed the two corpse Gus, but they were extremely small insects, shaped like ticks, with small transparent wings on their backs that were almost unrecognizable.

How can this little thing stump our Witch Inspector? I saw her reach out and take a broken hair from her shoulder, rub it lightly with her two fingers, and almost rub the broken hair into a ball. Then he reached out and picked up the vial—the vial was real, not a shadow—and slammed it the table, "Boom! "Pity those two corpse Gus, no matter how big their ability is, they are only a little the size of a sesame seed, and they are trapped by the glass bottle, and they are shocked to the point that their eight thin legs are facing the sky, and they don't know whether they are alive or dead.

Zou Yan shouted angrily: "What are you doing this wicked woman? ”

Ren Qiuling smiled, unscrewed the bottle, and threw the broken hair into the bottle, "Look, isn't this very safe?" She closed the cap.

Zou Yan said depressedly: "The corpse Gu protozoa that has not recognized the master is very precious-" At this time, the two corpse Gu woke up, turning around at the bottom of the bottle looking for a way out, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't bother to blame Ren Qiuling anymore, "Now, what you have to do is to stare at them." It's easy to fall in love with them, they're cute creatures. As soon as they feel your affection and acknowledge that you are the master, they will eat your hair - this is very disgusting for corpse Gu. At this point, the corpse Gu is considered to have recognized the master. ”

Ren Qiuling said with an ugly face: "Ah! My hair is disgusting, I look at them disgusting, okay? Grow into this virtuous and picky one, you ate it for me! ”

Zou Yan raised his hands frantically, looking like he was going to beat someone, but Ren Qiuling was already staring at the little insect in the glass bottle. The two corpse Gu swirled around in the glass bottle, trying to avoid the mass of hair.

Zou Yan said, "You have to like them and let them feel your love for them." Corpse Gu is a very stubborn creature, and the only thing that can soften them is your feelings. Plus now that their lives and deaths are in your hands, if you show even a little kindness, they will give in. ”

Ren Qiuling put down the bottle in her hand and blinked her eyes vigorously, it turned out that she stared at her eyes too hard, and her eyes hurt a little, "Well, I guess they are not obviously handsome, I will work hard and find that they are handsome!" She held up the glass bottle again and looked at it earnestly.

Zou Yan walked to the table and observed Ren Qiuling nervously, only to see that Ren Qiuling's expression slowly softened, the corners of her mouth gradually curled, and a smile appeared on her face. But her eyes were getting more and more empty, and she wasn't observing the corpse Gu at all.

"What are you doing?" Zou Yan roared angrily.

Ren Qiuling was so frightened that she dropped the glass bottle on the table all of a sudden, jumped up and pointed at Zou Yan and shouted, "You stupid, I'm brewing emotions!" Don't bother me! ”

Zou Yan hurriedly shut up.

Ren Qiuling angrily picked up the glass bottle from the ground, and the poor corpse Gu was stunned again, lying motionless next to the broken hair.

Now that Ren Qiuling had plenty of time to brew her emotions, she sat down with a smile and waited patiently for the two corpse Gu to wake up.

Corpse Gu is a powerful little creature, but this time it still took a long time for them to wake up. After about twenty seconds, the two corpse Gu slowly woke up, and at this time, Ren Qiuling was already looking at the corpse Gu with a smile on her face.

"Little thing, hurry up and eat your hair." Ren Qiuling said cruelly to the corpse Gu in the bottle, "Otherwise, look at how I clean you up!" "The two corpse Gu hated the smell of hair extremely much, and avoided the mass of hair far away. Ren Qiuling turned the glass bottle and let her hair run after the corpse Gu.

The corpse Gu couldn't run fast at all in the small glass bottle, and was run over by hair balls from time to time. After running a few laps, the two corpse Gu didn't move, lying at the bottom of the bottle with their heads held on their small two front legs, and endured silently.

Zou Yan couldn't get angry, snatched the glass bottle, and said loudly to the face of the idiot on the back wall: "Training failed!" Substitutions, substitutions! ”

On the back wall, a pair of eyes of the idiot opened suddenly, and blue electric sparks flashed on the eyeballs, "Ren Qiuling......" He hated that iron could not be made of steel.

Ren Qiuling pointed at Zou Yan and complained: "It's obvious that he's not good, this insect is obviously ugly, how can I like them!" If Zou Yan taught me a beautiful Gu, I would definitely have learned it all at once! ”

When the idiot heard this, he felt that it made sense, and he couldn't help but look at Zou Yan with an inquiring gaze.

Zou Yan also seemed to be thinking about whether there was any beautiful Gu. In fact, he knew that a kind of Gu was extremely magnificent, its name was Night Demon Moth, which belonged to the poisonous powder attack, and girls liked it. But at present, he doesn't have that kind of thing at hand, and he refuses to say that he doesn't have it, and roars: "I can't teach it, change people!" "Plunged headlong into the wall and disappeared.

The eyes of the idiot on the wall were full of disappointment, sighed, closed his eyes and stopped moving.

Ren Qiuling was also a little disappointed, knowing that the corpse Gu was very powerful, she just couldn't like this kind of ugly thing.

"Next, I'll teach you some Buddhist things." The calm voice of the idiot suddenly came from behind Ren Qiuling, startling Ren Qiuling. When I looked back, I was standing behind me.

"You sit cross-legged first," the idiot said calmly, "pay attention to a soft cushion behind your butt, it will effectively protect your spine." The height of the cushion should be comfortable for you, and it is recommended to use the Putuan cushion, of course, not now, but it is best to prepare one when you practice formally in the future - just take that sofa cushion. Yes, it's better to sit on the floor. ”

This idiot chattered for an hour just by sitting. Then he taught the knotting method of meditation seals commonly used in Buddhist practice, as well as their functions, and so on. Thankfully, this mudra was not complicated, and he only spoke for forty-five minutes.

"Next is the main point," said the idiot, "I will teach you the Sixteen Views of the Pure Sect, which are the core exercises of Zhishou Guan, and they are very powerful. ”

Ren Qiuling collapsed to the ground, "Master, it turns out that you have been talking for two hours, and now you are the point!" "She was cross-legged and her feet were numb, and all she had been listening to was nonsense.

"What is practice?" Hui idiot reads a lot, and knows how to use heuristic education methods to make Ren Qiuling think about it.

Ren Qiuling was stunned, the practice in her impression was nothing more than meditation and chanting scriptures or practicing qi, but obviously, these are all right and wrong.

The idiot asked and answered himself--I didn't want Ren Qiuling to answer, "Cultivation is to continue to practice according to certain rules. What I just said is a certain rule. He didn't think he was talking nonsense at all, but felt that those were extremely important words, "For example, when meditating, pay attention to keeping your knees warm, if you don't pay attention, you will suffer from rheumatism, I will explain it to you, a blanket can solve this problem." Does it matter? Of course it's important! ”

Ren Qiuling also said to the idiot seriously: "I will fight the French swordsman François tomorrow, if I can't win, I won't even have a chance to get rheumatism." You're going to teach me two spells that I can learn and sell now! I beg you, don't go into such detail! ”

The idiot was stunned at first, he personally taught the Fa, and he was protested, he really didn't expect it; Then suddenly, it seemed that what Ren Qiuling said also made sense; In the end, it turned out that Ren Qiuling had not forgotten tomorrow's competition. "Well, you have that awareness, it's great! Now I'll teach you the sixteen views. ”

The Pure Sect has a special contemplation method, called the Sixteen Contemplations, which can make the Buddha appear in the world if it is cultivated well, and it is extremely powerful. It's obviously an extremely powerful method, but it still makes the idiot extremely tasteless.

In hindsight, Ren Qiuling regretted her attitude at the time. In fact, although the things that the idiot talks about are plain, it is the authentic practice method of Buddhism, and how many emperors can't hear it. After his patient and meticulous explanation, Ren Qiuling, the sixteenth view of the Pure Sect, only learned the view of the sunset: the sunset is like a drum, and it is glorious.

Just a sunset view will make Ren Qiuling very useful in the future.