This person is naturally Lu Xiaofeng, the chopsticks don't stop, and he said, "You guys said okay, I just had a good meal." But I said Xiao Yi, what did you say about being angry and resentful this day? If I don't understand, I don't dare to take on such a title! ”

Yang Yi didn't intend to be polite at all, picked up a pair of chopsticks and began to compete with Lu Xiaofeng for food, while waving his sleeves and bringing up a stream of fresh breeze to roll the smell in the house out of the window, he smiled when he heard this: "Brother Lu, you just admit it, what else can you do about what this group of people in our house say about you?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng was helpless: "That's my honor...... But I'm also quite proud to let you people who are famous all over the world join forces to say me, haha! ”

Yang Yi no longer talked, but concentrated on eating. Because it is specially designed to prevent Lu Xiaofeng, it came faster, and when he came in, the bitter gourd master's dishes had not yet been served, and Lu Xiaofeng naturally had not had time to move a few bites, and now under the joint efforts of the two, a plate of vegetarian ham and a pot of potsticker tofu have bottomed out, and the vegetarian duck is almost half.

However, not all of them were so greedy, although their mouths were pantothenic, they were not very active in their actions, just looking at the two of them, Hua Manlou didn't even bother to take chopsticks, stared at Lu Xiaofeng and asked: "Brother Lu, although you look lazy and sloppy, everyone who is familiar with you knows that you are a person who loves cleanliness." How did it get like this today? "Hua Manlou is the seventh son of the Hua family, and he has never lacked delicious food, and he is not a greedy person, so he is naturally too lazy to show his eyes in front of several seniors in the rivers and lakes.

Lu Xiaofeng really smiled bitterly this time: "Do you know? I haven't showered in five days! ”

Hua Manlou was shocked: "Five days? I remember you felt bad when you didn't take a shower for a day, what are you doing without a shower for five days this time? Not to mention five days, even if you haven't taken a bath for ten days, you won't get this virtue? ”

With a long sigh, Lu Xiaofeng said depressedly: "I'm busy paying off gambling debts!" ”

"Gambling debts?" Hua Manlou was full of confusion and said in surprise, "Who do you owe for your gambling debts?" What gambling debts can force you like this? ”

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth: "Except for that bastard, who else can there be!" ”

Seeing him like this, even Yang Yi, who had been snickering and eating beside him, couldn't help it: "Sikong picks stars!" That old bastard, he actually won you once? It's rare! Come on, let's celebrate with a cup of tea instead of wine! "But he's gloating.

Hua Manlou was still curious: "You Lu Xiaofeng won every time you tried to compete with Sikong Xingxing, why did you lose this time?" ”

Rolling his eyes, he simply put down his chopsticks and began to complain to Hua Manlou: "Last time he competed with me for somersaults, I won him for a mess, this time he found me, and he had to compete with me for somersaults, why didn't you agree?" ”

Yang Yi nodded: "With your Lu Xiaofeng's character, you will naturally agree." But it's you asking for your own hardship, with the character of that old monkey, will you be the one who takes the initiative to suffer the same loss for the second time? ”

"Alas......" Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "But I just agreed, and then I suffered a loss here, that old monkey is indeed not the kind of person you said, he hasn't done anything recently, he specializes in practicing somersaults, and he turned a full six hundred and eighty heels in an hour!" If you want me to say that this old monkey is simply dying! ”

Curiosity never ends, Hua Manlou asked curiously again, "What are you betting with him?" ”

Touching the newly grown beard that has grown for more than a year, Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "We have made an appointment, if he loses, he will kowtow to me when we meet in the future, and you have to call me uncle, if he wins, I will dig six hundred and eighty earthworms for him within ten days, one with a bucket and one ......."

"No wonder ......" everyone suddenly realized that it was this kind of bet...... Immediately, everyone laughed, Lu Xiaofeng's current appearance is no different from an earthworm!

Although he knew it in his heart, Mu Daoren couldn't help but ask, "You really caught enough six hundred and eighty earthworms for him so honestly?" And catch 680 in five days, you're really hardworking! ”

At this point, Lu Xiaofeng smiled, very proud: "No, no, no, it's not five days, in fact, I grabbed it in less than three days!" This time it was thanks to Xiao Yi's blessing, I remember that he inadvertently told me a very interesting thing, which impressed me a lot......"

Yang Yi is also curious, what did I tell him? Why is it not impressed?

"Why Xiaoyi, I don't remember...... Also, it was all said casually at the beginning, and it was told as a joke. Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled, then patted his head and said suddenly.

"I remember when you were on the road, you said that earthworms are a very interesting thing, and generally speaking, if you cut it into two pieces, it will become two earthworms, and three pieces will become three...... I don't bully Sikong to pick up stars, I caught 210 earthworms, and everything is 630, but he owes me ten! Hahahaha! ”

Then the crowd was happy, and they actually knew what they really wanted to say, but who would deliberately remember such a thing with their status?

"And what were you doing for the other two days?" Some people are wondering, why don't you take a shower or something since you can do it so easily?

"You misunderstood, I didn't catch it three days ago, but I started catching it on the third day after stealing two days of laziness! If it weren't for the old monkey urging the star, you might not have been able to see me now! Lu Xiaofeng began to smile proudly again.

"But ......" this time it was Honka who was curious: "What does the king of stealing kings want so many earthworms?"

Lu Xiaofeng's face changed again, and he said hatefully: "He doesn't want earthworms at all, he just wants to see me digging earthworms!" Otherwise, why would I be happy to do this to play with him? ”

"It's a pity, it's a pity...... I didn't see your Lu Xiaofeng's demeanor when digging earthworms, others digging earthworms are not good-looking, but Lu Xiaofeng digging earthworms must be very good-looking! Everyone said no! Yang Yi coaxed.

Everyone laughed, and the wooden man stroked his beard and said: "Yes, yes, it's a pity that we are a step late!" ”

Lu Xiaofeng didn't get angry, but rolled his eyes and asked, "But I didn't expect so many people to gather here today, and they are all acquaintances...... You're well-informed, but you can't have come to see me digging earthworms, right? But I'm sure you're coming for me...... Say, what's the matter? ”

"Lu Xiaofeng is Lu Xiaofeng, it is said that the top three things you are most proud of are your brain, and it really deserves its reputation!" Monk Honka sighed, and then it was the wooden Taoist who spoke.

"Recently, there has been a big thief in the limelight on the rivers and lakes, called the embroidery thief."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled indifferently: "There have always been many thieves on the rivers and lakes, but it is not easy to let you introduce it personally, thinking about this embroidery thief......"

"Not bad! In addition to embroidering, this thief can also embroider blind people. Mu Daoren nodded and said, "It is said that in just one month, he has embroidered more than a hundred blind people!" The embroidered things are not bits and pieces, it can be described as earth-shattering, there are the eighteen pearls of the Nanwang Mansion, the treasure of the town of the jasper unicorn, the seventy volumes of calligraphy and paintings of the Huayuxuan collection, the 800,000 taels of silver in Zhenyuan, a batch of red goods in Zhendongbao, and the 90,000 taels of gold leaves in Jinsha River......"

"Stop, stop! Stop it! It makes my head dizzy when I hear it...... To say that this thief is not ordinary arrogance. Don't go into detail about what you lost, if you need to ask again, let's talk about the blind man who embroidered! Lu Xiaofeng propped his head, looking surprised.

"Alas, in just one month, there have been sixty or seventy cases, countless gold and silver treasures, and the blind man embroidered is not simple, I won't tell you much, one of them is the head of the guards of the Pingnan Palace, Jiang Chongwei, who is known as the 'first in the southeast' with iron palms! And he didn't even have the ability to fight back under the embroidery thief, so he was embroidered blind in the treasure house! ”

Frowning, Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled: "The palace is heavily guarded, not to mention the treasure house...... But how did he get in? ”

That's a question that needs to be answered by another person...... Gold catcher, please! Yang Yi spoke.

"No one knows the answer to this question, and they can't guess it. My old friend Jiang Chongwei said that he was a bearded man, but it was not difficult to change his appearance, so the only clue left now was this...... "It is Jin Jiuling."

Looking at the jade crown and the graceful Jin Jiuling walking into the house, while taking out a bright red satin from his arms, Yang Yi couldn't help but want to laugh - I don't know if it's an illusion, he always felt that Jin Jiuling's voice was a little sharp......

Lu Xiaofeng didn't care, but he didn't have a good impression of Jin Jiuling, so he just took the satin and looked at it carefully, except for a lifelike black peony, there was nothing on it.

"It's ......"

"When Jiang Chongwei entered the treasure house, he saw that the embroidery thief was concentrating on embroidering this peony, and after he left, this peony was also kept."

Lu Xiaofeng frowned and said suspiciously: "According to what you say, the martial arts of this embroidery thief are really incredible...... But such a master will never come out of thin air for no reason, where did it come from? ”

"That's why I'm looking for you, Lu Xiaofeng! As far as I know, there is only one person who can enter the treasure house of the palace like that embroidery thief without being discovered! Although he can't be an embroidery thief, he can find out how the embroidery thief got into the treasury! ”

“…… Well, I helped with that! Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a moment, and then said.

"Haha! If you don't help, you have to help, because your friend has already promised to come down for you! Jin Jiuling laughed and said!

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PS: Two thousand nine, close to three thousand, conscience chapter...... In order to break three thousand, let's tell a joke about earthworms.

The earthworm family was bored, so the earthworm son cut himself in half to play badminton. When the earthworm mother saw that this method was good, she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Then the earthworm father chopped himself into meat sauce, and when he was dying, he said: "I'm lying in a groove, don't I just want to play football!"

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