Chapter 3 Who is it?
"Huh? Sit on your face? ”
Ye Zi was stunned for a moment, and then he got up suddenly, so fast that it was staggering.
"Are you a human or a ghost? Also, are you my uncle? ”
As soon as he stood up, Ye Zi pointed his mobile phone at Han Yu, and the light shone on Han Yu's body, stabbing him into his eyes.
Han Yu was speechless, took a deep breath, and barely resisted the urge to vomit blood, twisted his numb neck, looked at Ye Zi and said, "I'll answer your first question first, I'm a human being, not a ghost!" ”
"As for the second question, you better go home and ask your father if he would like to recognize me as an uncle!"
Hearing Han Yu's words, Ye Zi subconsciously looked up at the manhole cover and muttered in a low voice, "I want to, but I can't get out!" ”
"Bang~"
There was a sound of hitting the wall, but Han Yu had already slammed his head against the wall with all his might, but Han Yu was now considered to have run out of oil, and even though he tried his best, it only hurt a little, and he didn't even bulge his bag.
"Hey, uncle, although we can't get out for the time being, you don't have to think about it!"
Ye Zi was startled when she saw this, and hurriedly came to Han Yu's side, squatting down and persuading.
"I'm a mother!"
Han Yu stroked his forehead with one hand and groped for something on the ground with the other.
"Uncle, what are you looking for? I'm here to help you! ”
Ye Zi obviously took good care of this injured person who was now "completely injured", and the light on her mobile phone moved with Han Yu's hand, and she asked at the beginning.
"I'm looking for stones!"
Han Yu's face was resolute.
"Oh, I'll help you find it!"
Ye Zi lowered her head and looked for the stone carefully, and after a while, she seemed to think of something and asked, "Uncle, what are you looking for a stone?" ”
"Suicide!"
Han Yu replied coldly.
"Huh?"
Ye Zi came to Han Yu again, and she seemed to be a little angry: "Uncle, didn't I persuade you just now!" ”
"I'm sorry, my bad, I'm not suicidal!"
Han Yu was already stunned now, and he didn't go through his brain at all about what he was saying now.
"That's pretty much it!"
Ye Zi looked proud, and Han Yu was even more speechless when he saw it.
"Am I getting old? Are all the little girls so familiar now? ”
Thinking that he had only known Ye Zi for less than ten minutes, Han Yu couldn't help but sigh.
In fact, he misunderstood, although Ye Zi is usually active, but it has not reached this point, Ye Zi herself is also very strange, she is also controlling herself, but when he saw Han Yu's face, he couldn't help but want to talk to him.
Maybe it's because there are only two of them in this sewer, which makes Ye Zi feel lonely, so she wants to use this kind of non-stop talking to drive away loneliness, or maybe only when there is no one, Ye Zi will completely open her heart.
"Ahem~"
Han Yu coughed dryly, and then said: "Nei, I'm sore now, I can't move, you take out my mobile phone and call for help!" ”
"Oh!"
Ye Zi nodded, and then asked, "What's wrong with you, are you injured?" ”
"Nonsense!"
She didn't mention this Han Yu was not angry, at this time she said this, Han Yu only felt that her heart was full of anger, if it wasn't for the forced suppression, it would have erupted a long time ago, he took a deep breath and said: "When I met you, I really fell out of the ditch and into the pit!"
"What do you mean?"
Ye Zi asked with big eyes, looking at Han Yu curiously.
"Bad luck!"
Han Yu said angrily: "What's the ink, hurry up and take out my phone!" ”
"Oh!"
Ye Zi responded with some grievances.
"Wrong, it's the left pocket!"
"Got it!"
Ye Zi pouted, and put his hand into Han Yu's pocket with an aggrieved expression.
Ye Zi's little hand slowly reached into Han Yu's pants pocket, although it was separated by a layer of cloth, Han Yu still felt a trace of the tenderness of that little hand.
With the light of the mobile phone, Han Yu really saw Ye Zi's appearance clearly at this time, it was pitch black just now, although there was also the light of the mobile phone, but it did not shine on Ye Zi's face, at this time, when he saw Ye Zi's appearance clearly, Han Yu immediately had a feeling of "why did happiness come so quickly".
Ye Zi's appearance belongs to the pure type, with big eyes, a high nose bridge, a pointed chin, Qi bangs, and a cute ponytail tied at the back.
"How can there be such a beautiful girl in this world, and she can live with me in the well!"
Han Yu swallowed and spitted: "If there is some scandal, what should I do with my reputation and my first name?" ”
"What if she feels sorry for ruining my reputation and doing something stupid?"
"Alas, in order to save this lovely girl's life, it seems that I can only reluctantly marry her!"
"It's hard to be a good person, and it's even harder to be a good man!"
Han Yu thought nonsensically in his heart, and involuntarily showed a smirk on his face: "Hehe, haha, hehehe, hahaha~"
"Uncle~, hey, uncle~"
Ye Zi shouted at Han Yu, who was smirking, and a thought unconsciously rose in his heart: "Could it be stupid?" ”
"Suck it~"
Han Yu came back to his senses and subconsciously sucked it in, which also sucked back all the saliva that flowed out just now.
"What? Why? What's wrong? ”
Han Yu coughed dryly, hiding his embarrassment, and hurriedly asked.
"What's the phone password?"
Ye Zibai glanced at Han Yu, took the mobile phone, shook it in front of his eyes, and asked.
"The redhead is handsome, the redhead is so handsome, the redhead is so handsome, the redhead is handsome!"
"I'm asking you for the password of your phone, who asked if your redhead is handsome or not!!"
Ye Zi pouted and said complainingly.
"That's my phone password!"
Han Yu's face was aggrieved, which caused Ye Zi to roll his eyes for a while.
"Uncle is really perverted, the password is set up with so many Chinese characters!"
Ye Zi whispered while unlocking it, and suddenly, she stopped and looked at Han Yu and asked, "Who is the red hair?" ”
"What?"
Han Yu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react for a while.
"Who's the redhead?"
Ye Zi asked again.
"You don't even know the redheads?"
Han Yu looked at Ye Zi with a surprised expression, as if he had seen an alien: "I'm dripping heaven, this is too incredible, you wait, let me slow down, this is really amazing news!" Oh my God! ”
"Tell me who the hell it is!"
Ye Zi was a little embarrassed when she didn't say anything, her pretty face was slightly red, and she actually lied to Han Yu.
"Well, I'll tell you!"
Han Yu shook his head helplessly, as if he had no choice but to take Ye Zi, he said indifferently: "The red hair is"
Ye Zi clasped his hands together and looked at Han Yu expectantly, his eyes staring at his mouth, waiting for him to spit out the heroic deeds and origin of that great celebrity.
"Ahem, he's actually who I know !!"
"Bang!"
Ye Zi fell to the ground.