Chapter 59: It takes no effort to get it

On the crowded street, an old man with a slightly white beard under his chin was trembling and walking, just when the two sides passed by, I saw that it was too late and that it was fast, and the old man suddenly lost his balance with his arm and fell to the big cute god.

Da Mengshen's attention was not here, and when she couldn't dodge, she was hit on the shoulder firmly, and she was shocked to take half a step back.

And at this time, something that does not conform to the laws of physics happens.

I saw that the old man's body flew backwards like a piece of paper in the wind, and then fell to the ground with a "poof", and before the person fell to the ground, the old man had already killed a pig and screamed:

"W-ah!"

This fake "oops" is like the singing voice in Peking Opera, melodious and tactful, and his meow with a tail note! The old man's back hit the ground with a "poof", and in the eyes of passers-by who don't know the key, he must have hit the back of his head, and he is not dead or disabled, but what kind of eyesight do people who practice martial arts? Naturally, I found that the old man made full use of the strength of his muscles, and falling to the ground was as relaxed and pleasant as falling on a spring mattress.

But Xiao Yu knew this, Da Mengshen didn't know, she was originally all focused on the delicious and fun stalls on the roadside, and suddenly saw an old man with white hair being "knocked down" in front of him, looking dying, and suddenly she was at a loss.

The old man lay on the ground and was seriously injured, struggling with his hands and feet and screaming: "Hey, hey, I hit someone!" Kill my old bones! Fathers and fellow villagers have to make decisions for me! ”

“……”

Seeing this scene, the expression on Xiao Yu's face was enough to describe it in just two words: "! ”

Your uncle, this is porcelain, right? It must be!

Whether it's the action or the expression, it's all like the real thing, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have almost been fooled by you!

Your porcelain touching skills have been upgraded to the MAX level, in broad daylight, in situ 720-degree Armstrong-style slalom fall, you have not been invited to the national gymnastics team, it is simply a loss for all mankind, it's time to declare a Guinness World Record for you!

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

"666, this uncle's acting skills must be given full marks."

"Sister is also drunk."

"Is it no wonder that the porcelain industry has become more and more prosperous recently, and it turns out that the folk artists want to carry forward the craftsmanship of their ancestors?"

"Upstairs +1."

"Upstairs +2." ……

In the face of everyone's accusations and discussions, Da Mengshen was a little embarrassed: "I, I didn't mean it!" ”

As he spoke, he raised his head and looked at Xiao Yu for help.

"Isn't it possible to hit someone on purpose?" The old man was lying on the ground, his voice was weak, and his breath was dying, as if he was going to drive the crane west in the next second, "Anyway, you have a big deal today...... I'm going to be broken by you! ”

"I really don't have ......" Da Meng God was still trying to argue, and suddenly found that the light above his head was dim, and when he looked back, he saw a man with a big waist and a round waist walking over.

The man was dressed in a short coat of animal skin, half of his shoulders were exposed, his muscles bulged out like steel, his face was angular and rough from the sand, and his face was scarred by the slash of the sword...... In short, I almost didn't write the words "I'm a bad person" on my face.

The big man hummed and said, "You knocked down my father?" ”

“……”

Your sister, did it turn out to be a family of old and young people going into battle, so old and still out to perform, it's really hard for you!

"You hit my dad, we're not done with this matter!" The big man showed a fierce face and said viciously, "Either go to the official with me, or lose money!" ”

Da Mengshen obviously has no experience in fighting with this kind of opponent who relies on the old and sells the old, and is still at a loss to argue, but unfortunately it has no effect, and his little face is full of grievances.

At this time, Xiao Yu already had a cold face, strode over, he stopped Da Mengshen behind him, and said coldly: "How can I see that you actually want to take advantage of my young lady?" ”

“……”

The whole street fell into a deathly silence, and then there was an uproar.

The common people are the loveliest group of people, they are all the same, they love the short of the family, the gossip of the market, and can listen to the black into white, and the song into a straight one. So if you want to turn the tables, you first have to reverse the preconceived idea of "hitting people".

Da Meng God was ashamed and angry: "You, you, what nonsense are you talking about!" ――”

If it weren't for Xiao Yu grabbing her hand, the angry girl would probably have used a trick of humane destruction.

"Y-You!" The old man lying on the ground sat up angrily, "How can the old man do such an obscene thing at his age!" ”

Xiao Yu said in a deep voice: "This street is three feet wide, and most of the elderly people with impaired mobility are walking slowly along the side of the street, why did you come to the middle of the road?" ”

The old man still wanted to refute, but Xiao Yu had already stretched out his second finger, looked at the pedestrians who stopped to watch the play, and said loudly:

"You've all heard these two men be called father and son, right? Everyone also understands the principle of 'filial piety first', try to ask as a son of man, the old father fell to the ground, and did not want to quickly help the old father up to find medicine to save people, but was aggressive and extorted money here, the world is so big, where is such a reason! ”

So the loveliest thing about ordinary people is that people are like clouds, as soon as Xiao Yu said this, they naturally thought about it along the train of thought, and then pondered, hey, that's really the truth!

"These two ...... Could it be a liar? ”

"It must be, look at the big man, the old father fell, but there was no worry on his face."

"If I have such an unfilial son, I will kill him and save trouble if I use it directly."

As soon as the limelight turned, the person who had accused the big cute god immediately began to accuse the father and son, and the son obviously didn't expect this situation, he was a little panicked, and said loudly:

"No more nonsense! You knocked down my father, hurry up and lose the money, if you don't pay, let's go to the official! ”

"Really?" Xiao Yu smiled, his expression was a little cold, when he was in the original earth space, he had personally experienced similar things, the taste of being bitten by a snake with good intentions to save people was really uncomfortable, no matter what, he didn't want Da Meng God to suffer such grievances.

So Xiao Yu directly took out a stack of silver tickets, which were still called Jiaozi at this time, and said:

"If you break any of the two of them, you can get twenty taels of silver from me!"

The crowd immediately boiled.

"Really?"

"I don't think it's a liar, so many people are watching, if he deceives people, he still wants to get Suzhou City?"

"It's worth it!"

“……”

The old man is very depressed now, in the script he wrote, Da Mengshen, a girl who looks like a 'stupid person with a lot of money', should be very easy to touch, she is lying on the ground rolling and screaming, shouldn't she be like everyone else, in order to avoid being criticized by everyone, and obediently come up with a lot of compensation?

There is a special contact between craftsmen and craftsmen, although there are few practitioners in the porcelain industry, but there are always a few peers.

So the old man couldn't help but think of the complaint of one of his colleagues yesterday......

Recently, when I went out to 'do business', I chose a rich lady, I thought that the man next to her should volunteer to take some money in order to please the girl, who knew that the guy directly beat me up, and the girl next to me also clapped her hands!

What the hell is wrong with this world? The tradition of respecting the old and loving the young has been forgotten by them!

At that time, the sad expression of the colleague was suffocated, the old man can be said to be fresh in his memory at the moment, originally he scoffed, I can't believe what you say, after all, there are still many good people in this world. But now, the old man has to face up to reality......

Seeing that some ruffians were already leaning towards this side with bad intentions, the old man's face was colored several times.

No one dares to kill people in the street, but that doesn't mean that no one will break their limbs, and the nature of the two is completely different. The former is a homicide case and will be put in prison and killed, while the latter is nothing more than a fight that disturbs the law and order, and if you are caught, you will be locked up for a month at most.

Which is more important, a month's prison meal or twenty taels of silver?

Just look at the ruffians with fierce eyes to know the answer.

The old man was a little panicked, and hurriedly said:

"My brother is an elder of the beggar gang, who of you dares to touch me!"

"Huh?" Xiao Yu's eyes narrowed slightly, "I don't know which Beggar Gang elder it is?" ”

"He's the Elder of the Beggar Gang......"

"Bai Shijing?"

"You know my brother's name, too?" The old man's face was happy, and he said proudly, "I advise you to let me go quickly, otherwise you will bear the consequences." ”

“…… Hehe. ”

Bai Shijing is the real murderer who messed with Kang Min in the story and then murdered Ma Dayuan, this person seems to be iron-faced, selfless, upright and majestic, but in fact he is just a sanctimonious person, full of benevolence and morality, but his stomach is full of male thieves and female prostitutes, and his personality is lowly and obscene, and he is an out-and-out hypocrite.

Xiao Yu was still thinking about how to reverse the situation in the apricot forest, after all, his reputation was too bad, and what he said was difficult to convince, but he didn't expect that there was nowhere to find it when he stepped on the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get it. If what this old man said was true, he could have found Bai Shijing in advance, and then secretly collected evidence.