Chapter 741: Journey to the West
A group of bandits drooped their heads and walked back dejectedly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After a while, they were back in a dilapidated inn in the middle of the valley.
On the way, Xiao Yu inquired and learned that most of these people were from nearby broken households, and they really couldn't find a livelihood, so they went out to become bandits.
As for this Rifle Inn, it is the property left by the old gang leader, otherwise this gang of thieves will not even have a place to shelter from the wind and rain.
"Why are other thieves eating and drinking spicy all day long, and you are so miserable?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.
"Big brother, we don't want to."
Supreme Treasure complained bitterly, "We are here, almost no one passes by on weekdays, and if you want to rob, you can't find anyone!" ”
After listening to this babbling story, Xiao Yu couldn't help crying and laughing.
It turns out that in this era, gangsters and bandits are two different concepts.
The so-called gangsters, in fact, is a high-risk and high-income popular profession, first of all, the entry threshold is low, a machete, a passion is enough, and secondly, good after-sales service, although the first to be hacked to death in gang brawls are generally small minions, but if you are lucky not to die, but disabled, the gang will definitely arrange you properly-
Because everyone else is watching from behind, they must not let the brothers chill in this kind of thing, compared to those who resist the bag on the dock, once they die suddenly, they are thrown directly into the river to feed the fish, which is really lucky.
For example, the gangsters Xiao Yu met before were all big and round-waisted, and obviously their living conditions were quite good.
The bandits, on the other hand, are different.
At this time, most of the bandits were poor people who couldn't get by, holding hoes and sickles and other weapons, and they were forced to fall into the grass in desperation, and on the one hand, they had to take care of the encirclement and suppression of officers and soldiers, and on the other hand, there was no unified organization and leadership, so it was better to be gangsters.
While talking, the group returned to the inn.
This inn is also simple, except for the plaque, even the couplets on the left and right have been removed, and I don't know if it was burned as firewood, or where it went.
There are messy weeds growing outside the yard, one in the east and one in the west, growing at will, but it looks quite spiritual.
"Second brother, take this eldest brother to the Tianzi room!" The Supreme Treasure shouted.
"What? Helper, we don't have a Tianzi room here......" The second master whispered.
"Idiot!" The Supreme Treasure was so angry that one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, "Isn't the cleanest and brightest room on the second floor!" ”
"Oh, got it."
Xiao Yu didn't move, followed into the house, and suddenly lost trust in the so-called "clean and bright".
There was only one window in the room, the window paper was covered with a layer of dust, there was a foul musty smell in the room, and a mushroom actually grew on one of the legs of the table!
"Childe, this is the best room we have here, are you satisfied?" The second master rubbed his hands and smiled.
Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Hehe." ”
After driving the second master away, Xiao Yu casually pinched a dust avoidance trick, and a whirlwind suddenly blew in the house, and when the whirlwind dissipated, the house was suddenly much cleaner and brighter.
Xiao Yu took out the futon, sat cross-legged, and began to meditate, by the way, he separated a wisp of divine consciousness and paid attention to the Supreme Treasure and others below.
"Big boss, I've already settled him, when do you think it's going to happen?" The second boss lowered his voice.
"Move your sister's hand!" The Supreme Treasure kicked over, "Are you a pig?" ”
The second master held his head and looked aggrieved, "I don't have a sister." ”
"That big brother is also something we can provoke? People blow our breath, and we'll hit the street then! "Supreme Treasure hates that iron can't become steel," even if you want to do it, you can't rush in directly with an axe, at least three packs of laxatives, so that when his feet and legs are soft and he can't get out of bed, he will do it again!" ”
Xiao Yu: "......"
I'm sorry, but laxatives don't work for me, and besides, I remember you, boy, you're amazing.
"So what do we do?" Another ugly bandit came over.
The Supreme Treasure crossed his waist with one hand and shook his legs at the same time, "The mountain people have their own tricks...... In this way, I see that the eldest brother is stupid and easy to talk to, so we might as well win his favor first, and then we can get some benefits from that eldest brother. ”
"Helper Wise!"
"The great master's opinion!"
"The big boss is so powerful, he can think of such a powerful method."
A bunch of minions are slapping their ass.
Supreme Treasure triumphantly said:
"So, for the sake of the long term, we have to serve him first...... So I have to cook a big meal tonight, take two jars of good wine, and have a good meal with that big brother. ”
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding minions swallowed and foamed.
"Big boss, we don't have any rice." A thin man had a sad face, "There is still some jar of wine, you can drink it with a little water, but what if there is no rice?" ”
"Stupid! If you don't have rice, go grab it! Aren't we bandits doing this! ”
"But it's noon now, and no one is coming to us."
Supreme Treasure blinked his eyes and raised his voice, "Hey, who's that!" Yes, that's you! I remember you and the tofu Shih Tzu at the foot of the mountain, aren't you? Go borrow some rice from her! ”
The bandit trembled, "The big boss, I'm so tired every time I go." ”
"Tired? Please, we haven't eaten in two days, big brother. The Supreme Treasure kicked over, "Don't hurry up, or I'll chop you up!" ”
The bandit went with a sad face, and then a group of thieves gathered together and whispered, the content was nothing more than a cheat, deception and stealing, Xiao Yu was speechless, so he withdrew his consciousness and stopped paying attention.
"If you talk about Journey to the West, if there is any exciting treasure, then it is the Moonlight Treasure Box......" Xiao Yu groaned.
The story of Journey to the West is actually very simple.
Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong had an affair with the concubine of the Bull Demon King, and he had a manic personality, deviant, stole the moonlight treasure box, and was ready to collude with the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Sanzang and set up his own door.
As a result, he was defeated by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and before he died, Tang Sanzang said that he was willing to exchange his life for the opportunity for Sun Wukong to reform himself.
Then time flies, five hundred years later.
Sun Wukong's reincarnated Supreme Treasure became a bandit in Wuyue Mountain, preparing to reunite with the reincarnated Tang Sanzang again and complete the unfinished master-apprentice journey.
As a result, it was leaked by Bodhi Ancestor to Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirteen Niang, two monsters.
And so the story officially unfolds.
Among them, the moonlight treasure box runs through the whole story, with the power to travel through time and space, if it is really something, then it is obviously a rare treasure.
It's just that judging from the original plot, the time travel through the Moonlight Treasure Box should be a time travel to another parallel space, rather than a backtrack in the present time.
After all, in this world, time is the most solid and unshakable existence, Xiao Yu may be able to shatter the void with one punch now, but he can't reverse time.
In this case, it is necessary to consider whether to take it or not.
Soon at night, Supreme Treasure personally came up and invited Xiao Yu downstairs to eat.
Xiao Yu didn't shirk it, and followed downstairs, but saw that the table was full of dishes, and he didn't know how to get it.
The group had just sat down when there was a sudden knock on the door outside-