CH.76 A Fight to Solve a Thousand Hatreds
[No words are better than many words]
[Why bother to be happy if you are righteous]
It was none other than Lan Heng, who couldn't be found at that time. And this is not the reason for his fright, what really shocked him was that the other one standing in front of him was Fang Xiang, who was killed by the white fat man with his heavenly anger!
"How could it be you?!" The head retreated, staring at the two of them.
"Why can't it be me?" Fang Xiang pulled his short beard and smiled, "Someone asked me to bring you a sentence, what to say, 'Stay in the world and open your eyes, don't let this life bear the sunset', hey I said head, what does this mean?" ”
"It's not interesting! Lao Tzu never promised her," his head was excited at first, and then he pouted again and said, "Those nonsense words can deceive a three-year-old child at most, and Lao Tzu can't care if others can open the 'spirit'?" can't turn on his own death, it's about Lao Tzu's! ”
That's right, how easy is it to get all human beings on Earth to evolve to the point where they perceive dark energy? It's easier to give up. Fang Xiang nodded yes.
"Your grandmother's young and exciting Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't eat this," his head shook his huge head, glared at his eyes, and said with a fierce look, "Hurry up and get out of the way of Lao Tzu, I don't have time to grind my teeth with you here!" ”
"Don't worry, wronged," Fang Xiang was not angry, hehe joked, "Others can not care, can you bear to call her 'Fu Sunset'?" ”
"Where is she?" Although the head wanted to get out of this field force ambush circle as soon as possible, he was still anxious to know Dudu's current situation, and asked, "That stinky woman wouldn't tell you this if she didn't have to." But if she has three longs and two shorts, I'll take you both today! ”
"Resist? Joke! Fang Xiang smiled, "Death is dead, there are already three long and two short, what can you do with the two of us now?" If you want to talk about kung fu in fists and feet, I'm afraid you can barely get to a draw with Brother Lan. But if I'm happy, I'll give you two knives to make sure you get two holes, help you breathe, and cool down! You don't have to worry about thanking me, my nickname is Lei Feng. ”
Listening to Fang Xiang's words, his head almost fainted, and he was at this dog's mouth, he really had the urge to step forward and give him a mouthful, but he couldn't use dark energy at the moment, and he was indeed not an opponent with one enemy and two enemies. Besides, Lan Heng, who had been silently on the side, was eyeing him silently, he had the life of his freedom team in his hands, and he was afraid that it would not be easy to die well today.
"So, today we are either you dead or I am alive? Come on, come on, Lao Tzu will be a Buddha today, and purify the two of you birdmen! "The head has never been soft in his life, he knows that he is invincible, and he is not afraid, if death can let him meet Dudu, it may also be the best ending.
"Aha, it's really a head, it's worthy of having a chest and no brain, ah no, it's a second thing with a brain and a white grow!" Fang Xiang's expression was respectful, and he raised his thumb and said, "Since you are begging for death by yourself, it will not be counted as my trust, and you will not have to toss to save Dudu from it, do you say that it is Brother Lan?" ”
"Yes!" Lan Heng replied coldly, "It just so happens that my brothers' revenge has not been avenged, so I will make a break today." Don't interfere, I have to kill him with my own hands!" ”
"Your grandma's! What a big breath," his head jumped up, and roared loudly, "You killed Dudu, and Lao Tzu still wants to seek revenge on you!" Come on, come on, just today, let's live and die, and see who avenged it! ”
The two of them did not wait for Fang Xiang to speak, and fought with fists and feet in one place.
"I'm going, I'm in a hurry!" Fang Xiang smiled, simply sat on the ground with a big grin, looked at it with interest, and shouted two sentences from time to time, "Head, why do you kick your crotch, stinky rascal, shameless... Head, why are you still scratching people? How can the old man fight like a shrew..."
This annoying head: obviously kicked out, but he was forced to take it back, but he was punched by Lan Heng; Obviously, he locked his throat with a claw, hesitated slightly, and was grabbed by Lan Heng's wrist again, and a small grappling hand fell into a dog to chew...
"Fang Xiang, I'll grass your uncle!" With a false move in his head, he jumped out of the circle and scolded at Fang Xiang, "Your grandma's chirp, how can I still fight?!" ”
"You hit yours, I said mine," Fang Xiang glanced at his head, "If you care so much about what I say, then it's better to commit suicide and save everyone the effort." ”
As soon as his head heard this, it was difficult to suppress his anger, so he jumped over, grabbed Fang Xiang's collar, and beat him with a fist. Fang Xiang also grabbed the ear of his head and rolled with him.
Where is this battlefield where life is fighting, it is clearly a child's fighting spirit: the two of you pull my hair, I bite your ears, mixed with "fuck your grandma's", "I will be your uncle", rolling around on the sandy and gravel ground by the lake, fighting happily.
The physique of the head is several times larger than that of Fang Xiang, and this is quite unreasonable to take advantage of a lot in the fight. Lan Heng on the side couldn't look at it and came over to help, but the two of them rolled together again.
After several hits, the red sun sank in the west, and finally all three of them were exhausted, lying on the ground on all fours, gasping for breath. From time to time, he tried his best to raise his hand and hit the past, but the strength was not much different from stroking.
"Convincing or not?" Fang Xiang panted like a cow, looked at the sky with his eyes, and asked.
"it!" The head spat out the blood in his mouth, felt a few teeth fall out, and scolded, "Okay one-on-one, in the end, the two of you will fight Lao Tzu, and you have the ability to fight alone!" ”
"People like you deserve to be beaten to death by the group!" Lan Heng took a few breaths and said, "I don't need to talk about morality with you. ”
The two of them don't speculate, and they want to fight again, but they don't even have the strength to get up, where can they fight again?
"Oops, no more, no more!" Fang Xiang shouted weakly, "Head, leave the purple gold compass, I will help you rescue it, you can go." ”
"Why does Lao Tzu believe you?" His head was speechless for a while, and it took a while before he spoke.
"My life was saved by Dudu, without her particleizing me and pulling me into the four-dimensional space, I'm afraid I would have been blown up by that dead fat man with the wrath of the sky." Fang Xiang sat up vigorously and glanced at his head.
Hearing what he said, his head struggled to sit up, staring into Fang Xiang's eyes, speechless for a long time, only the soft sound of the evening breeze blowing in his ears. Finally, without saying a word, he handed the purple gold compass into Fang Xiang's hand, staggered to his feet, and walked towards the woods.
"Wait, do you want to just leave?" Lan Heng on the side also stood up at this time, "The two of us haven't settled their accounts yet!" ”
turned his head back, pouted and smiled, and reflexively returned to Lan Heng's side, without speaking, he punched and hit.
And Lan Heng didn't mean to dodge, and he also punched the face of the head.
"Bang, bang" twice, the two were smashed in the face by each other's fists at the same time, and fell to the ground on their backs.
"Are you done?" The head laughed.
"It's over, it's all over." Lan Heng's expression, which had always been cold and angry, also relaxed, and he couldn't stop laughing with his head.
"I'll go! Both neurotics! Fang Xiang kicked Lan Heng and his head and buttocks, and shouted, "Get up quickly, take the madman and Little Thirteen to Sun Moon Mountain, fight against the asteroid attack first, and then go to the Holy Spirit Altar to rescue Dudu." ”
But when the three of them helped each other and came to the forest, they were nowhere to be seen!
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