"Master~~"

I whispered softly in my master's ear, but he waved his hand at me, motioned for me not to make any noise, turned around, and went back to sleep.

Seeing this, I took a deep breath and sank into the dantian. Then he yelled: "Master! There are women!"

"What? Where?"

I have to say that this trick is very effective, the sleeping master directly excited, jumped up from the bed in a panic, covered the ** part with both hands and looked left and right, and was relieved to see that there was no woman.

"Haha" I covered my mouth and tried to keep myself from laughing, I finally saw a master so embarrassed, I am really sorry for myself if I don't laugh well, I'm sorry for the readers, I'm sorry for CCGV!

"Stinky boy, you think your life has been better lately, and you want the master to give you exercise, right?"

Just when I was laughing, a rather gloomy voice came into my ears, so frightened that I hurriedly stopped laughing, this stop laughing made my face red, the feeling of wanting to laugh but not being able to laugh is really too uncomfortable, just like an internal rush to solve.

Speaking of this exercise, I have to tell a little story in it.

I also deserve to be greedy, not only want to learn the master's yin and yang secret arts, but also want to learn the master's kung fu. Although the master did not admit that it was kung fu, and only said that it was a family tradition of self-cultivation and self-cultivation, he still taught it to me. At first, I thought it would be like a martial arts drama on TV, sitting cross-legged on the ground, breathing and breathing, and I could have a body of kung fu with agility. I later found out that I was so naïve!

The plum blossoms are still fragrant from the bitter cold! If you want to have the ability to be agile and don't endure hardships, how can you do it? For this reason, in addition to reading books to increase my experience, I exercise my body every day. As the saying goes, if you want to train muscles, you must first endure hardship! Behind every muscular man is the evolution of countless sweats!

So, after practicing for half a month, I thought that I was full of strength, and no one in the world could match me. Then, the master asked me to compete with him, who would have thought that a young man would be knocked to the ground by a middle-aged man with one move, and he would not be panting. It's too shocking, and what's even more hateful is that every day since then, the master will find me to play shoulder falls, and I don't say that you should know about the object of the fall! And for this, the master also gave a nice code name "exercise exercise".

Finally waited until the master put on his clothes, I could only follow behind his ass with a red face and stick out my tongue, didn't I just see you at noon, what's the big deal? It's a shame for a man not to raise it, is it necessary to keep a straight face on me! Hum!

"Master Fang! I've finally got you here! What's wrong with you, young man? If your face is so red, do you have a fever? Or are you suffering from heat stroke?"

When the master and I walked to the hall, the lady who was waiting here for herbal tea was very enthusiastic and came to say hello.

In the face of my aunt's question, I could only bow my head and say nothing, shaking my head to indicate that I was fine. Who let the master stare at me with bull's-eyed eyes, and that posture would throw me into a pile of shit for a day if I dared to say half a word.

Speaking of this pile of shit, last time I made fun of the master for smearing dog shit powder on his hand to force the female ghost to show up, and was ordered by him to sleep on the bed board sprinkled with sun-dried dog shit powder for the night. That taste is really unbearable for people, not to mention the unique smell of shit, just say that you sleep on an uneven bed, how can you sleep peacefully?

Therefore, I know that the means of my master's education are endless. I don't dare to tell my aunt about the master's troubles!

"Huh! It's nothing, the young man is just too bloody, the weather is so hot, it's normal for blood to rush to the face!" The master answered the warm care of the eldest lady for me with a smile, and then paused, and said in a straight voice: "Eldest sister, is there anything urgent about coming to me in such a hot weather?"

A master is a master! It was just an instant that the topic shifted to the point. When the eldest lady heard this, she immediately put away the smile on her face, and said with a worried face: "Master Fang, I suspect that someone in my family has let go of Gu!"

I don't know if anyone will say that my master is not able to guess the purpose of his coming before he speaks? Why do you have to ask the aunt! I would like to explain here that in fact, my master can guess that half of the people came for the purpose of not because of an unknown prophet or some mysterious thing to help. He only relied on the psychology of mind reading, it's as simple as that! As for how the master can read the esoteric psychology of mind reading, let's take a look!

"Putting Gu?"

As soon as the eldest lady's voice fell, before the master could react, I took the first step to exclaim.

Why am I behaving the way I do? Because in terms of the cases I know from the book, Gu art is a very evil thing, and it is basically spread among ethnic minorities, especially in the area of Miaojiang. It's almost unheard of in our Han settlements, but now the eldest lady has mentioned it.

"What a nonsense! People who don't know still think that your name is Chun" The master taught me a lesson angrily, and then said: "Sister, let's not worry, this thing is almost non-existent in our area, so you sit down first, take a sip of tea and talk slowly!" I'll help you analyze it and see if it's a Zhong Gu or something else!"

My name is Chun? I don't know who just took a nap and dreamed without a trace, and it was still noon! Muttering disappreciatively, I honestly stood behind the master and pricked up my ears to listen carefully.

"Hey! Actually, I don't know if it's a Zhong Gu or not!" The eldest lady sat down halfway to the chair, her hands nervously didn't know where to put it, and continued: "It should also be my family's mouth is cheap, a few days ago he lost money playing cards with someone, he had a quarrel with someone with a bad temper, and when he returned home, he screamed that his stomach hurt, he couldn't stop screaming, and his belly kept squirming up and down. By now, the whole person was lying on the bed, weak, and his face was pale, as if he was about to die! Originally, I thought he had some kind of cancer, but when I was sent to the hospital, the doctor said that everything was normal! Later, I heard that the person who had a quarrel with my family was an old man, who was dressed like an ethnic minority. Everyone said that my family might have been tricked by him, so I came to you, Master Fang, to see if there was any way. Whining... My family's mouth... Why is life so bitter!"

The eldest lady cried as she spoke, which made me and the master feel a little helpless. A woman's crying is the biggest headache for men, and it's true.

"Master! This..."I pointed to the crying mother, I didn't think that her enthusiasm just now was all faked. It's no wonder that her husband has become like that, and no one feels good. It's already strong not to cry all day with a sad face!

"It's okay! Leave it to me!" The master responded lightly and comforted the eldest mother: "Eldest sister, don't be sad!" I've already figured out a way to deal with your weird mouth! I'll give you a few talismans to take home, and you just have to do what I say!"

I have to say that the master's method is very effective. When the eldest lady heard the master's words, she immediately stopped crying, looked at the master with hopeful eyes, and said excitedly: "Big... Guru! It's true... There really is a way to fix it... What's wrong with my family?"

"Hmmm! Eldest sister, do you know my Fang Zhongxia's ability and reputation, have I always looked like a liar?"

The master patted his chest, but his eyes glanced at me and winked at me. Seeing this, I hurriedly echoed loudly on the side.

With my joining, the eldest lady decisively chose to believe the master's words. While saying words of gratitude, he pulled out his trouser pocket, and it seemed that he was going to use money to express his gratitude.

Without the master to speak, I stopped the eldest lady's move.

"Auntie! What are you doing here? It's not that you don't understand the rules set by my master, you don't charge money if you don't see the effect, and you only charge the honest price when you collect money! So, you better put the money away and talk about it when the uncle recovers!"

"Oops! No wonder everyone says that Master Fang is the reincarnation of a living Buddha who saves people from suffering! Thank you so much, if my family really recovers, even if I make you a cow and a horse, I am willing to do it!"

"Eldest sister, you are too polite! The tree is expensive, go to the back hall to get a peace talisman, a ghost avoidance talisman, and a ghost suppression talisman!" The master interrupted the eldest mother's praise and continued: "Eldest sister, now I will tell you what to do when you go back. Remember clearly, don't get a single step wrong. ”

"Oops! Don't worry, I won't be mistaken! Master, you can say it!"

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